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11/1/12 Camilla Belle and Tim Tebow Dating

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Thursday, November 1, 2012
 
Sources are saying CAMILLA BELLE has a fetish for VIRGINS? The reason? Well, she dated JOE JONAS a few years ago. And now, she's seeing TIM TEBOW. --The two of them were out bowling and partying at a place called Latitude 30 in Jacksonville, Florida on Tuesday night. --A source says they were, quote, "overly affectionate throughout the evening, holding hands and touching."
 
The LAPD is investigating an accusation of SEXUAL ASSAULT filed by a woman against CEE LO GREEN. --Details haven't been released, but cops visited a restaurant in downtown L.A. that has some connection to the case, and spoke with several employees, including the manager. --Cee Lo is denying he did anything wrong. He says, quote, "Nothing ever happened [at that restaurant] or anywhere else."
 
You'd think the LAST thing Seaside Heights needs right now is to see the "Jersey Shore" cast return. But apparently, that's exactly what MTV is thinking about doing. --RadarOnline.com claims network executives are kicking around the idea of dispatching the cast back to Seaside Heights to shoot some sort of Hurricane Sandy "clean-up" special. --An "insider" says, quote, "The honchos at the network think it would be a tremendous boost for Seaside Heights as the town begins to rebuild to have the kids be a part of it." --Supposedly, this is no more than a TERRIBLE idea at this point.

10/31/12 Is Bieber Single?

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Wednesday, October 31, 2012
 
A picture posted on Instagram by JUSTIN BIEBER has people thinking he and SELENA GOMEZ may have broken up. –There’s a caption . . . which is "Lingse". Nobody knows what that means for sure, but someone figured out that it's an anagram for SINGLE.
--Justin took the photo down, but as we all know, nothing ever truly disappears from the Internet. --Justin also posted a picture of himself looking into a mirror, with the caption, "Just me." And that one's still up.
 
ROBERT PATTINSON and KRISTEN STEWART will sit down for an interview with MTV tomorrow night . . . TOGETHER. Obviously, it'll be the first time since Kristen revealed that she's a TRAMPIRE in real life. --The interview will air at 8:00 P.M., and TAYLOR LAUTNER will also be sitting in. Obviously, they'll be promoting "Breaking Dawn - Part 2". --After the TV interview is over, everybody's sticking around for a more lengthy interview on MTV.com. There's no word if Kristen's affair with her "Snow White and the Huntsman" director Rupert Sanders will be mentioned.
 
The British tabloids say that a second KIM KARDASHIAN sex tape is being shopped around for more than $30 million. --It's another tape she made with her then-boyfriend RAY-J back in the day . . . although this one is supposedly BETTER. A source says, quote, "It's even raunchier than her last one. There are all kinds of eye-popping moments." --Kim is supposedly worried that the tape could jeopardize her relationship with KANYE WEST.
 
The "Star" tabloid says MILEY CYRUS and LIAM HEMSWORTH will have THREE weddings: One in Los Angeles, one in Miley's home town in Tennessee and one in Liam's home country of Australia. --And she'll wear a different dress at each one.
 
After TMZ published photographic proof that KELSEY GRAMMER brought his 3-month-old daughter to the Playboy Mansion Halloween party, Kelsey issued a statement admitting it, and saying that he and his wife don't have a trusted babysitter yet. He ended his statement with this . . . quote, "The world is round. All our eyes are blue. Happy Halloween and Cock-a-doodle-doo!"
 
"Octomom" NADYA SULEMAN has checked into rehab because she's hooked on the anti-anxiety drug Xanax. She'll be gone for 30 days, during which time her 14 kids will be taken care of by three nannies, two friends and a driver. Meanwhile, Nadya's dad voiced his concerns about Nadya's drinking in a newly-released voicemail, and a woman who used to work for the family says Nadya's 11-year-old son watched her porn video on the Internet.

10/30/12 Kelsey Grammer Does Unthinkable

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Tuesday, October 30, 2012
 
KELSEY GRAMMER hit up the Playboy Mansion Halloween party over the weekend . . . with his 3-month-old daughter Faith. --TMZ says the baby was, quote, "tucked into her bassinet as the music blared" and Kelsey, quote, "whooped it up at a table next to PARIS HILTON just after midnight." --That didn't sit well with Playmate MELISSA MAY. She Tweeted, quote, "Why the [eff] does Kelsey Grammer have a newborn baby at the Mansion party!?!?!?"
 
HULK HOGAN has settled his sex tape lawsuit against Bubba the Love Sponge. There's no word if any money changed hands, but Bubba issued an APOLOGY, saying he doesn't believe Hulk knew he was being recorded or had anything to do with releasing the tape. Hulk is still suing his sex tape partner, Heather Clem, and the website that posted clips from the tape.
 
Is KIM KARDASHIAN so in love with KANYE WEST that she's willing to ruin her body just to have his kids? --The "National Enquirer" claims that Kim's original plan was to use a surrogate mom in order to preserve the curves that made her . . . and ultimately her entire family . . . famous. But she changed her mind after their romantic trip to Italy. --According to a source, Kim recently said, quote, "All I want now is to be Kanye's wife and the mother of his babies. I don't care WHAT it does to my figure!"
 
One of TOM CRUISE'S security guards tased a guy TWICE after he climbed over the wall at Tom's house early yesterday morning. Turns out it was a guy who's been living on an adjacent property. He was HAMMERED, and apparently just thought he was at his own place. Tom's attorney says he won't pursue charges.

