Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

12/12/13 Kanye at it Again

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Thursday, December 12, 2013

 

According to a Yahoo poll, JENNIFER LAWRENCE is the female celebrity most guys would want to take home to their mothers. For some reason the list only goes up to NINE, and it includes three definite head-scratchers: Drug-loving twerk-fiend MILEY CYRUS . . . shoe-gazing home-wrecker KRISTEN STEWART . . . and serial monogamist (slash) ex-girlfriend-from-Hell TAYLOR SWIFT. Not to mention recovering drug addict DEMI LOVATO and amateur nude model VANESSA HUDGENS.

 

The "Star" magazine claims that JUSTIN BIEBER has been testing out a new pickup line.  Supposedly, he's been walking up to girls and asking them if they want to be "BIEBERED". A source says, quote, "His friends thought it was hilarious, but to Justin it's not a joke . . . he thinks he's so incredible in the bedroom that it's a privilege for girls to get with him."

 

During his show Tuesday night, KANYE WEST complained about only getting two Grammy nominations.  He said, quote, "So when the Grammy nominations come out and 'Yeezus' is the top one or two album on every single list, but only gets two nominations from the Grammys.  What are they trying to say?  Did they think that I wouldn't notice?"

 

OPRAH WINFREY has revealed why she never wanted kids . . . quote, "If I had kids, my kids would hate me.  They would have ended up on the equivalent of the 'Oprah' show talking about me;  because something [in my life] would have had to suffer and it would've probably been them."

12/11/13 Britney Spears Wants Baby Girl

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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

 

BRITNEY SPEARS wants another baby . . . and not surprisingly, it's for selfish reasons.  She says, quote, "I would really like to have another baby, a girl.  I think she would be like a mini-me. I think it's going to be crazy.  I'm not going to feel as alone in the world anymore.  I'm going to feel like I have a second person, like, that's me." Britney has two sons, 8-year-old Sean and 7-year-old Jayden.  Their father is INTERNATIONAL RAPPING AND DANCING SENSATION KEVIN FEDERLINE.

 

We heard a rumor that TAYLOR LAUTNER was nailing KRISTEN STEWART.  Well, now we know it's not true.  Because Taylor is still dating Marie Avgeropoulos . . . an actress he met on the set of his upcoming movie "Tracers". They were linked a few months ago, and this past weekend they were spotted snuggling at the JAY Z concert in L.A.

 

KATE WINSLET had a baby boy on Monday.  There's no word yet on his name. The boy's father is the nephew of billionaire RICHARD BRANSON.  He calls himself NED ROCKNROLL.  In fact, he legally changed his name to that.  And yet Kate married and reproduced with him anyway.  She's 38, he's 35. Kate now has three children with three different husbands. 

 

It looks like SIMON COWELL and Lauren Silverman really are naming their son Simon.  A so-called "insider" who was at Lauren's baby shower says, quote, "There were baby clothes and little games all personalized with the name 'Simon'. From what everyone, including Lauren, was saying, they are 100% naming their son Simon.  Initials for baby Simon were everywhere."

 

Miami police say LINDSAY LOHAN is NOT being investigated in the beating of PARIS HILTON'S brother BARRON over the weekend.

A police spokesman says, quote, "Lindsay Lohan's name was never mentioned.  If she had orchestrated it, we would have been told.  And we didn't receive that information on the scene." There are reports that Barron is no longer pursuing charges . . . and one source says it's because someone who was at the party threatened to release photos that show the whole thing was his fault.

12/10/13 Most Overpaid Actors

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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

 

Forbes.com has named ADAM SANDLER the Most Overpaid Actor of 2013.  For every dollar Adam is paid, his movies gross just $3.40.  He's followed by Katherine Heigl, Reese Witherspoon, Nicolas Cage and Kevin James.

 

KANYE WEST compared performing on tour to being a cop or a soldier over the weekend.  Especially when he's on the fake mountain that takes up a big part of his stage.  He said, quote, "That mountain goes really, really high.  And if I slipped . . . You never know . . . I think about my family and I'm like, 'Wow, this is like being a police officer or something, in war or something.'"

 

In an interview with RYAN SEACREST, JUSTIN BIEBER said he's just a "19-year-old boy."  He added, quote, "I'm becoming a man but I'm still 19, I'm still finding myself and when I have the media attacking me every day, it's no less bullying than what happens in schools."  Meanwhile, Justin's mother revealed that his first word was "money".

 

Lamar Odom was sentenced to three years of probation yesterday after pleading no contest to DUI. In addition to probation, he'll be required to complete an alcohol education class and pay $1814 in fees and fines.

12/9/13 LiLo Drama

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Monday, December 9, 2013

 

LINDSAY LOHAN reportedly made a friend of hers beat PARIS HILTON'S brother BARRON to a pulp, after she heard Barron was talking trash about her. It happened Friday morning during a party at a Miami mansion.  The party had started Thursday night, and it was apparently a wild one, because it was DAYLIGHT when the trouble started. Sources say Lindsay heard that Barron was talking smack about her . . . so she approached him with a male friend, talked some trash, and then her friend beat him to a pulp. Police were called but Lindsay left before they showed up.  Barron posted a picture of his facial injuries online, and Paris commented, quote, "They both will pay for what they did.  No one [effs] with my family and gets away with it!!" There's been bad blood between Paris and Lindsay ever since 2006, when Paris' friend Brandon Davis went on a vile, hateful rant against Lindsay in a paparazzi video

 

The "New York Post" says DON RICKLES is recovering from necrotizing fasciitis . . . which is a FLESH-EATING DISEASE.  It's in his leg, and he's had to have skin grafts where infected tissue was removed. His rep says, quote, "He has been rehabbing the leg, is back on his feet and is doing wonderfully.  He is looking forward to be back on the road after the first of the year."  Don is 87.

12/6/13 Amanda Bynes out of Rehab

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Friday, December 6, 2013

 

Former South African President NELSON MANDELA passed away yesterday.  He was 95.  Current South African President Jacob Zuma announced his death in a statement . . . adding, quote, "He passed on peacefully in the company of his family . . . He's now resting.  He's now at peace.  Our nation has lost its greatest son."

 

Amanda Bynes is out of rehab and back home with her parents. Amanda was released from the rehab facility in Malibu earlier this week and placed into the custody of her parents. She had been getting treated for schizophrenia and bi-polar disorder. The family lawyer said, “Amanda has completed her inpatient rehabilitation and she's feeling better every day.”

 

Meanwhile, a judge in New York City was very upset that Amanda Bynes missed her court appearance regarding her bong throwing arrest. Bynes had a hearing yesterday and when she wasn’t there the judge was visibly irritated, saying Bynes must appear for the next hearing or else a warrant will be ordered.

 

Sources say KRISTEN STEWART has switched from Team Edward to Team Jacob in real life.  In other words, she's now dating the other member of her "Twilight" love triangle, TAYLOR LAUTNER. Witnesses supposedly saw Taylor sneaking out of Kristen's house early Wednesday morning.  Obviously that doesn't necessarily mean anything.  But on the Internet, it means EVERYTHING.

 

ASHTON KUTCHER finally got out of his marriage to DEMI MOORE, so you can forgive him if he's being a little careful about his future.  Unless you're MILA KUNIS, that is. The "National Enquirer" says they're fighting over wedding plans because he wants a prenup . . . and she's PISSED.

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