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9/19/14 Miley Cyrus in Trouble

Friday, September 19, 2014

 

MILEY CYRUS might be in a little trouble for her antics during a show in Monterrey, Mexico earlier this week. Miley was wearing a giant, fake BUTT and twerking, while two male dancer spanked her.  And one of them hit her with the Mexican flag.  To make matters worse, the concert went down on September 16th . . . Mexican Independence Day. And now, state officials want the Mexican government to charge Miley for desecrating the flag, and punish her with a $1,270 fine and 36 hours in JAIL.

 

PEYTON MANNING doesn't just do Papa John's commercials, he also owns a bunch of locations in Denver.  And he says business is BOOMING . . . because everyone in Colorado is getting high.  He says, quote, "Pizza business is pretty good out here, believe it or not, due to some recent law changes."

 

Someone is selling a mason jar on Craigslist, which supposedly contains KEVIN SPACEY'S BREATH.  The seller says he got it while working on the set of "American Beauty", and that Kevin had "some sort of chicken pasta" just before breathing in it.

 

Now that they have a boy and a girl, JESSICA SIMPSON and ERIC JOHNSON are done having kids, barring any slip-ups.  Jessica says, quote, "Oh, we are done.  I SAY we're done.  I don't want to accidentally get pregnant one day and then that poor kid feels like it wasn't meant to be or something.  [But] we've got the girl and we've got the boy."

 

According to a list posted by the Italian media, GEORGE CLOONEY's wedding guests will include Bono, Ellen Barkin, Sandra Bullock and her son Louis, Matt Damon and his wife, Julia Roberts and her husband . . . and, of course, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.  Oh, and Lana Del Rey is going to sing.

9/18/14 Ben Affleck Admits to Counting Cards

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Thursday, September 18, 2014

 

He might be loaded, but George Clooney is reportedly NOT paying for his upcoming wedding to Amal Alamuddin in Venice, Italy. According to a source, quote, "Crazy enough her family is paying for most of it". The expected lavish affair will reportedly take place September 27 and will be "very classy."

 

Remember when Ben Affleck was accused of counting cards at a casino in Las Vegas back in April? Well, Ben has confirmed the reports. He admits, "That is a true story. I mean, that took place. I took some time to learn the game and became a decent blackjack player. And once I became decent, the casinos asked me not to play blackjack. I mean, the fact that being good at the game is against the rules at the casinos should tell you something about casinos."

 

The doctor who performed the biopsy that may have led to JOAN RIVERS' death has been identified as Gwen Korovin.  She actually has a lot of celebrity patients, including Celine Dion, Lady Gaga, Hugh Jackman, John Mayer and Brooke Shields.  MELISSA RIVERS reportedly wants her license revoked.

9/17/14 Jenny McCarthy Loses Ring

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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

 

Gwyneth Paltrow’s uncoupling ex, Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence have been enjoying date nights at home. A source said, "Jen has made a few visits to his Malibu house. Chris seems very respectful of Gwyneth and feels more comfortable spending time with Jen away from his family."

 

The doctor performing a biopsy on Joan Rivers’ vocal cords actually stopped to take a selfie in the procedure room while the comedian was under anesthesia. The doctor is believed to be Rivers' personal ear-nose-throat doctor, and he took the “selfie” just moments before she went into cardiac arrest. A member of the clinic’s staff told investigators about the doctor's questionable behavior and a director at the clinic has also resigned because of Rivers’ death. New York health authorities have launched an investigation into her death, amid questions about the exact nature of her surgery and who was treating her.

 

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes welcomed a baby girl... and managed to keep it a secret for 4 days. News broke in July that the couple was expecting when Eva was already seven months pregnant.

 

Shia LaBeouf has finally met someone crazier than he is. He has gotten a restraining order against a woman who, according to TMZ, "showed up at his house eating watermelon on the driveway" and screamed that she's going to blow up his house. She also said, "You are Albert Einstein and we belong together."

 

JENNY MCCARTHY just married DONNIE WAHLBERG a few weeks ago, and she's already lost her wedding ring.  But Donnie probably doesn't mind, because she lost it for a good cause. She says, quote, "We were staying in a hotel and . . . it's hard to get romantic with diamonds on your hand.  I removed it and put it on the room service table and then they came and turned down the room and the ring was gone."

9/16/14

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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

 

You have been warned:  KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are trying to reproduce again. In an Australian TV interview, she said, quote, "We're trying . . . I guess it's, like, all in God's hands." She added that being a parent has changed her a lot . . . quote, "Just everything has been put into perspective and nothing really matters more than spending time with your family and only doing the things that are really important to you."

 

WENDY WILLIAMS once bet that KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST'S marriage wouldn't last 72 days, and said she'd "eat crow" if they actually lasted.  It has.  In fact, they've made it over 100 days now. So, on her show yesterday, Wendy made good on her bet . . . LITERALLY.  She had a chef come in and cook her a gumbo . . . using ACTUAL crow meat.  She said it's "tough" meat . . . but it actually looked pretty good.

 

LINDSAY LOHAN wasn't exactly factually correct when she suggested that one of her duties when she did community service at the L.A. Morgue was to "roll a body bag for WHITNEY HOUSTON."  The Coroner's Office says, quote, "Ms. Lohan may well have cut and rolled plastic for us (which we use in lieu of body bags), but not specifically for any particular case."

9/15/14 Martha Vs. Gwyneth

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Monday, September 15, 2014

 

JAY Z might have revealed during a gig Friday night that he and BEYONCÉ are having another kid.  During the song "Beach is Better", Jay changed the line "I replace it with another one," to "pregnant with another one."

 

PARIS HILTON just bought a very tiny, white Pomeranian puppy that fits in the palm of your hand.  The puppy is only expected to weigh TWO POUNDS at the most when he's fully-grown.  It's unclear how much Paris paid, but the business that sells these dogs says it's worth $13,000.

 

Last year, MARTHA STEWART fired a shot across GWYNETH PALTROW's bow for trying to become a lifestyle goddess like Martha.  Well, it appears that Martha isn't done sniping. In a new interview she says, quote, "She just needs to be quiet.  She's a movie star.  If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart."

 

Lindsay Lohan claims that she 'rolled a body bag' for Whitney Houston’s corpse during her community service stint. In a recent interview Lohan called her punishment for violating her probation “f**ed and inappropriate.” She carried out 120 hours of community service in 12 hour shifts at the LA County Morgue between October 21st, 2011 and March 29th 2012. A month earlier on February 11th, Whitney Houston was found dead in a bathtub and Lohan claims that the workers there made her roll Houston’s body bag. She added: 'I know it sounds really dark and strange, but I thought it would be a lot worse. I kind of regulated a lot of it.’

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