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1/10/14 Anne Hathaway Almost Dies

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Friday, January 10, 2014


ANNE HATHAWAY was at the beach in Hawaii with her husband ADAM SHULMAN this week . . . when she was nearly SWEPT OUT TO SEA. Anne had gone for a swim in the ocean . . . when she was pulled out by a rip current.  She screamed for help . . . and fortunately, a surfer came to the rescue, and brought her back to shore. But in the process of almost dying, Anne cut her foot on a reef or something, so her husband had to tend to her injury.  And he did so by SUCKING ON HER TOE. 


Whenever someone hires LINDSAY LOHAN, they know how difficult she is to work with . . . but are apparently under the assumption that THIS TIME it's going to be different.  It never is. Last year, OPRAH WINFREY gave Lindsay an eight-episode reality show on OWN, reportedly in exchange for getting Lindsay's first post-rehab interview. The show premieres on March 9th . . . and in a preview that was recently shown to TV critics, Oprah reportedly slammed Lindsay. She said, quote, "This is exactly what everybody said was going to happen and I believed differently.  She doesn't understand.  This is her life . . . you think you have forever." She said this after Lindsay refused to take part in a scheduled day of filming, and fought with the show's producers. Oprah is shown telling Lindsay, quote, "My truth is, I really do want you to win . . . but if that isn't what you want, I'm okay with that.  I will tell these guys to pack up and leave today." And Lindsay responds, quote, "I know this is my last shot at doing what I have to do." In the preview, Lindsay also insists that she's dedicated to sobriety, but when her "sober coach" is asked if she's kept away from alcohol, the coach says, quote, "Um.  You know."


Lindsay Lohan is (allegedly) being extorted after her laptop was stolen while she was at an airport in Shanghai in China. The thieves who took the computer on Tuesday have reportedly managed to access Lindsay’s personal Twitter account and posted a series of Tweets. They then allegedly impersonated the actress writing, 'It was great to be in China and I want to thank everyone for their hospitality, however someone has stolen my computer at the airport.' An insider claims that the thieves have since made contact with Lohan demanding money before the laptop could be returned. Lindsay's team is said to be frantically trying to wipe the computer remotely, but they have not had any luck yet.

1/9/14 LiLo's Computer Drama

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Thursday, January 9, 2014


Pretty much everyone has seen Lindsay Lohan naked, but we might be seeing it again soon. As you know, Lindsay's computer was stolen at the airport in China, and sources say it contained a bunch of nude pictures from various photo shoots that were never supposed to be released. The computer also had private correspondence with various celebrities, including WOODY ALLEN and LADY GAGA . . . and Lindsay doesn't want that going public, either.


DEMI MOORE is dating a 27-year-old rock drummer named Sean Friday.  And they recently went to Mexico with Demi's daughter RUMER and her boyfriend, actor Jayson Blair.  It was actually Rumer who set them up. Well, here is the interesting part:  Blair turns 30 in March . . . which means that Rumer's boyfriend is OLDER than her mom's current boy toy.  And at 51, Demi is four years older than her new boyfriend's MOTHER.


JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ are still hanging out.  Over the weekend, they camped together, then went to a beach resort in Santa Cruz.  Ever since Selena canceled her tour in December there have been rumors that she was diagnosed with LUPUS.  A source says Justin reached out to her immediately and wants to spend time with her.


"In Touch Weekly" claims JUSTIN BIEBER tried to rent out a whole MOUNTAIN on New Year's Eve . . . so he and his friends could snowboard in private.  But he was DENIED.  The resort wouldn't comment . . . other than to say, quote, "What Justin does at the mountain is completely confidential."

1/8/14 LiLo's Computer Stolen

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Wednesday, January 8, 2014


Lindsay Lohan claims her computer has been stolen from an airport in China and she’s offering up a reward for its safe return. Lohan has been in China during the new year where she was honored with the Sohu Fashion Achievement Award, and was also spotted partying in Shanghai nightclubs. But on Tuesday Lilo revealed that someone stole her computer from the airport, and she is desperate to get it back.


A Photoshop expert claims that KIM KARDASHIAN used Photoshop to manipulate the workout selfies she posted over the weekend.  He pointed out supposed evidence that proves she enhanced her butt and shrunk her waist and hips.


When DREW BARRYMORE found out her now-husband Will Kopelman hadn't seen a couple of her movies, she immediately rectified the situation. He says, quote, "She was angry and surprised I hadn't seen 'Grey Gardens' or 'Ever After' and immediately sat me down and had me watch them."


Yesterday on "Ellen", LEONARDO DICAPRIO revealed that he almost got eaten by a gigantic GREAT WHITE SHARK back in 2006.  It got stuck in a shark cage with him while he was filming a scene for "Blood Diamond", and it got within a few feet and tried to take a bite out of him.


Blue Ivy Carter turned TWO yesterday . . . and BEYONCÉ and JAY-Z reportedly celebrated by giving her a HORSE.  But not just any horse.

MediaTakeOut.com says they bought her a $75,000 horse . . . a, quote, "full-blooded Arabian, suitable for competing in equestrian."

1/7/14 Maxim's Woman of the Year

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Tuesday, January 7, 2014


Rumor has it that NICKI MINAJ is PREGNANT, and LIL WAYNE is the father.  They've always claimed their relationship is platonic, and Wayne is engaged to another woman.  But Nicki was reportedly seen at a dinner recently with a baby bump, and she was drinking water instead of booze.


The people at "Maxim" magazine have named 38-year-old EVA LONGORIA their Woman of the Year.  She says, quote, "It's especially awesome after how long it's been since my first cover."  Eva actually had to reschedule her "Maxim" interview because she was getting her MASTERS.  She says, quote, "I was like, 'My brain can't jump that fast from a 'Maxim' interview to a thesis!'"


JENNA JAMESON went online to ask her followers to help her track down a guy who was harassing her.  She even showed her boobs as incentive.  Within an hour, she had the guy's home address, driver's license number, social security number and credit score.


"Forbes" has released its annual "30 Under 30" list of "do-gooders" who are "reinventing the world", and it features a ton of celebrities.  There are actually a total of 450 people on the list, in 15 different categories.  So among all the inventors and scientists, you'll find MILEY CYRUS, JENNIFER LAWRENCE, JUSTIN BIEBER, RIHANNA, and ONE DIRECTION, to name a few.

1/6/14 Charlie Sheen Married?

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Monday, January 6, 2014


CHARLIE SHEEN had been nothing but gracious to ASHTON KUTCHER after he took his place on "Two and a Half Men".  But that grace period is apparently OVER. Yesterday, Charlie Tweeted a promo picture from the show, featuring Ashton and JON CRYER, along with the following caption: "Hey Jon!!!  u r a GENIUS!!!  I effin love and MISS YOU old pal!  Q; who's your lame sidekick?"  And he added the hashtag, "#NiceTryCanonBoy."


Also, Charlie Sheen claims he got married sometime last week. Sheen said Sunday he married his porn star girlfriend, Brett Rossi, while on their trip to Iceland over the New Year.


The rumor mill on the street claims that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are going through a rocky patch in their marriage, and Nicole has reportedly dropped about 20 pounds in just a few months. She is looking dangerously thin, and friends and family are worried about her.


PAUL WALKER'S "Fast and Furious" character Brian O'Connor won't be killed off in the upcoming 7th installment.  Instead, the filmmakers will "retire" the character in a way that gives him a proper send-off and allows the franchise to continue without him.  Meanwhile, the newly-released autopsy report spells out the gruesome injuries that killed Paul.


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