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9/11/14 Brangelina's Prenup

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Thursday, September 11, 2014

 

The "Star" tabloid claims that ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT have a prenup that contains an INFIDELITY CLAUSE.  It states that if Brad leaves for another woman, Angelina gets primary custody of the kids. It also states that in the event of a divorce, they each take the millions they brought into the marriage . . . while anything they earned as a married couple goes into a trust for the kids. Brad is worth an estimated $240 million, and Angelina is worth $185 million.

 

HILARY DUFF says she and her husband MIKE COMRIE have, quote, "uncoupled, for now."  And yes, she used that OBNOXIOUS term.  But she added that there's a chance they'll get back together. Even if they don't, though, it sounds like she has NO INTEREST in her childhood boyfriend AARON CARTER . . . who's spent much of this year using the media to angle for a second chance with her. She says, quote, "I keep seeing that, that he keeps doing that.  I don't know how I feel [about it].  I mean, that was so long ago, and obviously I'm still married, and I have a baby and we kind of just . . . don't know each other . . . so, yeah."

 

The "New York Daily News" reports that JOAN RIVERS was killed when one of her own doctors asked to do a biopsy on her vocal cords at the clinic where she was getting an endoscopy.  However, the clinic is denying that this happened.

 

"Rolling Stone" published an essay in which the writer dissects and pretty much rips apart the KARDASHIANS, calling them "amused with themselves" and "repugnant", and saying, quote, "They do not learn, grow, mature, suffer."  Among other things.

 

PARIS HILTON gave money to a homeless man after leaving a restaurant recently . . . and he responded by HITTING ON HER.  He said, quote, "[Would] you ever date a homeless guy?  I love you, Paris."  She didn't say no . . . but she did laugh and call him "honey."

9/10/14 Ray Rice's Wife Speaks Out

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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

 

Now that BRITNEY SPEARS is single, she can start thinking about DATING again.  If you decide to ask her out, you'll probably want to know what she's looking for. She says, quote, "The perfect first date is going to the beach and having a picnic and going home and watching a really cool movie and then a great first kiss."

 

JUSTIN BIEBER made a surprise appearance onstage at a charity fashion event last night . . . where he stripped down to his underwear when the crowd started booing him.

 

RAY RICE'S wife Janay Palmer says she's living a "horrible nightmare."  But not because her husband knocked her out cold . . . because of the media reaction, and the NFL suspension.  Meanwhile Ray said he's trying to "be strong" for his wife.

 

The art exhibit that was supposed to feature the leaked nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton has been cancelled after a ton of backlash. The artist has now decided to replace the celeb images with his own nude selfies.

 

9/9/14 William & Kate Expecting #2

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Tuesday, September 9, 2014

 

HOWARD STERN says MELISSA RIVERS called him a day and a half before JOAN RIVERS' funeral and asked him to do the eulogy.  And he took the responsibility very seriously . . . quote, "It was a lot of pressure because I wanted to come through for Melissa and come through for Joan."

 

STEVE HARVEY failed a lot before he finally made it big.  He says, quote, "I'm a college dropout, I flunked out of college . . . I've been divorced twice, I've been homeless, I lived in a car for three years . . . I've been bankrupt, I've lost all my money.  I've been in tax trouble, you name it, I've been there, I've fallen.  But faith is an amazing thing."

 

JUDGE JUDY admits she's taken some naughty photos in her day, but they no longer exist.  On "The Talk" yesterday she said, quote, "I cut up all those pictures that I didn't want to see floating around, because you have to be smart enough to say if you don't want to revisit something."

 

This will sound all to familiar.  Paris Hilton’s brother Barron was attacked at a club in Miami this week and he says Lindsay Lohan was behind the attack. Barron says that Lohan ordered the beating, claiming she screamed, “You talk s--- about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get.” He claims that as he was being hit, Lohan laughed and encouraged the man beating him. Lohan denied being there for the attack but was spotted in footage of the confrontation. Hilton was taken to a local hospital for his injuries and police are investigating the incident.

 

If you somehow missed it: Prince William and his wife Kate are expecting their second child together, and Kate is being treated for severe morning sickness. She also suffered from severe morning sickness during her first pregnancy with Prince George, who was born in July 2013. The Queen and members of both families are said to be delighted with the news of a new baby in family. The new baby will be the fourth in line to the throne.

9/8/14 Joan Rivers Funeral

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Monday, September 8, 2014

 

TONS of celebrities showed up for JOAN RIVERS' funeral yesterday, including Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin, Rosie O'Donnell, Barbara Walters and Kelly Osbourne with her slightly more famous parents.  Howard Stern gave a eulogy, and there was a musical performance from Hugh Jackman.

 

Some terrible Ohio teenagers pulled a reprehensible "prank" on a 14-year-old autistic classmate, who'd been challenged to that ALS Ice Bucket thing.  Instead of ice water, these A-HOLES dumped a bucket with urine, feces, spit, and cigarette butts over him.  Now, DREW CAREY is offering a $10,000 reward for anyone who helps identify these kids, so they can be brought to justice.

 

BILL MURRAY caught a cab in Oakland last week, and when he learned the cabbie was a sax player, he took the wheel himself so the guy could sit in the back and play.  Bill says, quote, "It was great and it made for a beautiful night."

 

KIM KARDASHIAN won't deny she's filmed herself having sex with KANYE WEST.  She says, quote, "If we have, it's never something I want to go public . . . Let's just say we do like to have fun.  Have we made another? . . . What we do privately is private.  I think let's just leave it at that."

 

GEORGE CLOONEY let a few details slip about his wedding to Amal Alamuddin. While receiving a humanitarian award at an event in Tuscany Friday night, he said, quote, "I met my lovely bride to be here in Italy, whom I will be marrying in a couple of weeks, in Venice, of all places."

9/5/14 Joan Rivers Dead

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Friday, September 5, 2014

 

JOAN RIVERS died yesterday afternoon, one week after she went into cardiac arrest and stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal cords.  She was 81.  Her daughter MELISSA said, quote, "My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh.  Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon."

 

Rumor has it SHERRI SHEPHERD is worried that her estranged husband will leak the racy shots she's sent him over the years.  An "insider" says, quote, "It was a long distance relationship, so to keep things hot, Sherri would send naked pictures of herself to Lamar.  She deeply regrets [it now]."

 

SCARLETT JOHANSSON gave birth to her baby girl.  We don't know when . . . but her publicist made the announcement yesterday, saying, quote, "Mother and daughter are doing well."  Scarlett is 29. This is the first child for Scarlett and her fiancé Romain Dauriac, who's a French journalist.  They named her Rose Dorothy.

 

ALYSSA MILANO gave birth to a baby girl yesterday . . . her second child with husband David Bugliari.  They named Her Elizabella Dylan.  Their son Milo is 3 years old.  Alyssa is 41.

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