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4/24/14 "People" Mag's Most Beautiful

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Thursday, April 24, 2014

 

LUPITA NYONG'O tops "People" magazine's Most Beautiful list.  She says that when she was young, she equated beauty with what she saw on TV . . . quote, "light skin and long, flowing, straight hair."  But she adds, quote, "[My mother] always said I was beautiful.  And I finally believed her at some point." Some of the other women on this year's list are Julia Roberts, Jennifer Lawrence, Julianna Margulies, Keri Russell, Jenna Dewan-Tatum, Mindy Kaling, Pink, Amber Heard, Gabrielle Union, Molly Sims, Stacy Keibler and Kerry Washington.

 

KRISTEN STEWART has reportedly found love again . . . with a FEMALE friend.  Her name is Alicia Cargile, and she was there to pick up the pieces after Kristen got DUMPED by ROBERT PATTINSON. The two recently went to a resort in Palm Springs together, and a source says, quote, "She put her arms around Kristen's neck and Kristen put her hands on her waist. After about 30 seconds, Kristen started laughing, kissed Alicia right on the lips then rested her head on Alicia's chest and hugged her tight."

 

OLIVIA WILDE and JASON SUDEIKIS are officially parents.  Olivia actually gave birth to a baby boy on Sunday, but they didn't announce it until yesterday.  They named him Otis. Olivia Teeted  a picture of herself with her new baby, and captioned it, quote, "Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building!  (I'm the building)."

 

ALICIA SILVERSTONE has a new parenting book, and it's as loopy as you'd expect.  Alicia rails against diapers, tampons and a non-plant-based diet, which according to her fills the uterus with TOXIC SLUDGE.  She's also anti-vaccine, and thinks kids and parents should sleep together in a "family bed."

 

JUSTIN BIEBER apologized for praying at a Japanese shrine honoring war criminals.  He'd posted a photo at the shrine with the caption, quote, "Thank you for your blessings."  He later took it down, and said, quote, "I was misled to think the shrines were only a place of prayer.  To anyone I have offended I am extremely sorry."

4/24/14 Drew Barrymore Welcomes Baby

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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

 

DREW BARRYMORE and her husband Will Kopelman welcomed a baby girl yesterday.  They named her Frankie Barrymore Kopelman. This is their second child.  Their first, a daughter with the even LESS normal name of Olive, is 19 months old.  Drew is 39 . . . Will is 36.

 

Just because CAMERON DIAZ is 41 and childless, that doesn't mean she's BARREN.  She says, quote, "If I wanted kids, at any point in life, I would have them. But I'm certain that if at any point I wanted a child, that child would find its way into my life, whether through adoption, or through being in a relationship with somebody who has a child." Cameron also wants you to know, quote, "I don't believe in antiperspirant.  It's really bad for you.  I haven't used it for almost 20 years." She adds, quote, "You're stinky, because you use antiperspirant.  It keeps all the stink in.  "Let it go and just trim your armpit hair so it doesn't hold onto the scent."

 

A list of Hollywood's worst tippers includes Sean Penn, Madonna, Bill Cosby, Britney Spears, Tiger Woods and Rachael Ray . . . who actually believes waiters and waitresses should only be tipped $7. Britney Spears once threw change at the feet of a valet attendant and said, "There's your tip."  She also left a $26 tip on a $500 bill, which comes to 5%.

 

After attending church on Easter Sunday, KRIS JENNER hit up a pot dispensary called Dementia, where she bought a $200 bong. Kris says she isn’t taking up a new hobby . . . she bought it for her MOTHER.

4/22/14 More LiLo Drama

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Tuesday, April 22, 2014

 

CHARLIE SHEEN and porn starBRETT ROSSI will reportedly make The Big Mistake on November 22nd. A source says, quote, "It's going to be extremely elaborate, and Charlie has told Brett to plan the wedding of her dreams, with no cap on the budget."  There's a rumor that they wanted to do it sooner, but Brett supposedly isn't divorced from her last husband yet.

 

Even though we think KRIS and BRUCE JENNER are still separated, Kris posted an old picture of them together to mark their 23rd anniversary. She captioned it, quote, "Happy Anniversary to one of the most amazing men I know!!!!  I love you, Wow 23 years!!!!!"

 

MERYL STREEP once thought she wasn't pretty enough to be an actress.  She said, quote, "I was always in plays, but I thought I was too ugly to be an actress.  Glasses weren't fabulous then."  She also said she used to hate her nose . . . but added that you have to learn to embrace what makes you different.

