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8/11/14 Kim K to Release Book

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Monday, August 11, 2014


Shocker alert: Kim Kardashian is publishing a book all about her.. and her selfies. It will be 352 pages of Kim, shot by Kim, and will be released in April of 2015. The book will cost you $20.


Meanwhile, Kim and Kanye West are "trying" to get pregnant.

A reporter asked her, "Is baby number two on the horizon?" She said, quote, "I'm hoping so. You know I kind of wish I was pregnant at the same time Kourtney is. She's like more than half way in, so you know, we're trying."


Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson's mother and cousin were recently in a serious car accident. They were hit head on by a drunk driver, and Johnson shared a scary looking photo of the wreckage that included two smashed cars and an ambulance in the background. The Rock said quote, “First reaction is to find the person who did this and do unrelenting harm to them. But then you realize the most important thing is my family lived thru this and we can hug each other that much tighter these days. Hug your own family tighter today and be grateful you can tell them you love them.”


Michael Jackson’s former housekeepers claims that he reportedly lived in awful conditions inside Neverland Ranch, often tracking animal poop throughout the house. One woman said, 'If you said something, he’d threaten to make doo-doo snowballs and throw it at you.' She also claims Jackson was a “pack rat” who obsessively collected items. Another maid claimed that Jackson suffered a bed bug outbreak at his home, and that everyone was “repulsed” by the horrible smell of his bedroom.


DAVID ARQUETTE was asked how he can run his nightclub Bootsy Bellows and remain sober.  And he admitted that he's actually NOT sober.  He said, quote, "If you want to be sober and [enjoy] the nightlife, good luck.  Go to a lot of meetings."  He also said he doubts he and ex-wife COURTENEY COX will be at each other's weddings.

8/8/14 Orlando Bloom with Blonde Beauty

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Friday, August 8, 2014


Apparently, MILEY CYRUS gives fans their money's worth when they pay $995 for meet-and-greets before her concerts.  There's a picture online of one guy cupping Miley's boobs, and she's totally going along with it.  She also pretended to make out with him.


DAKOTA JOHNSON does NOT want her mom MELANIE GRIFFITH seeing her get SEXUALLY DOMINATED in "Fifty Shades of Grey".  Melanie says, quote, "[Dakota] was like, 'You guys cannot come.  There's no way.'  So we're not going."  But she adds, quote, "I did see the Room of Pain . . . I did go in there and check it out."


We're always hearing divorce rumors about BARBRA STREISAND and JAMES BROLIN.  But this is the first time they've involved KIM KARDASHIAN. The "National Enquirer" says Barbra is FURIOUS after finding out James was staring at Kim at a party in the Hamptons.  To make matters worse, he and Barbara were in the Hamptons to celebrate their 16th anniversary.


Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber, and then met a babe. Bloom was spotted partying with a 20-year-old Swedish beauty in Ibiza just days after the Bieber brawl. Orlando was seen getting up, close and personal with the hot blonde, laughing and dancing together . They took a ride on a jetski, and later danced on the beach as the sun set.


8/7/14 Kanye West is Delusional

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Thursday, August 7, 2014


Before ANNETTE BENING locked him down in 1992, WARREN BEATTY had ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OVER HIS GROIN.  It did what it wanted, when it wanted to. And according to a new book called "Star:  How Warren Beatty Seduced America", his BOOTY COUNT is an astounding 12,755.  That's the equivalent of one woman a day for 35 YEARS.


I think by now we can all agree that KANYE WEST has, at the very least, a slightly elevated opinion of himself and his place in the world.  So as much as this will make you roll your eyes, you probably won't be the least bit surprised: Kanye believes that celebrities dealing with the paparazzi go through EXACTLY what blacks did during the Civil Rights movement. He says, quote, "In the '60s people used to hold up 'Die [N-word]' signs when my parents were in the sit-ins also . . . I equate it to discrimination.  I equate it to inequalities.


KANYE WEST is afraid his daughter will be killed by a paparazzi drone.  He told a lawyer during a deposition, quote, "Wouldn't you like to just teach your daughter how to swim without a drone flying?  What happens if a drone falls right next to her?   Would it electrocute her?  Could it fall and hit her if that paparazzi doesn't understand how to remote control the drone over their house?" Meanwhile . . . Kanye and KIM KARDASHIAN are reportedly buying a $20 million house in Hidden Hills.  It's pretty secluded, but it probably IS accessible by drone.


15-year-old CASSIDY STAY lost her parents and four siblings when they were murdered by an uncle.  After she quoted Professor Dumbledore from a "Harry Potter" book at the memorial service, author J.K. ROWLING sent her a handwritten letter from Dumbledore and other gifts.

8/6/14Adam Sandler's Good Deed

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Wednesday, August 6, 2014


There's been a rumor for years that when GEORGE CLOONEY was a cast member on "Roseanne" during its early years, he once put a photograph of his MANHOOD on the Conner Family refrigerator, so everyone would see it the next day. And yesterday on "The Talk", ROSEANNE said it's TRUE.  She said he even positioned Groucho Marx glasses over his junk, so that his penis was the NOSE. Sadly, no one knows where that picture is today.  Roseanne said, quote, "About the second day it disappeared . . . I thought it would surface by now.  Maybe they don't know it was George Clooney."


OLIVIA WILDE breastfeeds her newborn son Otis in the new issue of "Glamour" magazine.  And she says, quote, "Breastfeeding is the most natural thing.  I don't know, now it feels like Otis should always be on my breast."


Someone posted pictures of Dallas Cowboys owner JERRY JONES cavorting with two much-younger women.  In one picture, he's cupping a woman's breasts.  In another, the other woman's face is against his crotch.


An eight-year-old with leukemia made a video saying that he's ADAM SANDLER'S biggest fan, and invited him to BARBEQUE with him.  Adam's people found out about the video, and Adam called the kid directly.  It's unclear what they talked about . . . but supposedly they "hit it off."

8/5/14 Sandra Bullock Highest Paid Actress

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Tuesday, August 5, 2014


KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST have passed an important milestone:  They've lasted 72 days as man and wife.  That means their marriage is officially more successful than Kim's last marriage, to NBA star KRIS HUMPHRIES.


ASHLEY OLSEN is taking a page out of her sister's book and dating a guy who's old enough to be her dad.  She's nailing BENNETT MILLER, who directed "Capote" and "Moneyball", as well as the upcoming movie "Foxcatcher". He's 47 . . . she's 28. Bennett is actually two years older than MARY-KATE'S 45-year-old fiancé, Olivier Sarkozy.


SANDRA BULLOCK is #1 on Forbes.com's annual list of The Highest Paid Actresses in Hollywood.  She reportedly raked in $51 million over the past 12 months.  JENNIFER LAWRENCE is second with an estimated take of $34 million. Jennifer Aniston came in third with $32 million.


GWYNETH PALTROW has never had plastic surgery, but she keeps her skin looking great with an expensive, $5,240 procedure referred to as FACE-IRONING.  And if that sounds painful . . . it is.  She explains, quote, "It's like having your face smacked with a rubber band that has an electric shock in it."


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