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3/25/14 Judge Joe Brown Arrested

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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

 

Ladies . . . when the guy who dumped you impregnates his next girlfriend, that's rarely a good feeling, right?  Well, apparently it's cool for DEMI MOORE.  Supposedly she's HAPPY that ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS are expecting. A source says, quote, "She actually considers this moment to be closure.  She never really expected to get back with Ashton but this pretty much seals the deal that the moment of her life with him is now officially completed."

 

JUDGE JOE BROWN'S TV show is over, but he was back in court yesterday . . . in REAL life . . . and he got ARRESTED.  Brown was representing someone in a child support case when he flipped out on the judge.  He was cited for contempt of court five times, and ordered to spend five days in jail.

 

Don't tell Jennifer Aniston she looks good for her age. The 45-year-old tells Women's Wear Daily she gets annoyed that the phrase pops up more frequently with every passing year. She says, "Your age always has to be mentioned, and men don’t really get that for some reason. Women and men today in their 40s are so much healthier than they were 30 years ago in their 40s. It was a different time. We know how to take care ourselves."

 

Was it a shotgun wedding? Stacy Keibler and new hubby Jared Poble are expecting a baby this summer. Stacy posted a baby-bump pic on Instagram yesterday and wrote, "Look what we’ve got cooking! A Bun’dle of love!”

3/24/14 Mila Kunis Pregnant

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Monday, March 24, 2014

 

This hasn't been officially confirmed, but it's being reported all over the World Wide Web of Misinformation, so it's probably true: ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS are EXPECTING.  Mila was reportedly spotted attending a prenatal yoga class in Hollywood, and a source says, quote, "They are both very, very happy.  It's still early." There was a report last week that Mila was expecting twins, but that's not true. Mila's been wearing what appears to be an engagement ring for several weeks now.  There's no word what came first:  The fetus or the diamond.

 

A website came up with a list of the 40 Most Brain-Bendingly Arrogant Kanye West Quotes, and it includes this gem:  "For me to say I wasn't a genius, I would just be lying to you and to myself."  And then there's this one:  "If I don't win, the award show loses credibility." And .  "I am the number one human being in music.  That means any person that's living or breathing is number two."

 

If KIM KARDASHIAN was once banned from "Vogue", she isn't anymore . . . because the new cover features Kim and Kanye.  It was spoofed by SETH ROGEN and JAMES FRANCO, who put themselves in it.  And SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR hated it enough to Tweet she's canceling her subscription.

 

3/22/14 Aniston Finally Getting Married?

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Friday, March 21, 2014

 

Reportedly,  Mila Kunis isn’t exactly happy with her fiancé Ashton Kutcher being included on Lindsay Lohan’s list of lovers. Ashton’s name was in the most recent list of names that came out in “In Touch Weekly”, and now sources say Mila and Ashton’s engagement could be in trouble over the list.

 

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are looking to elope this spring in Mexico. It’s been nearly two years since they got engaged and sources say she already had the big fairytale wedding to Brad Pitt, so now she wants something not too stuffy, something casual. Reports say she will fly people out someplace warm possibly Cabo San Lucas, Mexico since she loves it there.

 

The latest victim of Charlie Sheen's tweeting is John Mayer. Charlie is blasting Mayer for claiming that Charlie's friend sold him counterfeit Rolexes. John, who collects antique watches, filed a lawsuit against Robert Maron after learning that the watches were bogus. But Charlie wasn't having it. He tweeted, "Mr. Mayer needs to park that milk toast girlie drivel he calls muzak & leave the Patek/Rolex prowess to the best watch expert alive." He then posted a picture of some of his own fancy watches, writing, "Few of mine the Patek Museum have been pining for since I got em in perfect health and provenance from Bob Maron." Maron's lawyer claims that Mayer knew the watches were fake.

3/20/14 Lindsay's List

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Thursday, March 20, 2014

 

"In Touch Weekly" revealed a few more of the names on LINDSAY LOHAN'S list of her 36 famous conquests. The new ones are Ashton Kutcher, Orlando Bloom, Ryan Phillippe and Benicio Del Toro.  Pro hockey player Aaron Voros is also on there.

 

PAMELA ANDERSON chopped off her hair and she wasn't sure she made the right choice when she first cut it . . . quote, "I thought I looked like Anderson Cooper or like a Q-tip or something."  But now she feels "powerful".  She also says dating rock stars became "very destructive" and made her feel like a cartoon character.  And she says her teen sons know about her sex tape, but she doesn't know if they've seen it.

 

OPRAH WINFREY'S next step in world domination:  Tea.  Oprah is teaming up with Starbucks to release her own tea. It's called Teavana Oprah Chai Tea, and you'll be able to get it starting on April 29th at both Starbucks and the company's newly-acquired tea shops, Teavana.

 

CHARLIE SHEEN showed up at a "career day" thing at his daughters' elementary school, and talked to the kids about being a TV actor.  It's unclear if Charlie played it casual, or if he got all fired up and ranted to the class about "Winning!" and living with goddesses.

 

Paul Walker's mother filed court documents asking for guardianship of Paul's 15-year-old daughter, because her mom has a drinking problem. Cheryl Walker claims that Meadow and her mom are already living with her, but the girl’s mother can't care for her daughter because of her alcoholism. The woman has 2 DUIs, and the girl reportedly lived with Paul before he died because of her mom's alcohol issues.

3/19/14 Justin Bieber's Excuse

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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

 

MICK JAGGER paid tribute to L'WREN SCOTT in a Facebook post by saying, quote, "I am still struggling to understand how my lover and best friend could end her life in this tragic way . . . I will never forget her."  Meanwhile, the ROLLING STONES have postponed their entire Australian tour.

 

JUSTIN BIEBER has a FANTASTIC excuse for being unable to walk in a straight line following his DUI arrest in January:  His foot was messed up. According to newly released court documents, Justin told the cops that he was unstable during his sobriety test, because he had a hairline fracture in his right foot from a skateboarding accident three months earlier. It's unclear if Justin's fracture was also responsible for his LEAD FOOT on the Lamborghini's gas pedal. --The documents also say Justin was a punk . . . once again . . . while talking to the arresting officer.  Justin told him, quote, "I'm 19 years old.  I'm just out having a good time." The cop replied that HE wasn't driving around in a Lambo at that age . . . to which Justin responded, quote, "Yeah, well, I bet you didn't have millions of dollars in your bank account either."

 

A man claims to have a sex tape of Kris Jenner and he’s trying to get money from her. The man approached Kris over a week ago claiming to be in possession of a sex tape starring Kris. He said he wanted money or he was going to release the video. Sources say the man has called Jenner more than one hundred times in the last seven days from more than 100 different phone numbers. The sources say she’s afraid the man is watching her and the family has stepped up security since.

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