Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

9/8/14 Joan Rivers Funeral

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Monday, September 8, 2014


TONS of celebrities showed up for JOAN RIVERS' funeral yesterday, including Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin, Rosie O'Donnell, Barbara Walters and Kelly Osbourne with her slightly more famous parents.  Howard Stern gave a eulogy, and there was a musical performance from Hugh Jackman.


Some terrible Ohio teenagers pulled a reprehensible "prank" on a 14-year-old autistic classmate, who'd been challenged to that ALS Ice Bucket thing.  Instead of ice water, these A-HOLES dumped a bucket with urine, feces, spit, and cigarette butts over him.  Now, DREW CAREY is offering a $10,000 reward for anyone who helps identify these kids, so they can be brought to justice.


BILL MURRAY caught a cab in Oakland last week, and when he learned the cabbie was a sax player, he took the wheel himself so the guy could sit in the back and play.  Bill says, quote, "It was great and it made for a beautiful night."


KIM KARDASHIAN won't deny she's filmed herself having sex with KANYE WEST.  She says, quote, "If we have, it's never something I want to go public . . . Let's just say we do like to have fun.  Have we made another? . . . What we do privately is private.  I think let's just leave it at that."


GEORGE CLOONEY let a few details slip about his wedding to Amal Alamuddin. While receiving a humanitarian award at an event in Tuscany Friday night, he said, quote, "I met my lovely bride to be here in Italy, whom I will be marrying in a couple of weeks, in Venice, of all places."

9/5/14 Joan Rivers Dead

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Friday, September 5, 2014


JOAN RIVERS died yesterday afternoon, one week after she went into cardiac arrest and stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal cords.  She was 81.  Her daughter MELISSA said, quote, "My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh.  Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon."


Rumor has it SHERRI SHEPHERD is worried that her estranged husband will leak the racy shots she's sent him over the years.  An "insider" says, quote, "It was a long distance relationship, so to keep things hot, Sherri would send naked pictures of herself to Lamar.  She deeply regrets [it now]."


SCARLETT JOHANSSON gave birth to her baby girl.  We don't know when . . . but her publicist made the announcement yesterday, saying, quote, "Mother and daughter are doing well."  Scarlett is 29. This is the first child for Scarlett and her fiancé Romain Dauriac, who's a French journalist.  They named her Rose Dorothy.


ALYSSA MILANO gave birth to a baby girl yesterday . . . her second child with husband David Bugliari.  They named Her Elizabella Dylan.  Their son Milo is 3 years old.  Alyssa is 41.

9/4/14 Jennifer Lawrence Can't Win

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Thursday, September 4, 2014


In a 19-Tweet rant, NICK CANNON called the media "evil bottom feeders" . . . then he lashed out against rumors that he left MARIAH CAREY because she's a bad mother.  He said, quote, "I will forever be indebted to her for blessing me with our children . . . [She] is an amazing Mother and I trust her wholeheartedly . . . I love [Mariah] and that will never change!!!"


JESSICA SIMPSON knows her husband ERIC JOHNSON loves her . . . because he's seen her body go through a lot of changes, and he's still there. She says, quote, "Eric has seen me at every size, and he loves me no matter what.  When I got pregnant with Ace four months after having Maxwell, I was nervous about starting over again . . . and felt overwhelm[ed]. Eric was so supportive and challenged me to accept my insecurities and focus on what truly matters.  I feel stronger than ever, and Eric's unconditional love has been a reminder of the love I should give myself."


There's good news and bad news to report on JOAN RIVERS.  The good news is, she's out of intensive care.  The bad news:  Sources say she's still on life support. Her daughter MELISSA issued a brief statement yesterday saying, quote, "My mother has been moved out of intensive care and into a private room where she is being kept comfortable.  Thank you for your continued support."


At least one website is refusing to take down some of those nude, hacked photos of JENNIFER LAWRENCE . . . because they claim she has no right to demand it.  That's because some of those pictures aren't selfies. And the website claims the rights to those photos would actually belong to whoever TOOK them.  They want Jennifer to either prove she owns the pictures, or name the photographer.


BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE "only" got $2 million from "People" for their wedding pictures.  They got $11 million for the first shots of their twins back in 2008, but the magazine market has changed a lot since then.

9/3/14 Brangelina Wedding Details

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Wednesday, September 3, 2014


Imagine you spent thousands of dollars on a Versace wedding gown, and before you could even put it on to walk down the aisle, your six kids scribbled all over it. Now imagine you spent thousands of dollars for a Versace wedding gown that already had your six kids' scribbles EMBROIDERED INTO IT.  Yeah, that's what ANGELINA JOLIE did. The kids didn't just decorate Angelina's dress.  They were a huge part of the occasion.  They each, quote, "picked their clothes and their duties."  For 10-year-old Pax, those duties included making the cake. Angelina says, quote, "I wanted the kids to be a part of everything including the dress, because that's our family.  That represents the way we live out life together . . . They are our best friends and the people closest to us in our lives."


TOM BRADY admits that he acts like a BIG FRICKIN' BABY when he wants attention from his wife GISELE BUNDCHEN.  He says, quote, "I like attention from her, so when I'm not getting it I let her know in immature ways, like a young, immature child would.  You throw fits and you pout and you whine until you get what you want."


JUSTIN BIEBER was arrested Friday for dangerous driving and assault, after he got into a physical altercation with the paparazzi while four-wheeling in Canada.  Sources say Justin ran his four-wheeler into a minivan driven by the paparazzi, then got into it with one of them.  Justin is already on probation in L.A. for egging his neighbor's house.


MILEY CYRUS has a new tattoo that says "Love Your Brain."  But when asked if she thinks smoking weed hurts her brain, she said, quote, "You know what hurts your brain?  Googling yourself.  You know what hurts your brain?  Instagram . . . [and] reading [abusive] comments on Facebook."

9/2/14 Celeb Nude Pics Stolen

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Tuesday, September 2, 2014


A MASSIVE amount of celebrity nudes hit the web over the weekend . . . including Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Selena Gomez, Hilary Duff, Kirsten Dunst, and Lea Michele. Apparently someone hacked into the Apple iCloud, and stole photos people had taken on their phones and backed up online.  And there's word that there could be MORE. The FBI and Apple are both looking into it.


JENNY MCCARTHY and DONNIE WAHLBERG got married Saturday near Chicago.  Guests included fellow NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK Joey McIntyre, Danny Wood, and brothers Jordan and Jonathan Knight . . . plus Sherri Shepherd, who was let go from "The View" along with Jenny.  Donnie's brother MARK wasn't there, but he sent a congratulatory video.


ASHLEE SIMPSON married DIANA ROSS's son EVAN Sunday at her home in Greenwich, Connecticut.  Diana even officiated the ceremony.  Ashlee is 29, Evan is 26.


GABRIELLE UNION married Miami Heat star DWYANE WADE at the Chateau Artisan in Miami on Saturday.  He's 32, she's 41.


Unfortunately, it doesn't sound like JOAN RIVERS' condition improved over the weekend.  Word has it she's on LIFE SUPPORT, but that hasn't been confirmed.  Her daughter MELISSA RIVERS merely said, quote, "We are keeping our fingers crossed."

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