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5/8/13 Tiger Woods Wasted

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Wednesday, May 8, 2013
 
KIM KARDASHIAN, you are officially yesterday's skank. It's time to slide on over and make room for "Teen Mom" skeeze FARRAH ABRAHAM. Farrah's new sex tape attracted more than 2 million visitors in just the 12 hours after it went on sale at the Vivid Entertainment website Monday. The site even crashed for several minutes, and Vivid had to add more servers. When Kim Kardashian's sex tape went on sale in 2007, it only attracted 600,000 visitors in the first 12 hours.
 
TIGER WOODS took LINDSEY VONN to a big party Monday night sponsored by the Metropolitan Museum in New York City . . . and he proceeded to get PLASTERED. Sources say Lindsey was EMBARRASSED by Tiger's behavior. At one point he, quote, "danced awkwardly and grabbed Vonn's butt." And as they were leaving at the end of the night, Tiger fell on a flight of stairs, and Lindsey had to help him the rest of the way out.
 
LINDSAY LOHAN has completed a 48-hour detox program at Betty Ford, and she's now in an all-female dorm. She doesn't have a roommate yet, but that could change. A source says, quote, "She is adapting to being back at Betty Ford and is very receptive to the care plan that has been created for her." Lindsay is NOT allowed to leave the clinic at all, and she's only allowed to use her phone for a short period every day. There's also talk that doctors are going to evaluate whether or not Lindsay actually needs Adderall. She has a prescription for it because of her supposed ADD. But if they decide that's a load, they'll take it from her.
 
"Reader's Digest" set out to find the 100 Most Trusted People in America. And along the way, they discovered that KRISTEN STEWART is the LEAST-trusted movie star. Meanwhile, TOM HANKS got the highest score of ANYONE on the list, with 64%. He was followed by SANDRA BULLOCK with 63%.

5/7/13 Most Powerful Working Moms

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Tuesday, May 7, 2013
 
19-year-old PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER was kicked out of a Hollywood club Saturday night for being underage. He actually would have gotten away with it if he didn't start throwing ice cubes at the DJ. That's when a waitress recognized him and had him kicked out. Patrick's resulting tirade outside the club was caught on video.
 
In honor of Mother's Day, "Working Mother" magazine has put together a list of the 50 Most Powerful Working Moms. They include Jessica Simpson, Beyoncé, Jennifer Lopez, Angelina Jolie, Tina Fey and the authors of the "Twilight" and "Hunger Games" books.
 
LAURYN HILL was sentenced to three months in FEDERAL PRISON yesterday for tax evasion. After that, she'll spend another three months under house arrest. She could have gotten up to three YEARS behind bars. Before her sentencing, she tried to put the blame for her tax woes on . . . SLAVERY.
 
According to Forbes.com, TIM TEBOW is America's Most Influential Athlete. He's followed by Olympic swimmer MICHAEL PHELPS, Olympic sprinter USAIN BOLT and DEREK JETER.
 
Shawn Holley agreed to take Lindsay Lohan back as a client as long as Lindsay’s paychecks went go to her. Lohan owes the Holley $150,000 from prior services and Holley only agreed to take her back as long as the debt is paid off.  And sources say LiLo already wants out of the Betty Ford Center and has her heart set on recovering in Hawaii or Antigua.

5/6/13 LiLo Speaks Out

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Monday, May 6, 2013
 
"Maxim" hasn't released its Hot 100 list yet, but we know who tops it: MILEY CYRUS. She Tweeted the news over the weekend, saying, quote, "Didn't know this was coming out yet! I'm so happy to be #1 on Maxims HOT 100! 
 
MAMA JUNE and SUGAR BEAR from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" got married yesterday in McIntyre, Georgia. June wore a camouflage wedding dress. The wedding was taped, so we can expect to see it sometime soon on TLC.
 
During an Australian radio interview, CHRIS BROWN admitted he and RIHANNA aren't together. He said, quote, "I'm always gonna love that person. I can't be focused on wife-ing someone that young. I need to be the best Chris Brown I can be."
 
LINDSAY LOHAN avoided a probation violation by checking into the Betty Ford Clinic in California early Friday morning. It sounds like the court will probably approve everything, so Lindsay will do her 90 days there. Lindsay did a stint at Betty Ford back in 2010, during which she got into a fight with a female employee who caught her sneaking out for a night.
 
In a newly-released interview with PIERS MORGAN, LINDSAY LOHAN says she's not a big drinker and has only tried cocaine four or five times in her life. She says she hates it because it reminds her of her dad. She's also never taken heroin or LSD, nor has she ever injected herself with anything. She copped to some pot-smoking, but she says she's not a pothead. And apparently, her favorite drug is ECSTASY. She also said she doesn't need rehab, and constantly sending her there is pointless. She also says she never stole that necklace and she's totally straight . . . despite her past relationship with SAMANTHA RONSON.

