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8/6/14Adam Sandler's Good Deed

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Wednesday, August 6, 2014


There's been a rumor for years that when GEORGE CLOONEY was a cast member on "Roseanne" during its early years, he once put a photograph of his MANHOOD on the Conner Family refrigerator, so everyone would see it the next day. And yesterday on "The Talk", ROSEANNE said it's TRUE.  She said he even positioned Groucho Marx glasses over his junk, so that his penis was the NOSE. Sadly, no one knows where that picture is today.  Roseanne said, quote, "About the second day it disappeared . . . I thought it would surface by now.  Maybe they don't know it was George Clooney."


OLIVIA WILDE breastfeeds her newborn son Otis in the new issue of "Glamour" magazine.  And she says, quote, "Breastfeeding is the most natural thing.  I don't know, now it feels like Otis should always be on my breast."


Someone posted pictures of Dallas Cowboys owner JERRY JONES cavorting with two much-younger women.  In one picture, he's cupping a woman's breasts.  In another, the other woman's face is against his crotch.


An eight-year-old with leukemia made a video saying that he's ADAM SANDLER'S biggest fan, and invited him to BARBEQUE with him.  Adam's people found out about the video, and Adam called the kid directly.  It's unclear what they talked about . . . but supposedly they "hit it off."

8/5/14 Sandra Bullock Highest Paid Actress

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Tuesday, August 5, 2014


KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST have passed an important milestone:  They've lasted 72 days as man and wife.  That means their marriage is officially more successful than Kim's last marriage, to NBA star KRIS HUMPHRIES.


ASHLEY OLSEN is taking a page out of her sister's book and dating a guy who's old enough to be her dad.  She's nailing BENNETT MILLER, who directed "Capote" and "Moneyball", as well as the upcoming movie "Foxcatcher". He's 47 . . . she's 28. Bennett is actually two years older than MARY-KATE'S 45-year-old fiancé, Olivier Sarkozy.


SANDRA BULLOCK is #1 on Forbes.com's annual list of The Highest Paid Actresses in Hollywood.  She reportedly raked in $51 million over the past 12 months.  JENNIFER LAWRENCE is second with an estimated take of $34 million. Jennifer Aniston came in third with $32 million.


GWYNETH PALTROW has never had plastic surgery, but she keeps her skin looking great with an expensive, $5,240 procedure referred to as FACE-IRONING.  And if that sounds painful . . . it is.  She explains, quote, "It's like having your face smacked with a rubber band that has an electric shock in it."


8/4/14 Joe Biden Likes Skinny Dipping

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Monday, August 4, 2014


Multiple sources are reporting that JENNIFER LAWRENCE and NICHOLAS HOULT have broken up.  And Hoult might already have already entered into his rebound relationship.  He and KRISTEN STEWART were spotted in Tokyo the other day getting sushi.  They're about to start filming a movie together.


When New York Giants legend MICHAEL STRAHAN entered the Pro Football Hall of Fame on Saturday, he did it as a SINGLE MAN. Strahan's rep confirmed that Michael and his girlfriend NICOLE MURPHY had ended their five-year engagement because of, quote, "distance and work schedule" issues. Sources say Michael was BLINDSIDED by the announcement.  Obviously, he knew he and Nicole were through, but the TIMING was suspect.  He reportedly feels like either Nicole or someone close to her was trying to ruin his Hall of Fame weekend.


A woman who ALLEGEDLY had a one night stand with RYAN GOSLING tells the "Star" tabloid that he CRIES after sex.  She said, quote, "I thought I heard him sniffling.  Then I realized he had tears gushing down his face.  I asked if he was all right, and he said he gets emotional sometimes." No word when this supposedly took place.  Ryan has been with EVE MENDES since 2011, and she's pregnant with his baby.  No word if he cried after the conception.


If you enjoy SKINNY DIPPING . . . you have something in common with Vice President JOE BIDEN.  Or so say some unnamed secret service agents in a new "tell-all" book called "The First Family Detail". According to the book, quote, "Agents say that, whether at the vice president's residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude . . . female Secret Service agents find that offensive."


