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11/2/09 Mel Gibson Has Baby

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Monday, November 2, 2009
 
 
Several websites are reporting that MEL GIBSON'S girlfriend, OKSANA GRIGORIEVA, gave birth to a baby girl on Friday. No word on her name. She arrived a few weeks early, but is doing fine. --Meanwhile, the "National Enquirer" claims that Mel may be pulling the plug on the relationship, because he realized he still has, quote, "strong romantic feelings" for his estranged wife ROBYN. --He has also realized that Oksana is a GOLDDIGGER. 
 
COLIN FARRELL has another kid. I'm not sure how they kept it hidden this long, but Colin's girlfriend Alicja Bachleda gave birth to a baby boy almost a MONTH ago . . . on October 7th. They named him Henry Tadeusz Farrell.
 
 
JUDE LAW and SIENNA MILLER are NOT back together. But they have rekindled their FRIENDSHIP. --Jude's rep says, quote, "Jude and Sienna are just friends and are seeing each other socially occasionally as they are both on Broadway, performing just one block apart."
 
The most important family in all of America . . . the JOLIE-PITTS . . . went trick-or-treating Saturday. BRAD stepped up for the kids by dressing as DJ Lance from "Yo Gabba Gabba".
 
EDWARD NORTON finished first in yesterday's New York City Marathon . . . among celebrities. He finished with a time of 3 hours and 48 minutes. (--The overall winner finished in just over 2 hours and 9 minutes.) --Other celebrity participants included ANTHONY EDWARDS . . . who finished pretty closely behind Norton . . . and ALANIS MORISSETTE, who logged a time of about 4 and a half hours.
 
A rather large man who's been stalking RYAN SEACREST was arrested Friday, after he showed up at the E! building and asked to meet him. --Chidi Uzomah . . . who's 6-foot-4 and 200 pounds . . . is still in custody on $150,000 bail. And Ryan has been granted a temporary restraining order that'll keep him at least 100 yards away if he does get out. --Whether Uzomah abides by that restraining order is another matter altogether. --A little over a month ago, Uzomah was convicted of three misdemeanors after he attacked one of Ryan's bodyguards at a children's hospital where Ryan was doing charity work. He had a knife in his pocket at the time. --One of the terms of his probation in that case was to . . . STAY AWAY FROM RYAN. --Just a few weeks ago, Uzomah showed up at the flagship station of Ryan's radio show. But, as it turns out, Ryan actually does his show at the E! building. --Police were called, but Uzomah wasn't arrested. --Ryan's people, however, were all over this . . . trying to get police to issue the restraining order. They finally got around to it after Friday's incident. --Uzomah walked into the lobby of the E! building Friday morning, asking for Ryan. Security recognized him immediately as someone they were supposed to be looking out for. --One officer stalled Uzomah by telling him Ryan was on his way down to meet him . . . while another called the cops. Uzomah WAS carrying his knife again, by the way . . . but security officers said he wasn't aggressive.
 
 
NICOLE RICHIE has been granted a restraining order against two paparazzi scumbags who got into a car accident with her back on October 5th. --Nicole claims the two men have been stalking her and her family on a daily basis, for quite some time. The order bars them from any contact with Nicole, her kids, her staff, her home or her vehicles.
 
"Parade"magazine put together a list of the most giving celebrities of 2008. And PAUL NEWMAN came out on top . . . even though he DIDN'T EVEN FINISH OUT THE YEAR. --Newman died in September of 2008 . . . but still managed to dole out $21 million to various charities before he left.
--Here are the 10 most giving celebs :
#1.) PAUL NEWMAN, $21 million
#2.) ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT, $13.4 million
#3.) MEL GIBSON, $6.5 million
#4.) (Former NASCAR driver) RICHARD CHILDRESS, $5 million
#5.) OSCAR DE LA HOYA, $3.5 million
#6.) OPRAH WINFREY, $2.4 million
#7.) SAM WATERSTON, $2.1 million
#8.) YAO MING, $2 million
#9.) (Author) PATRICIA CORNWELL, $2 million
#10.) BARBRA STREISAND, $1.7 million
 
I'm going to need more proof before I believe this, but the "National Enquirer" claims that ASHTON KUTCHER is producing a romantic comedy about the exploits of a divorced couple after the wife marries a man 16 years younger than her. --And that divorced couple would be played by . . . DEMI MOORE and BRUCE WILLIS. Obviously, we'll pass along any updates . . . although all we'll probably have for you is a DENIAL.
 
