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12/5/12 Most Overpaid Actors

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Wednesday, December 5, 2012
 
ARETHA FRANKLIN may have accidentally bared her gargantuan CANS during a visit to the White House. --She was there for this weekend's Kennedy Center Honors. And her rep supposedly told "USA Today" that the upper half of her gown wasn't hooked properly, and slid down to her waist. --According to the rep, this mishap exposed Aretha's, quote, "foundation-wearing girls in all their Victoria's Secret glory!"
 
Forbes.com has released its annual list of the Most Overpaid Actors in Hollywood . . . and this year's winner (slash) loser is EDDIE MURPHY. --To come up with the list, Forbes takes everybody's last three movies, and calculates how much those movies made for every dollar the star was paid. --Here are Hollywood's Most Overpaid Actors, along with how much their last three movies made for every dollar in salary they earned . . .
#1.) Eddie Murphy, $2.30
#2.) Katherine Heigl, $3.40
#3.) Reese Witherspoon, $3.90
#4.) Sandra Bullock, $5.00
#5.) Jack Black, $5.20
#6.) Nicolas Cage, $6.00 (--He was also #6 last year.)
#7.) (tie) Adam Sandler and Denzel Washington, $6.30 
#9.) Ben Stiller, $6.50 (--Not on the list last year.)
#10.) Sarah Jessica Parker, $7.00 (--Not on the list last year.)
 
ANDERSON COOPER went BLIND for 36 hours last week, while he was on assignment in Portugal for "60 Minutes". The cause of his blindness was SUNBURNED EYEBALLS. --On his show yesterday, Anderson said he was out in the ocean on a boat for about two hours. And even though it was overcast, the UV light bouncing off the water did a number on his eyes. --He said, quote, "I wake up in the middle of the night and it feels like my eyes are on fire, my eyeballs and I think, oh maybe I have sand in my eyes or something. --I douse my eyes with water. Anyway, it turns out I have sunburned my eyeballs and I go blind. I went blind for 36 hours."
 
BARBARA WALTERS has revealed that HONEY BOO BOO made her list of the year's "Most Fascinating People" . . . even though she knows you may not approve. --She says, quote, "A lot of people will say, 'For heaven's sake, this is ridiculous, this is a child at five or six years old entering beauty contests.”

12/4/12 Kate Middleton Pregnant

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Tuesday, December 4, 2012
 
The good news for the Royal Family is that KATE MIDDLETON is pregnant. The bad news? She's in the hospital with a very severe form of morning sickness called HYPEREMESIS GRAVIDARUM. --It's marked by nausea and vomiting, but on a more extreme scale than regular morning sickness . . . to the point where it can lead to dehydration, malnutrition, weight loss and other problems. --Kate will remain in the hospital for several days, after which she'll require, quote, "a period of rest." There's potential for harm to the mother and child, but this doesn't seem to be one of those cases.  --This is the first child for Kate and PRINCE WILLIAM. The baby automatically leapfrogs PRINCE HARRY to become third in line for the throne.
 
ROB KARDASHIAN has broken up with his girlfriend . . . British singer RITA ORA. And if you believe his Twitter feed, he had good reason to pull the plug. --Yesterday, he Tweeted, quote, "She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together . . . But I mean 20?!!!!" --He added, quote, "How can a woman who is so busy trying to start her own career have time to be with so many dudes while in a relationship?! I am actually disgusted." --Rob removed the Tweets after about 30 minutes . . . but not before somebody grabbed them and shared them with the world.
 
Great news! LINDSAY LOHAN doesn't have money to buy cocaine or vodka . . . because the IRS has SEIZED ALL HER BANK ACCOUNTS. --Despite the hundred-grand CHARLIE SHEEN gave her recently to pay down her debt, Lindsay still owes $233,904 in back taxes . . . and they got tired of waiting for it.
 
NICK LACHEY got BOOTED from the Cincinnati Bengals / San Diego Chargers game on Sunday for TRASH TALKING. The game was in San Diego, and Nick is a Bengals fan. He Tweeted that he, quote, "couldn't be prouder" of getting the boot. Then after the Bengals won, he Tweeted, quote, "I'd talk trash to everyone in SD, but what's the point? You already had me kicked out of the stadium and you still lost."