Reportedly, the Jay Z / Beyoncé concert promoter Live Nation, HBO and at least four lawyers attended an emergency meeting to address the couple’s "imploding" marriage last week. Sources say the meeting was held so the two sides could work out their difference -- and so the two could continue their On the Run Tour. But sources say there is fear the tour might be canceled before its scheduled finale in Paris in September. And they say it’s gotten so bad that the power couple are living separate lives -- staying in separate hotels-- on the tour.


8/1/14 Brangelina Wrote Love Letters

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Friday, August 1, 2014


When BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE were halfway across the world from each other filming different World War Two movies, they stayed in touch by sending handwritten love letters.  Angelina says, quote, "We decided to be of that time . . . thinking of the people that were separated for months, if not years, at a time back then."


New details . . . or at least new rumors . . . concerning the fight between ORLANDO BLOOM and JUSTIN BIEBER emerged yesterday. The woman who filmed the chaos at a restaurant in Spain earlier this week says Justin was DEFINITELY the instigator.  She says he came in and saw Orlando sitting at a table with several people, including LEONARDO DICAPRIO. And he said something that was, quote, "aimed at Orlando, who then jumped onto a sofa to try and get at Justin."  The woman claims there were TWO moments when things got violent, and Leo was among many in the restaurant who were cheering Orlando on. LINDSAY LOHAN was there, too, and she tried to play peacemaker . . . quote, "She tried to get Bieber a little bit calm when he went away to the exit but he was like, 'I don't want to speak to anyone.'"


Here's an idea for you . . . if you're filthy rich:  Former NFL star KEYSHAWN JOHNSON sent out his wedding invitations . . . on iPads.  And they were pre-loaded with the couple's gift registry.


Linda Hogan's much-younger ex-boyfriend is suing her for $1.5 million -- because she made him do chores. Linda started dating Charlie Hill about six years ago, when she was 48 and he was 18, after she'd split from husband Hulk Hogan. Now, two years after calling off their engagement, Charlie claims in a lawsuit that Linda used him as a day laborer, having him wax her yacht, dig a creek and fertilize 25 acres of avocado trees, among other things.

7/31/14 Bieber / Bloom Latest

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Thursday, July 31, 2014


JUSTIN BIEBER fired a shot at ORLANDO BLOOM yesterday by posting a picture of Orlando wiping a tear from his eye.  It was from a Broadway premiere last year.  Meanwhile, there's a new report that Justin actually tried to shake Orlando's hand at that restaurant in Spain, but Orlando was a jerk to him, so Justin said something like, quote, "She was good" . . . and that's when things blew up.


ROBERT PATTINSON doesn't understand why everyone is so fascinated with his personal life . . . including his failed relationship with KRISTEN STEWART.  He says, quote, "[Stuff] happens, you know?  It's just young people . . . it's normal!  And honestly, who gives a [crap]?"


KELSEY GRAMMER appeared on a monitor at the parole hearing of the man who raped and murdered his sister in 1975.  And he told the killer, quote, "I forgive you.  However, I cannot give your release my endorsement.  To give that a blessing would be a betrayal of my sister's life."  His parole was denied.


DREW BARRYMORE'S half-sister Jessica was found dead in her car Tuesday morning near San Diego.  Today would have been her 48th birthday.  There was an energy drink between her legs and white pills scattered on the passenger seat. Drew and Jessica had the same father, actor John Drew Barrymore.  Drew released a statement saying she only met Jessica briefly, but, quote, "I wish her and her loved ones as much peace as possible, and I'm so incredibly sorry for their loss."


Jessica Simpson was named the world’s sexiest mom by Victoria’s Secret. They released its annual list of the most titillating people and

other winners include Zooey Deschanel for sexiest sense of humor, Jessica Biel for sexiest sporty style and Ellie Goulding for sexiest songstress.

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