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Jake's Corner

6/9/14 Melanie Griffith & Antonio Banderas Divorcing

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Monday, June 9, 2014


MELANIE GRIFFITH filed for divorce from ANTONIO BANDERAS on Friday, after 18 years together.  Melanie is seeking custody of their daughter Stella, who's almost 18, and spousal support.  She and Antonio issued a statement saying, quote, "We have thoughtfully and consensually decided to finalize our almost twenty years marriage in a loving and friendly manner."


This isn't an easy question to answer, but when the love of your life dies, how long should you wait to start doing the nasty again?  For MICK JAGGER, the answer is apparently LESS THAN THREE MONTHS. L'WREN SCOTT, Mick's girlfriend of 13 years, committed suicide on March 17th.  And last week, Mick spent the night with a hot young brunette at a Swiss hotel.  The paparazzi got some shots of them on the balcony.


At a GUNS N' ROSES concert the other night in Las Vegas, someone took a picture of NICOLAS CAGE backstage wearing the following outfit:  A cowboy hat, sunglasses, a purple blazer, beads around his neck and a cane. Oh, and a T-shirt with a picture of HIS OWN FACE on it.  He was also drinking from a pretty big wine glass and standing next to ANDREW DICE CLAY.


TRACY MORGAN is in intensive care, after his limo bus was involved in a bad accident on the New Jersey Turnpike early Saturday morning.  Yesterday, Tracy's rep said he was still in critical condition . . . but added that he was, quote, "more responsive today."  A man driving a Walmart semi reportedly caused the collision.  Some sources say he'd fallen asleep at the wheel.


On Saturday night, SANDRA BULLOCK picked up the Decade of Hotness award at the Spike TV "Guys' Choice Awards".  Then she went home to enjoy . . . AN ATTEMPTED BURGLARY. A 39-year-old man entered Sandra's house early Sunday morning.  As far as we know, she didn't confront the guy.  Police were called . . . they arrived at the house at about 6:30 A.M. and arrested him.


In the wake of his latest scandal, JUSTIN BIEBER has reportedly turned to Jesus.  A pastor named Carl Lentz says Justin is attending services and studying Bible passages. And he even got baptized . . . in a friend's bathtub.  Why the strange location?  Because every time he tried to get it done at a church, someone blew his cover, and he wanted to keep it private.


6/6/14 Rihanna Gets Most Desirable Award

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Friday, June 6, 2014


RIHANNA will receive the first-ever Most Desirable Woman award at the "Guys Choice Awards" . . . which tapes over the weekend and airs next Wednesday on Spike TV. Sandra Bullock will get the Decade of Hotness award, Julia Louis-Dreyfus gets the Hot and Funny award, Emily Ratajkowski from the "Blurred Lines" video will be named "Our New Girlfriend" . . .


DIDDY tries to sound all deep on his Twitter feed, but he's really not.  His posts include these nuggets of wisdom:  "A real person is not perfect, and a perfect person is not real." . . . "Your mistakes should be your motivation, not your excuses." . . . "If you want to fly, you have to give up the things that weigh you down." . . . "The best way to get something done is to begin."


Lifetime is developing a reality show called "Born in the Wild", which will follow "the journeys of young, expectant parents, who have chosen to give birth 'in the wild.'"  Yes . . . pregnant women squeezing babies out in the forest.  The show is already controversial because the births will be unassisted by doctors, which is dangerous and could inspire people to do it themselves.


Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart have called it quits. According to TMZ, they actually split nearly 2 months ago. The breakup was civil. They're still friendly but simply grew apart. Allegedly, the breakup had nothing to do with recent stories of Casper's sexual escapades.


5/5/14 Charlize a Big Tipper

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Thursday, June 5, 2014


CHARLIZE THERON went into a Pinkberry yogurt shop in Hollywood WITHOUT ANY MONEY, and ordered a chocolate hazelnut with chocolate shavings.  And she told the woman behind the counter she'd be back to pay the $3.75 tab. Well, she DID come back, driven by her boyfriend SEAN PENN.  She gave the woman a HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL, and told her to keep the change.  That's a $96.25 tip.


MELISSA MCCARTHY says she was inspired to start a plus-size clothing line because she had trouble finding a designer who'd make her an Oscar dress a few years ago.  Quote, "I asked five or six designers . . . very high-level ones who make lots of dresses for people . . . and they all said no."


Kim Kardashian’s older sister, Kourtney, is apparently pregnant with her third child. An insider said, "She is only a few months along," but a rep for Kourtney has not officially confirmed the news.


DONALD STERLING is dropping his $1 billion lawsuit against the NBA, and won't stand in the way of the sale of the L.A. Clippers.  At a charity benefit Tuesday night he said, quote, "I feel fabulous, I feel very good.  Everything is just the way it should be, really.  It may have worked out differently, but it's good.  It's all good."

6/4/14 Another Bad Bieber Video

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Wednesday, June 4, 2014


JENNY MCCARTHY made fun of the JENNIFER LOPEZ / CASPER SMART transsexual rumors on Twitter.  She said, quote, "Did Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend cheat with a transsexual model?  I heard J-Lo gave him an ultimatum:  It's either me or her/him."  But she deleted it after people started calling her "transphobic" and a bigot.


KEIRA KNIGHTLEY says that if she had a daughter, she would discourage her from getting into showbiz . . . because, quote, "Teenage years should be done privately.  You should be going out and getting unbelievably drunk, getting into ridiculous situations, making mistakes."


There might be another video of a 15-year-old JUSTIN BIEBER saying that racist word.  Britain's "Sun" tabloid claims to have seen a 24-second clip in which Justin changes the lyrics of his song "One Less Lonely Girl" to "One Less Lonely (Blank) . . . and sings about joining the KKK.  A girl can be heard laughing in the background.


Dina Lohan pleaded guilty to DWI and speeding yesterday in Long Island, New York. Lindsay's mom was ordered to complete 100 hours of community service and had her license revoked for a year. After the sentence, the judge had some harsh words for Dina, saying, "The only person responsible for this ordeal is Miss Lohan. She is just lucky nobody was killed. She may not be as lucky next time." Dina replied, "There will not be a next time." Which we totally believe.

6/3/14 Over Between J-Lo and Casper

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Tuesday, June 3, 2014


KANYE WEST reportedly gave KIM KARDASHIAN a nude painting of herself as a wedding gift.  In the picture, Kim is wearing only a G-string and Louboutin heels.  It's from behind, so you don't see any naughty bits, but it's still not exactly family-friendly.  Kanye plans to hang it in their bedroom.


The "National Enquirer" says it's OVER between JENNIFER LOPEZ and CASPER SMART, after Casper was caught flirting online with ANOTHER transsexual.  Things have reportedly been going downhill for a while, especially after Jennifer fired Casper as her creative director.  A source says, quote, "He was basically demoted to her cabana boy . . . the relationship is all but over."


CHRIS BROWN was sprung from the L.A. County Jail yesterday morning at 12:01 A.M.  Brown had been in custody since mid-March, when he allegedly violated his probation by getting into a scuffle in Washington, D.C.  He was released about 131 days earlier than he was supposed to, but he has to submit to drug testing, psychiatric counseling and therapy.

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