Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

6/29/15 Crazy Prank on Paris Hilton

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Monday, June 29, 2015
 
In a new blog post, BRISTOL PALIN says her pregnancy was intentional, and she suggests that the dad is her ex-fiancé Dakota Meyer.  She says, quote, "Everyone knows I wanted more kids, to have a bigger family.  Believing I was heading that way, I got ahead of myself . . . But I do not regret this baby."
 
The Candie's Foundation has paid BRISTOL PALIN big money over the years to deliver a message of ABSTINENCE.  And now that she's pregnant with her second out-of-wedlock baby, they still have her back. They said, quote, "Her courage, while still a teen herself, to admit her mistakes so publicly in an effort to help others was remarkably brave.  Today, at 24, we can only offer our support to Bristol and her family and respect her request for privacy."
 
When British music fans heard that KANYE WEST was going to play the annual Glastonbury Music Festival, they launched a petition to get him UN-invited.  It didn't work.  Kanye's set went on as planned.  And not surprisingly, it was eventful. For starters, a man pulled a Kanye ON Kanye, by jumping onstage just as he was starting "Black Skinhead".  The guy actually got a few seconds of dancing in before a security guard took care of him.  Instead of just dealing with it, Kanye started over. Kanye also played to the crowd by doing a little bit of QUEEN's "Bohemian Rhapsody".  He let the audience handle a lot of it, but the parts he sang, he didn't sing all that well. And then there was that part where Kanye informed the crowd that they were watching, quote, "The greatest living rock star on the planet."
 
KATE HUDSON and her brother Oliver have been disowned by their biological father Bill Hudson, after Oliver accused him of abandoning them.  Bill says, quote, "I no longer recognize Oliver and Kate as my own.  I would ask them to stop using the Hudson name.  They are no longer a part of my life.  [They are] dead to me now."
 
An Egyptian TV show pulled off an EXTREME prank where they tricked PARIS HILTON into thinking she was dying in a plane crash.  The video seems legit . . . and afterward Paris Tweeted, quote, "Scariest moment of my life.  I really believed the plane was going to crash, and we were all going to die."
 

6/26/15 Criss Angel Saves a Life

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Friday, June 26, 2015
 
MILEY CYRUS has snagged the only award that matters:  PETA's Sexiest Vegetarian for 2015.  And one of the things that put her over the top was her musical tribute to her dead blowfish Pablow . . . which includes the line, "But watching my friends eat my friends ruined my appetite."
 
Abstinence-only crusader BRISTOL PALIN announced yesterday that she's pregnant with her second out-of-wedlock child.  And yeah, she knows how this looks . . . quote, "I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you." She didn't name the father, but she said, quote, "I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy.  [My son] Tripp, this new baby, and I will all be fine, because God is merciful."  She also asked for privacy, because that'll TOTALLY happen.
 
CRISS ANGEL and his crew saved the life of a magician named Spencer Horsman, who was on "America's Got Talent" a few years ago.  He's a part of Criss' Vegas show now . . . And during a rehearsal something went wrong, and Spencer lost consciousness and got trapped in a box filled with water 30 feet above the stage.  Once the crew realized he needed help, they rushed to get him down and free him. Fortunately, they were able to get to him in time, and revive him.  Criss even led the charge, pulling himself to the top of the box by the chains holding it up.  Believe it or not, Spencer is well enough to return to the stage tonight.
 
DUSTIN DIAMOND was sentenced to four months behind bars for stabbing a man in a bar brawl on New Year's Day.  He was ordered to report to jail on Sunday.  At the hearing, Dustin said, quote, "I sincerely apologize to everyone involved . . . this was the single most terrifying experience of my life."
 
ROSE MCGOWAN tried to call out Hollywood sexism by Tweeting a note that came with a script she received for an ADAM SANDLER movie.  The note encouraged her to wear something tight and black that showed cleavage . . . and a push-up bra was encouraged.  Then Rose sent a second Tweet saying that her first Tweet had gotten her FIRED from her talent agency.
 

6/25/15 Caitlyn Jenner a Diva

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Thursday, June 25, 2015
 
SHIA LABEOUF had to get 20 stitches and13 staples on his head and index finger, after crashing through a window on a movie set in North Dakota.  It wasn't an accident, he was supposed to put his head through the window.  Something just went wrong. But his rep says the injuries were "minimal", and he's due back on the set today.
 
