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11/20/09 No More Oprah
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Friday, November 20, 2009
AMY WINEHOUSE was hospitalized earlier this week and we heard it was because she had a bad reaction to cold medicine. Well, that wasn't the real reason. It turns out one of Amy's new boobs had sprung a leak. --Her dad says, quote, "It wasn't because she had a cold. She's fine, she just had a little leaky something or other." --And a "friend" adds, quote, "She saw something oozing out onto her top. She was worried as they looked wonky, and to see stuff seeping out was horrible."
Are ZAC EFRON and VANESSA HUDGENS breaking up??? The "National Enquirer" has a new story out titled, "Zac and Vanessa Finished . . . She Just Doesn't Know It Yet". --But a "source" tells "Us Weekly", quote, "[They just] spent months together up in Vancouver, where they are both filming movies. Things are going well with them. They are happy."

You know what you want . . . and I know when you can get it: Playgirl.com will post the first of its LEVI JOHNSTON NUDES tomorrow. (!!!) So I guess I'll see you there.

This country is in a financial tailspin. But it might not have been so bad if we didn't send MARTHA STEWART to prison for insider trading. --In an interview on last night's "Nightline", Martha estimated that she lost A COOL BILLION during her five months behind bars. (--She did a total of 10 months, but the last five were under house arrest.) --But it turns out we ALL suffered when Martha lost that cash. She said, quote, "When you are prosecuted in such a way, and a great portion of wealth is dissipated, all I can think so much is what I could have done with all that, and for the good of mankind, and I hope I can continue." (--May I be the first to say . . . SHUT UUUUP, you self-important WITCH!!!)

It's official: "The Oprah Winfrey Show" will end in 2011. --Yesterday, Harpo . . . Oprah's production company . . . released a statement confirming that Oprah has decided NOT to re-up her show's syndication deal when it expires in 2011. The last episode will air on September 9th, 2011. --"The Oprah Winfrey Show" debuted on September 8th, 1986 . . . so Oprah will be signing off the day after the show's 25th anniversary. --There aren't many details yet . . . but Oprah will be talking about it on today's show, which will air live. --There's been some speculation that Oprah is actually MOVING the show to her personal cable network, OWN, which is expected to launch sometime in 2011. --For now, there's no indication whether that's happening, or if she's planning on hosting a NEW show on the network. All we know is that Oprah is expected to have a quote, "major presence" on OWN . . . whatever that means.

Now that he and Hailey Glassman have allegedly split, Star magazine claims that Jon Gosselin has set his sights on some of Hollywood's hottest young stars. "Jon says he really wants to hook up with Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and Whitney Port," a source tells the magazine, adding that Jon has "crafted a 'hit list' of starlets he'd like to add to the notches on his bedpost." The source goes on to say, "he's like a kid in a candy store and going absolutely wild. He definitely isn't on the prowl for another wife. He's even been with two girls on the same day – and it's still not enough."
Victoria Beckham is letting the world know that she and hubby David share a very active sex life. When asked by Allure magazine whether she prefers sleep or sex, the Spice Girl replied, "Sex! I'm getting into bed with David Beckham every night, so you know, there'd be something wrong if I said 'sleep.'" And while her hubby loves to buy her lingerie, Victoria admits that she prefers to sleep in the nude. She said, "I tend to wear nothing, but David brought me these little sets from Agent Provocateur, his favorite store."
11/18/09 TomKat Splitting?
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Thursday, November 19, 2009
JOHNNY DEPP has been voted "People" magazine's 2009 Sexiest Man Alive. He joins GEORGE CLOONEY and BRAD PITT as the only men to earn the title twice. (--Depp also got it in 2003.)
--The rest of this year's sexiest men include:
--ROBERT PATTINSON
--ADAM LAMBERT
--CHRIS DAUGHTRY
--JAKE GYLLENHAAL
--ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
--JOHN CHO
--BRADLEY COOPER
--RYAN REYNOLDS
--NICK CANNON
--DAVID BECKHAM
--JERRY O'CONNELL
--JOHN LEGEND
--GILLES MARINI

KIRSTEN DUNST recently took a cross-country road trip with a friend. Their stops included Graceland, New Orleans and the Grand Canyon. --And she learned something very important: If you're an American who doesn't live on either coast, YOU'RE POOR. (???) --She says, quote, "After we were done, I was like, 'Wow, America is so poor. Just the towns you come across . . . all that's there are restaurants and gas stations. --There are beautiful stretches of pasture, but for the most part, people live simply. The East and West Coast are so different from the rest of America." (A lot of us might be poor Kirsten, but what you don’t realize is that we are way richer than you!)