5/3/13 More LiLo Drama

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Friday, May 3, 2013
 
LINDSAY LOHAN was supposed to check into rehab yesterday . . . but we ended the evening not knowing if she did. This whole thing has been a debacle from the get-go. Lindsay was originally going to do her 90-day stint at a facility in New York. But at the last minute she opted for Morningside Recovery Center in Newport Beach, California. TMZ says it's because the other place wouldn't allow her to smoke. Anyway . . . Lindsay arrived in California yesterday morning, and her attorney went to court and said she was, quote, "ensconced in the bosom" of Morningside. The funny thing is, she WASN'T. At the time her attorney was in court claiming she was already in rehab, Lindsay was spotted at a Fry's Electronics store in Fountain Valley.  She DID show up at Morningside later, but she didn't stay. She walked in and walked right back out. A source says, quote, "She told people there that she didn't need rehab. And then she left. Everyone was stunned." Then a source claimed that Lindsay was on her way to LAX to catch a flight back to New York. Of course it could be that she decided to go to the New York clinic she'd chosen initially. During the court hearing yesterday morning, Lindsay's attorney actually had to fight to get the judge to allow her to stay at Morningside, because it's NOT the place that had originally been agreed on. Prosecutors were JACKED that Lindsay changed facilities at the last minute. They never even had a chance to check Morningside out or approve it. And there are actually concerns about several supposed violations at Morningside. According to one report, they don't even have a license to provide in-patient care because of a death that occurred at the facility. Morningside denies that. The judge was going to let Lindsay stay there at least until prosecutors checked the place out. But maybe . . . just MAYBE . . . Lindsay decided to avoid the hassle and go back to the place everyone was already cool with. If Lindsay did NOT check into rehab yesterday that's a violation of her probation. And yet somehow, that's okay. According to TMZ, Lindsay was given until DAWN THIS MORNING to check into Morningside. That means roughly 6:00 A.M. Pacific Time.
 
After just two days on Match.com, MARTHA STEWART says she's already had A THOUSAND responses. She adds that three of them had potential . . . but she passed one of them along to her makeup artist, because he was only 34.
 
Dash cam video from REESE WITHERSPOON'S arrest last month in Atlanta hit the web yesterday, and it's pretty awesome. Reese drops some classic lines such as, "I'm a U.S. citizen. I am allowed to stand on American ground and ask any question I want to ask." . . . and "I'm obstructing your justice? Really? I'm being anti-American? Wow . . . interesting." Meanwhile . . . Reese entered a plea of no contest for disorderly conduct yesterday. All she has to do is pay a $213 fine. Jim pleaded guilty to DUI, and he'll get 40 hours of community service. He also has to attend an alcohol education program and he gets 12 months of probation.

5/2/13 FHM's Sexiest Women

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Thursday, May 2, 2013
 
"FHM" has dropped its 100 Sexiest Women in the World list, and they put MILA KUNIS at the top of it. She's followed by Rihanna and three British chicks: Helen Flanagan, Michelle Keegan and Kelly Brook.
Here's the Top 10:
1. Mila Kunis
2. Rihanna
3. Helen Flanagan
4. Michelle Keegan
5. Kelly Brook
6. Kaley Cuoco
7. British singer Pixie Lott
8. Kate Upton
9. British singer and TV personality Cheryl Cole
10. Irish model Georgia Salpa
 
"Us Weekly" claims that JENNIFER ANISTON is pushing back her wedding to JUSTIN THEROUX so it doesn't conflict with BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE'S . . . which is supposedly about to happen. A source says, quote, "She does not want her day associated with them."
 
LINDSAY LOHAN posted a picture of herself surrounded by clothes, along with the caption, quote, "90 days and 270 looks." In other words, she's bringing 270 outfits to rehab with her. That means three outfits PER DAY. She also set up a new website at LindsayLohan.com, but there's nothing there yet.
 
TARA REID has revealed that she and LINDSAY LOHAN "don't like each other that much." She added, quote, "If I get drunk, I'm a happy drunk. When she gets drunk, she's just mean. She's so paranoid. She takes her drink, any time she thinks someone has a camera phone on, and drops it in an ice bucket."
 
Blue Collar Comedy stars JEFF FOXWORTHY, BILL ENGVALL and LARRY THE CABLE GUY are opening their own theme park, Blue Collar Country, in Foley, Alabama. If it's successful, the plan is to open up to six more around the country.
 
AMANDA BYNES says she has no idea why people call her crazy . . . adding, quote, "Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care. The only ones lying about me having a mental illness are people I don't talk to. I only have hot friends. They have my back until I die." She also claims she doesn't drink because she's allergic to alcohol.
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