10/29/12 Honey Boo Boo Wearing Diapers

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Monday, October 29, 2012
 
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has apologized for the video that a friend of his made and was shown at his wedding. The video featured homeless people wishing Justin and JESSICA BIEL well . . . and seemed to be in HORRIBLE TASTE at their $6.5 million Italian wedding. Justin says he had, quote, "no knowledge of its existence" before it was shown and it isn't, quote, "who I am as a professional or as a man."
 
MILA KUNIS is either pregnant or should've known better than to wear a horizontally-striped shirt after eating a big lunch. --On Saturday afternoon, paparazzi took some photos of Mila and ASHTON KUTCHER out walking around . . . and Mila looks like she's got a belly. And so, of course, everyone immediately jumped on the "Could she be pregnant?" train.
 
Last month, JESSICA SIMPSON'S mom, 52-year-old Tina Simpson, filed for divorce from her dad, 54-year-old Joe Simpson. --And it looks like now that Joe's single, he's not going to let his age stand in the way of him being a COOL, HIP, SINGLE BRO. --On Thursday, paparazzi got photos of Joe walking around in L.A. in a tight yellow sweater, tight black skinny jeans, and, most importantly, a new, short, BLONDE HIGHLIGHTED haircut. --Meanwhile, the rumors about Tina and Joe splitting up because Joe's SECRETLY GAY are still rolling. And NOT just because of Joe's new haircut, although it's probably not doing anything to dissuade those rumors. --According to Radar Online and the "National Enquirer", a 21-year-old aspiring model named Bryce Chandler Hill is trying to hop on this publicity train by bragging that he had a man-on-man affair with Joe.
 
ALANA "HONEY BOO BOO" THOMPSON is seven years old, which is definitely too old to be wearing diapers. But the "National Enquirer" says SHE STILL DOES. --They say she was spotted wearing a pull-up diaper at an appearance in Los Angeles last week. And one of her oldest sister's ex-boyfriends told them he would always see Alana running around in diapers when he visited their house last year.

10/26/12 Dysfunctional Celebrity Families

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Friday, October 26, 2012
 
JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ have to do a lot of maneuvering to avoid the paparazzi when they're out together. But in all the chaos, Justin makes sure Selena never feels like he's ashamed of her. --In an interview for an upcoming episode of "Oprah's Next Chapter", Justin says, quote, "I never make her separate from me because I don't want her to ever feel like I'm ashamed of her. --Because I feel like a lot of guys do that . . . especially in the business. They don't wanna be seen with the girl, so they'll make them ride in separate cars and do all that getaway stuff. --If we get away, we're getting away together."
 
The website Starpulse.com has put together a list of 10 Dysfunctional Celebrity Families. Here they are, in no particular order . . .
#1.) The Lohans. Pretty self-explanatory.
#2.) The Spears. Britney's problems are more than evident. But let's not forget, her sister Jamie Lynn got pregnant at 16.
#3.) The Phillips. "One Day At a Time" star Mackenzie has been battling substance abuse problems most of her life. She also revealed recently that she had a CONSENSUAL sexual relationship with her father, John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas.
#4.) The O'Neals. Dad Ryan was an abusive, substance-abusing A-HOLE, and that rubbed off on his sons Redmond, Griffin and daughter Tatum. He also allegedly hit on Tatum at Farrah Fawcett's funeral before realizing who she was.
#5.) The Barrymores. Drew's mom Jaid was a train-wreck who used to take her daughter partying with her at Studio 54. Drew was smoking by age NINE, drinking by age 11 and in rehab for drugs and alcohol by age 13. --Drew was legally emancipated from her parents at age 15. Her father John Barrymore became a derelict before he died in 2004. Drew is currently on her third marriage.
#6.) The Meesters. "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester was born in the halfway house of a Texas prison, because her mother was serving time for being part of a DRUG RING. --Last year, Leighton SUED her mother over a monthly allowance she was providing for her little brother, who has severe medical issues. Leighton claimed her mom was using the money on cosmetic procedures for herself. Leighton won the case.
#7.) The Hogans. What have we got here: Hulk's sex tape . . . Linda taking up with a kid her son Nick went to school with . . . Nick turning his best friend into a vegetable in a car crash . . . --And then there were those mildly creepy pictures of Hulk putting suntan oil on his daughter Brooke.
#8.) The Gosselins. What more can we say about these morons? They happily put all their dysfunction on TV for our viewing pleasure.
#9.) The Jacksons. Again, where do we begin? Just saying the names Michael and La Toya is enough. Then there was that weird plot by some of the siblings to kidnap their mom and gain control of Michael's estate.
#10.) The Baldwins. Daniel has ongoing substance abuse issues. Stephen used to before becoming a born-again Christian. But God didn't save him from bankruptcy in 2009. --And we all know that Alec has anger issues and a rude, thoughtless little pig of a daughter.
 
LINDSAY LOHAN'S publicist Steve Honig has quit, but sources say it's not because of anything SHE'S done. It's because of her psycho dad, MICHAEL LOHAN. --When Michael showed up at Lindsay's house for that supposed "intervention", he said Lindsay's team, including her lawyers and Steve, were behind him. --Steve later released a statement saying they had nothing to do with it, and sources say Michael went ballistic on him . . . which was the last straw. --But Steve issued a statement saying Michael isn't the only reason he quit . . . quote, "Michael wishes he were that important." He added, quote, "I'm not discussing this out of respect for my client."
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