Try not to roll your eyes too much. Jon Gosselin is turning to a higher power for some guidance. Jon told Usmagazine.com that he is consulting with a rabbi in order to “reconnect with my deeper, more spiritual, more altruistic self.”  Meanwhile, sources say that Jon and girlfriend Hailey Glassman have decided to call it quits. Apparently, it was Jon's decision based on the advice he got from the Rabbi.

10/30/09 Jon Gosselin Apologizes

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

Friday, October 30, 2009
 
 
TAYLOR SWIFT and TAYLOR LAUTNER were spotted together again on Wednesday night. First they did some shopping, and then they had dinner at a steakhouse in Beverly Hills.  --Meanwhile, Taylor Swift got quizzed about this chaos . . . in a roundabout sort of way . . . on yesterday's "Ellen DeGeneres Show". --Ellen asked her about their upcoming movie, "Valentine's Day" . . . saying, quote, "Who were your scenes with?" --Taylor giggled as she replied, quote, "Taylor Lautner." Ellen said, quote, "The guy from 'Twilight'. Oh yeah, he's cute." --To which Taylor replied, quote, "Yeah, he is." --Ellen then held up a picture of them KISSING in the movie, and asked Taylor if he's a good kisser. As usual, she was completely noncommittal. All she said was . . . "What?" --As for the hockey game they went to last weekend, Taylor said, quote, "I really like hockey a lot and it turns out so does he."
 
America's most treasured partially-fake lesbonic relationship may be over. Reportedly, LINDSAY LOHAN and SAMANTHA RONSON broke up earlier this week . . . and it was for REAL this time. --A "source" says, quote, "Lindsay and Sam definitely broke up earlier this week. It's really over this time. And it's because they both decided it wasn't working out." --The big news here is that Lindsay may have already switched back. She reportedly spent Wednesday night at the Chateau Marmont hotel with a male model named Petey Wright. Pictures of them were taken leaving the hotel at around noon yesterday. Lindsay had changed her clothes, but Petey was wearing the same thing he had on the night before.
 
Over the summer, police arrested a 53-year-old man who was hanging around the Georgia set of MILEY CYRUS' upcoming movie, "The Last Song". This guy was obsessed with Miley, and was pretty sure he had to marry her. --Well, now we're finding out that ANOTHER guy was arrested at the movie set. But he didn't want to marry Miley . . . he wanted to KILL her. --It happened in June. A 22-year-old soldier by the name of Sean Christian Mathis pulled up to the set in a t-shirt and bathing suit. When he saw Miley's stunt double, he said, quote, "Hey, it's Miley Cyrus. I'm going to (effing) kill you." --He was booked on charges of disorderly conduct and making terroristic threats.
 
Here's the latest news from the ANNA NICOLE SMITH preliminary hearing that could make you los
e your lunch: --Yesterday, a Florida Justice Department investigator said that Anna's former nanny told him she saw Howard K. Stern and Khristine Eroshevich force Anna to take drugs that would knock her out for DAYS. --And when she would wake up, there would be FECES AND VOMIT in her bed. . (--Happy Halloween!!! Enjoy those Baby Ruths!!!)
 
One reason why this "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" nonsense is such a train wreck is because both JON and KATE GOSSELIN seem to be self-obsessed knuckleheads. Especially Jon. Well, now he's apologizing for being such a moron. --So what initiated Jon's epiphany? It was the rumors that he was going to do a reality show with THE OCTOMOM . . . where they DATE EACH OTHER. --Jon tells E! Online, quote, "I am troubled to learn that the media has accepted as true the scurrilous rumor that I would appear in a reality television program with Nadya Suleman. This is utterly false. --I do however accept that some of my previous actions have in some way lent credence to such outrageous stories. I am well aware that my behavior over the past few months has not always reflected my personal and religious values." --He adds, quote, "I further accept that I have allowed myself to become somewhat severed from my own moral anchor and be carried away by the challenges of fame. It is for this reason that I have endeavored of late to reconnect with my deeper, more spiritual, more altruistic self with regular study sessions and counseling."

10/29/09 Taylor Swift Talks

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Thursday, October 29, 2009
 
 
ELISABETH HASSELBECK gave birth to her third child in August. --But Elisabeth has been withholding "the kitty" from her husband . . . because she doesn't want to get pregnant again. --On BARBARA WALTERS' satellite radio show, Elisabeth said, quote, "If something happened and I was pregnant again . . . I don't know how that would happen, because I'm clearly avoiding my husband. [But] he's so cute. This is the problem . . . he's very cute." --Elisabeth IS using some kind of birth control, but she said, quote, "It takes a while to kick in once you start one. But in the meantime, I just find him incredibly attractive. --So, it's not like I'm that disciplined, so right now, my strategy is dressing in a way that will not get me pregnant. Nothing too cute. I'm trying to wear nothing too revealing."
 
