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2/19/15 Kim K Paying for Photoshopped Selfies

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Thursday, February 19, 2015
A 21-year-old man has filed a civil lawsuit claiming he's JAY Z's son.  The man says Jay and his mom used to get busy in the early '90s.  The mom tried to get him to take a paternity test in 2010, but a judge declined to hear the case, claiming he lacked jurisdiction based on Jay's address.  But in the civil suit, the man says Jay LIED about his address to get out of taking the test.
Oh, those KIM KARDASHIAN selfies . . . so spontaneous, so natural.  Or are they?  A "source" says Kim pays a Photoshop expert $100,000 a year to touch up her selfies before she shares them with the world. This woman is on call 24-7, and will, quote, "deliver a revamped image in less than 30 minutes." The originals are DESTROYED once they're touched up, so no one will ever see them.  And the woman has signed a nondisclosure agreement, so she'd be in big trouble if she secretly kept any and they somehow got out.
Lent started yesterday, and E! Online put together a list of things celebrities could give up.  For instance, they suggest that Taylor Swift give up on dancing, Justin Bieber ditch the hair dye, Ashton Kutcher stop wearing trucker hats, and Kanye West avoid interviews.
VANILLA ICE was ARRESTED yesterday for stealing furniture and other items from a home that's in foreclosure in Lantana, Florida. Police say Ice . . . a.k.a. ROBERT VAN WINKLE . . . stole a pool heater, a bicycle and other stuff in addition to the furniture.  The theft occurred sometime between December and this month. Ice has been renovating a nearby house, possibly for his cable show "The Vanilla Ice Project", and police found the stolen loot after executing a search warrant.
Here's the BOBBI KRISTINA BROWN situation in a nutshell:  She is still alive . . . she also doesn't seem to be recovering . . . and her family is a complete CIRCUS, as usual.  Here's the latest: "Us" magazine claims Bobbi Kristina's so-called family is "feuding at her bedside" . . . and her dad BOBBY BROWN is already looking into what will happen to the $20 million inheritance she got after her mom WHITNEY HOUSTON died. A "source" says, quote, "He's fighting with the Houstons about money . . . as the situation gets more grave, I think people are feeling the pressure.  Money is a big point of contention."  Well, how sweet.

2/18/5 Evidence Mounting Against Bruce Jenner

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Wednesday, February 18, 2015
At her dad's fashion show last week, North West was actually wearing a BULLET-PROOF VEST that he designed. And by the way . . . thanks to North throwing a temper tantrum during the show, there is now supposedly a NO KIDS rule for the rest of New York Fashion Week.
Law enforcement sources  are in possession of video from an MTA bus which caught the entire Bruce Jenner car crash.  According to TMZ, it shows Bruce struck both cars, and the Lexus driver never made contact with the Prius. Bruce hit the Lexus, which propelled it into oncoming traffic and then struck the Hummer. Bruce then continued on and hit the Prius. So, according to the video, Bruce was following too close, which opens the door to a possible vehicular manslaughter prosecution.
The Motion Picture Production Code that was used from 1930 to 1968 had a lot of restrictions that are quite different from today's standards.  For instance, kisses couldn't be "lustful" or last more than three seconds . . . nudity, even in silhouette, was banned . . . and even married couples had to sleep in separate beds.
ALEX RODRIGUEZ is sorry that he got caught juicing, and was suspended for all of last season.  In a handwritten letter to fans, he says, quote, "I take full responsibility for the mistakes that led to my suspension.  I regret that my actions made the situation worse than it needed to be.  I can only say 'I'm sorry.'"
Comedy Central has released the first promo for their upcoming roast of JUSTIN BIEBER, and it shows Justin shirtless and being pelted with EGGS in slow motion.

