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11/17/14 Johnny Depp Wasted

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Monday, November 17, 2014

 

There’s a new recording of Amanda Bynes threatening to kill her parents but she says it was just a joke. In the recording, Amanda says : "If your father was my father…then you would understand why you'd want to slit his wrists. I haven't decided how I want to murder him…” She also says: “Nothing would give me greater pleasure than slitting his throat.” After the audio clip was released she tweeted: "By the way - i was obviously joking about hurting my family - i straight up don't believe in harming a soul."

 

JOSE CANSECO's reattached finger didn't stay reattached for long. On Friday he Tweeted, quote, "I was playing in a poker tournament last night and my finger fell off. Someone took a video of it." He added, quote, "My finger should have been amputated from the beginning. It was very loose with no bone to connect it. It was also smelling really bad." Then he Tweeted a DISGUSTING picture of the finger before it fell off, with the caption, "Maybe I will sell it on eBay. After all that finger hit 462 home runs."

 

JOHNNY DEPP was at the Hollywood Film Awards over the weekend, and when he got to the podium, he seemed WASTED. He started off by commenting on the "weirdest microphone" he'd ever seen . . . slurred his way through the entire speech . . . and had trouble standing straight on his own.

 

JENNIFER LAWRENCE may be rich . . . but that doesn't mean she's ready to embrace the high price of upscale living in Los Angeles. In fact, she recently bought a couch at Ikea. She says, quote, "It doesn't matter how much money I make, unfairness in prices really fires me up."

11/14/14 Cake Boss Arrested

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Friday, November 14, 2014

 

KIM KARDASHIAN supposedly wanted to "break the internet" with her recent butt photos. But according to the "Wall Street Journal", more people Tweeted about that spacecraft landing on a COMET.

 

"Cake Boss" star BUDDY VALASTRO was arrested for drunk driving at around 1:00 A.M. Thursday morning. New York City Police pulled him over after they saw his yellow 2014 Corvette driving erratically. He failed a field sobriety test, and they took him in. According to TMZ, he actually told the cops, quote, "You can't arrest me, I'm the Cake Boss!" He also told them he's a good guy, and they should just put him in a cab instead of arresting him.

 

BROOKE SHIELDS has a new book coming out called "There Was a Little Girl". And in one part she talks about how ANDRE AGASSI was hooked on METH in the early part of their relationship. Which might have contributed to THIS event . . . Brooke did a guest spot on "Friends" where she had to lick MATT LEBLANC's hand. And Andre got so jealous he stormed off the set. Brooke says, quote, "He said I made him look like a fool . . . and he got in his car and drove all the way to Vegas. Once there, he smashed all of his tennis trophies, destroying them in a rage."

 

Charlize Theron was left embarrassed the other day after a hiker 'called the police' on her. The hiker called 911 when she heard Charlize Theron's son crying and screaming but it turns out he was just in a time out.

11/13/14 Kim K Doesn't Break the Internet

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Thursday, November 13, 2014

On Tuesday Kim Kardashian exposed her famous backside on the Internet for the world to see. Her goal was to break the Internet. That didn’t happen, so yesterday more photos were released from her Paper Magazine photo shoot and these show Kim front and center wearing nothing but a necklace. Again, she did not break the Internet like she planned and she has been inundated with negative responses.

 

A multi-part interview with MAMA JUNE SHANNON from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" begins airing tonight on "Entertainment Tonight". And June admits that she never even read the court documents spelling out what her alleged boyfriend Mark McDaniel did to her daughter Chickadee back in 2002. She also downplays the relationship, saying, quote, "It's not like I'm seeing him every day." When asked if she believes McDaniel molested her daughter, June says, quote, "I do believe that, you know, something happened." But she added that she told Chickadee, quote, "not to bring up the past again."

 

In her new book, Brooke Shields reveals she lost her virginity to Dean Cain when she was 22. Brooke says she had sex for the first time with Dean who was a Princeton classmate and afterwards, she was buck naked streaking down a hallway and running like she had just stolen someone's wallet. But Cain leapt up and ran after her with the comforter in his arms and hugged her tight.

11/12/14 Booty Bang

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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

 

Things like padded panties, butt surgeries and workouts to plump up the glutes are becoming bigger business than ever . . . and experts say it's because pop culture is currently infatuated with BOOTY. One plastic surgeon says that when he asks patients whose butt they want, the most frequent answers are KIM KARDASHIAN, NICKI MINAJ, and JENNIFER LOPEZ.

 

MARK WAHLBERG says that LEONARDO DICAPRIO didn't want to work with him on the movie "The Basketball Diaries". He told the director, quote, "No way, I'm not making a movie with Marky Mark." But they DID do the movie, and they became friends.

 

JENNIFER ANISTON has amassed a $150 MILLION fortune . . . and yet, the tabloids are always saying that at 45, she's miserable, has bad luck with men, desperately wants kids, and is on the brink of an emotional breakdown. But Jennifer says she has no idea what that's all about. She tells "Harper's Bazaar", quote, "How many times can I be out there in the world, enjoying my life, and yet the narrative is 'Poor, Sorry, Sad in Love Jen' . . . I've had more fun post-40 than I can remember, from a work point of view, a physical point of view, [and] a psychotherapeutic point of view."

 

11/11/14 Justin Bieber Paid Up

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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

 

It's possible that JOAN RIVERS died of too much propofol, according to a federal investigation into her death at the Yorkville Endoscopy clinic in New York City. Also, the medical team failed to notice Joan's blood-oxygen level had dropped below normal for a full 15 minutes before they started trying to resuscitate her.

 

Remember when JUSTIN BIEBER egged his neighbor's house earlier this year? Well, it's going to cost him. The "L.A. Times" says Justin forked over more than $80,000 in restitution to make the misdemeanor vandalism charge go away. (And that's on top of the cost of the eggs, which was likely $2 to $3 a carton . . . unless he sprung for $6 organic, free-range eggs.)  Justin has also completed six of 12 court-ordered anger management classes . . . and he also has five days of community service to do. For that, he's supposedly working for MusiCares, where he'll be doing physical labor including "painting walls and moving office furniture."

 

Josh Hutcherson may be taking the Hunger Games a bit too seriously. In a recent interview with British GQ, Josh admits he'd like to sample human flesh. He says, "I don't want somebody to die for me to eat them. However, if someone happened to die, from natural causes and it was not so taboo...I'm curious. I want to know what it tastes like. Like you want to know what a pigeon tastes like, you know, except a human. They're all animals."

 

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