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1/31/14 Bieber's Toxicology Results

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Friday, January 31, 2014

 

The toxicology results are in and it's official:  JUSTIN BIEBER had pot and the anti-anxiety drug Xanax in his system when he was pulled over for allegedly drag-racing in Miami last week. We already knew Justin failed a field sobriety test . . . but we've also been hearing that he had very little alcohol in his system. Meanwhile, in a police report from Justin's arrest, cops describe him as, quote, "excited, talkative, insulting [and] cocky."

 

Miley Cyrus appeared on "The Tonight Show", where Jay Leno asked her what advice she would give to Justin Bieber.  Miley's advice:  "You've got a lot of money. Pay people to make sure you don't get in trouble, and party at your house. Buy a house, and add a club to it."

 

Reportedly, Kim Kardashian wants to put 7-month-old daughter North on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” but Kanye West doesn’t. Sources say Kim really wants to put North on the show and viewers and fans of the show want to see Kim interact with her daughter-- and how she is as a mother. Producers of the show also want the baby on the show because they believe it could help the ratings, which have been down. But sources say Kanye doesn't want his child to ever be on the E! show because he believes reality TV is tacky.

1/30/14 More Bieber Drama

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Thursday, January 30, 2014

 

We have no idea if all those rumors about BRUCE JENNER surgically becoming a woman are true.  But the "Star" tabloid claims KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST don't want him in their wedding if he is indeed a woman . . . or in the process of becoming a woman . . . by the time they're ready to get hitched. It's mostly Kanye though.  A source says, quote, "He told Kim that if Bruce is not a guy on the day they tie the knot, he doesn't want him to be part of the ceremony."

 

If you start a petition on the official White House website, WhiteHouse.gov, and it gets 100,000 signatures within 30 days, then the White House WILL respond to said petition. And that means that the White House now has to wade into the issue of whether or not to DEPORT JUSTIN BIEBER. Because last week, someone started a petition to deport him and revoke his green card.  And it got those 100,000 signatures in SIX DAYS.

 

 The Bieber Saga continues…Prosecutors in Toronto have charged Justin with CRIMINAL ASSAULT for allegedly beating up a limo driver back in December.  The driver was reportedly hit in the back of the head several times while taking Justin and his posse to a hockey game. We're assuming Justin was the assailant, since he was the one charged.  Justin turned himself in yesterday, and was released.

Meanwhile, in Miami, Justin's lawyer entered a NOT GUILTY plea to the charges he's facing there:  Driving under the influence, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest.

 

1/29/14 Sienna Miller Cheating Scandal

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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

 

A GoDaddy Super Bowl ad will have a woman quitting her job LIVE on TV.  GoDaddy says, quote, "Her boss doesn't know! . . . After the commercial, a formal resignation letter will be delivered, and she'll give her two-week notice."

 

BILLY RAY CYRUS thinks he knows what JUSTIN BIEBER needs.  He says, quote, "I would just invite him to come down and chill out with me, maybe in Tennessee.  Let's go up to the teepee, build a fire, step away and just, you know, maybe take a break for a little bit, just think about what's important.  Get back to life . . . Build a fire, count the deer and the hawks and relax a little bit."

 

Justin Bieber is reportedly moving out the posh Southern California neighborhood he's been terrorizing. TMZ says the Bieb "has had enough of suburban life" and that the egging incident and the Sheriff's raid on his Calabasas home were the "final straw." No word on where he's moving to, but you can be sure whoever his new neighbors are, they won't be happy about it. Meanwhile, prosecutors in Justin's egging case have asked for further investigation.

 

Jude Law wasn't the only person being unfaithful during his relationship with Sienna Miller. Turns out she was cheating with Daniel Craig. The revelation came out when News of the World reporter Dan Evans testified that he eavesdropped on the James Bond star's voicemails while under pressure to produce a front-page story. Evans said he heard a message from a woman calling from a number he later verified to be Sienna's. She allegedly told Daniel, "Hi, it’s me. Cannot speak. I’m at the Groucho [Club] with Jude. I love you." Sienna and Jude eventually split after it was discovered that he had an affair with his children's nanny.