Police were called to PARIS HILTON'S house Tuesday night because a man and a woman were having a nasty argument in her driveway. Paris says she wasn't involved, though. She and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were in the house asleep at the time. --Paris described the combatants as, quote, "Doug's houseguests from hell" . . . whatever that means. --A neighbor, however, claims he saw Paris and Doug arguing in the driveway . . . and getting into a shoving match.

NICOLE RICHIE has been hospitalized with pneumonia . . . but her rep says, quote, "She is doing well."

The IRS is going after "Girls Gone Wild" scumbag JOE FRANCIS for $33.8 MILLION in back taxes. And that's just for THREE YEARS . . . 2001 through 2003. (--Imagine what he must have EARNED if that's just his tax bill.) --Two weeks ago, Joe pleaded guilty to two counts of filing false tax returns. It was part of a deal that kept him from doing any time. He claims the IRS is going after him now because they're mad they didn't get him behind bars.

Star magazine claims that Katie Holmes is ready to walk away from Tom Cruise, and she may spill the beans about their marriage. A source says Katie could get as much as $15 million for "an explosive and embarrassing expose," about her union with Tom. Among the revelations bound to come out are claims that they've never slept an entire night together. The pair sleep in separate bedrooms, allegedly because Tom snores. In addition, a source says Tom likes to "parade around the house in military uniforms," adding, "It makes him feel handsome." In fact, Tom's so enamored with himself that he spends hours in front of the mirror checking out his wrinkles.
11/18/09 Eastwood 'Badass' of the Year
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

There's a little controversy brewing over ADAM LAMBERT'S interview with "Out" magazine. --The woman who did the interview . . . Shana Naomi Krochmal . . . says she was instructed by Adam's people beforehand to make sure she didn't do anything to make Adam seem TOO GAY. (--Have they not seen his album cover??? How could ANYTHING make him seem more gay than that???) --She says, quote, "I briefly met Adam, and then the publicist and I walked out to the balcony, at which point I was cautioned against making the interview 'too gay', or, 'you know, gay-gay.' --Specifically I was discouraged from asking about the March on Washington that upcoming weekend or other political topics."

RYAN SEACREST interviewed ROBERT PATTINSON at the "New Moon" premiere Monday night. But when he tried to ask a question about KRISTEN STEWART, one of Rob's handlers yanked him away. --Rob tried to be cool about it . . . but he still let himself be led away.
Playgirl has released a teaser shot from LEVI JOHNSTON'S photo spread

In case you were wondering, "Life & Style Weekly" says WILMER VALDERRAMA is now dating AVRIL LAVIGNE . . . who recently separated from her husband, DERYCK WHIBLEY. --Avril and Wilmer became friends while working together on the 2005 movie "Fast Food Nation" . . . but a source says, quote, "things heated up last month."

CLINT EASTWOOD has been named one of "GQ" magazine's Men of the Year. Technically, he's their "Badass of the Year". And he's using the honor to complain about how all the young whippersnappers are ruining America. --He says, quote, "Everybody's so screwed up. It seems like our country's in kind of a morbid mood, because of the recession or whatever. --We're becoming more juvenile as a nation. The guys who won World War 2 and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits."
--The other Men of the Year of 2009 are:
--Barack Obama: Leader of the Year
--Chris Pine: Breakout of the Year
--Tom Brady: Comeback of the Year
--The stars of "The Hangover": Funny Men of the Year
RYAN O'NEAL says he knew he wasn't getting anything from FARRAH FAWCETT'S will, and he's fine with that. --He issued the following statement yesterday . . . quote, "Farrah's and my relationship was based on a deep love and respect for one another and for our son Redmond. --After discussing how her financial affairs would be handled in the event of her passing we agreed that our son Redmond would be the primary beneficiary of her estate. These were Farrah's wishes and I am perfectly happy with them." (Right)
AARON CARTER might want to find a new reality show . . . because he needs the money. He owes the IRS more than A MILLION BUCKS in taxes, going back to 2003. (--Aaron was booted from "Dancing With the Stars" last week, so he's in need of a steady paycheck.)

