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7/31/13 LiLo Out of Rehab

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Wednesday, July 31, 2013
 
According to a new survey, Ryan Gosling is the guy people would most like to see in a sex tape. He was followed by Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey and Johnny Depp. Meanwhile, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are the COUPLE people would most like to see getting it on.
 
LINDSAY LOHAN left rehab yesterday as scheduled, but she's not rejoining society just yet. She plans to spend a few days living with a SOBER COACH, because she wanted some kind of transition from rehab to the real world. By the way, Lindsay is guest-hosting "Chelsea Lately" this coming Monday
 
KRISTEN STEWART went off on a paparazzi scumbag the other day, telling him, quote, "You're a piece of [crap] and you don't deserve to breathe the same air I do."
 
RadarOnline.com reports that the "Today" show's ratings are declining so much that staff members are starting to get laid off. Supposedly, nine people have been canned already . . . and those jobs COULD'VE been saved if MATT LAUER agreed to lose 1% of his $25 MILLION salary, but he refused.

7/30/13 Lea Michele Breaks Silence

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Tuesday, July 30, 2013
 
How does JOHN STAMOS stay so MANTASTIC? Well, Pilates help . . . although he takes a lot of ribbing at those classes. He says, quote, "I go in and it's all women except for me. I'm the only guy there, and I know they make up these exercises like 'come over here, John, and do the penguin.' And then it looks like I'm getting a pap smear. They do it to make me look silly, but it keeps me in shape."
 
LEA MICHELE has spoken out for the first time about the death of her boyfriend and "Glee" co-star CORY MONTEITH. She Tweeted a picture of the two of them together, along with this message . . . quote, "Thank you all for helping me through this time with your enormous love & support. Cory will forever be in my heart."
 
Forbes.com has dropped its annual list of the Highest-Paid Actresses . . . and ANGELINA JOLIE tops it with $33 million. JENNIFER LAWRENCE was second with $26 million, and KRISTEN STEWART pulled down $22 million for a third-place finish.
 
MILEY CYRUS prefers weed to booze. She says, quote, "When I smoke, I don't get the sick feeling I get when I drink, or that anger rising up. There's a reason Bob Marley was like some kind of musical Rasta Mother Teresa!" She also says her "We Can't Stop" video is tamer than a lot of what kids are watching online already.

7/29/13 Amanda Bynes Latest

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Monday, July 29, 2013
 
As far as we know, SELENA GOMEZ and JUSTIN BIEBER are OFF at the moment. But on "Good Morning America" Friday, Selena said, quote, "He and I have had such a history together. I'll always care about him and protect him if anyone tries to be mean." --Then on Saturday, Selena celebrated her 21st birthday at a club with several friends . . . including Justin. He showed up with JADEN SMITH, and brought Selena a single red rose. Then Selena and Justin left TOGETHER at about 2:00 A.M.
 
Rapper DJ KHALED proposed to NICKI MINAJ in a video that aired on "MTV News". He also flashed a supposed $500,000, 10-carat ring. There's no word how Nicki feels about this. There are some reports that she actually filed a restraining order against him.
 
The petition AMANDA BYNES' parents filed for a conservatorship was released Friday. They say Amanda is paranoid, obsessed with body image . . . and she's burned through $1.2 million in a really short period of time. They said, quote, "We believe that a substantial amount of this money is being used to pay for marijuana and other illegal substances, and possibly for plastic surgery."
 
REESE WITHERSPOON reportedly treated herself to a $1,500 haircut on Saturday. She went to a high-end salon in Beverly Hills where they, quote, "treat each strand [of hair] in its own way, in order to achieve the most natural effect. ANGELINA JOLIE and SALMA HAYEK are also fans of the procedure.
 
Jennifer Aniston says she's in no rush to marry boyfriend Justin Theroux -- because they "already feel married." Jen says she'll walk down the aisle, quote, "when it's perfect."

7/26/13 Amanda Bynes Latest

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Friday, July 26, 2013
 
Here's the latest on AMANDA BYNES, in a nutshell: Amanda's doctors are extending her hospital stay for TWO WEEKS, saying they need that much time to properly diagnose her. TMZ says doctors believe she's suffering from SEVERE mental illness, and they've even noticed schizophrenic tendencies. They say she can go through long periods of lucidity, but she can also slip right back into CRAZY. But on the plus side, she tested NEGATIVE for all drugs, except marijuana. However, RadarOnline.com says Amanda has been taking Adderall for years. It's supposedly for ADHD, but the REAL reason she takes it is for weight loss . . . and it's doing nothing but adding to her paranoia. She's been asking for it in the hospital, but doctors won't give it to her. Yesterday, Amanda's parents filed for a conservatorship.
 
In the past few months, JUSTIN BIEBER has been accused of spitting on both his neighbor and a club DJ. And now Justin's saliva is back in the news. Yesterday in Toronto, Justin was hanging out on a hotel balcony with friends . . . and spitting over it. It's not clear who or what was below him at the time he was spitting, but it seems like there were fans hanging out down there all day.
 
O.J. SIMPSON went before a parole board yesterday to ask for leniency. He said he's been a model prisoner, and added that the difference between his crime and that of the other inmates is that, quote, "They were trying to steal other people's money. My crime was trying to retrieve for my family my own property."
 
MILEY CYRUS may have to grow her hair long again just to be different, because she claims everyone's been COPYING her since she cut it. She says, quote, "I just always want to be different. Everyone else has cut their hair to look just like me, so now I got to do something different. I don't like when you walk in and you see a bunch of other yous."
 
OPRAH WINFREY has announced that her post-rehab interview with LINDSAY LOHAN will air on Sunday, August 18th. It'll be an episode in her "Oprah's Next Chapter" series on her cable network, OWN.

7/25/13 Amanda Bynes Craziness

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Thursday, July 25, 2013
 
The royal baby has been named GEORGE ALEXANDER LOUIS. Officially, he'll be known as Prince George of Cambridge. The "George" may come from KING GEORGE THE THIRD, who was PRINCE CHARLES' favorite monarch . . . or from KING GEORGE THE SIXTH, the subject of the movie "The King's Speech".
 
 AMANDA BYNES had her Pomeranian with her when she lit that driveway fire on Monday night. And the poor dog ended up COVERED IN GASOLINE. After that happened, Amanda ran to a nearby liquor store and tried to wash it off. In surveillance video from the store, you can see Amanda come in with the dog and bring it into an area designated for employees only. When the cashier goes back there, she leaves. A source says the guy smelled gasoline, so he went to see what was happening. He found Amanda trying to wash the dog off in a sink. But she, quote, "freaked out" when she saw him. The dog is fine, by the way. Amanda's parents have it.
 
Meanwhile, Amanda Bynes won’t be charged for setting fire to that old woman’s driveway in Thousand Oaks, California. Sources say prosecutors will not charge Bynes with trespass, arson or any other criminal offense in connection with Monday's fire. The sources say cops and prosecutors view her conduct as non-criminal and caused by mental illness… and that she needs professional help not punishment.
 
The British tabloids say KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST spent about $767,000 on four GOLD-PLATED TOILETS for their new mansion. They also spent $444,000 on six beds and $325,000 on kitchen appliances. They also bought a refrigerator encrusted with Swarovski crystals. There's no word how much that cost.
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