In an interview with CMT Radio TAYLOR SWIFT was asked about the rumors that she's dating TAYLOR LAUTNER from the "Twilight" movies. She deferred. --She said, quote, "I don't know, he's an amazing guy and we're really close . . . and ah . . . yep. We're in a movie together and I am really excited about seeing it."
 
JOSH DUHAMEL is denying a report in the "National Enquirer" that he cheated on his wife, FERGIE, with a stripper. --It supposedly happened back in October, when Josh visited an Atlanta strip joint called Tattletales. --The "lady" in question is Nicole Forrester . . . (--Stripper name: Delilah). She told the "Enquirer" that Josh was the BEST LOVER SHE EVER HAD. --She also claimed that Josh initially identified himself only as "JD" . . . and said he was in town to make a PORNO FLICK. (???) Oh, and she passed a lie detector test, if that matters to you.
 
Sandeep Kapoor . . . the supposedly "gay" doctor accused of helping to feed ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S drug habit . . . admitted to MAKING OUT with Anna in his diary. --In a 2005 entry in the diary, he said, quote, "I was making out with Anna, my patient, blurring the lines. I gave her Methadone, Valium. Can she ruin me?" --That passage was read today in court, in the ongoing preliminary hearing of Kapoor, psychiatrist Khristine Eroshevich and Anna's former boyfriend (slash) hanger-on Howard K. Stern. They're all accused of enabling Anna's habit. --This never-ending hearing is actually supposed to wrap up this week.
 
 
Four alleged members of that Hollywood burglary ring were charged yesterday. --18-year-old Alexis Neiers, 27-year-old Roy Lopez and 18-year-old Courtney Leigh Ames are each facing one count of felony residential burglary. 19-year-old Diana Tamayo was hit with TWO counts. --18-year-old Nicholas Prugo, the first suspect arrested, is on the hook for SEVEN counts of felony burglary. --Police say that Lopez and Ames took part in the PARIS HILTON break-in. Neiers was involved in the ORLANDO BLOOM robbery. Tamayo had a hand in burglaries at the homes of both LINDSAY LOHAN and ASHLEY TISDALE. --And Prugo was involved in all of them . . . plus burglaries at the homes of RACHEL BILSON, MEGAN FOX and AUDRINA PATRIDGE. --Police say the group was also planning to hit MARIAH CAREY and RIHANNA. --One person who has yet to be charged is 18-year-old Rachel Lee . . . who has been described in some reports as the RINGLEADER of the whole operation. --Authorities haven't finished investigating her yet. They also named another suspect yesterday . . . some guy named Jonathan Ajar . . . a.k.a. "Johny Dangerous".
 
JERRY O'CONNELL . . . the lucky husband of REBECCA ROMIJN and father of her twins . . . is writing a parenting book. It'll be called "Cry, Feed, (Make Love to Wife), Burp".
 
The results of the first-ever Just So You Know Awards have been revealed. I'm going to go ahead and assume that you have NO FRICKIN' IDEA what the Just So You Know Awards are . . . so here's the scoop: --Just So You Know is a website created by AOL and aimed at kids ages 9 to 15. They recently put up a bunch of categories, and had kids vote on them. Almost 45,000 of them did . . . and now we have the results. --I would have to say the most interesting . . . although not necessarily surprising . . . revelation in this poll is that MILEY CYRUS was voted WORST CELEBRITY INFLUENCE. And she "won" by a landslide. --42% of the vote went to Miley. Her closest competitor was BRITNEY SPEARS, with 27%. KANYE WEST was third, with 19% and VANESSA HUDGENS was fourth with 9%.
 
"In Touch Weekly" is floating an ASININE rumor, claiming that JON GOSSELIN and NADYA SULEMAN . . . the so-called "Octomom" . . . will do a reality show together . . . where they DATE EACH OTHER.

10/28/09 Andre Agassi on Meth

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009
 
 
The British tabloids say that JUDE LAW and SIENNA MILLER may be back together. A "source" says, quote, "[They] have met up a few times and got on really well." --Jude and Sienna dated on and off from 2004 to 2006. But Jude messed it up by cheating on Sienna with his kids' nanny.
 
We haven't heard anything official, but "OK!" magazine claims that ROBERT PATTINSON and KRISTEN STEWART have broken up.
 
Here's something you probably didn't know about ANDRE AGASSI: In the late 1990s, he was a pretty frequent user of CRYSTAL METH. --He admits to his drug use in his new autobiography, "Open" . . . which will be out November 9th. --He tells "People" magazine, quote, "I can't speak to addiction, but a lot of people would say that if you're using anything to escape, you have a problem."
 
