Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

3/17/15 Did Patrick Cheat on Miley?

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Tuesday, March 17, 2015
 
A British tabloid posted some pictures yesterday of PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER in Cabo San Lucas, possibly enjoying spring break a little TOO much. In the photos, he's making time with a girl in a bikini . . . hugging, dancing, and walking arm-in-arm with her and doing BODY SHOTS off of her.  So did Patrick just get caught cheating on MILEY CYRUS?  He says no. He Tweeted, quote, "Omg.  It's one of my best friends' girlfriend.  Would NEVER do anything against my GF.  Girls have guy friends and guys have friends that are girls."
 
DEMI LOVATO is celebrating her third anniversary of sobriety, and she took to Twitter yesterday to thank everyone who supported her.  But she gave a special shout-out to her boyfriend WILMER VALDERRAMA. She posted a picture of them kissing, with the caption, "I wish I could put into words how grateful I am for this man right here.  But my love has grown to a level that words could never possibly express how much this man completes me . . . After sharing my ups, putting up with my downs and supporting my recovery . . . he still never takes credit and I want the world to know how incredible his soul is.  I really wouldn't be alive today without him.  I love you Wilmer."
 
ASHTON KUTCHER started an online petition asking Target and Costco to provide changing stations in their men's rooms, hoping it will influence other companies to follow suit.  He says, quote, "It's 2015, families are diverse, and it is an injustice to assume it's only a woman's job to handle changing diapers."
 
David Arquette was booted from Justin Bieber's 21st birthday bash Sunday morning in Las Vegas. Bieber took the party to his rooftop villa at the Nobu Hotel at Caesars Palace. One guest told the NY Post that Arquette was “pretty messed up” by the time the after-party kicked off in the suite, and was openly “talking about Bieber behind his back.” The witness said: “Justin heard what David had been saying, and threw him out of his suite with the help of a friend, because they didn’t have security up there. Somehow David managed to get back in and rushed at Bieber to take him out. There was a confrontation, then other people got in the way to separate them. David was thrown out again, this time for good.
 
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN's boyfriend SCOTT DISICK is going to rehab to deal with his alcohol and drug issues.  He says, quote, "I realize my issues are bigger than me and I'm ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue to battle."
 

3/16/15 Pamela Anderson's Ugly Divorce

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Monday, March 16, 2015
 
TAYLOR SWIFT joked about the rumor that she insured her legs for $40 million, after her cat put a huge scratch on one of them.  She Tweeted a picture of the scratch along with the caption, "Great work Meredith.  I was just trying to love you and now you owe me $40 million."
 
Comedy Central's roast of JUSTIN BIEBER taped Saturday night, and will air March 30th.  Highlights included a surprise appearance by WILL FERRELL as Ron Burgundy, and this crack from JEFF ROSS . . . quote, "Selena wanted to be here but she's dating men now."
 
PAMELA ANDERSON's divorce is getting ugly.  She just got a restraining order against her estranged husband RICK SALOMON, and her petition included nasty emails and texts where he accuses her of having multiple abortions. He even calls her, quote, "a serial baby killer and says she should be locked up.
 
JOHNNY DEPP is #1 on a new list of "The 20 Most Overrated Actors of Our Time."  Liam Neeson, Angelina Jolie, Robert Downey Jr., and Meryl Streep round out the Top Five.  Meanwhile, Emily Blunt and Jake Gyllenhaal top a list of "The 5 Most Underrated Actors Right Now."
 

3/13/15 Hackers Attacking Kanye

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Friday, March 13, 2015
 
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. personally delivered a legit, bionic arm . . . styled to look like one of Iron Man's . . . to a 7-year-old boy named Alex who was born with a partially-developed right arm.  The 3D-printed arm was created by a company called Limbitless Solutions, who are on the cutting edge of making this technology cheap.  This particular arm only cost $350 in materials.
 
Lindsay Lohan continues to be clueless on social media. Two days after using a racial slur on Twitter, she uploaded a major Photoshop fail in an attempt to enhance her booty. In the Instagram pic, Lindsay strikes a pose in front of a white door, but the area around her butt is clearly warped and stretched.
 
The hacker group, Anonymous, seem to have picked Kanye West and Kim Kardashian as their next targets. The group posted a video that starts with Kanye ranting about the Grammies. The group says they’re fed up with Kanye’s antics in his personal life and professional life. The group called him “ego-centric” and someone who “pollutes the planet even more with your bickering, loud mouth, over-grown ego, annoying influence, and mission-less message.” The message said, “We once had a great deal of respect for you. We admired your art, creativity, original vision, and non-conformity in your work. But now, Anonymous has targeted you here with this message because you disgrace what you stand for…it pisses us off.”
 

3/12/15 Bruce Jenner Postpones Show

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Thursday, March 12, 2015
 
Later today, WILL FERRELL will crash five Major League Baseball spring training games in Arizona and play all nine field positions.  The stunt will be filmed for an HBO special that will raise awareness for the fight against cancer.  He'll be taken from one field to another in a helicopter.
 
TIGER WOODS has a new restaurant opening this spring in Florida, called The Woods Jupiter:  Sports and Dining Club. There's a reason it's not called the TIGER Woods Sports and Dining Club. Tiger CAN'T use his first and last name together in a business venture, because Nike OWNS IT.
 
BRUCE JENNER is postponing the reality show about his TRANSFORMATION because he wants it to be a positive thing that brings awareness, and he's not sure things are going in that direction at the moment.
 
Just when it looked like Lindsay Lohan's life was calming down, she's brought more controversy on herself. Lindsay saw Kanye perform Tuesday night at the conclusion of Paris Fashion Week, then posted a pic on Instagram with the caption "#Kanye & Kim All Day, [N-word]." She knew she'd messed up though -- she quickly edited the post and deleted a corresponding tweet. Unfortunately for LiLo, in the social media age, people have learned to take screenshots.
 

3/11/15 Johnny Depp Seriously Injured

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Wednesday, March 11, 2015
 
At least we know that ASHTON KUTCHER is a hands-on dad . . . because he went on a Facebook rant about going into a men's bathroom with his daughter Wyatt and not finding a changing table. He said, quote, "There are NEVER diaper changing stations in men's public restrooms.  The first public men's room that I go into that has one gets a free shout out on my FB page!  ‪#‎BeTheChange" As of last night, his post had more than 225,000 likes.
 
CHLOE SEVIGNY likes when celebrities are actually "great movie stars."  She says she loves Angelina Jolie and Emma Stone . . . but is NOT a fan of Jennifer Lawrence, who she thinks is, quote, "annoying and too crass." Let the Cat fight commence.
 
While in Australia to film the fifth Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Johnny Depp was seriously injured. However, he was not on set, nor filming at the time and we're not sure exactly what happened. Any amateur detective would suspect alcohol played a role in this mysterious injury. It happened over the weekend, on his personal time. A spokesperson from Disney confirmed that Depp is flying to the United States for surgery on his hand. Johnny should have no issues covering the medical expenses due to the fact the he is making 90 million dollars on this movie.
 
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