Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

1/21/15 Bieber's Roast

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Wednesday, January 21, 2015
JENNIFER LOPEZ doesn't like that there's no term like "cougar" to describe
a man who dates younger women.  She says, quote, "I hate that they have a
label for a woman who would date a younger guy.  If a younger guy is
interested in you, what's the big deal?  What's the word for the man who's
after younger girls? . . . "There's just a little bit of an imbalance
there.  Not fair."
CHRIS HEMSWORTH says fame and fortune isn't all it's cracked up to be . .
. quote, "You get to Hollywood, you achieve something and then you
realize, '[Crap], it didn't actually bring me the happiness I thought it
was going to.  It didn't fix anything.'  Look, I mean I don't wake up,
look in the mirror and go, 'Yep, all is perfect.'"
  The subject of the next Comedy Central roast will be JUSTIN BIEBER.  And
he not only agreed to it . . . it was HIS IDEA.  A Comedy Central
executive joked, quote, "[He's] been asking us for a few years to roast
him.  We just kept telling him to go create more source material first. 
We're thrilled he listened."  The roast will tape next month and air
later this year.
Kim Kardashian tweeted out pictures of the jacket of her new book,
"Selfish", which is a collection of her favorite selfies... featuring LOTS
of Kim K. cleavage. The book is set to be released on April 28th, and it’s
described as having "many never-before-seen personal images from one of
the most recognizable and iconic celebrities in the world.” The publisher
also claims that Kim is "widely regarded as a trailblazer of the 'selfie
movement', who has mastered the art of taking flattering and highly
personal photos of herself.


1/20/15 Tiger loses tooth!

Tuesday, January 20, 2015
TIGER WOODS made a surprise appearance in Italy yesterday, where he
watched his girlfriend LINDSEY VONN win her record 63rd World Cup skiing
title.  But it was Tiger who ended up getting more attention. He was
keeping a low profile while in the crowd . . . by disguising himself as a
SKELETON.  Sort of.  He wore a stocking cap, sunglasses, and a mask with a
black and white skeleton print over his mouth. And that ended up being a
little ironic, because Tiger left with one less tooth than when he
arrived.  Someone's camera knocked out one of his FRONT TEETH, when
everyone was rushing to podium after Lindsey's win.
The rumor that BRUCE JENNER is becoming a woman is so pervasive it's
practically accepted as FACT at this point.  And KRIS JENNER isn't happy
about that. A source says, quote, "Kris has been pressuring Bruce to issue
a statement about ongoing sex change rumors, and she wants it to be a very
strong denial . . . But whenever the subject comes up, Bruce just shuts
her down. A source says, quote, "This is extremely sensitive for Bruce,
and it's his choice not to address it."

1/19/15 Nick & Mariah Divorcing

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Monday, January 19, 2015


NICK CANNON officially filed for divorce from MARIAH CAREY on December 12th, but the news just broke on Friday, along with a few other details. First of all, when they got together, Mariah was worth around $150 MILLION . . . while Nick brought less than $500,000 to the table. He's made several million since then, but at least some of that probably happened because he was Mr. Mariah Carey. We don't know how they settled things, but they did have a prenup. There's also a confidentiality clause. Mariah has to pay $500,000 if she violates it, while Nick only has to fork over 250K. Probably because he was worth so much less when it was written.


On "The View" Friday, guest host NAYA RIVERA fired some shots at JUSTIN BIEBER over his constant shirtlessness. She said, quote, "It's annoying. You look like a [D-bag]. Girls don't want to date guys that are constantly in a mirror. Like, stop. Go fix something in the house. That's hotter."


Lindsay Lohan,  who is famous for getting into many highly-publicized car accidents has a new gig ... as a TV pitchwoman for car insurance. Lindsay is shooting a commercial for Esurance, a subsidiary of Allstate, which gives you rates online or on the phone.  The ad might just run during the Super Bowl.

1/16/14 Bobby Brown Admits to Cheating

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Friday, January 16, 2015


Lifetime's WHITNEY HOUSTON movie on Saturday night will be followed by a special called "Bobby Brown: Remembering Whitney". It's what it sounds like: BOBBY BROWN talking about Whitney.

