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4/1/13 LiLo Hides Under Table

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Monday, April 1, 2013
 
We don't know if JUSTIN BIEBER actually adopted a monkey, or if he just borrowed one to travel around Europe with him. But either way, he wasn't allowed to bring it into Germany. BIEBER had to leave his new monkey with customs officials when he touched down in Germany the other day, because he didn't have the proper paperwork to bring it into the country. He can pick it up when he leaves, after paying a fine and the cost of its quarantine. 
 
After filming her guest spot on "Anger Management", LINDSAY LOHAN flew to Brazil, where she's being paid at least $100,000 to pimp a new John John Denim store. --When she arrived in one city on a helicopter, she was wearing such a flimsy, loose-fitting dress that she showed a TON of side-boob. --Then one night at a club, she HID UNDER A TABLE because she didn't want people bothering her for pictures. Yes, she sat right on the floor under the table. 
 
Since being sentenced to a stay in rehab, Lindsay Lohan has checked into various bars, nightclubs, private jets and television studios. But she hasn't gone anywhere near a rehab center. --According to TMZ, she won't serve that 90-day stretch until the court and her lawyers finish tussling over what sort of facility she will visit. According to the terms of her sentence, LiLo could actually be sent to jail, but the court has done its best to avoid that option.
 
Glee actor Cory Monteith has “voluntarily admitted himself to a treatment facility for substance addiction.” His reps are asking for “respect and privacy” while he’s finding sobriety in rehab. His girlfriend and co-star, Lea Michele, says, (quote) “I love and support Cory and will stand by him through this. I am grateful and proud he made this decision.”

3/29/13 LiLo Steals Again

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Friday, March 29, 2013
 
KIM KARDASHIAN is responding to criticism that her clothes are too tight. She says, quote, "That's ridiculous! I bought this skirt a few sizes bigger and there is plenty of room. For any concern that my clothes are too tight, I have so many pieces custom fit for my growing body! . . . I feel my best when I am in heels and chic clothes!"
 
SNOOKI made a video for MTV where she gives tips to KIM KARDASHIAN on how to look good when she gives birth. It includes things like doing your makeup while you're waiting to dilate, getting a pedicure a week before your due date, wearing waterproof mascara, and quote, "You're probably gonna fart in the doctor's face and you might even shart, but at least you'll look fabulous doing it."
 
KRISTEN BELL and DAX SHEPARD are parents. Kristen gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. They named her Lincoln Bell Shepard. --Despite just expunging a child through her birth canal, Kristen was feeling spry enough to crack jokes on Twitter. --She said, quote, "My new roommate poops her pants and doesn't pay rent . . . basically Dax pre-sobriety."
 
The gossip blogs have been having a field day with Amanda Bynes' increasingly bizarre behavior -- and she wants them to stop. --A day after Amanda was photographed walking through Times Square with a shirt over her head, she headed to Twitter to blast the tabloids. "I'm suing @UsWeekly & @PerezHilton for continuing to act like I'm doing something wrong by tweeting and walking to photoshoots.” --Witnesses told Us Weekly that it looked as if Amanda was "pretending to be a ghost" and said that she made a trip to McDonald's and ordered a coffee and a soda, which she sipped simultaneously.
 
Yes, it’s happened again. Lindsay Lohan is being accused of taking jewelry. This time from the set of “Anger Management.” Producers told her she could wear a brightly colored bracelet out after filming, but Lindsay kept the bracelet after the show finished filming on Wednesday. She was spotted wearing it as she landed in Brazil.

3/28/13 Britney's New BF

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Thursday, March 28, 2013
 
A male model KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN worked with several years ago says he might be the father of her 3-year-old son Mason. He claims he slept with Kourtney when she was "on a break" from SCOTT DISICK, and Mason was born nine months later. Kourtney's lawyer calls his claim, quote, "preposterous and an outrageous lie."
 
