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Jake's Corner

5/5/15 Caitlyn Jenner to Women's Prison?

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Friday, June 5, 2015
A radio station put HILARY DUFF on a blind date conference call with eight guys that didn't know who she was, and told them to hang up when she said something they didn't like.  Seven of them did.  Two even ditched her when she announced she was a single mom.
If CAITLYN JENNER were to get prison time for her fatal car accident last year, one law enforcement source says she'd be sent to a women's prison.  But another source says she could end up at the men's prison in downtown L.A., but in a special block reserved for gay and transgender inmates.
The Denver Broncos have to pay a "tax" for passing gas during team meetings . . . and linebacker VON MILLER has paid into it the most.  And he doesn't like it. He says, quote, "They can't fine me if I get up and walk away.  I keep trying to tell them it's not healthy if I just sit there and hold it in.  Nobody in the world does that.  I just do it more than the average person."
Justin Bieber has entered a guilty plea to charges of assault and careless driving in a case stemming from an accident and fight near his hometown of Stratford, Ontario last August. Justin was on an ATV when he collided with a mini-van driven by a photographer -- and then got into a physical altercation with the other man. The judge ruled yesterday that Bieber was guilty, but he gave him an unconditional discharge on the assault case and levied a minor $750 fine on the careless driving count.

6/3/15 Kim K Faking Her Pregnancy?

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Wednesday, June 3, 2015
Someone posted a weird picture of TAYLOR SWIFT on a hiking trail, wearing some short shorts.  The picture is from behind, and Taylor looks like she's on wobbly legs.  And there's an official-looking guy standing in front of her, pointing at her. A few people wondered what was going on, with one person even suggesting she looked like she was taking a field sobriety test.  So Taylor explained it on Tumblr. She said, quote, "I saw the guy with the camera and wasn't in the mood so I hiked the whole trail backwards and my security told me when to make turns."
People are accusing KIM KARDASHIAN of getting a surrogate and FAKING her pregnancy.  She fought back on Twitter, saying, quote, "Can't wait till my website is active!  I'm gonna do live video streaming so every time someone talks [crap] I can go blast the 'blank' outta them.  Pregnant KiKi does not play!!!!"
KENDALL and KYLIE JENNER are 19 and 17 years old, and they're already worried about getting older.  In a new interview, Kylie says, quote, "I'm scared of the day I turn 19.  I really don't want to grow past 18."  And Kendall adds, quote, "It's scary.  Life is scary.  It's just scary to think how fast everything is rolling and you can't stop it.  It's rolling right now." --And speaking of deep thoughts, Kendall gives us this . . . quote, "I think social media has taken over for our generation . . . I hate it sometimes, like, I literally want to throw my phone so I can't look at it. It's all a made-up world if you think about it.  Social media, everything, this interview, everything.  It's not real.  It's pretty crazy."
The second part of the "Today" show's interview with TRACY MORGAN aired yesterday.  Tracy said he doesn't know how he'll be funny again, but he vowed to make it back for the fans.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL gave a strange interview, where he tried to describe his approach to acting by saying that since we are "like 90% water," we are "affected by the moon when it's full," just like the ocean.  So if you spend time in the real-life environment of the character you're playing, it's more real.  Or something.

5/29/15 LiLo Off Probation

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Friday, May 29, 2015
At a time when women are fighting harder than ever to avoid being objectified, JOE MANGANIELLO invites you to BRING IT ON. He tells "Details" magazine, quote, "Why would I [mind being a sex symbol]?  I don't think men care why women like them, as long as they do." He adds, quote, "That's the point of the nerd in high school who makes it big.  You work that hard for a reason.  You want to have access to the dating pool."
JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ went to the same church gathering on Wednesday night, and the preacher even posted video proof on Snapchat.  But they didn't go TOGETHER. A source says they're definitely not dating again, but adds, quote, "For the first time, it wasn't awkward.  They were cordial and friendly to each other.  It was harmless."
KIM and KOURTNEY took their daughters to ballet class this week, then headed over to the Cheesecake Factory for something to eat.  But Kardashians don't have to walk like mere humans.  So they parked right in front of the door, in HANDICAPPED spots. And the police who escorted them back to their cars afterward didn't seem to care.  Later on, Kim was spotted texting while driving on the 101 Freeway . . . with North in the backseat.
Lindsay Lohan is off probation. A judge ruled yesterday that LiLo successfully completed her community service and took her off probation in connection with a reckless driving conviction two years ago. On Instagram, she wrote, "Hard work pays off. Thank you to all those that allowed me to volunteer while in NYC. God bless you all. Amen."

