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3/11/15 Johnny Depp Seriously Injured

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Wednesday, March 11, 2015
 
At least we know that ASHTON KUTCHER is a hands-on dad . . . because he went on a Facebook rant about going into a men's bathroom with his daughter Wyatt and not finding a changing table. He said, quote, "There are NEVER diaper changing stations in men's public restrooms.  The first public men's room that I go into that has one gets a free shout out on my FB page!  ‪#‎BeTheChange" As of last night, his post had more than 225,000 likes.
 
CHLOE SEVIGNY likes when celebrities are actually "great movie stars."  She says she loves Angelina Jolie and Emma Stone . . . but is NOT a fan of Jennifer Lawrence, who she thinks is, quote, "annoying and too crass." Let the Cat fight commence.
 
While in Australia to film the fifth Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Johnny Depp was seriously injured. However, he was not on set, nor filming at the time and we're not sure exactly what happened. Any amateur detective would suspect alcohol played a role in this mysterious injury. It happened over the weekend, on his personal time. A spokesperson from Disney confirmed that Depp is flying to the United States for surgery on his hand. Johnny should have no issues covering the medical expenses due to the fact the he is making 90 million dollars on this movie.
 

3/10/15 Taylor Swifts Insures Legs

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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

 

Rumor has it that HARRISON FORD'S wife CALISTA FLOCKHART does NOT want him to fly anymore.  A source says, quote, "Calista is laying it on the line with him . . . No more flying." If you haven't heard, Harrison suffered a broken pelvis, and he had surgery on it over the weekend.  He also had a broken ankle and cuts to his forehead.  It's crazy that, at 72 years old, he wasn't more seriously hurt.

 

"New York" magazine has a long article on NBC News, and it includes an interesting anecdote:  Apparently, BRIAN WILLIAMS wants to . . . or at least WANTED to . . . host his own late-night talk show. First he was interested in taking over for JAY LENO on "The Tonight Show" . . . but NBC said no.  Then he talked with CBS about the possibility of being DAVID LETTERMAN'S successor.  That didn't pan out either.

 

25-year-old Taylor Swift has reportedly taken out a $40 million insurance plan on her legs. She did it because she didn’t want to risk loss of income if anything happened to her long legs. Taylor is estimated to be worth $200 million, thanks to her sell-out tours and popular records.

 

Not even a deadly car crash can stop Bruce Jenner from transitioning to womanhood. According to Radar Online, Bruce has scheduled sex-change surgery for this summer. The site says he'd temporarily slowed down his therapy in the aftermath of that accident last month, in which he slammed into the back of another car in Malibu. But now things are full steam ahead and he'll be having the surgery in late summer.

3/9/15 Nick Gordon Checks Into Rehab

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Thursday, March 9, 2015
 
"Time" magazine's new list of "The 30 Most Influential People on the Internet" includes . . . Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, Justin Bieber, Gwyneth Paltrow, YouTube stars Bethany Mota and "PewDiePie," and Vine sensation Nash Grier.
 
People are selling sealed BAGS OF AIR from KANYE WEST concerts, and there are idiots actually bidding on them.  Not all of them are receiving interest, but one had 90 bids and was up to $60,100.  The listing has been removed, and it's unclear if a transaction took place.
 
It's a good thing JOHN STAMOS has a sense of humor, because this is the kind of thing that could crush a guy's ego: John posted a picture of himself outside the San Francisco house that was used as the exterior of the Tanner home in "Full House".  There were four young people checking the place out, and they had no idea that Uncle Jessie was standing right there. He captioned it, "Boy, these youngsters have 0.0 idea what they're missing.  #Fullhousehouse.  #TURNAROUND."
 
A source says CHRIS BROWN started paying child support when he found out he had a daughter last month, and he was paying more than a court would have made him.  But he thinks his baby-mama has been talking to the media, so he's slowing the gravy train.  
 
One of BOBBY BROWN's relatives said there's "strong evidence" of foul play in BOBBI KRISTINA's near-drowning, and that NICK GORDON is under suspicion for attempted murder.  Meanwhile, Nick checked into rehab after taping his appearance on "Dr. Phil", which was actually an intervention.
 

3/6/15 Harrison Ford Crashes Plane

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Wednesday, March 6, 2015
 
HARRISON FORD crashed a small plane on a golf course in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon, and was hospitalized with cuts to his head.  But he's fine and he'll make a full recovery. He was flying a vintage two-seat World War Two-era training plane, and there were no other passengers. Apparently it stalled right after he took off from the Santa Monica Airport.  So he reported engine trouble . . . requested an immediate return . . . and was on his way back when he had to make an emergency landing. The plane went down over the Penmar Golf Course . . . hit a tree . . . and landed on the tee box of the eighth hole with one of the wings touching the ground.
 
Sources say SUSAN SARANDON and her boyfriend Jonathan Bricklin have broken up after five years.  She's 68, he's 37.  Supposedly they split because of a project he's doing for AOL, where he documents his life over six months with handheld cameras.
 
We've all heard the rumor that Kanye West is a total control freak.  But does it go THIS far?  A British tabloid says that even the POSES Kanye and Kim strike for the press are planned. Quote, "They practice everything in the mirror before they go to events. Kanye makes sure they know exactly what they are going to do so it looks totally natural."
 

3/5/15 Chris Brown Baby Mama Drama

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Thursday, March 5, 2015
 
It looks like CHRIS BROWN really IS the father of a 9-month-old baby girl, because KARRUECHE TRAN is leaving him over it.  Yesterday she Tweeted, quote, "Listen.  One can only take so much.  The best of luck to Chris and his family.  No baby drama for me." Meanwhile, TMZ has posted some pictures of Karrueche partying with the baby-mama, a 31-year-old model named Nia Gonzalez. A source says they're not really friends, they've just found themselves at the same event a few times.  Probably thanks to Chris.
 
Earlier this year, a photo of TOM HANKS taking up two seats on the subway started making the rounds.  And now, he wants everyone to lay-off.  He says, quote, "There were like 14 seats that were free.  So all I was [doing] was relaxing on the train ride uptown.  So hey Internet, back off!"
 
"OK!" magazine has a strange video of TAYLOR SWIFT walking backwards out of a garage.  Apparently, one of her bodyguards thought it would be a good way to keep her from being photographed by the paparazzi outside.
 
Dr. Phil is on his way to Atlanta to help the troubled boyfriend of Bobbi Kristina Brown. Nick Gordon tweeted: “I’m so hurt I wanna do myself in, I know I have to strong.” He also tweeted “You all blame me but I tried my best and it wasn’t good enough sorry.” The tweets come as his girlfriend Bobbi Kristina remains in a coma. Dr. Phil apparently saw the tweets and is worried about Gordon so he is flying out to Atlanta to help him. Portions of their interview will be televised... of course.
 
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