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10/29/12 Honey Boo Boo Wearing Diapers

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Monday, October 29, 2012
 
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has apologized for the video that a friend of his made and was shown at his wedding. The video featured homeless people wishing Justin and JESSICA BIEL well . . . and seemed to be in HORRIBLE TASTE at their $6.5 million Italian wedding. Justin says he had, quote, "no knowledge of its existence" before it was shown and it isn't, quote, "who I am as a professional or as a man."
 
MILA KUNIS is either pregnant or should've known better than to wear a horizontally-striped shirt after eating a big lunch. --On Saturday afternoon, paparazzi took some photos of Mila and ASHTON KUTCHER out walking around . . . and Mila looks like she's got a belly. And so, of course, everyone immediately jumped on the "Could she be pregnant?" train.
 
Last month, JESSICA SIMPSON'S mom, 52-year-old Tina Simpson, filed for divorce from her dad, 54-year-old Joe Simpson. --And it looks like now that Joe's single, he's not going to let his age stand in the way of him being a COOL, HIP, SINGLE BRO. --On Thursday, paparazzi got photos of Joe walking around in L.A. in a tight yellow sweater, tight black skinny jeans, and, most importantly, a new, short, BLONDE HIGHLIGHTED haircut. --Meanwhile, the rumors about Tina and Joe splitting up because Joe's SECRETLY GAY are still rolling. And NOT just because of Joe's new haircut, although it's probably not doing anything to dissuade those rumors. --According to Radar Online and the "National Enquirer", a 21-year-old aspiring model named Bryce Chandler Hill is trying to hop on this publicity train by bragging that he had a man-on-man affair with Joe.
 
ALANA "HONEY BOO BOO" THOMPSON is seven years old, which is definitely too old to be wearing diapers. But the "National Enquirer" says SHE STILL DOES. --They say she was spotted wearing a pull-up diaper at an appearance in Los Angeles last week. And one of her oldest sister's ex-boyfriends told them he would always see Alana running around in diapers when he visited their house last year.

10/26/12 Dysfunctional Celebrity Families

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Friday, October 26, 2012
 
JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ have to do a lot of maneuvering to avoid the paparazzi when they're out together. But in all the chaos, Justin makes sure Selena never feels like he's ashamed of her. --In an interview for an upcoming episode of "Oprah's Next Chapter", Justin says, quote, "I never make her separate from me because I don't want her to ever feel like I'm ashamed of her. --Because I feel like a lot of guys do that . . . especially in the business. They don't wanna be seen with the girl, so they'll make them ride in separate cars and do all that getaway stuff. --If we get away, we're getting away together."
 
The website Starpulse.com has put together a list of 10 Dysfunctional Celebrity Families. Here they are, in no particular order . . .
#1.) The Lohans. Pretty self-explanatory.
#2.) The Spears. Britney's problems are more than evident. But let's not forget, her sister Jamie Lynn got pregnant at 16.
#3.) The Phillips. "One Day At a Time" star Mackenzie has been battling substance abuse problems most of her life. She also revealed recently that she had a CONSENSUAL sexual relationship with her father, John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas.
#4.) The O'Neals. Dad Ryan was an abusive, substance-abusing A-HOLE, and that rubbed off on his sons Redmond, Griffin and daughter Tatum. He also allegedly hit on Tatum at Farrah Fawcett's funeral before realizing who she was.
#5.) The Barrymores. Drew's mom Jaid was a train-wreck who used to take her daughter partying with her at Studio 54. Drew was smoking by age NINE, drinking by age 11 and in rehab for drugs and alcohol by age 13. --Drew was legally emancipated from her parents at age 15. Her father John Barrymore became a derelict before he died in 2004. Drew is currently on her third marriage.
#6.) The Meesters. "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester was born in the halfway house of a Texas prison, because her mother was serving time for being part of a DRUG RING. --Last year, Leighton SUED her mother over a monthly allowance she was providing for her little brother, who has severe medical issues. Leighton claimed her mom was using the money on cosmetic procedures for herself. Leighton won the case.
#7.) The Hogans. What have we got here: Hulk's sex tape . . . Linda taking up with a kid her son Nick went to school with . . . Nick turning his best friend into a vegetable in a car crash . . . --And then there were those mildly creepy pictures of Hulk putting suntan oil on his daughter Brooke.
#8.) The Gosselins. What more can we say about these morons? They happily put all their dysfunction on TV for our viewing pleasure.
#9.) The Jacksons. Again, where do we begin? Just saying the names Michael and La Toya is enough. Then there was that weird plot by some of the siblings to kidnap their mom and gain control of Michael's estate.
#10.) The Baldwins. Daniel has ongoing substance abuse issues. Stephen used to before becoming a born-again Christian. But God didn't save him from bankruptcy in 2009. --And we all know that Alec has anger issues and a rude, thoughtless little pig of a daughter.
 
LINDSAY LOHAN'S publicist Steve Honig has quit, but sources say it's not because of anything SHE'S done. It's because of her psycho dad, MICHAEL LOHAN. --When Michael showed up at Lindsay's house for that supposed "intervention", he said Lindsay's team, including her lawyers and Steve, were behind him. --Steve later released a statement saying they had nothing to do with it, and sources say Michael went ballistic on him . . . which was the last straw. --But Steve issued a statement saying Michael isn't the only reason he quit . . . quote, "Michael wishes he were that important." He added, quote, "I'm not discussing this out of respect for my client."

10/25/12 LiLo In More Hot Water

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Thursday, October 25, 2012
 
This isn't JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE or JESSICA BIEL'S fault, but it's a little tacky. --During Justin and Jessica's $6.5 million wedding in Italy, guests were entertained by an eight and a half minute video of homeless people, transsexuals and street musicians wishing the couple well. --The video was put together by a longtime friend of Justin's . . . Justin Huchel....and was supposed to be a joke.
 
