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5/14/15 Kim & Kanye Renewing Their Vowels

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Thursday, May 14, 2015
 
"Us Weekly" says KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are celebrating their first anniversary by renewing their vows this month in Paris.  They got married on May 24th in Florence, Italy, after a rehearsal dinner at Versailles in Paris. A source says Kanye is renting out the Eiffel Tower for the festivities . . . if that's even a thing you can do.   Meanwhile, "OK!" magazine says Kim is pregnant again, and it's a boy.  A source says Kanye, quote, "can't do enough for Kim and north and is smiling so much more than usual."  Which could mean anywhere from all day every day to once a year.
 
Also, Kim and Kanye need to start taking fewer showers and watering their lawn less because California is going through one of the worst droughts in history and they're not helping matters. The couple received a personal letter from the water department warning them to cut their water usage by 50-percent at their enormous Hidden Hills estate.
 
VIN DIESEL talked about his family a lot while promoting "Furious 7".  But in real life, maybe that word doesn't mean much to him. Vin and his longtime partner Paloma Jimenez have three kids . . . including a daughter named Pauline who was just born in March. But a source says that last year, he had a fling with a girl in New York City that lasted a few months.  "Life & Style" magazine says it remained a secret this long because the woman was also in a relationship, so she didn't want the word out, either.
 
DANE COOK was reportedly banned from the L.A. comedy club The Laugh Factory PERMANENTLY. A source says Dane used "vulgar, offensive language" toward a waitress.  When the owner called him on it, things escalated.  They got into a heated argument, with Cook telling him, quote, "I own this place!"
 
LINDSAY LOHAN showed up at a Brooklyn nursery school yesterday to start her latest round of community service.  And she actually got there EARLY.  Meanwhile, the school sent letters home telling parents that she would be treated just like any other volunteer, and would never be left alone with any of the kids.
 
BLYTHE DANNER believes people hate on her daughter GWYNETH PALTROW because we're intimidated by her success.
 

5/13/15 Tiger Cheating Scandal

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015
 
It's shocking that this rumor took more than a week to get going, but here it is:  TIGER WOODS and LINDSEY VONN may have broken up over Tiger's CHEATING. So far, the only "proof" we have is a source talking to the British tabloids.  This source says Tiger had a one-night stand after he was eliminated from the Farmers Insurance Open in February. He actually CONFESSED to Lindsey, but obviously that didn't win him any points.  The source says, quote, "It wasn't with anyone special.  He really wanted Lindsey to be the one.  But he blew it again.  He can't help himself.  He's got an addiction.  He relapsed."
 
For a guy who spent most of a half-century avoiding being tied down, GEORGE CLOONEY is, well, pretty tied down now.  In a new interview, he says he and his wife AMAL make sure they never spend more than a week apart. He also says that so far, quote, "we don't disagree on many things."  But he adds, quote, "She's smarter than me, [so] the only way we resolve anything is by arm wrestling. That is my only chance of winning anything with her because if it's an intellectual battle, I would lose.  She's the smart one in the family."
 
Hey, JUSTIN BIEBER is single . . . and he's supposedly not a jerk anymore.  So if you'd like to hook up with him, you need to know exactly what he's looking for.  That information is in the new issue of "Seventeen" magazine. He says, quote, "I want someone who's confident in herself and honest.  I have to find her very attractive and as someone I can see myself with for the rest of my life." As for not being a jerk anymore, he says, quote, "I was rebelling a little bit.  I was getting cockier and cockier.  I didn't have people to check me.  I looked back and I was disappointed in myself."
 

5/12/15 LiLo Working with Children

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Tuesday, May 12, 2015
 
TOM BRADY has been suspended FOUR GAMES over "Deflategate".  The Patriots were also punished.  They lose a first-round draft pick next year, a fourth-round pick the year after that, and they were fined $1 million.  The Patriots are in the first game of the upcoming season, against the Pittsburgh Steelers on Thursday, September 10th.
 
I can't think of anything that could possibly go wrong here:  LINDSAY LOHAN is going to spend the next two weeks working with CHILDREN.  Lindsay is 115 hours short on her community service, and she has until May 28th to finish.  So today, she'll begin working at the Duffield Children's Center in Brooklyn. Unfortunately for her, Lindsay will basically have to work a full day, EVERY DAY from now until the 28th, in order to get the required hours.  And prosecutors say if she falls short, they'll recommend jail time.
 
Page 6 reports that Courtney Love owes a New York doctor $48,250 for allegedly unpaid therapy sessions. Dr. Edward Ratush, an "addiction psychiatrist" who specializes in “opiate dependence and depression," filed legal papers last week seeking payment from Love, who has made no comment on the suit.
 

5/11/15 Morgan Freeman Loves Marijuana

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Monday, May 11, 2015
 
In a post to his mom on Mother's Day, JUSTIN BIEBER thanked her for preventing him from being more of a dirt bag than he is.  He said, quote, "If it wasn't for this woman let's just say I would have had a way LONGER stupid phase.  I love u and thank u for not giving up on me!"
 
MORGAN FREEMAN loves marijuana.  He says, quote, "My first wife got me into it many years ago.  How do I take it?  However it comes!  I'll eat it, drink it, smoke it, snort it!  [Legalization] is really a long time coming, and it's getting legs . . . longer legs."  He also says it's the only thing that helps with the pain he still feels in his arm and hand from a 1997 car accident.
 
Despite the insane drought conditions in California, some celebrities aren't skimping on lawn maintenance.  The "New York Post" printed aerial photographs of the very lush and green estates of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, Barbra Streisand, Jennifer Lopez, Hugh Hefner, Jennifer Aniston, and other celebrities.
 
Demi Moore found out this week that she was a target of a major heist after thieves hit her storage unit in Hollywood and stole $200,000 worth of clothing. Police say one of Demi's assistants stopped by the storage facility on Monday and noticed a lot of items missing -- specifically her high-end clothing items. No one in Demi's camp had been by the storage unit in at least six months and there were no signs of forced entry, leading them to believe it may have been an inside job carried out by someone who works at the facility.
 

5/8/15 Jennifer & Ben Having Problems?

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Friday, May 8, 2015
 
BEN AFFLECK was spotted without his wedding ring last month, and the "National Enquirer" says he and JENNIFER GARNER are having problems.  In fact, Ben went to a Buddhist monastery in Canada to, quote, "figure out what he wants out of life, and find a path back to being a good husband." He even left Jennifer to celebrate her April 17th birthday alone.  And she can't trust him because he alternates between good behavior and bad . . . whatever that means.
 
CHRIS BROWN returned home to L.A. from a few days in Vegas, to find a naked woman in his bed.  She had broken in a few days earlier and made herself at home.  She also spray painted his kitchen counter and some of his cars.  She was arrested for burglary and vandalism, and Chris said, quote, 'I pray she will get help."
 
Make a note:  KRISTEN STEWART says she will NEVER get plastic surgery.  She says, quote, "I am so freaked out by the idea of doing anything.  And maybe that's completely arrogant but I don't want to change anything about myself. I think the women who do are losing their minds. It's vandalism." She adds, quote, "I either like being really sexy or insanely androgynous.  I'm not great at applying makeup myself."
 
Lindsay Lohan has a new excuse why she still hasn’t completed her community service hours. So far LiLo has completed less than 10 of the 125 required hours and her excuse is the community services center in England has changed locations-- and now it takes her an hour-and-a-half to get there. Her lawyer Shawn Holley said she'd like Lindsay to do the remaining community service in Brooklyn, so it sounds like she’s moving back to the US. The judge in the case warned, "If Lindsay does not get this done by May 28th there will be consequences."
 
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