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2/6/13 Chris Brown Lies (Shocker)

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Wednesday, February 6, 2013
 
MILEY CYRUS has announced that she'll never grow her hair again. --She says, quote, "I do not miss [long hair] . . . I could never see myself having long, long hair again. --I love [my short hair]. My fiancé [Liam Hemsworth] loves it, I mean, I'm feeling it. And it's so much easier to just go shave the sides once a week . . . I feel like short hair, the messier it is, the better it looks."
 
Kris Humphries filed legal papers yesterday saying he doesn't understand the urgency for a quick divorce with Kim Kardashian, and he shouldn't have to rush just because Kim got pregnant. By the way, the divorce proceedings have been going on for more than a year. --Kris's lawyer, Marshall Waller, said in the docs, "What is really going on here is that an 'urgency' in the form of an apparently unplanned pregnancy, something [Kris] had nothing to do with, is perceived by [Kim] as an opportunity to gain a litigation advantage by trying to force this court to prematurely set this matter for trial."  --TMZ expects the judge to set the divorce trial for March.
 
Chris Brown may have submitted bogus community service records to the courts. –Reportedly, Chris swore in an affidavit that he was picking up trash in Virginia when he was actually on a private jet to Cancun.

2/5/13 Lindsay Desperate for Attorney Back

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Tuesday, February 5, 2013
 
If you recall, BILL MAHER called DONALD TRUMP out over his stupid vendetta against PRESIDENT OBAMA by jokingly offering to give $5 million to charities of Trump's choice if he could prove his father wasn't an orangutan. Well, Trump produced his birth certificate, and now he wants that money. Yesterday, he even SUED Maher for it. He claims he has an "obligation" to his chosen charities to collect the money.
 
Lindsay Lohan will reportedly, do anything to get back her old lawyer, Shawn Holley -- even pay her legal bills. (Shocking, I know.) --According to TMZ, Lindsay is saying that she had no idea that she'd racked up such a huge tab -- reportedly as much as $150,000. But now that she knows, she's ordered her accountant to put Shawn at the top of the creditors' list. --Lindsay's been pulling in some cash with appearance fees, endorsements and a few acting gigs, but she's also been spending like mad. She and her mother Dina both flew first class to L.A. last week for her court hearing, and they wound up renting a suite at the swanky Beverly Hills Hotel.
 
Justin Timberlake's first live performance in five years wasn't without some controversy. --JT caused a minor stir Saturday when he took the stage in New Orleans. Before Justin launched into "Cry Me a River," which is allegedly about his breakup with Britney Spears, he said, "Sometimes in life, you think you found the one. But then one day you find out that she is just some bitch."

2/4/13 Justin and Selena Back On?

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Monday, February 4, 2013
 
JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ may be back together. Selena apparently spent the night at Justin's on Friday, and was spotted leaving early Saturday morning . . . trying to keep her face hidden, of course. --Sources say they were together at a joint called the Soho House on Friday night, before heading back to Justin's house.
 
Here's one way to get over TAYLOR SWIFT: Celebrate your 19th birthday with a STRIPPER. That's what HARRY STYLES of ONE DIRECTION did on Friday night. --It all went down at a bar in England. NIALL HORAN and some other friends were with Harry, and the stripper was dressed as a cop. Unfortunately, they weren't in a strip club, so she couldn't get naked. But she did give him a lap dance. --Harry says, quote, "It was great. I was in stitches . . . it was really funny."
 
KATIE COURIC admitted on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" last week that she went on a date with LARRY KING 26 years ago. But while she treated it as more of a learning experience, Larry had something else on his mind. Katie says, quote, "He lunged . . . and I started laughing a little bit because the whole situation was out of a bad Lifetime movie." She eventually told him he was "interesting" and "nice", but she should find someone her own age.
 