"Us Weekly" claims that TIGER WOODS didn't just scoop up a lonely LINDSEY VONN. He actually had to woo her away from Kim Kardashian’s Ex, KRIS HUMPHRIES. --A source says Tiger and Kris were both "courting" Lindsey, but she ultimately chose Tiger.
 
Dating BRITNEY SPEARS isn't easy. Sources say her new boyfriend David Lucado had to undergo a background check and sign a confidentiality agreement. All of which was orchestrated by Britney's dad, JAMIE SPEARS. --Jamie even set up the relationship . . . quote, "Britney needed someone to keep her company after she and [Jason Trawick] broke up. It had to be a male, because Britney just doesn't respond as well to females."
 
The latest story on the BATTERY accusation against JUSTIN BIEBER is that he spit on a 47-year-old neighbor who yelled at him for tearing up the streets in his Ferrari. Then he threatened to KILL THE GUY. Meanwhile, Justin left for Europe last night to resume his tour, but first he spent an hour at SELENA GOMEZ'S house.

 

3/27/13 Miley with Nick Jonas

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013
 
MILEY CYRUS and her ex, NICK JONAS, were spotted together at a Southern California restaurant on Monday. No one reported anything romantic going down . . . and Miley IS wearing the engagement ring she got from LIAM HEMSWORTH again. But people are reading more into this because Miley was the inspiration for a song Nick wrote about a guy not wanting to see his ex marry somebody else.
 
Justin Bieber is being investigated for battery against his neighbor in Calabasas, California. The neighbor and Biebs got into an argument and the man claims Justin made physical contact with him, so, he called the cops. --Sources say the argument was over Bieber racing his Ferrari up and down the streets and the neighbor was worried Bieber was endangering the community.
 
Madonna will officially join the billion-dollar club in 2013. --As of 2011, Madonna was worth about $700 million, but after her recent tour and a string of successful business ventures, she is now a BILLIONAIRE! Her 2012 MDNA tour grossed $305,158,363 with 2,212,345 in attendance over 88 shows. Madonna made $75 million in tour merchandise sales while on the road. She also made $60 million in sales from her new perfume, Truth or Dare. $10 million from her recent deal with Smirnoff. $10 million in TV rights and DVD sales from her tour. Plus, retail experts estimate Madonna will earn $10 million in 2013 from her “Material Girl” clothing line, shoe line and upcoming Macy’s lingerie line.
 
Lindsay Lohan’s streak of good behavior has ended after one day. She reportedly arrived two-hours late to the second day of shooting of Anger Management. An insider on the set said, quote, “She looked and sounded terrible compared to yesterday. It was like night and day. This second shoot had more lines. It will just be edited down.” --Based on the rasp of her voice, sources guessed she’d stayed up all night smoking something. Possibly she was celebrating her first day on the Anger Management set, where she was praised for her early arrival.

3/26/13 Kim K Firing Back

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Tuesday, March 26, 2013
 
KIM KARDASHIAN is addressing the gossip rags that say she weighs 200 pounds. She says they're 60 pounds off . . . meaning she weighs 140 pounds. Although some pictures of Kim surfaced yesterday that make it seem very unlikely she's telling the truth.
 
In a new interview with "Esquire" magazine, HUGH HEFNER says he's probably slept with more than a thousand women . . . but he's never cheated on a wife. He says, quote, "There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep your hand in." Hugh is currently on his third marriage.
 
LINDSAY LOHAN started taping her guest appearance on CHARLIE SHEEN'S "Anger Management" yesterday, and get this: She was EARLY. Lindsay was supposed to be on set at 10:00 A.M., and she showed up at 9:00. --Meanwhile, Lindsay is defending herself against reports that she was getting hammered at a club over the weekend. --Lindsay was photographed leaving a place called 41 Ocean over the weekend. She was there to see her alleged boyfriend AVI SNOW and his band CITY OF THE SUN. –Oh, and she says she was drinking water.
 
How serious is LINDSAY LOHAN about turning her life around? This should give you an indication. --Lindsay reportedly demanded that her lawyer keep her out of rehab until after the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, which will take place on two successive weekends in April.
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