In a preview clip, Bobby says both he and Whitney were unfaithful . . . quote, "There was infidelity in the marriage, yes, on both parts. Both of us cheated on each other, period. So that's hard to swallow for both of us. I just think when two people that love each other as much as we loved each other, when they start drifting apart different people come into the situation, into the scenario, and we make mistakes."


CHRIS BROWN's probation was revoked yesterday because he traveled to San Jose for a show without permission. Here's what you're probably going to LOVE about this: Chris had been on probation since 2009 for assaulting RIHANNA . . . and was only EIGHT DAYS AWAY from completing it.


DENZEL WASHINGTON is America's favorite actor, according to the annual Harris Poll. He's followed by John Wayne, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Tom Hanks.

1/15/15 Kurt Busch's Wild Story

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Thursday, January 15, 2015


The widow of the dead ex-boyfriend JENNIFER ANISTON recently talked about letting get away is upset that Jennifer is seemingly using his name for publicity while she's out pimping her new movie. She says, quote, "It pains me to read the headlines that allude to her losing him tragically when in fact she was not present during his long and difficult illness."


"In Touch Weekly" has a Photoshopped picture of BRUCE JENNER as a woman on its cover . . . and claims he's going to come out as transgender this year with a cover story in the LGBT magazine "The Advocate". Kris Jenner is said to be outraged with “In Touch Weekly” over the photo.


NASCAR driver KURT BUSCH is either a little BONKERS, or he has a VERY WILD taste in women. And chances are, BOTH are true.To make a long story short: Kurt's ex-girlfriend Patricia Driscoll claims he smashed her head against a wall three times last fall, so she wants a court to issue a restraining order, and force him to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. They've been in court this week . . . and this story is flying COMPLETELY off the rails. Here's what you need to know: Kurt claims Patricia is a trained ASSASSIN, who's dispatched on covert missions around the world. He says, quote, "Everybody on the outside can tell me I'm crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand." She's supposedly talked to him about how she would take down drug lords with long-range sniper rifles and close combat tactics . . . like using knives and poison. One time, Patricia told him she was a mercenary who killed people for a living and showed him pictures of bodies with gunshot wounds.

The very next day, Patricia left in camouflage gear, and returned later wearing a trench coat . . . over an evening gown . . . that was covered in BLOOD and other stuff. Other times, she'd come back bruised up.

He also said Patricia once told him that a female character in "Zero Dark Thirty" was a composite of her and other women. Of course, the movie is about the CIA's hunt for Osama bin Laden.

Amazingly, a personal assistant of Kurt's backed up some of this, saying that Patricia once told him she was an assassin for the U.S. government, and added, quote, "I take down foreign governments. I own Washington."

Now, if you worked in intelligence . . . and possibly even killed some people . . . wouldn't you want to keep that on the 'down low'? Because assuming that is the case, Patricia seems to be TERRIBLE at keeping her side gig under wraps. Seriously, it sounds like she can't stop blabbing about it. For the record, Patricia says all this is "ludicrous," but Kurt did NOT make it up. Instead, it's the plot of a SCREENPLAY she's been writing for the past eight years.

Anyway, Kurt admits to getting a little physical with Patricia when she refused to leave his motor home, after showing up unannounced. He says he, quote, "cupped his hands around her face," but denies smashing her head against any walls.

He says she's a rejected ex-girlfriend out for revenge, not a victim of abuse. Oh, and one last interesting note: Kurt claimed that Patricia had barged into his motor home after he had watched the 1997 BRAD PITT movie "Seven Years in Tibet" following a race.

He said, quote, "It was a moving experience . . . It was a spiritual movie. There were some tearjerker moments."  In a text to Patricia that night, Kurt told her that he was crying, lying on the floor and didn't know "which way was up."

Patricia claims she went over to check on him after several worrisome texts . . . however, Kurt says he was fine . . . and that he was NAKED when Patricia showed up, which added to his frustration that she wouldn't leave.


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