Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

10/31/13 Lindsay Lohan Back on the Sauce?

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Thursday, October 31, 2013

 

Whether it's surgery, better health regimens, or Photoshop, celebrities are a lot more well-preserved than they used to be.  It's to the point where we forget just how old some of these people are. Check out some surprising facts that'll force it to sink in for you . . .

At 52, George Clooney is a year older than Wilford Brimley was when "Cocoon" was released.

At 71, Harrison Ford is two years older than Burgess Meredith was when "Rocky" came out.

At 65, Samuel L. Jackson is two years younger than Jack Lemmon was when he did "Grumpy Old Men".

At 59, Denzel Washington is a year younger than Andy Griffith was when "Matlock" premiered.

At 54, Tom Cruise is the same age as Tommy Lee Jones when he did "Men In Black".

At 51, Demi Moore is the same age as Rue McClanahan when "The Golden Girls" debuted.

 

Celebrity chef GUY FIERI got into a wicked fight with his HAIRDRESSER after they landed at the airport in San Francisco.  Guy was inside an SUV and the hairdresser was on the outside. He was throwing punches at Guy through the open door . . . swearing and CRYING the whole time.  Guy was throwing kicks back at him.  A source says it was just a drunk thing that escalated, and they're fine now.

 

LINDSAY LOHAN has been hitting clubs again.  And while nobody's caught her drinking yet, people close to her say she has definitely slid back into old habits. One source saw Lindsay at a party in L.A. last week, and says, quote, "She was definitely drinking alcohol.  She got increasingly sloppy as the hours went on. At one point Lindsay was literally hanging on to a couple of her friends, like they were holding her up."

 

The paparazzi asked CONRAD MURRAY how MICHAEL JACKSON would feel about people blaming him for Michael's death . . . and he had the STONES to say that Michael would be, quote, "absolutely appalled."  He also said that Michael would probably tell all his fans who are judging Murray to, quote, "take a look in the mirror."

10/30/13 Will & Jada Split

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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

 

LADY GAGA has been named "Glamour" magazine's Woman of the Year.  She tells the magazine she's, quote, "Not conventionally beautiful" . . . but she adds, quote, "I've always been OK with that.  I'm not a supermodel.  That's not what I do.  What I do is music.

 

A new biography on JACK NICHOLSON that hit stores yesterday claims that Jack and MERYL STREEP were DOING IT on the set of the 1987 movie "Ironweed".  BIG TIME. The book says, quote, "Often during shooting, his Winnebago seemed to be balanced on four overworked Slinkys." The book also quotes an old newspaper gossip item from 1987 that said, quote, "Whatever is going on inside that Winnebago it's starting to get out of hand, to the point where it's embarrassing a lot of people on the set"

 

CHRIS BROWN is going to rehab.  His rep says, quote, "His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point." 

 

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are reportedly living apart in what’s being called a trial separation. The two haven’t been seen in public in more than two months and sources say Jada recently moved in with her brother. The couple is seeing how being separated works out and it might be permanent.

 

Kanye West is lobbying to get Kim Kardashian her first Vogue cover. He said, “There's no way Kim Kardashian shouldn't be on the cover of Vogue. She's like the most intriguing woman right now.” He went on, “And collectively, we're the most influential with clothing. No one is looking at what [Barack Obama] is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a [bikini] pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day.”

10/29/13 Dr. Murray Released

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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

 

MILEY CYRUS says it was easier to be naked during the making of her "Wrecking Ball" video than it was to cry . . . because she feels more vulnerable crying.  She also says the sledgehammer-licking just sort of happened because the director told her to, quote, "look like you're in love with it."

 

In a radio interview yesterday, KANYE WEST said there will be FIGHTER JETS at his wedding.  He also said he and KIM KARDASHIAN haven't decided whether to televise it.  But if they do he says, quote, "I would take as much as possible . . . because you know me and Kim are in the exploitation business.  We get paid to exploit ourselves."

 

DR. CONRAD MURRAY was released from prison at 12:01 A.M. yesterday morning, after serving two years of a four-year sentence.  His attorney said he was, quote, "elated" to be out.  And his first stop was IN-N-OUT BURGER.  He rolled in just before 1:00 A.M.

 

In his new autobiography, "Undisputed Truth", MIKE TYSON talks about how BRAD PITT once begged him not to beat his ass.  It happened about a quarter-century ago, when Brad was messing around with Tyson's ex, ROBIN GIVENS.  Tyson showed up at Robin's house, and Brad was already there.  He claims Brad pleaded with him, saying, quote, "Dude, don't strike me.”

 

CHRIS BROWN was released from a D.C. prison yesterday, after spending the night in lockup for allegedly punching a man.  Brown's felony assault charge was reduced to a misdemeanor, and he pleaded not guilty.  So did a bodyguard who was also arrested for hitting the guy.

10/28/13 Chris Brown Arrested

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Monday, October 28, 2013

OLIVIA WILDE and JASON SUDEIKIS are expecting their first child.  A source says, quote, "They are incredibly happy.  They're very excited to welcome a new member into their family."

 

Just because JUSTIN BIEBER is in between girlfriends, that doesn't mean he's not getting any.  A Panamanian prostitute told a local newspaper that Justin sampled her talents in Panama City earlier this month.

 

Last week I told you ORLANDO BLOOM and MIRANDA KERR have split up after three years of marriage. Now, there are rumors that Miranda's obsession with JUSTIN BIEBER may have had something to do with it.  They met at a party last year and spent HOURS together.  Orlando wasn't happy.

 

CHRIS BROWN was arrested yesterday in Washington, D.C. for allegedly punching a guy in the face after he tried to photobomb a picture Chris was taking with two female fans.  Chris reportedly said, quote, "I'm not into this gay [crap].  I'm into boxing."  Then he popped the guy in the face, and so did his bodyguard.

 

At least three US publishers are locked in a battle for the rights to Angelina Jolie’s autobiography, with at least $48 million already on the table. A publishing insider confirmed, "Whoever gets her will be sitting on a gold mine. Her book is guaranteed to top the bestseller lists in virtually every country on the planet and even an advance of that size would be recouped within weeks." Angelina says she’s ready to tell everything, and believes that “the time is now right.”

10/25/13 Orlanda & Miranda Split

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Friday, October 25, 2013

 

MARY MCCORMACK kicked her husband out of their house on Sunday after she found out he was messing around with KATHARINE MCPHEE. Michael Morris knew the photos were being shopped around, and he actually tried to buy them himself.  But he was outbid by TMZ.  So he fessed up to Mary, and she sent him packing. Katharine has been separated from her husband for six months, but a source says she's still, quote, "SO embarrassed she was caught" messing around with Morris.

 

PAULY D'S baby-mama claims she has texts from Pauly in which he tried to get her to abort the baby that was conceived during their Vegas fling.  But yesterday Pauly said, quote, "Sometimes in life things aren't planned and they may even scare you at first, but they end up being a blessing."

 

ROBIN THICKE shared some advice he once got from his father, sitcom legend ALAN THICKE.  Robin was staring at a pretty girl, and Alan told him, quote, "What if there's a prettier girl sitting two tables away?  Now she's not going to feel special."

 

BRAD PITT has reportedly been STINKING lately, because he's given up using soap.  He feels that it's full of toxins and it's both bad for the planet and speeds up the aging process.  Instead he uses, quote, "a homemade concoction of lemons, water and apple cider vinegar."

 

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are over as husband and wife. The couple has split after three years of marriage. A rep for Bloom said. "In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months. After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation." The two began dating in 2007 and were married in July 2010. Kerr gave birth to their son, Flynn, on Jan. 6, 2011.

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