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Jake's Corner

6/25/13 Johnny Depp is Cool

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Tuesday, June 25, 2013
 
CHRIS BROWN has been accused of shoving a girl at a nightclub on Saturday and injuring her knee. But it sounds like she made the whole thing up. The club owner says it didn't happen. He adds that the woman was trying to rush Chris all night and was eventually EJECTED from the club.
 
Here's how cool JOHNNY DEPP is: Whenever he travels, he brings his Captain Jack Sparrow costume from the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies with him . . . just in case he wants to visit a children's hospital. He says, quote, "Sometimes you go to kiddie hospitals and things like that. I'll just sneak in and go and surprise a bunch of kiddies through the different wards . . . It basically turns into a two-, three-hour improvisation and it's really fun. So I travel with Captain Jack."
 
It sounds like something is seriously wrong with HONEY BOO BOO'S dad, MICHAEL "SUGAR BEAR" THOMPSON. The family posted this update on Facebook: Quote, "[We] don't want to share the diagnosis until we get all the information . . . [but it's] not a good report."

6/24/13 Kim & Kanye Getting Hitched?

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Monday, June 24, 2013
 
On Friday, the Food Network FIRED PAULA DEEN after it became public that she admitted during a court deposition that she's used the N-word. Earlier in the day, Paula backed out of an appearance on the "Today Show" and issued two bizarre apology videos that didn't do her public image any favors.
 
There are reports that JAMES GANDOLFINI downed at least eight alcoholic drinks on the night he died, and was eating like a pig. But his rep says the autopsy report doesn't show that. Meanwhile, Gandolfini's body is being flown back from Italy today, and his funeral will take place Thursday in New York City.
 
A doctor in the MICHAEL JACKSON wrongful death trial testified that Michael may have gone 60 days without any real sleep leading up to his death. That's because he was taking propofol, which knocks you out, but deprives your body of the sleep cycles it needs. He noted that lab rats die in about FIVE WEEKS under similar conditions.
 
Lindsay Lohan could be in rehab longer than the court ordered. --The CEO of the rehab facility where Lindsay is currently staying says some celebrities are treatment resistant… meaning, they have been to rehab several times but have not gotten better. He says these people often need longer stints in treatment than the average.
 
Now that their baby has arrived, are Kim Kardashian and Kanye West ready to get hitched? According to unconfirmed reports in The Sun, Kanye has popped the question and the couple is planning a September wedding in Paris. Kanye hasn't given Kim an engagement ring yet, but he reportedly handed her a rare black diamond to commemorate the birth of their daughter. According to VH1, Kanye may have been persuaded to pop the question after speaking to Jay-Z, who told him being married and having a family is more fulfilling than being just a baby daddy.

6/21/13 Baby Kardashian

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Friday, June 21, 2013
 
JAMES GANDOLFINI'S 13-year-old son called for help after discovering that his father had collapsed in their hotel bathroom in Rome. Less than an hour later, he was pronounced dead at a local hospital. Doctors believe he died of cardiac arrest . . . and for now, there's no immediate evidence that drugs or alcohol were involved.
 
JOHN TRAVOLTA and JAMES GANOLFINI had a close relationship. John says James was there for him when HIS 16-year-old son died in 2009 . . . and in exchange, he vows to look after James' family.
 
America, we enjoyed a few days of KARDASHIAN-free bliss . . . pre-2007-style! But it all came CRASHING down late last night, when Kim and KANYE WEST'S daughter's name was revealed. It's . . . wait for it . . . NORTH WEST. Um…yeah. TMZ says they have seen the birth certificate . . . and E! is reporting that name too. By the way, Kim LAUGHED at the idea of naming the baby "North West" when it was rumored earlier this year.
 
"Life & Style" magazine is reporting that JUSTIN BIEBER is "always" asking the staff of a New York City hotel for two very important items: CONDOMS and JELLY BEANS.
 