 

Getting beat up by Kanye West is a lucrative business. TMZ says Yeezy has agreed to pay the young man he pummeled inside a Beverly Hills chiropractor's office earlier this month more than $250,000. Sources say the man -- who allegedly hurled racial epithets at Kim Kardashian -- "now feels satisfied enough that he won't go forward with a criminal prosecution." The D.A. had not charged Kanye with battery, and now there's little chance of that happening. So case closed.

1/28/14 Kimye's Wedding Plans

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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

 

STEVEN TYLER apparently doesn't think JUSTIN BIEBER is doing anything wrong.  Asked if he had any advice for Justin, Tyler noted that he's the biggest pop star in the world and was riding in an expensive car with a gorgeous woman.  Therefore, Tyler's "advice" to Justin was, quote, "Nice going."

 

This might be hard to believe but, during a meeting of the National Automobile Dealers Association, HILLARY CLINTON admitted that the last time she actually drove a car herself was in 1996.  That's 18 years ago.

 

RadarOnline claims KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST'S wedding is happening in France this June . . . and that it will be TELEVISED. Supposedly, it'll air as part of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians", so the E! network will be picking up "most" of the bill . . . not that Kim and Kanye would need any assistance in that regard. An "insider" says, quote, "Kim persuaded Kanye to let the cameras roll because . . . it's a lot easier for a network to deal with logistics of a foreign wedding than if it were just the two of them planning it."

 

Denise Richards has decided to move out of her home after her ex-husband Charlie Sheen threatened to evict her and their two daughters. Apparently, Charlie’s porn star girlfriend wanted Sheen to evict her from the home because she is jealous. Sheen bought the $7 million dollar house for Richards and their daughters. He also lives in the same gated community. Sources say Richards is going to move out and is already looking at other homes to lease or buy.

1/27/14 Justin Bieber Intervention

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Monday, January 27, 2014

 

KRISTEN STEWART has an interesting item on her bucket list.  She says, quote, "I'm definitely going to shave my head before I die.  I will definitely tattoo my head while it's shaved before my hair grows back. I'm not sure which part, probably the bottom quadrant in the back.  I don't know what the tattoo would be, yet.  Still thinking."

 

Police were called to an Australian hotel Thursday night, after the smoke detector in one of the rooms went off.  But it turned out that was SNOOP DOGG'S room . . . and he was just, you know, doing what Snoop do.

 

JUSTIN BIEBER flew to Panama over the weekend where, according to the Internet, his family and friends staged some sort of "intervention."  Or something. Supposedly, Justin's dad flew there with him and the guest list also included:  His mom . . . Justin's manager Scooter  . . . USHER . . . the producer of his "Never Say Never" documentary . . . and Justin's so-called "best friend," Ryan Butler. While it's interesting that all these people gathered together with Justin . . . in Panama, no less . . . there's no evidence that an actual "intervention" took place.  But it does seem like it was more than just a vacation. By the way, the girl who was with Justin when he was arrested, CHANTEL JEFFRIES, also made the trip to Panama.

They hung out together on the beach, but it's unclear whether or not they're dating.

 

JUSTIN BIEBER'S DUI arrest last week can't be swept under the rug . . . yet . . . but some of the details may not have been as bad as you may have heard. For starters, some "source" tells CNN that Justin blew .011% and .014% in two Breathalyzer tests at the police station.  That's significantly below the general .08% legal limit.  Since Justin is under 21 . . . that doesn't even really matter. But still, even Florida's “zero tolerance” law for underage drivers requires a reading of .02%.  So .011% is a barely measurable amount. So maybe Justin wasn't legally drunk . . . but he did admit to also smoking pot and taking prescription meds . . . and he FAILED a field sobriety test. So he probably WAS driving under the influence, and he probably WAS too impaired to drive. Also, even though Justin was not charged with speeding, the arresting officer said that was his reason for stopping Justin and testing his sobriety. However, the head of the exotic car rental company that owns the yellow Lamborghini Justin was driving told CNN that the GPS tracking system in the car indicated that Justin didn't exceed 55 miles-per-hour in the 15 minutes before the stop. Justin was stopped in a 30 mile-per-zone . . . so even if he WAS speeding, the notion of it being a "drag race" is being called into question.  In fact, the car's GPS said Justin was "steady" at between 27 and 34 miles-per-hour on that road.

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