Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

8/27/13 The Miley Aftermath

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Tuesday, August 27, 2013
 
KHLOE KARDASHIAN and LAMAR ODOM are reportedly separated. It's not really an official separation, but Khloe did kick Lamar out of their house . . . supposedly because of his refusal to understand that CRACK IS WHACK. And she's refusing to take him back until he cleans up his act. And by the way . . . Khloe does believe that Lamar cheated on her, but she thinks his drug addiction is the root of all their problems. A source says Lamar is threatening to file for divorce if Khloe doesn't let him back into the house.
 
Forbes.com has released its annual list of The Highest-Paid Celebrities. MADONNA was #1, with an estimated income of $125 MILLION over the past year. STEVEN SPIELBERG was second with $100 million. And there was a three-way tie between Simon Cowell, Howard Stern and "Fifty Shades of Grey" author E.L. James, who all made $95 million.
 
The entire would is talking about Miley Cyrus’ performance at they MTV music awards. As you would expect, the Parents Television Council went DOG NUTS over Miley's performance. And Miley’s dad, Billy Ray just happens to be on the PTC's advisory board. Meanwhile BROOKE SHIELDS . . . who played Miley's dead mother on "Hannah Montana" . . . had this to say on the "Today" show: "I was Hannah Montana's mother. I do not approve. Where did I go wrong? . . . I just want to know who's advising her, and why it's necessary? . . . [Our children] can't watch that. I feel like it's a bit desperate." 
 
Michael Douglas' 13-year marriage to Catherine Zeta-Jones may be over. London tabloids report a divorce is imminent. Sources say Douglas is the one who wants the divorce but Catherine is fighting to salvage their relationship; another source claims it's the other way around. Michael Douglas’ spokesman wasn’t willing to offer up any info. He said, "I won't talk about that."

8/26/13 Lamar Odom Crack Addict?

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Monday, August 26, 2013
 
If there's any justice in the world . . . any justice at all . . . then MILEY CYRUS killed her career last night at the "MTV Video Music Awards".
Her performance included twerking, crotch-gesturing and a lot of bad singing. When she wasn't sticking her tongue out, that is.
 
ALEC BALDWIN'S wife HILARIA gave birth to a baby girl on Friday. They named her Carmen Gabriela. Alec's 17-year-old Ireland Baldwin, posted some tips for her new sister as she grows up, which included this: "Don't be that girl that gets wasted at parties and crawls on bathroom floors. It ain't cute."
 
There are reports all over the Internet that LAMAR ODOM has a drug problem, and it's putting a strain on his marriage to KHLOE KARDASHIAN. TMZ says he's into crack, but the "National Enquirer" claims it's OxyContin. Yesterday, Khloe Tweeted, quote, "Really hard to sit here and listen to people talk [crap] about my family! [Eff] you and shame on you! I'm too protective for this [crap]!"
 
Mike Tyson made a shocking admission at a press conference Friday in New York. The former champ revealed that he's been lying about staying sober for the past few years. Tyson, who was promoting his upcoming fight card with Iron Mike Productions, said, "I wanna change my life, I wanna live a different life now. I wanna live my sober life. I don't wanna die. I'm on the verge of dying, because I'm a vicious alcoholic."

9/23/13 Simon Cowell with Pregnant Girlfriend

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Friday, August 23, 2013
 
SIMON COWELL and his pregnant girlfriend LAUREN SILVERMAN reunited Wednesday in the South of France. And they're supposedly talking about their FUTURE. Meanwhile, sources say Simon had a secret meeting with Lauren's ex-husband ANDREW SILVERMAN recently, to clear the air and make sure he doesn't take their issues public.
 
A 49-year-old man from Rhode Island named John M. Dubis was squatting in the pool house of JENNIFER LOPEZ'S Hamptons estate. And he lived there for a full WEEK before he was caught. The guy was actually living LARGE . . . walking around the estate in full view of the neighbors and even posting pictures of himself all over the grounds on Facebook. And the whole time, J-Lo's SECURITY was on duty. Someone finally figured out he wasn't supposed to be there and called the cops. He was charged with stalking and felony burglary.
 
Just when you thought the "Law & Order" franchise couldn't get any more exploitative with its "ripped from the headlines" episodes, we get this: In an upcoming episode of "Law & Order: SVU", PAULA DEEN will kill TRAYVON MARTIN. --Here's all the plot synopsis you need: A very high profile female celebrity chef thinks she's being pursued by a rapist . . . so she turns around and shoots him. Turns out he was just an innocent kid.

8/22/13 David Cassidy Arrested

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Thursday, August 22, 2013
 
COREY FELDMAN is trying to be the next HUGH HEFNER, by filling his mansion with scantily-clad women and throwing parties. A writer for Vice.com got to attend one, and his article and photos make it seem like it was pretty lame.
 
ROBERT PATTINSON seemed to take a dig at "Twilight" fans . . . telling a German magazine, quote, "Sometimes I ask myself what these masses of people do the whole day. They sit in front of their computers and comment on anything having even remotely to do with 'Twilight'." Cue the uproar!
 
DAVID CASSIDY was arrested for drunk driving near Albany, New York yesterday morning. And when he found out the cop's name was TOM JONES, he said, quote, "What's new, pussycat?" . . . which is the name of a hit song by the SINGER Tom Jones. Cassidy is now facing FELONY drunk driving charges because of a prior DUI in Florida.
 
If Khloe Kardashian divorces Lamar Odom, she could get more money because he cheated on her. Two women have come forward so far claiming they had affairs with the NBA star and sources say if another woman comes forward, Khloe’s leaving him. The two signed a prenup and Odom would have to shell out $500,000 for each year they were wed, as well as allowances for spousal support and shopping. And there is also a cheating clause that would give Khloe more money if he cheated on her.
 
Although Lindsay Lohan said that there is no one to blame but herself for her troubles, her dad, Michael Lohan said, "I don't think she should have taken any of the blame for what happened to her. It's my fault and Dina's fault. We put her in the middle of the divorce. Now it's up to me and Dina to make this better."

8/21/13 Simon Cowell Speaks Out

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Wednesday, August 21, 2013
 
SIMON COWELL is finally starting to talk about his impending fatherhood. Yesterday he said he's, quote, "happy and excited" about becoming a dad. He added, quote, "It's a great time in my life." Even though Simon has said in the past that he didn't want kids, he now says, quote, "Now I know I feel good about it" . . . adding, quote, "I'm proud to be a dad." He also called his baby mama LAUREN SILVERMAN, quote, "a very special girl."
 
Anyone who thought KRIS JENNER wouldn't use her newborn granddaughter to juice ratings for her garbage talk show . . . WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??? KANYE WEST will show a picture of his daughter NORTH on Friday's episode of "Kris". The show was actually taped on Monday, and an audience member says they took everyone's phone, so nobody could smuggle out a picture. The source says, quote, "She looks like Kanye. She has his cheeks and she is almost as dark as him and she has big eyes like Kim . . . too cute."
 
A woman lost her leg when a taxi jumped a curb and barreled into her in Manhattan yesterday. The accident occurred near the studio where DR. OZ tapes his show, so he ran down to help. But it sounds like he didn't do much. He said that a bystander had already used a belt as a tourniquet, and she was treated by emergency personnel.
 
At 56, MELANIE GRIFFITH is learning what a lot of actresses have before her: Hollywood just doesn't care about women of a certain age. She says, quote, "It is what I never thought would happen when I was in my 20s and 30s, hearing actresses bitch about not getting any work when they turned 50. Now I understand it."
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