More Amanda Bynes craziness. She says her odd behavior in recent months is due to a birth defect. Amanda tweeted that she was born with “a webbing” between her eyes and that she has been undergoing cosmetic surgeries to correct the birth defect. She added the defect had led to her bizarre behavior of late. She also tweeted, “I consider myself to be a hero to have suffered 27 years with a birth defect and to just now have it surgically removed."

6/20/13 James Gandolfini Passes

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Thursday, June 20, 2013
 
Former "Sopranos" star JAMES GANDOLFINI passed away yesterday, after suffering a massive heart attack in Italy. He was 51. James is best known for his role as Tony Soprano, for which he won three Emmys.
 
SELENA GOMEZ and British pop star ED SHEERAN are supposedly dating. "Us Weekly" says Selena is completely over JUSTIN BIEBER, and she's moved on to Ed because he's more mature. A "source" says, quote, "She got sick of having to take care of Justin like he was her child."
 
MILEY CYRUS twerks . . . grinds . . . and makes out with a life-sized Barbie Doll in her weird new video for "We Can't Stop". And it's SERIOUSLY strange. Here's a quick rundown of some of the other stuff you see in the video: A skull made out of French fries . . . a girl pretending to cut her fingers off . . . dancing teddy bears . . . a guy eating a sandwich made of hundred dollar bills . . . taxidermied animals in sunglasses . . . thumb-sucking . . . A beer bottle piñata . . . a huge pile of bread . . . and a TON of shots of Miley shaking her butt in spandex.
 
We still haven't heard anything significant from KIM KARDASHIAN or KANYE WEST on their new daughter OR her name, which is a little strange since it's been FIVE DAYS since the birth . . . and these people are ATTENTION HOES. But here's a rundown of a few odds and ends that are floating around the Internet: There's talk that there was some "delivery room drama" because of mysterious "complications." There aren't many details, but "People" magazine reports that Kim may have suffered from "preeclampsia," a condition marked by high blood pressure and swelling. --The baby arrived "roughly three weeks early" . . . despite earlier reports that she was FIVE weeks early. –And "Life & Style" magazine claims Kanye has been so inspired by his new daughter, that he's, quote, "written four songs [about her] already."
 
JOHNNY DEPP used to "self-medicate" with BOOZE . . . but he insists he was never an alcoholic. He also says, quote, "I investigated wine and spirits thoroughly, and they certainly investigated me as well."

6/19/13 Katy Perry Dumped Over Text

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Wednesday, June 19, 2013
 
KATY PERRY says that RUSSELL BRAND announced that he was divorcing her in a TEXT MESSAGE. --In the July issue of "Vogue" magazine . . . Katy says, quote, "[Russell is] a very smart man, and I was in love with him when I married him. Let's just say I haven't heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me on December 31st of 2011." Meanwhile, Katy hints that there's also a MYSTERY REASON that Russell dumped her . . . and she knows what it is . . . but she isn't talking.
 
KIM KARDASHIAN hasn't revealed her daughter's name yet, assuming she's decided on one. But rumor has it she's been named: Kaidence Donda West. That would make sense . . . because we've heard the first name would probably start with a "K", and the second name might be "Donda" after KANYE WEST'S late mother. –But again, just a rumor.
 
MILEY CYRUS is hinting that she DOES smoke weed, but she doesn't think that should be a big deal. She says, quote, "I think alcohol is WAY more dangerous than marijuana . . . I've seen a lot of people spiral down with alcohol, but I've never seen that happen with weed." She also denies that she's singing about ECSTASY in her single "We Can't Stop". One last thing: Miley was asked about the status of her relationship with LIAM HEMSWORTH . . . but all she would say was, quote, "I wear a ring every single day. I don't talk about my personal life, so that's enough of an answer."
 
JUSTIN BIEBER had a run-in with a paparazzi photographer Monday night. And by run-in, I mean he nailed him with his CAR while he was leaving the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. In a video you can clearly see Justin's white Ferrari sideswipe the guy. Then the guy lies on the ground . . . milking it . . . and eventually some other paparazzi scumbags pick him up, and carry him to the curb. The guy wasn't seriously hurt. And according to the police, Justin won't face charges, because they say it was the photographer's fault for standing in the middle of the road.
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