5/28/15 LiLo Finishes Community Service

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Thursday, May 28, 2015
About two weeks ago, LINDSAY LOHAN was ordered to finish 115 hours of community service by TODAY, or the judge said she'd face CONSEQUENCES. Which, let's be honest, would have probably amounted to MORE COMMUNITY SERVICE.  It seemed like an impossible task, especially for Lindsay.  But she DID IT.  She busted her tush working eight hours a day, at a daycare center and a women's shelter that we know of, and she got the job done. Her probation will officially be lifted at a hearing later today.  It'll be the first time she hasn't been on probation for one crime or another in SEVEN YEARS.
TRACY MORGAN settled his lawsuit with Walmart over the accident with one of their trucks last summer that left him seriously injured.  There's no word how much they paid, but Tracy says, quote, "Walmart did right by me and my family."
BRUCE JENNER is trying to dismiss the wrongful death lawsuit filed against him over that fatal accident he was involved in back in February. The lawsuit was filed by the two stepchildren of the 69-year-old woman who died in that accident.  But Bruce's legal papers say they're "financially independent and successful" and can't claim they need her for, quote, "the necessities of life." In their lawsuit, the stepkids do claim they lost "financial support" and were dependent on her.  They also claim they lost, quote, "love, affection, support, comfort, [and] society."
SIMON COWELL'S son is now 15 months old, and he still hasn't changed a single diaper.  He insists that he loves being a dad though, and adds that he and his girlfriend are hoping to have another kid . . . a girl.
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT and her husband are BRAVELY attempting to raise two young kids on their own.  She says, quote, "We didn't have a night nurse, we didn't have a nanny.  We haven't ever had any of that stuff.  It's been really interesting to do it all ourselves."

5/27/15 Johnny Depp Facing Prison

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Wednesday, May 27, 2015
It looks like it's officially back on:  KATY PERRY and JOHN MAYER went to Disneyland together over Memorial Day weekend . . . and there are pictures to prove it.
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY had her baby . . . and that's basically all we know.  There's no word on the gender, name or actual birth date. This is the first child for Keira and her husband JAMES RIGHTON.
"Forbes" released its list of the 100 Most Powerful Women yesterday.  There aren't too many celebrities on it . . . and none in the Top 10.  OPRAH is the first to make it, at #12.  She's followed by BEYONCÉ at #21 and ELLEN DEGENERES at #50. Then comes ANGELINA JOLIE at #54 . . . SOFIA VERGARA at #57 . . . and TAYLOR SWIFT at #64.
A guy in Kenya is offering a massive dowry for Malia Obama's hand in marriage, including 70 sheep, 50 cows, and 30 goats.  Malia is only 16.  The guy hopes to make his offer to President Obama in person when he visits Kenya in July.
MELISSA MCCARTHY has a wide-ranging clothing line coming, and it won't just be available at plus-size stores. She tells "More" magazine, quote, "[Malls] segregate plus-size.  It's an odd thing that you can't go shopping with your friends because your store is upstairs hidden by the tire section."
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are reportedly leading separate lives. The two haven't been seen in public together for 31 days and sources say they are having some trouble. Ben was recently spotted not wearing his wedding ring on her birthday.
Johnny Depp could face up to 10 years in prison or a maximum fine of $265,000 for illegally bringing his dogs into Australia. Depp returned to Australia on a private jet to resume filming the latest “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie after having hand surgery. He didn’t declare his Yorkshire Terriers, Boo and Pistol, breaking the country's strict quarantine laws. An investigation found that Depp, passengers and the flight crew didn't declare the dogs, who were only discovered when photos were posted on social media. Australia’s Minister for Agriculture threatened to have the Yorkies euthanized unless they were flown out of the country within 50 hours. Depp complied with the minister's request, and the dogs flew to California. Officials in Australia say the case isn’t over, though. The investigation is still ongoing.
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