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8/13/13 Affleck's Visit to Lohan

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Tuesday, August 13, 2013
 
Pictures surfaced yesterday of JUSTIN BIEBER serenading his grandmother . . . while he was NAKED with nothing but a guitar covering his naughty bits. This went down last October at granny's house over Canadian Thanksgiving. Justin came out of his room like that to mess with everybody.
 
The "National Enquirer" has released the full audio of the tape MONICA LEWINSKY made for BILL CLINTON during their affair. It's basically just Monica laying out a plan for how they're going to see each other. Although at one point she suggests, quote, "I could take all my clothes off and start . . . well, I won't. Because I know you wouldn't enjoy that."
 
This is what you call a complete lack of self-awareness. VICTORIA BECKHAM was doing a photo shoot and interview for "Vogue" magazine in London. And during the course of the conversation, she said that her family is, quote, "much more normal than people think." As soon as she was done with "Vogue", she left for parent-teacher night for one of her kids. In a HELICOPTER.
 
The website Jalopnik.com says KANYE WEST just bought two SUVs that are fully-armored and cost A MILLION BUCKS EACH. The vehicle is called the Prombron, and it's made by a Latvian company called Dartz.
 
BEN AFFLECK met secretly with LINDSAY LOHAN while she was in rehab, but it wasn't to offer her a movie role, as some sites are reporting. Ben went to rehab himself back in 2001, so he was basically just there to offer her support and advice. Meanwhile, sources say Lindsay came out of rehab TOTALLY clean, which means she's not even taking Adderall anymore.

8/12/13 LiLo Partying Again

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Monday, August 12, 2013
 
JUSTIN THEROUX turned 41 on Saturday, and JENNIFER ANISTON threw him a party at their Bel Air mansion. The guest list was INSANE. Check out who showed up: Ben Stiller, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen, Jason Bateman, Laura Dern, John Krasinski and Emily Blunt, Tobey Maguire, Lake Bell, Will Arnett, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi, and Jimmy Kimmel.
 
We've had so few legitimate opportunities to talk about KEVIN FEDERLINE lately that it is an honor and a privilege to announce the following to you: On Saturday, August 10th, your man K-Fed married his Baby Mama #3, Victoria Prince, in Las Vegas. Kevin is 35 . . . Victoria is 30. She's a former pro volleyball player who now teaches special ed.
 
A judge has extended AMANDA BYNES' psychiatric hold for another 30 days. In order to keep Amanda for another month, doctors had to convince the judge that she's, quote, "gravely disabled as a result of a mental disorder." Obviously, they did. But on a positive note, Amanda was reunited with her dog Thursday night. The same dog she accidentally doused with gasoline while lighting that driveway fire last month.
 
"Us Weekly" claims LINDSAY LOHAN spent all night partying with the boy band THE WANTED last Wednesday, and left the next morning looking "worse for wear." But her rep says that while Lindsay DID visit the guys, the rest of the story is, quote, "completely false."
 
MILEY CYRUS has a condition that results in an elevated heart rate. And according to the "National Enquirer", her doctors have told her to stop smoking pot and drinking caffeine, because both can make it worse. But she won't. A source says, quote, "Miley knows she probably shouldn't be smoking, but she loves getting high. Besides that, most of her friends smoke too."

8/9/13 LiLo Dating Rehaber

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Friday, August 9, 2013
 
KATE UPTON says she felt "terrible" about herself after her first "Sports Illustrated" cover . . . quote, "I'm not a toy, I'm a human. I'm not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your [crap] out." She would also like you to know that she's not a dumb blonde.
 
The Huffington Post has put together a slideshow of celebrities who are Sexy Over 60. It includes Pierce Brosnan, Susan Lucci, Jane Seymour, Helen Mirren, Jeff Bridges, Tom Selleck, Jane Fonda and Richard Gere, among others.
 
After that nightclub brawl in the Hamptons last weekend, JUSTIN BIEBER ended up going home with two sexy cocktail waitresses.  One of them was 24 . . . the other was 32. In fact, they may have had something to do with the brawl. Sources now say that the guy Justin's crew beat up had been wearing a bowtie . . . and one of the waitresses took it and put it on during the course of the night. Well, when the waitresses left with Justin, the guy ran out to get his bowtie back, and that's when the chaos ensued.
 
