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9/26/14 Clooney Getting Married

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Friday, September 26, 2014

 

GEORGE CLOONEY and AMAL ALAMUDDIN are getting married in Venice this weekend.  It'll be a black-tie affair, with only about 60 guests, including Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Bono, Ellen Barkin, Sandra Bullock and her son Louis, Matt Damon and his wife, Julia Roberts and her husband, and Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber.

 

SNOOKI hit Google to find ways to get her labor started quicker, and she's trying everything.  That includes working out, eating spicy food and even, quote, "galloping like a horse."  She did say that having sex, quote, "kind of worked a little."

 

KIM KARDASHIAN was almost tackled by a guy as she got out of a limo to attend a fashion show in Paris.  It turns out it was the same guy who has crashed red carpet events involving Leonardo DiCaprio, Bradley Cooper, Brad Pitt, Will Smith, America Ferrera and Adele.

9/25/14 J Lo Sacrificing Animals?

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Thursday, September 25, 2014

 

Is there already trouble in paradise?  "OK!" magazine says KIM KARDASHIAN is so tired of KANYE WEST snooping on her phone that she got a SECOND phone he doesn't know about.  Or, he DIDN'T know about it until now.  Sorry, Kim. A source says, quote, "Kim never thought he'd check it every single night.  She insists she's got nothing to hide, but she's just sick of him questioning who she's talking to."

 

Former "Jersey Shore" star MIKE SORRENTINO . . . you know, THE SITUATION . . . has been indicted on tax evasion charges.  Prosecutors claim he failed to pay his full tax bill on $8.9 million in earnings, and intentionally filed bogus returns.  He's facing up to NINE YEARS in prison, but he pleaded not guilty to all charges.

 

We've heard rumors in the past that JENNIFER LOPEZ has ties to Santeria . . . an African (slash) Caribbean religion that uses rituals and ceremonies including ANIMAL SACRIFICE. Well, "Life & Style" magazine claims that several of J-Lo's exes are planning to write a tell-all about her . . . and it will include her participation in these rituals. A so-called "source" says, quote, "J-Lo secretly practices religious rituals of Santeria . . . including sacrificing chickens!  That's the last thing her image needs."

 

Last week, KEANU REEVES woke up at 4:00 A.M. to find a woman sitting in a chair in his library.  Well, three days later, ANOTHER woman walked into Keanu's house . . . and this one was NAKED. She just waltzed through an unlocked door, took a shower and then jumped into Keanu's pool. Keanu wasn't home at the time, but there was a cleaning crew there.  They called Keanu, and he called 911. Like the other woman, she was taken away for psychiatric evaluation.

9/24/14 More Leaked Nudes

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Wednesday, September 24, 2014

 

Gwyneth Paltrow has reportedly drawn up a schedule to ensure Chris Martin spends enough time with her and their children since he has started to date actress Jennifer Lawrence. Sources claim that while Paltrow is happy with Martin’s choice to date Lawrence, she is 'uncompromising with the amount of time she expects him to spend with their family'. A source says that Martin is 'torn' that Gwyneth has this much power over him, even though she was the one who ended their marriage.

 

A day after Kris Jenner filed for divorce, Bruce Jenner has done the same. The two will reportedly divide about $60 million in assets, and according to TMZ, Kris will get to keep the family’s property in Hidden Hills, California.

 

Hacked nudes of JENNY MCCARTHY and AVRIL LAVIGNE showed up online yesterday.  But Jenny's rep says the "most explicit nude photos" are fake.  Meanwhile, the Avril pics that show nudity do NOT show her face, so there's no way of knowing if they're really her. And STEVE-O from "Jackass"  tweeted a challenge to whoever's behind this chaos.  Along with a censored photo of himself, he wrote, "I just added lots of crazy nude photos to my iCloud, let's see how good these hackers really are!"

 

SARAH HYLAND from "Modern Family" got a restraining order against her boyfriend, claiming he was physically and verbally abusive to her.  Sarah broke up with the guy in August, and he went to rehab.  But he got out on Sunday and the director of the clinic actually advised Sarah to get the restraining order because of his mental state.

 

9/23/14 Kris Jenner Files for Divorce

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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

 

Forget about a reconciliation -- Kris Jenner has filed for divorce from Bruce Jenner, a year after their split. According to TMZ, the divorce is already a done deal and "everything has been worked out with their business managers." There was no prenup and they have already agreed to a property split. Neither of them will get spousal support. And they have joint custody for their only minor daughter, 17-year-old Kylie. Kris cites those old "irreconcilable differences" for the divorce. Still, TMZ says the breakup is "totally amicable."

 

51-year-old porn star GINGER LYNN ALLEN says she had an affair with GEORGE CLOONEY in the early '90s, when he was still married to his first wife.  She says, quote, "On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm going to give George an 11 for performance.” She also claims they took POLARIODS of the action, and they're, quote, "in the safe."

 

MIKE TYSON helped a guy who was in a bad motorcycle accident outside Las Vegas recently.  Ryan Chesley says he was on his way to Vegas last Tuesday, when a cab cut him off, sending him flying off his bike. Tyson saw the whole thing, and got out of his car to stop traffic.  Chesley says when he came to his senses, he saw Tyson standing over him, yelling at people not to touch him.  Then Mike helped keep Chesley calm until paramedics arrived.

9/22/14 More Celeb Photos Leaked

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Monday, September 22, 2014

 

The celebrity naughty picture leak has a second installment. More photos were released from Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, soccer star Hope Solo and 'Big Bang Theory' star Kaley Cuoco. These photos are apparently more from the collection that the iCloud hackers lifted over the past few weeks. Jennifer Lawrence and about a hundred other celebs are on the list of people who had nude photos stolen.

 

CLAY AIKEN has a pretty harsh stance on celebrities who have their nude photos stolen and released.  He says, quote, "Anybody who takes inappropriate pictures of themselves deserves exactly what they get." He added, quote, "I've got a mirror if I want to check something out."

 

MAMA JUNE and SUGAR BEAR from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" have broken up . . . supposedly because Sugar Bear was cheating, and had a profile on the online dating site PlentyOfFish.com.

 

This happened over a week ago, but for some reason, we're only finding out about it now:  KEANU REEVES was awakened at 4:00 A.M. one morning by sounds coming from his library. So he got out of bed and went to check it out.  What he found was a woman in her mid-40s, just sitting in one of his chairs. Keanu didn't freak out.  He started talking to the woman, who told him she'd come to meet him.  So he very calmly called 911, and told them they should probably hurry on over.  The woman was taken away for a psychiatric evaluation.

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