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Jake's Corner

11/21/13 Chris Brown Kicked Out of Rehab

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Thursday, November 21, 2013


Sources say that KIM KARDASHIAN dropped 80-GRAND on various procedures to lose her baby weight.  And KANYE WEST, whose mother died getting plastic surgery in 2007, has BANNED her from getting anything else done.  But Kim denies it.  She says, quote, "This is false . . . I work out so hard and this was such a challenge for me but I did it . . . no one will take this away from me with fake reports."


CHRIS BROWN didn't leave rehab willingly earlier this month.  He was KICKED OUT, after throwing a rock through the window of HIS MOTHER'S CAR. His mom was there for a family counseling session, and Chris got mad because she was trying to convince him to stay for extended anger management treatment.  So he freaked out and busted her car window. So Chris was hauled back into court yesterday, and the judge ordered him to enter a live-in anger management facility for 90 DAYS.  He'll have to be drug-tested while he's there.


"Life & Style" magazine says that LINDSAY LOHAN suffers from achondro-plasia-phobia . . . which is the FEAR OF LITTLE PEOPLE.  A so-called source say Lindsay had a major anxiety attack a few years ago when she saw two little people, and had to take a pill to calm herself down.  Lindsay's rep says this isn't true, and she, quote, "loves all people."


JENNIFER LAWRENCE did some OVER-SHARING on last night's "Letterman" about a medical problem she had recently.  She said, quote, "I just had this really bad pain for, like, three weeks.  And you know you can only [poop] your pants so many times a day before you go to the emergency room, before you're like 'I need to go to the hospital.'"

11/20/13 Adam Levine Sexiest Man Alive

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Wednesday, November 20, 2013


ADAM LEVINE has been named "People" magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.  He says, quote, "As a musician, you have fantasies that you want to win Grammys, but I didn't really think that this was on the table."


KANYE WEST unveiled his new video "Bound2" on "Ellen" yesterday.  It's basically just Kanye having sex with a naked KIM KARDASHIAN on a motorcycle, as they "ride" past fake backdrops. And not surprisingly, the sexual chemistry is virtually non-existent . . . which COULD all be due to the fact that Kim has no acting skills whatsoever.


On "Ellen" yesterday, KANYE WEST explained what attracted him to KIM KARDASHIAN.  The fact that she has her own money was part of it. He said, quote, "[When] I was at my lowest moments I could get on the phone with her.  She would make me feel like I was here for a reason and I had something to say, and just support me through that. It's incredible to have a woman . . . that is not using you for money . . . because once you become like a multi-millionaire there's a certain type of women out there that they go for that, and they'll put on the whole act and everything."


There's nobody on Earth who COULDN'T have seen this coming:  Just two weeks after she turned 18, KENDALL JENNER showed off her boobies in a see-through top on Instagram.


Foot Locker has a funny new ad for their "Week of Greatness" promotion.  Apparently, the Week of Greatness is SO great, that the world just seems to right itself in a variety of ways. For instance, Mike Tyson gives Evander Holyfield his ear back, Dennis Rodman buys a ONE-WAY ticket to North Korea, NBA sideline reporter Craig Sager burns all his ridiculous suits, and Brett Favre learns how to WALK AWAY.


Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s wine has received the honor of being named the best rose’ wine in the world by Wine Spectator. The Miraval rosé retails for $28 and came in at 84 on Wine Spectator's Top 100 Wines list of 2013, making it the top rosé on the globe.


11/19/13 Bieber's Wild Party

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Tuesday, November 19, 2013


JUSTIN BIEBER'S party over the weekend included booze, pot and naked women.  Justin hired 20, quote, "big booty strippers".  Other women were taking their clothes off, too.  Celebrity guests included Snoop Dogg, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Chris Brown, T.I. and Trey Songz.  All the guests signed a $3 million confidentiality agreement though, so somebody might be in trouble.


A new toxicology report suggests Brittany Murphy was murdered. Brittany died in her home in December 2009, and at the time the coroner ruled that her death was caused by complications related to pneumonia and anemia. But her suspicious father, Angelo Bertolotti, recently ordered a new toxicology test and the new test reportedly detected the presence of 10 separate heavy metals in the 32-year-old's system — substances commonly associated with rat poison and insecticides. The lab report states, "The only logical explanation would be an exposure to these metals (toxins) administered by a third party perpetrator with likely criminal intent."


KANYE WEST thinks he's a genius . . . even though he can't necessarily spell the word.  He says, quote, "People get mad at me saying that I am a creative genius, but it's just obvious. It's, like, factual.  I would write creative genius when I go through the airport.  I would put that on customs [forms], where you put what your title is, except for two reasons:  it takes too long to write and sometimes I spell the word genius wrong."

11/18/13 Justin Bieber Drama

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Monday, November 18, 2013


ALEC BALDWIN got into confrontations with THREE paparazzi on Friday.  He also pushed one guy into a car and knocked his camera out of his hand.  Meanwhile, MSNBC has suspended his show. 


MILEY CYRUS confirms that she lit up a real joint onstage at the "MTV Europe Music Awards", but she claims it wasn't part of some grand marketing plan. She says, quote, "I was just walking out of my room and then I was like 'Oh I have this in my bag, that will be really funny.'  And I didn't say anything to anybody. I just did it mostly because I knew the fans in Amsterdam would love it and they started going crazy when I did it."


ZAC EFRON is recovering from the broken jaw he suffered during a fall in his house.  ADAM SHANKMAN, who directed Zac in "Hairspray", says, quote, "I have been making him soup. He has been drinking it through his straw. He has to eat through a straw on a syringe. It's horrible." He added, quote, "He's in great spirits.  He's just like, 'Oww.  It hurts.'"


Police showed up at JUSTIN BIEBER'S house three times Saturday morning after a neighbor complained that he and his friends were partying too loudly.  Nobody was arrested, even though cops said they smelled marijuana.  But the neighbor filed a report against Justin for disturbing the peace.

11/12/13 Miley Says Something Dumb...Again

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Friday, November 15, 2013


According to a provision in Lauren Silverman's divorce, she can't let SIMON COWELL be around her 7-year-old son for the next year . . . which might prove difficult since they've been openly dating ever since Simon knocked her up. And if she violates that clause three times, she owes her ex-husband Andrew $50,000. Also, she's getting $3,000 a month in child support.  Not that she needs it when she's got access to Simon's bankroll.


DRAKE and RIHANNA reportedly tore it up at V Live . . . a STRIP JOINT in Houston, Texas on Wednesday night.  They spent thousands of dollars and Rihanna got multiple lap dances and was FEELING UP THE LADIES.  They left at 5:00 A.M.  One source claims they took a, quote, "Spanish-looking girl" with them.


By now, we're used to MILEY CYRUS saying dumb things.  But it's still mildly amusing to hear.  In a new interview, Miley says, quote, "I feel like I'm one of the biggest feminists in the world because I tell women to not be scared of anything," Then she adds, quote, "You've got about 90 years . . . hopefully we all live to be 105 . . . you've got about 105 years on this earth and, like, you should be happy every single one of those [years]."


Alec Baldwin’s stalker, Genevieve Sabourn, was sentenced to 6 months in jail after being found guilty of stalking Baldwin. She has also been found guilty of harassment, attempted aggravated harassment and contempt of court after her behavior in the courtroom got out of hand.


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