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Jake's Corner

8/26/13 Lamar Odom Crack Addict?

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Monday, August 26, 2013
 
If there's any justice in the world . . . any justice at all . . . then MILEY CYRUS killed her career last night at the "MTV Video Music Awards".
Her performance included twerking, crotch-gesturing and a lot of bad singing. When she wasn't sticking her tongue out, that is.
 
ALEC BALDWIN'S wife HILARIA gave birth to a baby girl on Friday. They named her Carmen Gabriela. Alec's 17-year-old Ireland Baldwin, posted some tips for her new sister as she grows up, which included this: "Don't be that girl that gets wasted at parties and crawls on bathroom floors. It ain't cute."
 
There are reports all over the Internet that LAMAR ODOM has a drug problem, and it's putting a strain on his marriage to KHLOE KARDASHIAN. TMZ says he's into crack, but the "National Enquirer" claims it's OxyContin. Yesterday, Khloe Tweeted, quote, "Really hard to sit here and listen to people talk [crap] about my family! [Eff] you and shame on you! I'm too protective for this [crap]!"
 
Mike Tyson made a shocking admission at a press conference Friday in New York. The former champ revealed that he's been lying about staying sober for the past few years. Tyson, who was promoting his upcoming fight card with Iron Mike Productions, said, "I wanna change my life, I wanna live a different life now. I wanna live my sober life. I don't wanna die. I'm on the verge of dying, because I'm a vicious alcoholic."

9/23/13 Simon Cowell with Pregnant Girlfriend

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Friday, August 23, 2013
 
SIMON COWELL and his pregnant girlfriend LAUREN SILVERMAN reunited Wednesday in the South of France. And they're supposedly talking about their FUTURE. Meanwhile, sources say Simon had a secret meeting with Lauren's ex-husband ANDREW SILVERMAN recently, to clear the air and make sure he doesn't take their issues public.
 
A 49-year-old man from Rhode Island named John M. Dubis was squatting in the pool house of JENNIFER LOPEZ'S Hamptons estate. And he lived there for a full WEEK before he was caught. The guy was actually living LARGE . . . walking around the estate in full view of the neighbors and even posting pictures of himself all over the grounds on Facebook. And the whole time, J-Lo's SECURITY was on duty. Someone finally figured out he wasn't supposed to be there and called the cops. He was charged with stalking and felony burglary.
 
Just when you thought the "Law & Order" franchise couldn't get any more exploitative with its "ripped from the headlines" episodes, we get this: In an upcoming episode of "Law & Order: SVU", PAULA DEEN will kill TRAYVON MARTIN. --Here's all the plot synopsis you need: A very high profile female celebrity chef thinks she's being pursued by a rapist . . . so she turns around and shoots him. Turns out he was just an innocent kid.

8/22/13 David Cassidy Arrested

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Thursday, August 22, 2013
 
COREY FELDMAN is trying to be the next HUGH HEFNER, by filling his mansion with scantily-clad women and throwing parties. A writer for Vice.com got to attend one, and his article and photos make it seem like it was pretty lame.
 
ROBERT PATTINSON seemed to take a dig at "Twilight" fans . . . telling a German magazine, quote, "Sometimes I ask myself what these masses of people do the whole day. They sit in front of their computers and comment on anything having even remotely to do with 'Twilight'." Cue the uproar!
 
DAVID CASSIDY was arrested for drunk driving near Albany, New York yesterday morning. And when he found out the cop's name was TOM JONES, he said, quote, "What's new, pussycat?" . . . which is the name of a hit song by the SINGER Tom Jones. Cassidy is now facing FELONY drunk driving charges because of a prior DUI in Florida.
 
If Khloe Kardashian divorces Lamar Odom, she could get more money because he cheated on her. Two women have come forward so far claiming they had affairs with the NBA star and sources say if another woman comes forward, Khloe’s leaving him. The two signed a prenup and Odom would have to shell out $500,000 for each year they were wed, as well as allowances for spousal support and shopping. And there is also a cheating clause that would give Khloe more money if he cheated on her.
 
Although Lindsay Lohan said that there is no one to blame but herself for her troubles, her dad, Michael Lohan said, "I don't think she should have taken any of the blame for what happened to her. It's my fault and Dina's fault. We put her in the middle of the divorce. Now it's up to me and Dina to make this better."

8/21/13 Simon Cowell Speaks Out

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Wednesday, August 21, 2013
 
SIMON COWELL is finally starting to talk about his impending fatherhood. Yesterday he said he's, quote, "happy and excited" about becoming a dad. He added, quote, "It's a great time in my life." Even though Simon has said in the past that he didn't want kids, he now says, quote, "Now I know I feel good about it" . . . adding, quote, "I'm proud to be a dad." He also called his baby mama LAUREN SILVERMAN, quote, "a very special girl."
 
Anyone who thought KRIS JENNER wouldn't use her newborn granddaughter to juice ratings for her garbage talk show . . . WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??? KANYE WEST will show a picture of his daughter NORTH on Friday's episode of "Kris". The show was actually taped on Monday, and an audience member says they took everyone's phone, so nobody could smuggle out a picture. The source says, quote, "She looks like Kanye. She has his cheeks and she is almost as dark as him and she has big eyes like Kim . . . too cute."
 
A woman lost her leg when a taxi jumped a curb and barreled into her in Manhattan yesterday. The accident occurred near the studio where DR. OZ tapes his show, so he ran down to help. But it sounds like he didn't do much. He said that a bystander had already used a belt as a tourniquet, and she was treated by emergency personnel.
 
At 56, MELANIE GRIFFITH is learning what a lot of actresses have before her: Hollywood just doesn't care about women of a certain age. She says, quote, "It is what I never thought would happen when I was in my 20s and 30s, hearing actresses bitch about not getting any work when they turned 50. Now I understand it."

8/20/13 Kim K Lipo'ed

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Tuesday, August 20, 2013
 
 Someone is trying to sell supposed NUDE photos of DEMI LOVATO. The seller says, quote, "These are Demi. The collection I have show some nude, including face, some including parts of the body Demi is known for: tattoos, butt, chin. Then, I have pictures of her getting rowdy . . . I can guarantee you these photos are legitimately of Demi." So far no one has published them.
 
"Life & Style" magazine says KIM KARDASHIAN actually got fat from her legs lipo'ed and injected into her butt. Meanwhile, she and baby NORTH were photographed at the funeral of KANYE WEST'S grandfather in Oklahoma City . . . but the baby was covered up, as usual.
 
Forbes has released its annual list of the World's Highest-Paid Models . . . and for the SEVENTH year in a row, GISELE BUNDCHEN sits comfortably at the top, making $42 MILLION over the past year. That's SIX TIMES more than second-place finisher MIRANDA KERR, who made $7.2 million. Gisele also made more than her husband TOM BRADY, who earned $38.3 million.
 
87-year-old comedy legend DICK VAN DYKE was taking a drive yesterday when his Jaguar suddenly CAUGHT FIRE on the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles. Van Dyke got out safely, but the car was TOTALED. He later said he felt lucky to be alive.
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