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Jake's Corner

5/21/14 Clooney's Best-Man

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Wednesday, May 21, 2014


The not-always-reliable British tabloids say that GEORGE CLOONEY has chosen MATT DAMON to be his best man . . . rather than BRAD PITT. A source says, quote, "A lot of people thought Brad was a certainty to be George's best man because they have been such good friends for years.  But he is probably even closer to Matt. Brad took the news with good grace . . . but he did say he'd heckle Matt during his speech.''


KIM KARDASHIAN'S last-minute wedding preparations include a $550 STEM CELL FACIAL.  Don't worry . . . no unborn babies were harmed.  These were VEGAN stem cells from a marine plant.  They're supposed to firm and lift the skin. Also, still no official word whether Kim and KANYE WEST are getting married in Paris or Florence, by the way.  But a British tabloid says LANA DEL REY has agreed to perform.  Kanye wanted her to perform at the proposal, but she turned him down.


Last month, KHLOE and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN got CONFETTI-BOMBED by some weird dude named Richie the Barber.  He's an actual barber, but he also juggles and rides a unicycle.  And he has clown makeup TATTOOED on his face. Well, the girls reported the incident to police, who basically laughed it off.  But a few days ago they called the cops to follow up, and said they want BATTERY charges pressed against Richie.  Sources say that's not likely to happen.


This probably isn't true, but Radar Online says WILL SMITH and JADA PINKETT are being investigated by Child Protective Services over that picture of their daughter WILLOW on a bed with a shirtless, 20-year-old guy.

5/20/14 Kimye Latest

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Tuesday, May 20, 2014


RAY J is reportedly giving KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST $47,000 as a wedding gift.  It's Ray's cut of four months' worth of profits from the SEX TAPE he and Kim made.  That's right, Ray is still making crazy money off that tape.  And Kim makes at least as much.  Vivid Entertainment says it has grossed $50 million since it came out seven years ago.


KIM KARDASHIAN is on record saying she and KANYE WEST are NOT filming their wedding for "Keeping Up With the Kardashians".  But RadarOnline.com says she's LYING. A source says, quote, "Kim will tell camera shy guests that the filming is their own videographers capturing the day and not for broadcast, which is a white lie." The source adds that it was KRIS JENNER who convinced Kim and Kanye to let the cameras roll. Only SOME of the ceremony will air, and JAY Z and BEYONCÉ will NOT be filmed.


"Maxim" magazine drops its annual Hot 100 list next month, but they revealed some names yesterday.  They include Rihanna, Christina Aguilera, Beyoncé, Selena Gomez, Shakira, Carrie Underwood, and Paula Patton.


Family harmony has been restored!  Jay Z, Beyoncé, Solange and their mom Tina Knowles posed for a picture together. This might be why everyone's happy again:  There's an Internet rumor going around that Solange was just chosen to be the opening act on Jay and Beyoncé's joint tour . . . and she'll make $8 million for the gig.

5/19/14 Pamela Anderson Reveals Horrifying Story

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Monday, May 19, 2014


KANYE WEST calls Florence, Italy one of the most beautiful cities in the world, and says his daughter North may have been conceived there.  A city official now claims that Kanye and KIM KARDASHIAN are getting married there this weekend.  But several news outlets continue to claim the ceremony will be in Paris.


CAMERON DIAZ might be sharing her non-shaven arm-pits with GOOD CHARLOTTE guitarist BENJI MADDEN.  A source says, quote, "They've spent a lot of time at Cameron's house.  He is the nicest guy and treats her like a lady." Yes, this seems like a completely random pairing.  But the word is that Cameron is good friends with NICOLE RICHIE, who's married to Benji's twin brother and band mate JOEL.  Cameron is 41 . . . Benji is 35.


On Saturday, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY was hanging out with friends on a balcony in New Orleans, when someone on the balcony noticed that BRAD PITT was on a balcony across the street. They acknowledged each other, and it was somehow decided that Matthew needed a cold beer . . . and Brad just happened to have one.  So he tossed it.  And someone just happened to catch the whole thing on video and in a series of photos.