12/3/12 Hefner Getting Married

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Monday, December 3, 2012
 
In a new interview with Yahoo! Sports, MIKE TYSON reveals that he was still having sex with ROBIN GIVENS while they were divorcing. But so was BRAD PITT . . . and that almost led to a serious BEATDOWN. --Tyson says, quote, "Every day, before I would go to my lawyer's office to say she's a pig and stealing, I would go to . . . her house to have sex with her. This particular day, someone beat me to the punch. And I guess Brad got there earlier than I did." --He adds, quote, "I was mad as hell. I was going to . . . you should have saw his face when he saw me."
 
RIHANNA and CHRIS BROWN each posted suggestive photos of the two of them together over the past few days. --On Thursday, Rihanna posted a shot of her STRADDLING Chris . . . along with the caption, quote, "i dont wanna leave!!! Killed it tonight baby!!!" --Yesterday, Chris posted a picture of himself and a scantily-clad Rihanna, along with the caption, quote, "What would music today sound like if these kids didn't exist?" --And finally . . . Rihanna posted a picture of herself wearing a piece of jewelry that Chris may have given her. Appropriately enough, it's a CHOKER.
 
In June of 2011, CRYSTAL HARRIS bailed on HUGH HEFNER five days before their wedding. But Hugh took her back earlier this year . . . and now, they're engaged again. --TMZ says they're getting married at the Playboy Mansion on New Year's Eve.
 
MARIO LOPEZ and COURTNEY MAZZA got married Saturday in Punta Mita, Mexico . . . at an estate owned by "Girls Gone Wild" scumbag JOE FRANCIS. EVA LONGORIA was among the guests. --The wedding is being turned into a two-hour special that'll air next Saturday on TLC.

11/30/12 Lindsay Lohan Arrested

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Friday, November 30, 2012
 
One of the many things KIM KARDASHIAN and KRIS HUMPHRIES can't agree on is who gets to keep the $2 million engagement ring. --The British tabloids say Kris wants it back . . . but Kim isn't budging . . . quote, "It's becoming a real sticking point between his and Kim's attorneys. --She has made it plain that she has no intention of returning it though and feels she is within her legal right to refuse as she went through with the wedding. --However, Kris contends that the marriage was a total sham and that Kim only wed him for publicity so therefore she has no right to keep such an expensive gift. --Kris doesn't understand why Kim would even want to keep the ring anyway. It obviously has no sentimental value as she has publicly declared their wedding as 'a huge mistake' and she certainly doesn't need the money."
 
Here’s the full story. LINDSAY LOHAN was arrested early yesterday morning at a nightclub for allegedly punching another woman in the face. And it may have had something to do with a free psychic reading.  --There are about a million different versions of exactly what happened. We'll break it down for you as simply as we can. --It was 4:00 A.M. at a New York City club called Avenue, when Lindsay decided to punch a 28-year-old woman named Tiffany Eve Mitchell in the face. --Sources say they were sitting at adjacent booths, and at one point, Lindsay told the woman to, quote, "give me my space." Shortly after that, she punched her. --Police were called, and by the time they got there, Lindsay had already tried to flee. --She was in the passenger seat of a car outside the bar, but cops intercepted her and arrested her right there. She was booked for 3rd degree misdemeanor assault and released at around 8:00 A.M. --The other thing we know for sure is that earlier in the night, Lindsay had attended the JUSTIN BIEBER concert at Madison Square Garden. The boy band THE WANTED was his opening act. --From there, the details are all over the place . . . but The Wanted may have played a part in the chaos. --A source says Lindsay totally wanted to get her hooks into a member of the group . . . one MAX GEORGE. And he did show up at the Avenue to party with Lindsay. --But she was getting so drunk and annoying that he turned his attention to Tiffany. And that's why Lindsay slugged her. Max, meanwhile, ended up leaving with a THIRD chick. --Max did Tweet about this chaos, but all he said was, quote, "eventful night!!" --But Tiffany might not have been competing with Lindsay for Max's affection, because her HUSBAND was at the club with her. And he later told the press, quote, "Lindsay Lohan got drunk and went crazy . . . [and] hit my wife." --Also, Tiffany herself says this started over an offer for a FREE PSYCHIC READING. Tiffany is a psychic, you see. And she says she had a premonition about Lindsay, so she offered to give her a free reading. --Lindsay turned her down and told her, quote, "Give me my space." --At this point, according to a source, a friend of Tiffany's started hurling insults at Lindsay . . . calling her a WHORE and saying her movie "Liz & Dick" sucked. And that led to the punch. --And finally, according to some reports, it all started when Tiffany bumped into Lindsay while she was trying to avoid a fight that broke out in the club earlier in the night. Apparently, Lindsay stewed over that for a while before deciding to sock her. --The big question is, of course, whether Lindsay was drunk. Some sources say no . . . some say yes . . . and one says she was downing vodka and SNORTING COCAINE. --That source claims the whole thing started when Tiffany asked to take a picture with Lindsay, and Lindsay rudely refused. The woman just walked away, but for some reason, Lindsay wouldn't let it go. --The source says, quote, "She totally sucker-punched that girl in the face out of nowhere! Nobody saw it coming. Lindsay went wild. She was kicking and screaming, cursing at the girl and then spit at her." --Of course, Lindsay's attorney says she was NOT under the influence of drugs or alcohol . . . and added, quote, "From my initial investigation, I am completely confident that this case will be concluded favorably and that Lindsay will be totally exonerated."
 