JULIANNE HOUGH is taking another season off "Dancing with the Stars", to continue focusing on her music and acting projects. --In an interview with RYAN SEACREST, she said, quote, "I'm not [going back] next season. But I love that show." When asked if she would be back the season after that, she said, quote, "We're going to cross that bridge when we get to that."
11/17/09 Farrah's Will
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

CHRIS BROWN isn't really trying to get into another relationship at the moment . . . but he'd like you to know he COULD if he wanted to. --He told MTV News, quote, "My whole dating thing, I've been kinda chillin'. I mean, I'M CHRIS BROWN. I'm not saying it like that, but it's just, like, girls are gonna be around."

All this talk about LEVI JOHNSTON giving up the FULL MONTY in his Playgirl pictorial was CRAP. The spread is in the can, and Levi did NOT show full frontal nudity. A rep for the mag says, quote, "Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity." --Meanwhile, Sarah's interview with OPRAH WINFREY aired yesterday . . . and Sarah said she finds Levi's shift into nude modeling, quote, "heartbreaking." --Sarah also admitted that she didn't like the way the McCain campaign made her address her daughter BRISTOL'S pregnancy. She says, quote, "This is not to be glamorized. This is not to be emulated. --I didn't want that message getting out there that we were giddy happy to become grandparents."

Vivid Video is doing everything it can to convince CARRIE PREJEAN to let them release her solo sex videos. They're telling her that if she let's them put her erotic solo adventures on the market, she'll make MILLIONS of dollars. --But Carrie's MOTHER says the answer is, quote, "No, at any price."

DAVID LETTERMAN'S rep says Dave's wife Regina did NOT kick him out of the house. He says, quote, "The 'National Enquirer' has it wrong." --Dave's MOTHER, Dorothy, was also asked to comment. She said, quote, "I don't know anything about that."

MTV News asked KATE HUDSON if ALEX RODRIGUEZ really has pictures of himself as a centaur over his bed. She denied it. --She said, quote, "That is the craziest thing anyone has ever asked me. I don't indulge in those types of stories. As humorous as you might think they are."

RadarOnline claims to have gotten a hold of FARRAH FAWCETT'S will . . . and they say that Farrah left RYAN O'NEAL . . . NOTHING. --Farrah gave $4.5 million to their druggie son REDMOND, $500,000 to her father and another $500,000 to a nephew. She also gave $100,000 to a guy named Greg Lott. --You may have heard this guy's name before, because he's been blabbing to any media outlet that'll listen about being Farrah's SECRET LOVER. --Lott says he was in contact with Farrah ALMOST to the end. But O'Neal froze him out of her life last April . . . and banned him from her funeral. --The will also stated that Farrah wanted to die at home . . . saying that she, quote, "wishes to remain at home for as long as possible during any period of illness or incapacity and to die at home." --That didn't happen. Farrah died of the painful-sounding anal cancer at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica.

"Maxim" magazine dropped their list of the 19 Hottest Women in Country Music. Why 19? I have no idea. And they didn't bother ranking them either . . . just 19 smoking hot babes who sing country music. Anyway, here are the names . . . in no particular order. --Julianne Hough, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Faith Hill, Shania Twain, Hillary Scott (of Lady Antebellum), Danielle Peck, Sara Evans, Jennifer Nettles, Kellie Pickler, Miranda Lambert, Kristy Lee Cook, Martina McBride, Julie Roberts, Gretchen Wilson, Jessie James, Cheyenne Kimball, and Karen Fairchild & Kimberly Schlapman (of Little Big Town).

There's more evidence that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden may have indeed gotten married in private. The pair was in court yesterday to testify at a hearing in which a judge issued a restraining order against two photographers. When Nicole's lawyer questioned her about an incident last month, he asked, "did you call your husband?" And Nicole simply replied, "Yes."
11/16/09 Letterman Moves Out
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Monday, November 16, 2009
CARRIE PREJEAN'S ex-boyfriend said that Carrie sent him SEVERAL naughty videos . . . and now we're hearing that there are EIGHT. Or at least, that's how many have surfaced so far. --There are also 30 nude photos. Most are topless shots, but there are supposedly some in which she shows EVERYTHING. Carrie took most of them herself by snapping her reflection in a mirror. --Here's Carrie's attorney responding to this chaos . . . quote, "Due to the confidentiality agreement which Carrie signed, she must decline to comment on any and all questions regarding a so-called 'sex tape.'"

