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7/2/13 Amanda Bynes Gets Crazier

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Tuesday, July 2, 2013
 
ALICIA SILVERSTONE has started a breast milk SHARING service for vegan moms who can't produce enough of their own. It's called Kind Mama Milk Share, and she's setting it up through her website. She says, quote, "Because we are a community of beautiful souls who recognize the importance of food as health, I say we help support those mamas and babies who need a hand during one of the most important times in their lives."
 
For Father's Day, KIM KARDASHIAN gave KANYE WEST a pair of computer mice autographed by Apple co-founders STEVE JOBS and STEVE WOZNIAK. Which is fitting since Kanye recently proclaimed himself the Steve Jobs of, quote, "Internet, downtown, fashion, culture. Period."
 
PIERCE BROSNAN'S 41-year-old daughter Charlotte has died of ovarian cancer. It's the same disease that killed Charlotte's mother and Pierce's first wife Cassandra back in 1991. Cassandra's mother also died of ovarian cancer.
 
Just so you know, Amanda Bynes now says someone's been invading her head. She says, quote, "I Want A Million Dollars A Year For Illegally Having My Mind Read And Privacy Stolen."
 
Everyone's favorite Pornstar Teen Mom, FARRAH ABRAHAM has entered an outpatient rehab program to deal with her alcohol abuse. She'll undergo 10 days of intensive counseling.

6/28/13 Bruce Jenner Has Moved Out

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Friday, June 28, 2013
 
Former Patriots tight end AARON HERNANDEZ is now a suspect in a drive-by shooting last year that left two people dead. Witnesses say that hours before the shooting, Hernandez got into an altercation in a nightclub involving the two victims. In related news, Hernandez was denied bail yesterday, and a second suspect was arrested in connection with last week's murder of Odin Lloyd.
 
SCANDAL! PETA named KRISTEN BELL and DAX SHEPARD this year's Sexiest Vegetarians. Unfortunately, Dax eats CHICKEN. He released a statement saying, quote, "Sadly I can't accept in good conscience because I eat chicken. I was vegan for a year, but that ended 6 months ago."
 
KRIS JENNER has confirmed rumors that BRUCE JENNER has been spending time at his own place . . . but she says it's all good. She claims they're not splitting up, Bruce just needs a little space because KIM KARDASHIAN, KANYE WEST and their new baby North have moved in. Kris told "Access Hollywood", quote, "We got a place out at the beach for him to get away. It does get a little congested in that house." She added, quote, "He sleeps at home, he is mostly sleeping at home."
 
JADEN SMITH and KYLIE JENNER have denied they're dating . . . but the paparazzi caught them HOLDING HANDS while leaving a movie theater on Wednesday night.
 
It wasn't such a good day for PAULA DEEN. She was dropped by Target, Novo Nordisk, Home Depot, Wal-Mart and QVC.

6/27/13 Forbes Most Powerful

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Thursday, June 27, 2013
 
NFL tight end AARON HERNANDEZ was arrested yesterday and charged with the murder of a friend. He pleaded NOT GUILTY, and he's being held without bail. A few hours after his arrest, Hernandez was released by the New England Patriots, who said it was, quote, "simply the right thing to do."
 
JUSTIN BIEBER was recently spotted getting cozy with some chick. Well, it turns out she's a MARRIED chick. Her name is Jordan Ozuna and she's a model and former Hooters waitress. And she's married to a guy in the Coast Guard.
 
OPRAH tops this year's "Forbes" list of the 100 Most Powerful Celebrities, which measures fame in a variety of categories. Meanwhile, MADONNA was the top earner of the year with $125 million . . . and Will Smith, Jennifer Aniston, and Sandra Bullock are considered the most "marketable."
 
Courteney Cox is officially dating her “Cougar Town” costar Brian Van Holt. Sources say they've been going out for about six months now. The source adds that Cox is more comfortable taking her relationship with Van Holt out in the open now that she is officially divorced from David Arquette.

6/26/13 Miley Cyrus Implicates Billy Ray

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Wednesday, June 26, 2013
 
MILEY CYRUS Tweeted a picture of a woman along with a message to her dad BILLY RAY saying, quote, "Since you won't reply to my texts I'm giving you an hour to tell the truth or I'll tell it for you." Turns out she's a woman Billy Ray did a Broadway show with last year. The implication is that he's been having an affair with her. Miley quickly deleted the Tweet, though. And Last week, Miley Tweeted, quote, "@billyraycyrus since your text and email obviously aren't working would you like to talk like this?" But she deleted that one, too.
 
JOHN MAYER and KATY PERRY were spotted kissing at a party for DON RICKLES in New York City Monday night. A witness says they were, quote, "smooching and rubbing one another's backs. They were affectionate towards one another." They were also spotted holding hands after the party.
 
On "The View" yesterday, KRIS JENNER revealed why KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST named their daughter NORTH. She said, quote, "The way [Kim] explained it to me was that North means Highest Power, and she says that North is their highest point together. And I thought that was really sweet."
 
KIM KARDASHIAN reportedly gave out a FAKE picture of her new daughter North, in order to catch friends trying to SELL HER OUT. And it WORKED. Sources say someone took the photo to the tabloids and tried to sell it. There's no word who that "friend" is, or what his or her punishment will be. But since her first effort was a success, Kim gave out a SECOND bogus baby pic, to see if she has more than one traitor in her midst.

6/25/13 Johnny Depp is Cool

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Tuesday, June 25, 2013
 
CHRIS BROWN has been accused of shoving a girl at a nightclub on Saturday and injuring her knee. But it sounds like she made the whole thing up. The club owner says it didn't happen. He adds that the woman was trying to rush Chris all night and was eventually EJECTED from the club.
 
Here's how cool JOHNNY DEPP is: Whenever he travels, he brings his Captain Jack Sparrow costume from the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies with him . . . just in case he wants to visit a children's hospital. He says, quote, "Sometimes you go to kiddie hospitals and things like that. I'll just sneak in and go and surprise a bunch of kiddies through the different wards . . . It basically turns into a two-, three-hour improvisation and it's really fun. So I travel with Captain Jack."
 
It sounds like something is seriously wrong with HONEY BOO BOO'S dad, MICHAEL "SUGAR BEAR" THOMPSON. The family posted this update on Facebook: Quote, "[We] don't want to share the diagnosis until we get all the information . . . [but it's] not a good report."
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