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2/3 of people who buy this kind of product are not ashamed? |
| Answer: Counterfeit designer products!
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This will happen to over 60,000 of our cell phones this year? |
| Answer: They'll be eaten or sufficiently chewed by pets!
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Over half of moms say they're relieved when this is over? |
| Answer: Family vacation!
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A hubby is happier when his wife has this? |
| Answer: A good education!
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1/3 of women say they could never give this up? |
| Answer: Cheese!
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Eight years ago, 60% of kids were doin' this - today it's less than half? |
| Answer: Gettin' a summer or parttime job!
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There are only two things in life that make it worth livin'? |
| Answer: That's guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women! (from "Luckenback, Texas" written by Chips Moman & Bobby Emmons)
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According to an old song, this man "was the bravest of them all?" |
| Answer: The man who shot Liberty Valence was the bravest of them all! (from the 1962 Gene Pitney hit "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance)
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18% of women who busted a cheating mate found this? |
| Answer: A food or drink receipt!
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1/4 of couples who NEVER do this together say their relationship is excellent? |
| Answer: Cook!
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4% of people have chipped a tooth doing this? |
| Answer: Kissing!
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Risk of heart disease is 34% lower for people who do this? |
| Answer: Take a midday nap!
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More than 1/4 of businesses have had an employee quit over this? |
| Answer: Bullying!
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