AMANDA BYNES loves her some cannabis. But does she love it too much? TMZ says Amanda is looking for a new place to live because pot-smoking is frowned upon in her current apartment building. --Amanda's landlord actually sent her a letter saying her lease is being terminated . . . because they've been getting complaints of HAPPY SMOKE coming from her apartment "morning, noon and night." --She's also been seen toking in the HALLWAYS. --Amanda had a moving van out in front of the building on Friday.

2/1/13 Nicole Kidman Claims She's Natural

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Friday, February 1, 2013
 
Katie Holmes’ is reportedly planning to enroll in law school. --An insider says, quote, “Katie started acting when she was a teenager, and she’s grown tired of that world.” --Katie wants to be a positive role model for her daughter, Suri, and feels that becoming a lawyer would be a step in the right direction.
 
The woman who claims to have hooked up with Prince Harry in Las Vegas is writing a tell all book about her parties with celebrities in Sin City and Hollywood. --Carrie Reichert has written over 500 pages about her nights out and even vacations with celebrities including Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, Mick Jagger, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. --The 40-year-old beautician says she been parting with celebs for over two decades and won’t hold back on details.  --She claims that she played naked pool with the Prince and made out with him last August.
 
Nicole Kidman’s recent frozen-looking forehead has been raising eyebrows, but Nicole insists that she is totally natural! In a new interview, the 45-year-old, who doesn’t have a wrinkle on her face, cops to getting Botox in the past but swears that her days of injections are long over and her current look was achieved by wearing sunscreen and taking care of herself. Nicole says, quote, “No surgery for me. --I did try Botox, unfortunately, but I got out of it and now I can finally move my face again.” Kidman described the decision to get Botox as an “unfortunate move,” and swears that she is “completely natural”.

1/31/13 Rihanna Speaks about Chris

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Thursday, January 31, 2013
 
Whether RIHANNA and CHRIS BROWN are dating again or just hanging out, Rihanna makes it pretty clear in the new issue of "Rolling Stone" that the rest of us should BUTT OUT. --She says, quote, "I decided it was more important for me to be happy. I wasn't going to let anybody's opinion get in the way of that. Even if it's a mistake, it's my mistake." --She adds, quote, "After being tormented for so many years, being angry and dark, I'd rather just live my truth and take the backlash. I can handle it." --She says the relationship is a lot more stable now . . . quote, "We don't have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about [stuff]. We value each other. We know exactly what we have now, and we don't want to lose that." --Still, she's giving Chris little room for error . . . quote, "He doesn't have the luxury of [effing] up again. That's just not an option. --I can't say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I'm pretty solid in the knowing that he's disgusted by that.  And I wouldn't have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility."
 
According to "In Touch Weekly", Bradley Cooper was dating a model named Laura Simpson, but she dumped him because he was obsessed with her feet. In fact, he kept touching them and asking her to text him pictures of them. A source says, quote, "It was weird, so she broke it off."
 
Porn legend RON JEREMY is in critical condition after suffering an aneurysm near his heart Tuesday. Ron had the second of two surgeries yesterday, after which his manager said he was, quote, "resting with complete privacy and no visitors."
 
LINDSAY LOHAN and her mom DINA rushed to Los Angeles from New York on Tuesday, to get to Lindsay's court hearing yesterday morning. --She originally tried to bag on it, claiming she was SICK. But then TMZ posted pictures of her out and about in New York, NOT looking sick. They also said a WARRANT could be issued for Lindsay if she didn't show. --And she did show . . . but she had trouble finding a place to stay on Tuesday night. Lindsay and her mom first went to a hotel called Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica. --But they were turned away. Apparently, Lindsay's been on their blacklist since she trashed one of their rooms five years ago.  --Then they went to the Loews Hotel up the road, and were turned away there . . . but only because there were no rooms. There's no word where they ended up. Meanwhile, LINDSAY'S judge had some fun with her in court yesterday morning, telling her, quote, "I'm glad to see you're feeling better." --That was a reference to the fact that Lindsay tried to skip the hearing, claiming she was sick in New York. 
 
MICHAEL LOHAN and his on-and-off girlfriend Kate Major welcomed a baby boy yesterday. They named him Landon Major Lohan.
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