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11/20/14 Adoptee Turns Down Kim K.

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Thursday, November 20, 2014


People with way too much time on their hands get upset every year when "People" doesn't give the Sexiest Man Alive honor to RYAN GOSLING. But what if they've approached him several times, and he's turned them down? A "source" says that's exactly what happened . . . quote, "They tried a few times, especially during his huge year in 2011. The consensus was he's too serious for it, too artsy." But a "People" editor was quick to note that this year's honoree CHRIS HEMSWORTH is NOT a backup plan . . . quote, "While I look forward to the day when Ryan Gosling is named Sexiest Man Alive, this was not his year.


The "Twilight" phenomenon is six years old now, and teenage girls are still obsessing over ROBERT PATTINSON . . . to the point where they're attacking his girlfriend FKA TWIGS on social media. But she's coming to terms with it. In an interview with "USA Today", FKA Twigs says she's realized she has no control over, quote, "14-year-old kids who should be in bed" . . . and adds, quote, "Vacuous attention feels disgusting. It's like a hangover. It's weird, I know that's not really because of me or what I'm doing . . . but nevertheless, the positivity that I get from [my relationship] makes the more challenging aspects . . . very worth it."


This is a sad sign of our times: Beyoncé, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lawrence, and Taylor Swift are all in the running to be "Time" magazine's Person of the Year. And you can actually vote for them on Time.com until December 6th. Obviously, there are more serious candidates, like . . . President Obama, Vladimir Putin, Pope Francis, the Presidents of Indonesia, China, Turkey, Brazil, and Iran, and the Prime Ministers of Israel and India.


A teenager from a children's home in Thailand turned down an offer to be adopted by Kim Kardashian, saying she preferred to stay in Thailand and live in poverty. The 13-year-old goes by the name Pink, and said she was very excited when she heard Kim wanted to adopt her but she decided to stay in Thailand and study instead of moving to America.

11/19/14 Bieber Spreading the Gospel?

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Wednesday, November 19, 2014


CHRIS HEMSWORTH, also known as “Thor”, has been named "People" magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. The runners-up include Chris Pratt, Blake Shelton, Bradley Cooper, Michael Strahan, Tim Tebow, and Idris Elba.


KIM KARDASHIAN says she saw her nude photo shoot as, quote, "an art project that was going to make me feel confident and feel good." She also says she would love to have more kids, and she's TRYING.


TRACY MORGAN's lawyer says he suffered a severe brain injury in that crash this summer, and may never fully recover. Quote, "He's still fighting and trying to live his life at the same time and trying to get better, and he's just not better."


A few months back, JUSTIN BIEBER supposedly got baptized in a friend's BATHTUB. And apparently he's getting serious about religion again. But no, he's not becoming AMISH, despite that silly hat he's been wearing. TMZ claims Justin is on some sort of religious "mission" trip in California. Supposedly he's spending two weeks hanging out with a pastor . . . and has, quote, "exiled himself from friends, alcohol, weed," and other ungodly things. They have a photo of him next to a Christian book called "Occupy All Streets", which apparently proves he's on a Jesus trip. Or not. Justin hasn't commented.


Are there any 14-year-old girls out there, with $280,000 in the bank, and in the market for a house in Canada? If so, this is your ticket . . .

JUSTIN BIEBER'S grandparents have their three-bedroom house in Ontario, Canada up for sale. Justin supposedly spent most of his childhood there. And here's the kicker: Several rooms were recently updated, but Justin's room has been left INTACT . . . to the point where it's still decorated the way he liked it, with the logo of the NHL's Toronto Maple Leafs on the bedding, curtains, and wallpaper.


11/18/14 Solange Knowles' Horrible Wedding Day

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Tuesday, November 18, 2014


KENDALL JENNER is denying rumors that she's dating JUSTIN BIEBER. In a new "Nightline" interview she said, quote, "He's a longtime friend of our family. Everybody loves to assume things, but no [we're not dating]." Elsewhere in the interview, Kendall says about her modeling career quote, "I'm not trying to use a family name or anything. In reality I worked pretty hard for this . . . It wasn't like I just got it magically and it's just happened."


This had to suck: SOLANGE KNOWLES broke out in hives on her wedding night in New Orleans on Saturday night. She looked fantastic in her wedding photos, but apparently she broke out sometime during the reception. Sources say it was probably some kind of food allergy. Solange left the reception with her sister BEYONCÉ, who was trying to shield her face from the paparazzi.


JADEN and WILLOW SMITH say some pretty bizarre things in a new interview. Like how you never learn anything in "normal school", and all the kids who go to them are "teenagery", "angsty" and "depressed". And Willow said, quote, "There're no novels that I like to read so I write my own novels, and then I read them again, and it's the best thing." Here's what Jaden had to say about TIME: "I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that's how I know it doesn't exist. It's proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It's relative to beings and other places."

11/17/14 Johnny Depp Wasted

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Monday, November 17, 2014


There’s a new recording of Amanda Bynes threatening to kill her parents but she says it was just a joke. In the recording, Amanda says : "If your father was my father…then you would understand why you'd want to slit his wrists. I haven't decided how I want to murder him…” She also says: “Nothing would give me greater pleasure than slitting his throat.” After the audio clip was released she tweeted: "By the way - i was obviously joking about hurting my family - i straight up don't believe in harming a soul."


JOSE CANSECO's reattached finger didn't stay reattached for long. On Friday he Tweeted, quote, "I was playing in a poker tournament last night and my finger fell off. Someone took a video of it." He added, quote, "My finger should have been amputated from the beginning. It was very loose with no bone to connect it. It was also smelling really bad." Then he Tweeted a DISGUSTING picture of the finger before it fell off, with the caption, "Maybe I will sell it on eBay. After all that finger hit 462 home runs."


JOHNNY DEPP was at the Hollywood Film Awards over the weekend, and when he got to the podium, he seemed WASTED. He started off by commenting on the "weirdest microphone" he'd ever seen . . . slurred his way through the entire speech . . . and had trouble standing straight on his own.


JENNIFER LAWRENCE may be rich . . . but that doesn't mean she's ready to embrace the high price of upscale living in Los Angeles. In fact, she recently bought a couch at Ikea. She says, quote, "It doesn't matter how much money I make, unfairness in prices really fires me up."

11/14/14 Cake Boss Arrested

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Friday, November 14, 2014


KIM KARDASHIAN supposedly wanted to "break the internet" with her recent butt photos. But according to the "Wall Street Journal", more people Tweeted about that spacecraft landing on a COMET.


"Cake Boss" star BUDDY VALASTRO was arrested for drunk driving at around 1:00 A.M. Thursday morning. New York City Police pulled him over after they saw his yellow 2014 Corvette driving erratically. He failed a field sobriety test, and they took him in. According to TMZ, he actually told the cops, quote, "You can't arrest me, I'm the Cake Boss!" He also told them he's a good guy, and they should just put him in a cab instead of arresting him.


BROOKE SHIELDS has a new book coming out called "There Was a Little Girl". And in one part she talks about how ANDRE AGASSI was hooked on METH in the early part of their relationship. Which might have contributed to THIS event . . . Brooke did a guest spot on "Friends" where she had to lick MATT LEBLANC's hand. And Andre got so jealous he stormed off the set. Brooke says, quote, "He said I made him look like a fool . . . and he got in his car and drove all the way to Vegas. Once there, he smashed all of his tennis trophies, destroying them in a rage."


Charlize Theron was left embarrassed the other day after a hiker 'called the police' on her. The hiker called 911 when she heard Charlize Theron's son crying and screaming but it turns out he was just in a time out.

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