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5/11/15 Morgan Freeman Loves Marijuana

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Monday, May 11, 2015
In a post to his mom on Mother's Day, JUSTIN BIEBER thanked her for preventing him from being more of a dirt bag than he is.  He said, quote, "If it wasn't for this woman let's just say I would have had a way LONGER stupid phase.  I love u and thank u for not giving up on me!"
MORGAN FREEMAN loves marijuana.  He says, quote, "My first wife got me into it many years ago.  How do I take it?  However it comes!  I'll eat it, drink it, smoke it, snort it!  [Legalization] is really a long time coming, and it's getting legs . . . longer legs."  He also says it's the only thing that helps with the pain he still feels in his arm and hand from a 1997 car accident.
Despite the insane drought conditions in California, some celebrities aren't skimping on lawn maintenance.  The "New York Post" printed aerial photographs of the very lush and green estates of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, Barbra Streisand, Jennifer Lopez, Hugh Hefner, Jennifer Aniston, and other celebrities.
Demi Moore found out this week that she was a target of a major heist after thieves hit her storage unit in Hollywood and stole $200,000 worth of clothing. Police say one of Demi's assistants stopped by the storage facility on Monday and noticed a lot of items missing -- specifically her high-end clothing items. No one in Demi's camp had been by the storage unit in at least six months and there were no signs of forced entry, leading them to believe it may have been an inside job carried out by someone who works at the facility.

5/8/15 Jennifer & Ben Having Problems?

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Friday, May 8, 2015
BEN AFFLECK was spotted without his wedding ring last month, and the "National Enquirer" says he and JENNIFER GARNER are having problems.  In fact, Ben went to a Buddhist monastery in Canada to, quote, "figure out what he wants out of life, and find a path back to being a good husband." He even left Jennifer to celebrate her April 17th birthday alone.  And she can't trust him because he alternates between good behavior and bad . . . whatever that means.
CHRIS BROWN returned home to L.A. from a few days in Vegas, to find a naked woman in his bed.  She had broken in a few days earlier and made herself at home.  She also spray painted his kitchen counter and some of his cars.  She was arrested for burglary and vandalism, and Chris said, quote, 'I pray she will get help."
Make a note:  KRISTEN STEWART says she will NEVER get plastic surgery.  She says, quote, "I am so freaked out by the idea of doing anything.  And maybe that's completely arrogant but I don't want to change anything about myself. I think the women who do are losing their minds. It's vandalism." She adds, quote, "I either like being really sexy or insanely androgynous.  I'm not great at applying makeup myself."
Lindsay Lohan has a new excuse why she still hasn’t completed her community service hours. So far LiLo has completed less than 10 of the 125 required hours and her excuse is the community services center in England has changed locations-- and now it takes her an hour-and-a-half to get there. Her lawyer Shawn Holley said she'd like Lindsay to do the remaining community service in Brooklyn, so it sounds like she’s moving back to the US. The judge in the case warned, "If Lindsay does not get this done by May 28th there will be consequences."

5/7/15 LiLo Will Get Arrest Warrant

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Thursday, May 7, 2015
The "Star" says KRIS JENNER was CAUGHT IN BED with KHLOE KARDASHIAN's ex-husband LAMAR ODOM.  She went to have a heart-to-heart with him and one thing led to another . . . and they were caught in bed by one of Lamar's other girlfriends.
Okay, kids, you can stop tearing your faces apart doing the KYLIE JENNER Challenge.  If you want to look like Kylie, all you have to do is use TEMPORARY LIP FILLERS. Kylie admits to using them on the upcoming episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians".  She says, quote, "It's just an insecurity of mine, and it's what I wanted to do."
The "National Enquirer" says DAVID LETTERMAN isn't just leaving "The Late Show" . . . he's leaving his wife, too.  But Dave's rep says it's not true.
Lindsay Lohan has fallen short of completing her community service hours, and the prosecutor now tells TMZ he will most likely ask the judge to issue a warrant for her arrest. LiLo is due back in court today to prove to the judge in her reckless driving case that she has finally done her community service. During the last hearing the judge did not approve of the hours Lindsay says she completed in London, including those in which she claimed credit for performing her play in the theater. The judge ordered her to complete 125 additional hours by the end of the month. According to TMZ, the community service organization in London has told prosecutors Lindsay has completed fewer than 20 hours.

5/6/15 Kim K Bans Selfies

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Wednesday, May 6, 2015
The Players Championship gets underway tomorrow, but yesterday TIGER WOODS said he hadn't slept since Sunday, which was the 9th anniversary of his father's death.  It was also the day he broke up with LINDSEY VONN, which didn't help.  But he said, quote, "I got two days to get ready for Thursday, plus a late tee time helps."
ASHTON KUTCHER renovated his boyhood home in Iowa as a Mother's Day gift to his mom . . . AND to promote Houzz.com, a home design website he bought into.  He says, quote, "My mom has been the greatest influence in my life . . . anything I can do to say thank you is the right thing." Ashton and his stepdad built the house when he was just 13, about 23 years ago, but thanks to the new renovations, it's more accommodating to grandchildren, including Wyatt Isabelle, his daughter with MILA KUNIS.
CHRIS BROWN will NOT be prosecuted for attacking a guy during a basketball game in Las Vegas last weekend.  The alleged victim has decided not to pursue charges, so the cops dropped the case.
FLOYD MAYWEATHER sent a text to ESPN saying he'd give MANNY PACQUIAO a rematch.  But Manny has to have surgery on his injured shoulder, and it could take up to a year to heal.  Meanwhile, Manny is facing two class-action lawsuits from irate fans who say he ripped people off, including pay-per-view buyers and gamblers, by not disclosing the injury before the fight.
Just so you know. The plot thickens. SOFIA VERGARA is reportedly paying $1,000 a month to keep those fertilized eggs she made with her ex-fiancé frozen.
Kim Kardashian banned selfies at her book signing in New York City yesterday -- even though the book is about selfies. Kim had a book signing at Barnes & Noble to promote her book "Selfish" which features over 400 pages of selfies. But selfies with Kardashian were banned.

5/5/15 Royal Baby Has a Name

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Tuesday, May 5, 2015
PRINCE WILLIAM and KATE MIDDLETON named their daughter Charlotte Elizabeth Diana.  Charlotte is a female version of Charles, as in her grandfather PRINCE CHARLES.  It's also the middle name of Kate's sister PIPPA.  Diana is obviously a nod to William's mother PRINCESS DIANA.  And Elizabeth is in honor of QUEEN ELIZABETH, the baby's great-grandmother.
CHRIS BROWN has been accused of punching a guy during a basketball game in Las Vegas over the weekend.  Just two weeks ago, Chris settled a lawsuit brought by a man he allegedly attacked during a pickup game in L.A. last year.  As of last month, Chris is no longer on probation for attacking RIHANNA . . . so he's got that going for him.
Joan Rivers had 348 plastic surgeries, that's according to her daughter Melissa. In her new book The Book of Joan: Tales of Mirth, Mischief, and Manipulation,  her mom was never happy with the way she looked which fed into her sense of being less than.
There's a new app that blocks any mention of the KARDASHIANS from the Internet for you.  It's called KardBlock, and its makers say, quote, "If there's anything on your newsfeed, the website you're on, whatever . . . we simply make it disappear."  They're also working on an app that'll block JUSTIN BIEBER.
If your name happens to be Kylie or Kendall, don't even think about using your name professionally. Because the Jenner sisters say the names belong to them and they've even filed an application to trademark them.
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