Amanda Bynes' forced psychiatric hospitalization was set to expire last night, but her parents are reportedly hoping doctors will seek a legal ruling to keep Amanda locked up for at least another 30 days. A source has shared that Bynes appears to be suffering from schizophrenia and needs more time to respond to her new drugs. The insider explained, “She's not improving yet. She's still delusional. These meds take longer than a week to work, and she's only been given them for about a week." The 30-day extension would give the doctors time to make their case for a state temporary mental health conservatorship.
 
Lindsay Lohan is reportedly dating a guy she met in rehab. Sources say LiLo hooked up with a 23-year-old male patient while she was at the Cliffside Malibu treatment center. The sources say the two flaunted their romance which upset other patients and forced the guy out of the facility. He was sent to an all-male facility.

8/8/13 Lamar Odom Cheating Scandal

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Thursday, August 8, 2013
 
A website made a list of Hollywood's Top 5 Perfect and Filler-Free Lips. They chose Gina Torres, Jennifer Hudson, Ellen Page, Rosario Dawson and Alicia Silverstone. I guess they don't believe Angelina Jolie's pout is legit.
 
JOHN STAMOS is taking a 19-year-old woman who lost all her limbs to a bacterial infection to Disneyland. John posted a picture of himself at the hospital bedside of Kaitlyn Dobrow, along with a message that said, quote, "I'm ONLY doing this 'cause they asked. I said no press. But this story is a must read -- plus me and katie have a date to Disneyland."
 
This is just now coming out, but someone stole JAMES GANDOLFINI'S $3,000 Rolex watch from his hotel room in Rome on the day he died last month. It's believed it was taken during all the commotion that was taking place when he had his fatal heart attack, but so far there aren't any suspects.
 
LINDSAY LOHAN was in rehab with singer CHAKA KHAN . . . but Chaka was so annoyed by Lindsay's antics that she left a week early just to get away from her. A source says, quote, "Lindsay was just doing stupid stuff for attention, so Chaka told her she was childish and told her to grow up. She started yelling at Lindsay. Told her to knock it off, asking her if she came to rehab to get well, or just to piss around."
 
Another woman has come forward claiming she had an affair with Khloe Kardashian's husband Lamar Odom. A lawyer claims she had a six-week affair this summer with Lamar after they met at a hotel in Hollywood in June. The woman says Odom was living at the hotel when she met her so she assumed that he had split from Khloe. --The woman, by the way, passed a lie detector test. --She said the Kris Jenner even showed up to her apartment when Odom was there but he refused to answer.

8/7/13 Usher's Son in ICU

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Wednesday, August 7, 2013
 
TMZ posted some pictures of CHARLIE SHEEN vacationing in Hawaii with three topless porn stars, and suggested that they were his new live-in GODDESSES. But Charlie says it's not true. Yesterday he posted a picture of himself with his daughters Sam and Lola, along with the caption, "Contrary to all the silly rumors, these are the only girls I'm living with. Who's got it better than me?"
 
SYLVESTER STALLONE and BRUCE WILLIS had some kind of falling out, and Willis is now OUT of "The Expendables 3". But HARRISON FORD is IN. Stallone Tweeted the following about Bruce . . . quote, "GREEDY AND LAZY ...... A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILURE."
 
USHER'S 5-year-old son USHER RAYMOND THE FIFTH is in intensive care at an Atlanta hospital, after almost drowning on Monday. Usher the Fifth was at the bottom of his pool trying to get a toy out of the drain when his arm got stuck. When he was finally rescued, he was given CPR and rushed to a nearby hospital. Doctors say he's going to be okay.
 
DUSTIN HOFFMAN'S rep announced yesterday that he has been successfully treated for cancer. She said, quote, "It was detected early and he has been surgically cured. Dustin is feeling great and is in good health." There's no word what kind of cancer Dustin had, but his rep said he'll continue to undergo preventative treatments so it doesn't come back. Dustin is 75 years old.
 
MARK WAHLBERG had some advice for JUSTIN BIEBER during an interview with a British newspaper. He said, quote, "Justin, are you listening? Don't be so naughty, yeah? Be a nice boy, pull your trousers up, make your mom proud and stop smoking weed, you little bastard."
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