In addition to her New York City nightclub arrest, LINDSAY LOHAN was also charged yesterday with lying to police . . . for telling cops she wasn't driving when her rented Porsche rear-ended a truck over the summer. --Lindsay was hit with THREE separate counts: Providing false information to a police officer . . . resisting a police officer . . . and reckless driving. --If you're keeping score, that means Lindsay was charged with FOUR crimes in ONE day . . . on both ends of the country. (--These charges were filed in California.) --Lindsay is still on informal probation for her necklace theft. And back in March, her judge told her she could get 245 DAYS in jail if she does anything to get it revoked. --It's almost unimaginable that Lindsay's probation wouldn't be revoked at this point. The question is, how stiff will the punishment be?

11/29/12 Jessica Simpson Preggers Again?

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Thursday, November 29, 2012
 
"Us Weekly" says that JESSICA SIMPSON is pregnant again. A source says, quote, "It definitely wasn't planned."  --If this is true . . . and no one has officially confirmed it yet . . . there's no word what it'll do to her Weight Watchers deal. A company spokeswoman would only say, quote, "Any questions related to Jessica's personal life can only be answered by her team." --Meanwhile, Jessica's rep says, quote, "I'm not going to comment on this speculation."
 
DANNY DEVITO and RHEA PERLMAN were spotted together at an airport yesterday. --There's no word if they're back together. They wouldn't talk to the cameraman, and as soon as they realized they were being filmed, Rhea sped up so they weren't walking side-by-side anymore.
 
It looks like things are cool between JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ. They were spotted kissing over a late-night dinner Tuesday night. --The two of them showed up at the Dream Hotel in New York City just before midnight. --A source says, quote, "It was just the two of them, sitting together. At first they were quietly talking and then they started kissing. They were smiling, definitely seemed happy! They weren't fighting." --They stayed for about 30 minutes, before leaving hand-in-hand.
 
ASHTON KUTCHER is old news . . . with emphasis on the "OLD". Because DEMI MOORE reportedly has a new man . . . and he's almost HALF HER AGE. --His name is VITO SCHNABEL, and he's 26. Demi just turned 50 earlier this month. And Ashton is a shriveled-up 34. --Vito is an art dealer and the son of artist and director JULIAN SCHNABEL. --Demi and Vito reportedly met at a party in India earlier this month. A source says, quote, "They were dancing and grinding all over each other, openly, in front of other guests."
 
"Life & Style" magazine says that before MILEY CYRUS will marry LIAM HEMSWORTH, she wants an iron-clad prenup to protect her fortune . . . and her DOGS. --Miley is worth $130 million, and she doesn't want to lose a dime of it. Of course, Liam's got $20 million of his own, so it's not like he needs any of her cash. --But money's not the only thing she's worried about. A source says, quote, "Miley has a half-dozen dogs that are her babies. She doesn't want to lose them."
 
"Entertainment Weekly" has named BEN AFFLECK the Entertainer of the Year. Other honorees include Channing Tatum, Jennifer Lawrence, Seth MacFarlane, Joss Whedon, Anne Hathaway, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Kerry Washington.
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