Could JUSTIN BIEBER be cleaning up his act?  A "source" says he has given up the SIZZURP.  Apparently, he's become obsessed with working out, which is hard to do when you're high on cough syrup. He's also been spending a lot more time with his mom and his manager Scooter Braun, as opposed to his usual crew of hangers-on.


At a recent event for her non-profit organization, PAMELA ANDERSON revealed the HORRIFYING sexual abuse she endured as a child. She said that despite having "loving parents," she had a tough childhood that included being repeatedly molested by a female babysitter from the ages of six to 10.  And a few years later, the older brother of one of her friends RAPED her. She went on, quote, "My first boyfriend, in Grade 9, decided it would be funny to gang rape me, with six of his friends.”

5/16/14 Jay Z and Fam Issue Statement

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Friday, May 16, 2014


ROBIN THICKE is still desperate to win PAULA PATTON back.  And according to TMZ, he even wrote a song that he's going to try to woo her with at this Sunday's "Billboard Music Awards". It's called "Get Her Back", and it includes lyrics like, "All I wanna do is make it right / I gotta get her, go get her back / I gotta treat her right / I gotta cherish her for life." And, "I should've kissed you longer / I should've held you stronger / And I'll wait for forever for you."


This is probably just a stupid tabloid rumor.  But if it's true, it confirms every fear GEORGE CLOONEY has probably had about marriage over the past 20 years. "Life & Style" magazine claims George's fiancée Amal Alamuddin has him on a WEDDING DIET so he can slim down before they recite their vows. A source says, quote, "Amal thinks he's been looking a bit chubby lately, and she's determined to have George looking handsomer than ever when he walks down the aisle."


JAY Z, BEYONCÉ and SOLANGE issued a press release saying they've worked past their problems . . . quote, "Jay and Solange each assume their share of responsibility for what has occurred . . . They both have apologized to each other and we have moved forward as a united family . . . We've put this behind us and hope everyone else will do the same."


If GWYNETH PALTROW and CHRIS MARTIN are still "consciously uncoupling", they're doing it at close range.  Because Gwyneth recently got a restraining order against a stalker, and in her paperwork, she noted that she and Chris still live together.


"Entertainment Tonight" now says KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are getting married in Florence, Italy, not Paris.  But they might just be giving different people different information to throw the media off the trail.

5/14/14 Justin Bieber Being Investigated...Again

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Wednesday, May 14, 2014


Two Australian media billionaires got into a fistfight on a Sydney sidewalk in broad daylight because of MIRANDA KERR.  One of the guys left his wife and kids to date Miranda, and the other, who is his childhood friend, was mad about it.  But after the fight, they released a statement saying, quote, "We have been friends for 35 years and still are.  In that time we have had our fair share of ups and downs."


JUSTIN BIEBER is being investigated for allegedly trying to take a woman's phone Monday night.  Justin and his crew were at the Sherman Oaks Castle Park . . . a complex with miniature golf and batting cages. Justin and his friends got into an altercation with some other guys, and Justin thought he saw a woman take out her phone to take pictures. He demanded her phone to see if she had taken any.  When she wouldn't give it to him, Justin reached into her purse and grabbed it.  But he couldn't unlock it, so he gave it back to her and made her do it. After he saw that she hadn't taken any photos, the woman said she and her 13-year-old daughter just wanted to say hi.  But being the A-HOLE that he is, Justin screamed, quote, "You're humiliating yourself in front of your daughter!  Why don't you just get out of here?!" The girl started crying, and then Bieber turned around and started yelling at someone else.  The woman complained to police, and they're investigating Justin for attempted robbery.


Police took ALEC BALDWIN into custody yesterday morning . . . after he illegally rode his bike against traffic down a New York City street.  And to the surprise of NO ONE, Alec threw a tantrum.  He Tweeted, quote, "New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that's desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign."


Sources say the reason SOLANGE attacked JAY Z in an elevator last week is because Solange's friends were trying to name-drop Jay to get into the event they were at, and he told her they had to stop.  Also, Solange got mad that Jay was going to hit up a party hosted by RIHANNA instead of going home with BEYONCÉ.


JENNIFER ANISTON is renovating her Bel Air mansion, and those renovations include a closet.  A $60,000 closet. That's how much Jennifer is reportedly spending to convert a garage into a closet that will be 24 by 36 feet, with a skylight and a powder room.


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