The new issue of "People" magazine with details and pictures of JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and JESSICA BIEL'S wedding is out. --Justin talked about the new song he wrote for the wedding . . . which he sang while playing guitar as Jessica walked down the aisle. --He said, quote, "It was an original piece I wrote specifically for the evening and for her. I figured if there was something I was going to be able to offer, it would be to sing her down the aisle. Grown men were weeping. Hopefully it's because I didn't sound bad."
 
JOHN MAYER may have experienced SEXUAL NAPALM when he was with JESSICA SIMPSON . . . but it sounds like things are going just fine with KATY PERRY, TOO. --The "Star" says their grinding sessions are so intense, they're bothering the neighbors. --A source says neighbors have been complaining because John and Katy, quote, "have very loud sex, keep very late hours and like to turn up the tunes."
 
Here we go again: LINDSAY LOHAN has allegedly stolen $15,000 worth of clothes from the set of "Scary Movie 5". This comes from the "National Enquirer". --A source says, quote, "The clothes were on her wardrobe racks. Some nice tops and skirts and other items were gone. I guess Lindsay thought she was entitled to it, like free soap at a hotel. --All the other actors knew about it, but the producers just put it down to the price you had to pay for doing business with Lindsay."
 
BOBBY BROWN just got his second DUI of the year. He got picked up yesterday morning at around 1:00 A.M. after cops saw him weaving down an L.A. street. --They pulled him over and gave him a field sobriety test, which he failed. Cops say he also flunked a breathalyzer test . . . but the results weren't released. --Bobby also got nailed back in March . . . about a month after the death of his ex-wife WHITNEY HOUSTON.

10/24/12 Stacy Keibler Doesn't Want to be Married

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Wednesday, October 24, 2012
 
EVA LONGORIA and New York Jets quarterback MARK SANCHEZ have broken up because they hardly got to spend any time together. --Mark's rep says, quote, "Mark adores and respects Eva. It really was about scheduling more than anything else. They will remain close friends."
 
CHRISTINA APPLEGATE had both her breasts removed in 2008, after being diagnosed with breast cancer. And in a new interview she says, quote, "I miss my exquisite breasts sometimes." --She also says she suffered a "total emotional collapse", but friends, family and a spiritual adviser helped her overcome it.
 
Knowing how GEORGE CLOONEY feels about commitment, he needs a girlfriend that feels the same way. And apparently, Stacy Keibler has the same attitude he does. --She says, quote, "[Marriage] is not on my radar at all. I'm definitely the girl who doesn't talk about that kind of stuff. I'm not really interested in thinking about marriage or kids at all. --I live in the moment. I'm more of a guy that way."
 
ROBERT PATTINSON is currently in Australia promoting "Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" . . . and during an interview, he was asked what the most difficult scene in the whole series was to shoot. --He brought up his SEX SCENE with KRISTEN STEWART. --He called it, "pretty ridiculous", adding, quote, "You're shooting stuff to be PG-13, so you're trying to think of inventive ways of trying to make something sexy. --But also it can't be just a normal sex scene. It's supposed to be about the greatest vampire sex you've ever had." --Robert said that involved a lot of facial close-ups . . . which isn't really cool for dudes . . . quote, "You try and give a face of ecstasy; guy's faces I don't think are really designed to do that.'' --Rob and Kristen are NOT promoting the movie together. At least not yet. While Robert has been in Australia, Kristen is in Japan.

10/23/12 Michael Lohan Strikes Again

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Tuesday, October 23, 2012
 
ALICIA SILVERSTONE is endorsing a new line of environmentally-friendly vibrating love toys. They're made without harmful chemicals, they have rechargeable batteries and even the packaging is recycled. Alicia says, quote, "It's nice to know that you can get your green on and your groove on at the same time!"
 
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and JESSICA BIEL gave "People" magazine the exclusive on their Italian wedding. It's in this week's issue, but it'll debut online TOMORROW, a few days before the issue hits newsstands. --Justin says, quote, "It was magical. It was an unforgettable evening." --Jessica adds, quote, "It was a fantasy." And apparently that's all we get until tomorrow.
 
Sources say MICHAEL LOHAN is trying to get a conservatorship for LINDSAY. --Supposedly, he's going to do this the smart way, by NOT asking to be Lindsay's conservator. That way, nobody can accuse him of going after her money. --Instead, he'll ask the court to appoint someone to oversee Lindsay's affairs. But he has one condition: It can't be Lindsay's mom DINA. --Michael says that if the conservatorship happens, the first thing he'll do is convince whoever's in charge to send Lindsay to rehab. He also wants this person to convince Dina that the Lohans need family therapy. --The big question is, could Michael ever convince a court that HE knows best? Lindsay doesn't think so. --She reportedly told friends, quote, "They would have a hard time believing the claims of someone who was investigated for insider trading, arrested for domestic violence multiple times, arrested for assault, has a drunk driving arrest, and has been in and out of jail and prison for years." --On that note, Lindsay's publicist would like to make it clear that Michael was FULL OF IT when he said that Lindsay's people have his back. --He says, quote, "It's apparent Michael continues to be very focused on getting publicity for himself. Lindsay's team is in no way aligned with him or his actions." --In related news, Lindsay is off the hook for allegedly clipping a pedestrian while trying to maneuver her car into the parking garage of a Manhattan club last month. --After looking at surveillance footage, prosecutors decided there wasn't enough evidence to get a conviction. But Lindsay isn't ready to put the matter completely behind her. Sources say she might sue the accuser for defamation.
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