CAITLYN JENNER has been a woman for less than a month, and according to "OK!" magazine, she's already a DIVA.  A source says, quote, "For years I knew Bruce as a nice, humble, genuine guy, and now I know Caitlyn to be just the opposite." Caitlyn's "diva-like" behavior includes being "rude, arrogant, and short-tempered" . . . obsessing over her face and her Twitter account . . . and being fixated on lighting and camera angles during photo shoots. If that isn't enough, the source adds that she has become, quote, "a seriously sassy woman."
 
Kim Kardashian announced this week that she is expecting a baby boy with Kanye West, and apparently the baby’s gender was no surprise. A source said the couple used gender selection, and only implanted male embryos when they did In Vitro Fertilization. According to the medical director at Fertility Centers of Illinois, the process of gender selection is “really controversial,” especially when parents do it for non-medical reasons.
 
BOBBI KRISTINA BROWN has been moved to hospice care, and it sounds like her family is preparing for the worst.  The family issued a statement saying, quote, "Despite the great medical care at numerous facilities, Bobbi's condition has continued to deteriorate.  As of today, she has been moved into hospice care . . . She is in God's hands now."
 
BOBBI KRISTINA BROWN's court-appointed conservator filed a $10 million lawsuit against her supposed "husband", NICK GORDON . . . saying he abused her, stole from her . . . and possibly caused the injuries that led to her DEATH.  They also say he basically went from being her adopted brother to her boyfriend to get his hands on her inheritance.
 

6/24/15 Charlie & Denise Being Sued

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Wednesday, June 24, 2015
 
LEONARDO DICAPRIO, who's been known to use the "Sports Illustrated" Swimsuit Issue like a catalog, is now an investor in a company called Casper Sleep. It's a mattress company. --Sometimes jokes just write themselves.
 
BRITNEY SPEARS posted a picture of herself in a boat on a Louisiana lake with a hot guy . . . with the caption, "So nice to be home!  Nothing like Louisiana boys." No, he's not a new boyfriend . . . just a guy who asked for a picture with her.  As for why SHE posted a copy of it on HER Instagram . . . well, apparently because she and Charlie Ebersol are no longer a couple.
 
DIDDY's rep says he only acted in self-defense during his altercation with UCLA strength coach Sal Alosi.  But there are new reports that security cameras caught the whole thing, and he was definitely the aggressor.  Meanwhile, police added more charges, including two additional counts of assault with a deadly weapon.
 
Charlie Sheen will probably have more venom to spew at his ex-wife Denise Richards after hearing about this. Just a couple of days after he went on a vicious Father's Day tirade about Richards, whom he called the "worst mom alive" and an "evil terrorist sack of landfill rash," Sheen has been named with Richards as defendants in a lawsuit filed by their kids' tutoring service. The company, called A-List Tutoring Services, has been working with their two daughters on all of their school work, but that's about to end because they claim Charlie and Denise haven't been paid their bill. According to the lawsuit, Denis hired the tutors but Charlie is also named because he's a parent too. They owe a whopping $11,000, and that's just for four weeks of service.
 

6/23/15 GQ's Most Stylish Men

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Tuesday, June 23, 2015
 
"GQ" magazine has put out a list of "The 20 Most Stylish Men Alive," and it includes:  Kanye West, Ryan Gosling, Pharrell, Jared Leto, Bradley Cooper, LeBron James, A$AP Rocky, Jay Z, Brad Pitt, and Jaden Smith . . . yes, the boy whose "thing" is wearing dresses.
 
It's the rumor that won't go away.  And even if it's not true, it's still fascinating:  One of Robert Kardashian's ex-wives says that O.J. SIMPSON is KHLOE KARDASHIAN's biological father. Her name is Jan Ashley, and she married Kardashian in 1998.  They got an annulment the following year, because Robert changed his mind about wanting to have kids with her. She says Robert was talking about O.J., and told her, quote, "Oh my god, he's so black, he has curly hair, so does Khloe.  Oh my god, you think it's him?"  And even Khloe's sister KIM agreed, saying, quote, "It's gotta be him." Jan says Robert could never get KRIS JENNER to admit it . . . and he never said anything to Khloe because he didn't want to hurt her.
 
ALEC BALDWIN's wife HILARIA posted a lingerie selfie two days after giving birth, just to show that she still has a little bit of a belly.  Then she posted another photo of her stomach from a different angle, to prove she didn't have a C -section, because for some reason, people were concerned about that.
 
SEAN "DIDDY" COMBS was arrested yesterday after he allegedly tried to assault a coach for the UCLA football team.  Sources say the guy was being hard on Diddy's son Justin during a practice, so he went to talk to him.  Things got heated, and Diddy allegedly swung a kettlebell weight at him.  He missed, but was still arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.
 
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