2/17/15 Lance Armstrong Ordered to Pay

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Tuesday, February 17, 2015
Bruce Jenner allegedly claims he knew he was a woman since he was 5 years old. Sources say Jenner told relatives he’s kept his “true self” hidden since he was a child. While he’s reportedly known he was a woman for most of his life, Jenner has “never been female” in front of the kids or worn feminine clothing around them. Bruce has an upcoming interview special with Diane Sawyer about his life change, but there are no plans to announce a new name during that appearance.
Nick Gordon can't see his girlfriend Bobbi Kristina Brown, but he can see her name every time he looks at his left forearm. That's because he tattooed it on there. Nick, who posted a photo of the ink on Facebook, has been banned from visiting the daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown at the Hospital in Atlanta where she remains in a coma. --Police are investigating how Bobbi Kristina wound up unresponsive in a bathtub last month, and Nick is said to be the focus of the investigation.
In 2005, LANCE ARMSTRONG swore under oath that he'd never used performance-enhancing drugs.  Which wasn't 'quite' true . . . because it turned out he was never NOT using performance-enhancing drugs. Well, it's not a good idea to commit perjury . . . an arbitration panel in Texas just ordered Lance to pay a $10 million penalty to the sports insurance company that paid his Tour de France bonuses. That's the largest sanction against an individual in U.S. history.  Under oath, Lance had said, quote, "I race the bike straight up fair and square."  LIVE STRONG!

2/16/15 Bieber Cleaning Up?

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Monday, February 16, 2015
A lingerie photo of CINDY CRAWFORD that doesn't appear to have been touched up hit the Internet over the weekend.  And it proves that Cindy DOES have "flaws". Of course, they're the same imperfections any 48-year-old might have.  And to be honest, Cindy has fewer of them than most 48 year olds. The picture wasn't meant to be seen . . . it was leaked from a photo shoot Cindy did for "Marie Claire's" Mexican and Latin American editions in 2013. Cindy's husband RANDE GERBER decided he didn't want the photo to be the last word on his wife's body, so he posted a much more flattering bikini pic, along with the caption, "She got flowers and I got her.  Happy Valentine's Day."
JUSTIN BIEBER is still out there trying to prove that he's no longer the punk that was annoying the crap out of all of us the last couple years. Here's the latest:  Justin was out at a restaurant in New York on Friday, when he noticed some cops at a table near him.  When it was time to pay, he offered to cover their bill as well, which was around $200. The officers came over to thank him, and they even posed for a photo together.
On Friday, GARY BUSEY hit a woman with his car as he was backing out of a parking spot at a grocery store in Malibu.  He reportedly knocked her over, but she wasn't seriously hurt. She was treated at the scene, and left.  Gary hung around while the paramedics were there.  He wasn't cited . . . and investigators said there's no indication that he'd been drinking.  Gary is 70 years old.
Bobbi Kristina Brown has taken a turn for the worse. According to TMZ, she showed improvement in brain function a few days after being admitted to the hospital, but her condition has since deteriorated. Family sources say at this point it doesn't matter if Bobby Brown withdraws life support because his daughter's organs are shutting down. Still, Bobby refuses to pull the plug as he holds out for a miracle.

2/13/15 Was Bruce at Fault?

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Friday, February 13, 2015
One of the drivers in that fatal accident last weekend in Malibu claims BRUCE JENNER was the one who caused it.  She says Bruce was the first one to make contact with another vehicle, and that she had properly come to a stop for a red light. Bruce has reportedly hired an accident reconstruction expert to help him out.
PIERCE BROSNAN's house caught on fire Wednesday night.  Luckily, it wasn't too serious.  Apparently, the fire started in the garage, and one bedroom sustained minor smoke damage, but that was about it.  Nobody was injured. Firefighters were able to get it under control in about 35 minutes.  Damage was estimated at $1 million.  Pierce lives at the house with his wife and two children.
WILL SMITH is insanely wealthy, but he claims his kids are NOT spoiled.  He tells "Esquire", quote, "[Jaden] has one pair of shoes.  He has three pair of pants, and he has five shirts.  Total."  According to 'Google Image' searches, Will is probably lying . . . no he is definitely lying.
The latest on BOBBI KRISTINA BROWN includes word that she was recently in a car accident . . . her aunt saying that despite being on life support, she's doing well . . . and an anonymous friend telling the "National Enquirer" that she was using heroin and crack before her hospitalization.
The "National Enquirer" claims VAL KILMER may have only months to live, because he has a throat tumor and he's a Christian Scientist, so he won't get proper medical treatment.
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