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5/21/13 Celeb Money Troubles

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Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Just last month, JENNIFER LAWRENCE topped a survey of celebrities people would most like to see in a sex tape. But things change. MILA KUNIS has pulled ahead of Jennifer, 38% to 23%. Jennifer was followed by SOFIA VERGARA with 15% . . . ANGELINA JOLIE with 13% . . . and SELENA GOMEZ with 10%.
PARIS HILTON is at the Cannes Film Festival in France . . . because, you know, when you think about the finest in world cinema, you immediately think of Paris Hilton. She showed up with her boyfriend River Viiperi on Friday, and they were swarmed by fans and photographers. Well, River must not be used to the attention, because he was OBVIOUSLY not having a good time. And when a female fan got too close to Paris, he SHOVED her. Twice.
BARBARA WALTERS' 44-year-old daughter JACQUELINE DANFORTH was arrested for DUI on Sunday near Naples, Florida. Details haven't been released.
MARY J. BLIGE already owes $900,000 in back taxes to the state of New Jersey. But that's NOTHING. Because the IRS just filed a tax lien against her for $3.4 million. They say she didn't pay ANY federal income tax in 2009, 2010 or 2011. Mary J. is also being sued for defaulting on a $2.2 million loan, and her charity is being sued for not paying back a $250,000 loan.
SINBAD has filed for bankruptcy . . . for the second time since 2009. He claims he has $11 million in debt, including $8.3 million in state and federal back taxes. Also, he "only" earns $16,000 a month, which isn't enough to keep up with his bills. Meanwhile, he only has $131,000 in assets.

5/20/13 Beyonce Preggers

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Monday, May 20, 2013
It's still not official yet, but the BEYONCÉ pregnancy rumors are intensifying. E! Online is saying it has "confirmed" that she and JAY-Z are expecting again. But they're not naming their sources. Beyoncé addressed the rumors in an Instagram post, but she didn't DENY them. She also took the message down. It said, quote, "I can't stop the rumors from starting, and I can't really change people's minds who believe them. All I can do is sit back and laugh at these low life people who have nothing better to do than talk about me."
Sources say ROBERT PATTINSON and KRISTEN STEWART have broken up again . . . but they're still living together, so it's not necessarily over for good. A source says Kristen is, quote, "heartbroken" and "so sad" . . . but he adds that they're, quote, "going to stay living at Kristen's house because of the dogs . . . it's not fully over or he would have moved out."
 GEORGE MICHAEL was airlifted to a hospital after a Range Rover he was a passenger in crashed Thursday night on a British freeway. Paramedics say he suffered a head injury but is "recovering well". But his rep says he only suffered "superficial cuts and bruises."
Reportedly, Lindsay Lohan is avoiding Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife, Brooke Mueller at the Betty Ford Clinic. Sources say the Lindsay is avoiding Brooke because she is a drug addict. The sources say it's creeping Lindsay out that Brooke has been trying to strike up a friendship. The sources add that Brooke is extremely eager to become best friends with Lindsay while in rehab.

5/17/13 LiLo Gaining Weight

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Friday, May 17, 2013
"Teen Mom" skank FARRAH ABRAHAM still wants you to think she didn't mean to become a porn star. But she tried to sell the used bikini from her sex tape on eBay, and she's launching a summer tour of strip joints and an expo called Exxxotic in Fort Lauderdale.
During a performance the other night, KANYE WEST lashed out at the paparazzi . . . probably because he's still upset about hitting his head on that street sign. He said, quote, "I don't want no people runnin' up on me with cameras, trying to like sell pictures and [crap] to magazines, asking me dumb ass questions, throwin' me off my focus and [crap]. Harrasin' you all mutha[effin'] day. I ain't no mutha[effin'] celebrity."
Former NASCAR driver DICK TRICKLE committed suicide at a North Carolina cemetery yesterday. He was 71. Trickle actually called the cops ahead of time and told them they would find his dead body there. He left a suicide note, but there's no word what it said.
Lindsay Lohan is gaining weight in rehab now that the doctors took her Adderall away. Sources say LiLo has gained five pounds in a week since she stopped taking the drug at the Betty Ford Clinic. --She is complaining that she can’t stop eating and has no energy. Lohan says Adderall is the only thing that helps her with her ADHD but the doctors want her on a less addictive drug.

5/16/13 Angelina Getting Ovaries Removed

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Thursday, May 16, 2013
ANGELINA JOLIE hasn't said what she plans to do about her increased risk of ovarian cancer . . . or when she plans to do it. But the logical next step after having her breasts removed is to give her ovaries the same treatment. And "People" magazine says she's going to do that. But they're only getting this from an unidentified "source", not Angelina herself.
One of ANGELINA JOLIE'S doctors revealed an interesting bit of information about her breast reconstruction surgery: She has parts of a DEAD PERSON in her new boobs. During the reconstruction surgery, doctors used CADAVER SKIN to, quote, "create like a sling under the implant" . . . which gives the new jubblies a more natural look.
WENDY WILLIAMS has predicted that KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST will breakup 30 seconds after their baby is born. In fact, she believes that KRIS JENNER is already helping Kim get out of the relationship. She adds, quote, "[The Kardashians] just don't really understand what it's like to give up for other people."
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS is one of the richest celebrities in the world, because her family is LOADED. She's worth $3 billion, which is even more than OPRAH. She's also worth more than Tyler Perry, Diddy, Bono, Madonna, Dr. Dre, Will Smith and Ryan Seacrest COMBINED.

5/15/13 Brad Speaks About Angie

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Wednesday, May 15, 2013
ROD STEWART admits he took a lot of steroids in the '80s to help his voice. But he gave them up for various medical reasons . . . including the fact that they SHRUNK HIS JUNK. He says, quote, "The steroids will take down the swelling in any membrane . . . including your [package]."
BRAD PITT spoke out yesterday about ANGELINA JOLIE'S choice to undergo a double mastectomy. He said, quote, "All I want . . . is for her to have a long and healthy life, with myself and our children. This is a happy day for our family." He added, quote, "It was really important to her to share the story and that others would understand it doesn't have to be a scary thing. In fact, it can be an empowering thing, and something that makes you stronger and us stronger."
CHARLIE SHEEN'S ex-wife BROOKE MUELLER is currently in rehab, and Charlie's OTHER ex, DENISE RICHARDS, has custody of Charlie and Brooke's 4-year-old twin sons Bob and Max. Well, according to RadarOnline.com, Brooke has been to rehab 20 TIMES . . . and two of those times were when she was pregnant with Bob and Max. And both times, she was being treated for her addiction to CRYSTAL METH. A source says, quote, "It's truly amazing that she was able to hold onto custody of the boys for as long as she did. Brooke's road to getting custody back of the boys is going to be very, very long."
Some psycho got arrested after he showed up at ASHLEY TISDALE'S house. It probably didn't help that he had Tweeted her 19,000 times since November. Okay, it was actually only 18,888 times. Not surprisingly, the Tweets got pretty creepy. Like this one . . . quote, "My body is yours & even as friends I [effin'] love how I make u feel like mom maybe we both got issues cuz nobody's perfect."
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