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8/16/13 Kourtney K. Gets Paternity Test

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Friday, August 16, 2013
 
LISA ROBIN KELLY . . . who played TOPHER GRACE'S older sister on "That '70s Show" . . . died in her sleep Wednesday night at a rehab clinic. She was only 43. The cause of death was cardiac arrest. Lisa had been arrested several times over the past few years, for DUI, spousal abuse and other offenses. She'd checked into rehab on Monday.
 
Ladies, just so you know, JESSICA ALBA told "Women's Health UK", quote, "I have cellulite and stretch marks . . . and I have a muffin top."
 
As you've heard by now, a male model named Michael Girgenti has been claiming to be the TRUE father of KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN'S son Mason. Well, Kourtney finally put those rumors to rest by getting a PATERNITY TEST. And as it turns out, Kourtney's boyfriend SCOTT DISICK IS the father. She issued a statement yesterday saying, quote, "After three-and-a-half years of rumors and lies being spread by an individual I met briefly at a photo shoot, I am setting the record straight that Scott is Mason's father. While it saddens me to have to address these ridiculous lies . . . especially when the truth was never in doubt . . . this story must be put to rest."
 
The tabloids have been saying KIM KARDASHIAN won't show up in public until she's lost all her baby weight. But she, KANYE WEST and their daughter NORTH were spotted on Wednesday, going to a medical clinic. No shots of North's face, though. Her baby carrier was covered.

8/15/13 Former Bachelor Contestant Commits Suicide

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Thursday, August 15, 2013
 
GIA ALLEMAND . . . a Top 3 finisher on Season 14 of "The Bachelor" . . . is dead of an apparent suicide. She was only 29 years old. TMZ says her boyfriend RYAN ANDERSON of the NBA's New Orleans Pelicans found her hanging and unconscious in her New Orleans home on Monday. She'd been on life support, but she was too far gone, so it was shut off yesterday.
 
DAVID ARQUETTE was reportedly fired from a movie called "Something About Her" . . . because he's DRINKING again. The official reason given for his departure was "creative differences", but sources say he showed up one day not fit to work and, quote, "The director had no choice but to fire him on the spot. Everyone on the set was pissed and disappointed."
 
CHAKA KHAN may not be the only person LINDSAY LOHAN drove out of the Cliffside rehab facility. So-called "sources" say five more women and one man also cut out because they couldn't deal with her. One source says, quote, "Lindsay mostly clashed with the girls in the rehab because she always needed so much attention and acted like a spoiled brat . . . They just couldn't take her [crap]."

8/14/13 Celebrity Pre-Fame Jobs

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Wednesday, August 14, 2013
 
JENNIFER GARNER says she purposely goes to events without BEN AFFLECK so she doesn't lose her own identity. She tells "Allure" magazine, quote, "It's a very conscious decision . . . I think especially for women, they can really lose their identity and just become 'wife of'." She also says she's afraid of Botox because she has a big forehead.
 
A new list of celebrities and their pre-fame jobs tells us that Sean Connery was a milkman, Kanye West worked at the Gap, Whoopi Goldberg was a phone sex operator, Ellen DeGeneres was an oyster shucker, Sylvester Stallone was Lion cage cleaner at the Central Park Zoo and Jon Hamm was Porn movie set designer.
 
Reportedly, Lindsay Lohan developed an online shopping addiction in rehab and spent $5,000 a day. A former patient who attended rehab with Lindsay, said she would shop online all day and it was like an addiction. The source says she would drop $5,000 a day, mostly on clothes. And the constant stream of boxers and packages to the gates of the rehab center annoyed the staff, and residents.
 
With baby North West here, Kim and Kanye are busy planning their next media event -- a wedding. Us Weekly says, quote, "They've been discussing marriage for a while. A wedding is in the works." And in keeping with their lavish lifestyle, it's going to be big.

8/13/13 Affleck's Visit to Lohan

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Tuesday, August 13, 2013
 
Pictures surfaced yesterday of JUSTIN BIEBER serenading his grandmother . . . while he was NAKED with nothing but a guitar covering his naughty bits. This went down last October at granny's house over Canadian Thanksgiving. Justin came out of his room like that to mess with everybody.
 
The "National Enquirer" has released the full audio of the tape MONICA LEWINSKY made for BILL CLINTON during their affair. It's basically just Monica laying out a plan for how they're going to see each other. Although at one point she suggests, quote, "I could take all my clothes off and start . . . well, I won't. Because I know you wouldn't enjoy that."
 
This is what you call a complete lack of self-awareness. VICTORIA BECKHAM was doing a photo shoot and interview for "Vogue" magazine in London. And during the course of the conversation, she said that her family is, quote, "much more normal than people think." As soon as she was done with "Vogue", she left for parent-teacher night for one of her kids. In a HELICOPTER.
 
The website Jalopnik.com says KANYE WEST just bought two SUVs that are fully-armored and cost A MILLION BUCKS EACH. The vehicle is called the Prombron, and it's made by a Latvian company called Dartz.
 
BEN AFFLECK met secretly with LINDSAY LOHAN while she was in rehab, but it wasn't to offer her a movie role, as some sites are reporting. Ben went to rehab himself back in 2001, so he was basically just there to offer her support and advice. Meanwhile, sources say Lindsay came out of rehab TOTALLY clean, which means she's not even taking Adderall anymore.

8/12/13 LiLo Partying Again

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Monday, August 12, 2013
 
JUSTIN THEROUX turned 41 on Saturday, and JENNIFER ANISTON threw him a party at their Bel Air mansion. The guest list was INSANE. Check out who showed up: Ben Stiller, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen, Jason Bateman, Laura Dern, John Krasinski and Emily Blunt, Tobey Maguire, Lake Bell, Will Arnett, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi, and Jimmy Kimmel.
 
We've had so few legitimate opportunities to talk about KEVIN FEDERLINE lately that it is an honor and a privilege to announce the following to you: On Saturday, August 10th, your man K-Fed married his Baby Mama #3, Victoria Prince, in Las Vegas. Kevin is 35 . . . Victoria is 30. She's a former pro volleyball player who now teaches special ed.
 
A judge has extended AMANDA BYNES' psychiatric hold for another 30 days. In order to keep Amanda for another month, doctors had to convince the judge that she's, quote, "gravely disabled as a result of a mental disorder." Obviously, they did. But on a positive note, Amanda was reunited with her dog Thursday night. The same dog she accidentally doused with gasoline while lighting that driveway fire last month.
 
"Us Weekly" claims LINDSAY LOHAN spent all night partying with the boy band THE WANTED last Wednesday, and left the next morning looking "worse for wear." But her rep says that while Lindsay DID visit the guys, the rest of the story is, quote, "completely false."
 
MILEY CYRUS has a condition that results in an elevated heart rate. And according to the "National Enquirer", her doctors have told her to stop smoking pot and drinking caffeine, because both can make it worse. But she won't. A source says, quote, "Miley knows she probably shouldn't be smoking, but she loves getting high. Besides that, most of her friends smoke too."
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