Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

6/11/13 Chad Johnson Arrested

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Tuesday, June 11, 2013
 
These days everyone's talking about how much the government may be spying on us . . . but SHIA LABEOUF KNEW IT FIRST. Back in 2008, he was on the "Tonight Show" to hype his movie "Eagle Eye". And he said that an FBI consultant on the film told him one in five phone calls made are recorded and logged. Shia said, quote, "And I laughed at him. And then he played back a phone conversation I'd had two years prior to joining the picture . . . It's extremely creepy."
 
Former NFL star CHAD JOHNSON got arrested in the middle of a court hearing after he playfully slapped his male attorney on the backside. The judge was not amused. She refused to accept a plea deal that she was just about to sign off on, telling Chad, quote, "I don't know that you're taking this whole thing seriously."
 
Beyonce was photographed with her one-year-old daughter, Blue Ivy, in a hot tub and then posted the picture on tumblr. The picture posted of a sleeping Blue Ivy clinging to her mother's bosom may have gotten a lot of oohs and awws from her fans but now the backlash has begun because children under five years old are never supposed to be in a hot tub due to too much heat exposure.

6/10/13 Jessica Simpson Lawsuit

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Monday, June 10, 2013
 
ELIN NORDEGREN has MILLIONS of dollars and a new man. You'd think she's moved on. But maybe she hasn't. According to "Us Weekly", she still has a lot of anger when it comes to TIGER WOODS. A source says, quote, "She hates LINDSEY VONN and everything about this romance." She's also, quote, "angry Tiger even has visitation rights with the kids."
 
Reddit users have come up with their own list of the 100 hottest women in the world, and MILA KUNIS won by a landslide. She was followed by Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lawrence, Olivia Wilde and Alison Brie.
 
JUSTIN BIEBER tried to sneak into a Hollywood nightclub through a back door on Saturday night, but he got kicked out after rapper GAME gave him a shout-out from the stage . . . which alerted security to his presence. A source says, quote, "Security saw him and escorted him out immediately. He left right away, he seemed really embarrassed."
 
Tabloid sources say that Lindsay Lohan has written letters to friends and ex-boyfriends, trying to explain herself and make peace. One of her friends said, “Lindsay’s working through a lot of stuff, and she had an overwhelming urge to write to these people and explain herself. But she always does this when she’s in trouble. It’s like she’s trying to find closure.”
 
Jessica Simpson has been hit with a bizarre lawsuit that accuses her of stealing a stranger's baby -- for a photo shoot! The suit was filed by a man who claims that Jess, then pregnant for the first time, asked to hold his infant son at a department store meet and greet. When he agreed, a photographer whipped out his camera and began clicking away, snapping pics that would later end up on the cover of OK! magazine -- identified as the first pics of Simpson's then-unborn baby. Christopher Hurst is suing Jessica and the mag for damages totaling $75,000, according to TMZ.

6/7/13 Kanye & Kim Splitsville?

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Friday, June 7, 2013
 
The website MediaTakeOut.com says KANYE WEST may have dumped KIM KARDASHIAN. Supposedly, their lifestyles are incompatible because he can't stand the cameras being on him all the time . . . and that's basically what Kim is all about.
 
DR. CONRAD MURRAY . . . who's currently in jail for killing MICHAEL JACKSON . . . sent Michael's daughter PARIS a message from prison. He said, quote, "I wanted you to know I'm here for you. I've never been gone. I always will be available to listen to you, answer your questions, or to share with you the plethora of beautiful and savored untold stories of your father, as well as his venerable thoughts of you that he shared with me."
 
Audio has surfaced of JUSTIN BIEBER and his goons taking a photographer's camera. In the audio, Justin can be heard telling his people to, quote, "grab that camera" . . . and telling the photographer, quote, "Alright, alright. I'm gonna give you your camera back. I'm gonna take your SIM card though." Meanwhile, the photographer is pleading for his equipment back.

6/6/13 Paris Jackson Suicide Attempt

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Thursday, June 6, 2013
 
MICHAEL JACKSON'S 15-year-old daughter PARIS was rushed to the hospital early yesterday morning after a suicide attempt. According to various reports, Paris took about 20 Motrin and cut one of her wrists with a kitchen knife. She also left a suicide note, but the contents haven't been revealed. A family attorney issued a statement saying Paris is "physically fine and is getting appropriate medical attention."
 
The "Star" tabloid claims that LEONARDO DICAPRIO went on a SHAGGING SPREE during the Cannes Film Festival. He threw massive parties on his yacht and made SEXY TIME with SEVEN DIFFERENT WOMEN.
 
If this isn't karma, I don't know what is: "Girls Gone Wild" scumbag JOE FRANCIS is freaking out because someone got a hold of a sex tape he and his girlfriend made, and they're threatening to sell it.
Joe's attorney says, quote, "[We] will take all necessary steps to determine who in fact has done this and who is attempting to distribute the video. When we catch you, we will see that you are prosecuted to the fullest extent of both the criminal and civil laws."
 
TIGER WOODS is once again the World's Highest-Paid Athlete, according to Forbes.com. He's pulled in $78.1 million over the past year in prize money, endorsements, appearance fees and other sources. Tennis stud ROGER FEDERER was second, with $71.5 million, followed by KOBE BRYANT with $61.9 million.

6/5/13 Kim / Kris Divorce Final

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Wednesday, June 5, 2013
 
TYSON BECKFORD has posed NEARLY NAKED in the British edition of "Cosmo" for cancer awareness. Just so you know.
 
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT and her boyfriend, actor BRIAN HALLISAY, are expecting. He's one of her co-stars on "The Client List". They've been dating a little over a year, and sources say Jennifer is about three months along. Jennifer is 34 years old.
 
KATE WINSLET is pregnant for the third time. This will be the first child for Kate and her third husband. He's a British dude who goes by the name NED ROCKNROLL. He's the nephew of billionaire RICHARD BRANSON.
 
KIM KARDASHIAN and KRIS HUMPHRIES are officially divorced, which means that Kim will not give birth to her baby next month while still married to a guy who's not the father. The divorce became official on Monday, 581 days after Kim filed. (So even though everyone still refers to it as a 72-day marriage, it technically lasted almost two years.) Details of the settlement were not disclosed, but they had a prenup, so Kim's fortune was pretty well protected.
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