We've only just begun hearing about trouble between ROSIE O'DONNELL and her girlfriend, KELLI CARPENTER. But it turns out things haven't been good for a pretty long time. --On her Sirius radio show Friday, Rosie admitted that Kelly moved out of their home TWO YEARS AGO. --But don't worry . . . Rosie filled the void with a Chihuahua named Misty. (???) --She said, quote, "When Kelli moved out two years ago, I got the dog. Because I wanted another child or something to love. And I got the dog."

The "National Enquirer" claims that DAVID LETTERMAN failed to patch things up with his wife Regina . . . and has moved out of their home and into an apartment in Manhattan. --A "source" says, quote, "He took a few days off from the show so they could try to work things out. But if anything, he may have made the situation worse . . . Regina told him to get out and that's exactly what he did."

We all know that ADAM GOLDSTEIN . . . the celebrity club jockey better known as DJ AM . . . died of an accidental drug overdose back in August. But now, his family says it's not his fault. --They're blaming several companies involved in the plane crash that almost killed Goldstein and BLINK-182 drummer TRAVIS BARKER back in September of 2008. --Those companies in question include Clay Lacy Aviation, Global Exec Aviation, Inter Travel and Services, Goodyear Tire and LearJet. --Before his death, Goldstein had sued all of them . . . as well as the estates of the two pilots . . . for negligence, among other things. --And now, his family has amended the lawsuit to include WRONGFUL DEATH. The suit now states that, quote, "The crash ultimately caused Adam Goldstein's death at a later date." --They say Goldstein was successfully recovering from drug addiction until the crash. Afterward, he was forced to start taking pills again to cope with the pain and anxiety.

STEPHANIE PRATT . . . one of those skanks from "The Hills" . . . has pleaded NOT GUILTY to DUI. But her lawyer says she's checking into rehab. --Stephanie got popped last month after leaving HOLLY MONTAG'S birthday party. Two breathalyzer tests were administered. She blew a .08 and a .09.

SHAYNE LAMAS . . . the 24-year-old daughter of LORENZO LAMAS . . . was busted on suspicion of DUI in Venice, California early Saturday morning. --Shayne . . . who can be seen on E!'s latest trashy reality show, "Leave it to Lamas" . . . says she only had one drink, and then willingly drove through a DUI checkpoint, because she had, quote, "complete confidence of passing." --But she added, quote, "I take full responsibility for my lack of judgment . . . apologize for all those I have disappointed, including myself." Oh, and by the way, Shayne announced her own arrest to the media.

TLC will wrap up "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" next Monday night. --According to the "New York Post", the episode will feature JON and KATE GOSSELIN sitting down to discuss, quote, "what the future holds for them and their eight children." It's unclear when the footage featuring Jon was shot. --There will also be a montage . . . with clips pulled from the show's five-season run. --The "Post" also says TLC has scrapped plans for a spin-off called "Kate Plus Eight" . . . at least as a regular series. However, they may air "occasional specials" under that title at some point in the future. --Instead, they are working on a new show with Kate, but there aren't any details on what the show will be about . . . or if it'll feature her kids. --It's probably a good bet that TLC won't finalize any future plans with Kate . . . or any "Kate Plus Eight" specials . . . until their legal mess with Jon is sorted out.

JON GOSSELIN has filed a countersuit against TLC . . . for $5 million . . . on the grounds that the network still owes him money, and that they've tarnished his image. --Last month, TLC sued Jon for breach of contract . . . not for blocking production on "Jon and Kate Plus Eight", but for doing all kinds of TV interviews without their consent. TLC claims that this violates an exclusivity clause in their contract with Jon. --But Jon says that TLC breached their contract with him . . . and he claims they owe him $175,000. --In the lawsuit, Jon argues that TLC contacted networks that Jon was trying to work with . . . to persuade them not to do anything with him. --He also claims that he didn't have an attorney present when he signed his contract with TLC . . . and that the network has, quote, "harmed his reputation."
Eddie Cibrian's soon-to-be-ex wife wants money. Brandi Glanville has filed documents in L.A. County Superior Court seeking more dough from Eddie, claiming he makes almost $60,000 a week but he's only paying her for "household bills." Brandi, who has custody of the couple's two children, is now asking for almost $40,000 a month in spousal support so she can pay for the kids' schooling, medical bills and other expenses.