 

LINDSAY LOHAN is denying she gave an interview to a men's magazine in which she drank vodka and talked about having sex with JARED LETO and a guy who's married with kids. Lindsay did a photo shoot for "Kode" magazine, but her reps say the accompanying interview is BOGUS. Among other things, the magazine claims that Lindsay was drinking vodka during the interview, and took ecstasy at Coachella.  They also have her bragging about a guy she's seeing who once sent a jet to pick her up, and is, quote, "married with kids."

 

Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan revealed she had suffered a miscarriage during the filming of her self-titled reality show. But sources close to the Lindsay told RadarOnline that they believe Lohan was never pregnant: She made up the story to garner sympathy and as a way to explain her unprofessional behavior during the eight-part series. “She absolutely made it up,” said one source. “Lindsay was never pregnant during filming the reality show for OWN, or in the months after. Lindsay knew she was being perceived as a total slacker, not showing up on time for photo shoots, call times and refusing to shoot. So this is what Lindsay does. She lies! Her family and friends had no clue about her ‘pregnancy’ and subsequent miscarriage. Lindsay is once again her own worst enemy.”

 

This might be a little weird:  TIGER WOODS' ex-wife ELIN NORDEGREN and his current girlfriend LINDSEY VONN are supposedly GOOD FRIENDS. The word is that Elin decided to get to know Lindsey because she realized that Lindsey was going to be in her children's lives . . . and they hit it off.

4/21/14 LiLo Reveals Miscarriage

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Monday, April 21, 2014

 

On the finale of her reality show last night, LINDSAY LOHAN revealed that she suffered a MISCARRIAGE during filming.  She didn't say who the father was.  But she said, quote, "No one knows this, I had a miscarriage for those two weeks that I took off.  It's a very long story, but that's why on the show when it says she doesn't want to come down, I couldn't move, I was sick.  Mentally, that messes with you." Immediately after the show aired, Lindsay's mom DINA Tweeted, quote, "Oprah call me."  But she quickly deleted the Tweet. As you probably know, the show airs on Oprah's TV channel OWN.  It's not clear why Dina needed Oprah to call her . . . or if Oprah feels any urgency whatsoever when Dina "demands" a call from her.

 

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS has been dating ANNA KOURNIKOVA for 12 years . . . and his father JULIO IGLESIAS still hasn't met her. Enrique says, quote, "The last 14 years, 15 years of my life have flown by.  And that's the only way I can truly explain it.  There's no reason why . . . it's not his fault, and it's not my fault."

 

Even though more than enough people signed that WhiteHouse.gov petition to deport JUSTIN BIEBER to require the White House to respond, they decided to pass the buck.  They said they WON'T be commenting, basically because it's not their department.

 

MILEY CYRUS is still recovering from her "extreme allergic reaction" to antibiotics . . . and on Friday, she announced that she's canceling the remaining dates of her U.S. tour. But she's planning on going ahead with the European leg of the tour, which begins on May 2nd in Amsterdam.

4/18/14 LiLo Admits to Sex List

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Friday, April 18, 2014

 

LINDSAY LOHAN has finally admitted that she wrote that epic list of her sexual conquests.  She said, quote, "That was actually my fifth step in AA at Betty Ford.  And someone, when I was moving during the OWN show, must have taken a photo of it.  And so that's a really personal thing and it's really unfortunate . . . I talk about it on the last episode on the OWN show, so to be continued."

 

WHOOPI GOLDBERG is now a columnist for a website called The Cannabist.  And yesterday, she published a love letter to her VAPE PEN.  Of course, she's not a recreational user.  It's all about the GLAUCOMA for her. She says, quote, "The vape pen has changed my life.  No, I'm not exaggerating.  In fact, her name is Sippy.  Yes, she's a she.  And yes, I named her Sippy because I take tiny, little sips . . . sassy sips, even . . . from her. --And with each sip comes relief . . . from pressure, pain, stress, discomfort."

 

JUSTIN BIEBER is trying the Kanye West thing, and telling the paparazzi to stop talking to him.  He told one guy, quote, "I'm not about to answer any of your questions, man.  You can keep filming, just don't talk."  When the guy said he was just doing his job, Justin replied, quote, "It's okay, just don't talk."

 

In an online chat, TRACY MORGAN was asked who was the most famous person he's ever passed gas in front of that he's definitely sure smelled it.  He said it was KATE UPTON.

 

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