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10/16/13 Arnold Needs it 5 Times a Day

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Wednesday, October 16, 2013

 

TOM ARNOLD says that ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER needs it FIVE TIMES A DAY . . . and he has "female companions" who come to his house to take care of his needs.  His home is also frequently populated by MUSCLE MEN who work out in their underwear on his front lawn.

 

The British tabloids say KATIE HOLMES and GEORGE CLOONEY might have something going on, after hitting it off at a dinner party.  A source says, quote, "Katie really has her sights set on him.  There is a genuine connection . . . They are enjoying their new flirtation."  Meanwhile, JAMIE FOXX denies rumors that HE'S dating Katie.

 

Radar Online claims that MILEY CYRUS is dating THEO WENNER . . . the son of "Rolling Stone" founder JANN WENNER. A source says, quote, "Miley talks about how hot Theo is and how nice he's been to her.  She's definitely completely in lust with him . . . She said she's never met anyone as sweet as Theo." Theo is 26 . . . and he previously dated LIV TYLER, who's 10 years older.

 

KRIS HUMPHRIES finally unloaded the engagement ring he gave to KIM KARDASHIAN.  It was auctioned off at Christie's in New York for $749,000. Kris will pocket $620,000.  The rest is the auction house's cut.  The ring was reportedly worth $2 million when Kris bought it.

10/15/13 Britney's Digital Diet

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Tuesday, October 15, 2013

 

When BRITNEY SPEARS released her new video "Work [B-Word]", there was some talk that she looked a lot thinner than usual . . . and that maybe she'd gone on a DIGITAL DIET, so to speak. Well, a few raw images of the video have surfaced, and they APPEAR to show that Britney was a little bit thicker before some computer trickery was employed to slim her down.

 

JENNIFER LOPEZ may be getting tired of her latest plaything.  She's reportedly getting ready to break up with CASPER SMART.  A source says, quote, "She's been hinting that the spark is gone. "They're obviously in very different places in their lives . . . She enjoyed the relationship for what it is, but now that giddiness has turned to sadness." One thing making it tough for her to let go is Casper's relationship with her twins, Max and Emme.  The source says, quote, "They love Casper.  Jennifer's probably going to at least stay friends with him [for their sake]."

 

Just so you know, SYLVESTER STALLONE was charging $445 for photo ops at New York Comic Con this past weekend, and $395 for autographs.  SIGOURNEY WEAVER charged $200 for photos and $185 for her autograph.  And WILLIAM SHATNER and PATRICK STEWART were "only" charging $75 for autographs.

 

Kris Jenner’s sister claims she cheated on husband Bruce Jenner. Karen Houghton said Kris admitted to cheating but she wouldn’t say when it took place. Houghton says Bruce is the nicest guy and would have never cheated on her sister and that Kris will find a new man in two days.

10/14/13 Mechael Douglas Lied

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Monday, October 14, 2013

 

SHIA LABEOUF was reportedly punched in the face and kicked in the groin because he was filming two women puking on a sidewalk in London.  They asked him to stop, but he refused . . . so a random stranger who happened by attacked him.

 

A 2-year-old son that Minnesota Vikings star ADRIAN PETERSON didn't even know he had until recently was beaten to death by his mother's boyfriend.  The attack occurred Wednesday, and the boy died Friday.  Peterson played Sunday in the Vikings' loss to the Carolina Panthers.

 

JUSTIN BIEBER has been accused of sucker-punching a club DJ's manager at a bar in South Korea because the DJ wouldn't play hip hop for him.  The incident even prompted a Tweet from DEADMAU5, who said, quote, "Dear Justin Bieber, would you please grow the [eff] up already?  In the meantime, put a shirt on, and stay away from nightclubs."

 

MICHAEL DOUGLAS LIED about having throat cancer.  He actually had TONGUE cancer.  So why did he lie?  Because he was about to do press for the "Wall Street" sequel, and tongue cancer is a lot more serious. He says, quote, "The surgeon said, 'Let's just say it's throat cancer.'"  The doctor also told Michael that if they had to do surgery for tongue cancer, he could potentially lose part of his jaw and tongue.

 

KIM KARDASHIAN was driving around L.A. the other day, being hounded by the paparazzi, as usual.  But her solution was to shield her face with her purse.  WHILE DRIVING. Oh, and her daughter North was in the car with her.

10/11/13 Miley Offered to Direct Porn

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Friday, October 11, 2013

 

A smut company called GameLink has offered MILEY CYRUS $1 million to DIRECT an X-rated movie.  That's right, DIRECT.  She doesn't have to have sex, take her clothes off or even appear onscreen.  And they'll give her full creative control.

 

We keep hearing that KRIS and BRUCE JENNER are still, like, SUPER HAPPY AWESOME FRIENDS, and still TOTALLY LOVE EACH OTHER AND STUFF. But listen to what Kris told some magazine called "New You" . . . quote, "The one regret, if I had to do it over, would be divorcing Robert Kardashian.  But then there wouldn't have been Kendall and Kylie, so that's the way I look at it." She added, quote, "Everything happens for a reason, and we learn from our mistakes.  I thought I was so smart when I was young;  I was fearless."

 

A new book coming out claims that SHERYL CROW personally witnessed then-boyfriend LANCE ARMSTRONG doping back in 2004, in the form of an illegal blood transfusion. The book says, quote, "Rather than try to hide the transfusion from her, Armstrong was completely open about it.  He trusted that Crow would have no desire to tell the press or anyone else about the team's doping program. He explained that it was simply part of the sport . . . that all cyclists were doing the same thing." Sheryl and Lance broke up in 2006 . . . but in 2011, Sheryl was contacted by grand jury investigators who were considering a federal indictment against him. Under a deal that protected HER from prosecution, Sheryl told the investigators what she saw.  But a few weeks later, the grand jury dropped the case.

 

Before AMANDA BYNES got locked up, she commissioned a $10,000 grill from celebrity jeweler Ben Baller.  Unfortunately, he's been unable to get it to her, so now it's just collecting dust. He posted a picture of it on Instagram and asked his followers what he should do with it.

10/10/13 Kris Jenner Cougaring

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Thursday, October 10, 2013

 

OWEN WILSON is reportedly expecting a child in January with his personal trainer.  She's married, but has been separated since before she and Owen started fooling around.  Owen also has a son who was born in January of 2011.  He and the mother broke up a few months after the birth.

 

After several years together and two kids, JESSICA SIMPSON still doesn't trust fiancé ERIC JOHNSON.  At least that's what the "Star" tabloid claims. Sources tell the magazine that Jessica is so worried about Eric cheating that she's been firing female staff members so he won't be tempted. One source says, quote, "Jessica is away a lot for work, so that leaves Eric at home with the kids and staff. She doesn't want him to have any pretty girls around.  She even let go of a longtime employee and family friend because she feared Eric was flirting too much."

 

Sources say KRIS JENNER left BRUCE so she could start COUGARING.  One source says, quote, "The separation was Kris' idea.  She's tired of being held down.  She wants to date, and she wants to date younger men."  She's already been linked to "Bachelor" BEN FLAJNIK and BRITNEY SPEARS' ex, JASON TRAWICK.

 

KHLOE KARDASHIAN and LAMAR ODOM were spotted together Tuesday, in an SUV headed for KRIS JENNER'S house.  This was after Kris and her husband BRUCE announced their separation.   Meanwhile . . . TMZ says Lamar is flying to New York for meetings with several NBA teams.  And he's bringing proof that he's CLEAN.

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