"Jon and Kate Plus Eight" just won't die. This past Monday's fan Q&A with KATE GOSSELIN will be followed up with yet another special on Kate. --Next Monday night, TLC will air a one-hour feature called "Kate: Her Story", in which Kate will be interviewed by NBC's NATALIE MORALES. It's being billed as, quote, "[Kate's] most intimate interview to date." Whatever that means. --TLC also announced plans to air eight "new" episodes on Monday nights, beginning on November 9th. It's unclear if they'll include anything new. It sounds like they'll just be clip shows, featuring some previously unaired footage.
 
COREY FELDMAN'S wife Susie has filed for divorce. She's seeking spousal support and full custody of their 5-year-old son Zen. -Corey and Susie were married in October of 2002 . . . in a ceremony that was broadcast on VH1's "The Surreal Life" . . . and officiated by a minister you may have heard of by the name of MC HAMMER!!!
 
It's almost Halloween, which means it's time for "Forbes" magazine to unleash its list of the 13 Top-Earning Dead Celebrities.
--Here's the complete rundown:
#1.) YVES SAINT LAURENT, $350 million
#2.) RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN, $235 million
#3.) MICHAEL JACKSON, $90 million
#4.) ELVIS PRESLEY, $55 million
#5.) J.R.R. TOLKIEN, $50 million
#6.) CHARLES SCHULZ, $35 million
#7.) (tie) JOHN LENNON and DR. SEUSS, $15 million
#9.) ALBERT EINSTEIN, $10 million
#10.) MICHAE CRICHTON, $9 million
#11.) JIMI HENDRIX, $8 million
#12.) AARON SPELLING, $8 million
#13.) ANDY WARHOL, $6 million

10/26/2009 Rosie Admits Split

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Tuesday, October 26, 2009
 
 
In what has to be the least-shocking news of the new millennium, SHAUNA SAND has announced that she's going to give up the fight to keep her "homemade" sex video from being released. --Based on the production values alone, very few people believed that the video . . . featuring Shauna and her boyfriend . . . was private and not meant to be seen by the rest of us. --But when Vivid Video announced they were going to sell it, she at least made it LOOK like she was going to put up a fight. --Shauna's rep now says she doesn't want to get involved in a, quote, "long and expensive" legal battle. So she withdrew her cease-and-desist order, and now it's legitimately for sale.
 
 
ROSIE O'DONNELL was a little less vague about the status of her relationship in an interview yesterday. In fact, she admitted that she and Kelli Carpenter are actually separated. --She said, quote, "We have come to a point where we are seeing [if] what will make everyone happiest is maybe to not live together, but continue to parent. We have different styles of living. I'm very messy. She's very not." --But she added, quote, "I think we're working through what is best for us . . . It's all okay. Kelli and I have a very strong connection . . . I love her very much."
 
KHLOE KARDASHIAN and LAMAR ODOM may not be secure enough in their relationship to open up and share their finances. But they ARE secure enough to mark up their bodies PERMANENTLY with tattoos of each other's initials. --Khloe and Lamar got symbols of their ETERNAL LOVE on their hands.
 
 
LEONA LEWIS has been dating the same guy since before she was famous. His name is Lou Al-Chamaa, and he's an electrician. --And if you think Leona shouldn't be dating an electrician just because she's a famous pop star now, she's got something to tell you. --She says, quote, "I find it very offensive. It's offensive to him . . . implying he's not good enough for [me] anymore. But also to [me], saying [I'm] so shallow [I'd] dump him when [I] became famous. -It's like, seriously? This is real life, it isn't make-believe. For people to think that you should leave someone because, all of the sudden, you're a singer and you have opportunities. I feel very sorry for them. --It does make me angry. Because he's a great person. And it doesn't matter what you do in life, what your job is, where you come from. None of that matters to me. What matters is who you are as a person . . . nothing else.”
 
Your new (alleged) couple of the week is . . . TAYLOR SWIFT and "New Moon" stud TAYLOR LAUTNER. The two of them hit a Los Angeles Kings hockey game together on Sunday night. --After the game, they were seen going into the Beverly Wilshire Hotel . . . but nobody saw them come out.
 
Yesterday, KATE GOSSELIN'S lawyer, Mark Momjian, released a statement confirming that JON GOSSELIN has paid back the money he withdrew from their joint account. --Momjian said, quote, "We are clearly pleased that the monies taken by Mr. Gosselin have been returned . . . and we look forward to recouping additional monies taken by Mr. Gosselin at the time of the parties' private arbitration hearings." --A few weeks ago, a judge ordered Jon to return $180,000 to the account. But Kate claims Jon took $235,000. Another arbitration hearing has been scheduled for next month.
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