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3/16/15 Pamela Anderson's Ugly Divorce

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Monday, March 16, 2015
 
TAYLOR SWIFT joked about the rumor that she insured her legs for $40 million, after her cat put a huge scratch on one of them.  She Tweeted a picture of the scratch along with the caption, "Great work Meredith.  I was just trying to love you and now you owe me $40 million."
 
Comedy Central's roast of JUSTIN BIEBER taped Saturday night, and will air March 30th.  Highlights included a surprise appearance by WILL FERRELL as Ron Burgundy, and this crack from JEFF ROSS . . . quote, "Selena wanted to be here but she's dating men now."
 
PAMELA ANDERSON's divorce is getting ugly.  She just got a restraining order against her estranged husband RICK SALOMON, and her petition included nasty emails and texts where he accuses her of having multiple abortions. He even calls her, quote, "a serial baby killer and says she should be locked up.
 
JOHNNY DEPP is #1 on a new list of "The 20 Most Overrated Actors of Our Time."  Liam Neeson, Angelina Jolie, Robert Downey Jr., and Meryl Streep round out the Top Five.  Meanwhile, Emily Blunt and Jake Gyllenhaal top a list of "The 5 Most Underrated Actors Right Now."
 

3/13/15 Hackers Attacking Kanye

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Friday, March 13, 2015
 
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. personally delivered a legit, bionic arm . . . styled to look like one of Iron Man's . . . to a 7-year-old boy named Alex who was born with a partially-developed right arm.  The 3D-printed arm was created by a company called Limbitless Solutions, who are on the cutting edge of making this technology cheap.  This particular arm only cost $350 in materials.
 
Lindsay Lohan continues to be clueless on social media. Two days after using a racial slur on Twitter, she uploaded a major Photoshop fail in an attempt to enhance her booty. In the Instagram pic, Lindsay strikes a pose in front of a white door, but the area around her butt is clearly warped and stretched.
 
The hacker group, Anonymous, seem to have picked Kanye West and Kim Kardashian as their next targets. The group posted a video that starts with Kanye ranting about the Grammies. The group says they’re fed up with Kanye’s antics in his personal life and professional life. The group called him “ego-centric” and someone who “pollutes the planet even more with your bickering, loud mouth, over-grown ego, annoying influence, and mission-less message.” The message said, “We once had a great deal of respect for you. We admired your art, creativity, original vision, and non-conformity in your work. But now, Anonymous has targeted you here with this message because you disgrace what you stand for…it pisses us off.”
 

3/12/15 Bruce Jenner Postpones Show

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Thursday, March 12, 2015
 
Later today, WILL FERRELL will crash five Major League Baseball spring training games in Arizona and play all nine field positions.  The stunt will be filmed for an HBO special that will raise awareness for the fight against cancer.  He'll be taken from one field to another in a helicopter.
 
TIGER WOODS has a new restaurant opening this spring in Florida, called The Woods Jupiter:  Sports and Dining Club. There's a reason it's not called the TIGER Woods Sports and Dining Club. Tiger CAN'T use his first and last name together in a business venture, because Nike OWNS IT.
 
BRUCE JENNER is postponing the reality show about his TRANSFORMATION because he wants it to be a positive thing that brings awareness, and he's not sure things are going in that direction at the moment.
 
Just when it looked like Lindsay Lohan's life was calming down, she's brought more controversy on herself. Lindsay saw Kanye perform Tuesday night at the conclusion of Paris Fashion Week, then posted a pic on Instagram with the caption "#Kanye & Kim All Day, [N-word]." She knew she'd messed up though -- she quickly edited the post and deleted a corresponding tweet. Unfortunately for LiLo, in the social media age, people have learned to take screenshots.
 

3/11/15 Johnny Depp Seriously Injured

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Wednesday, March 11, 2015
 
At least we know that ASHTON KUTCHER is a hands-on dad . . . because he went on a Facebook rant about going into a men's bathroom with his daughter Wyatt and not finding a changing table. He said, quote, "There are NEVER diaper changing stations in men's public restrooms.  The first public men's room that I go into that has one gets a free shout out on my FB page!  ‪#‎BeTheChange" As of last night, his post had more than 225,000 likes.
 
CHLOE SEVIGNY likes when celebrities are actually "great movie stars."  She says she loves Angelina Jolie and Emma Stone . . . but is NOT a fan of Jennifer Lawrence, who she thinks is, quote, "annoying and too crass." Let the Cat fight commence.
 
While in Australia to film the fifth Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Johnny Depp was seriously injured. However, he was not on set, nor filming at the time and we're not sure exactly what happened. Any amateur detective would suspect alcohol played a role in this mysterious injury. It happened over the weekend, on his personal time. A spokesperson from Disney confirmed that Depp is flying to the United States for surgery on his hand. Johnny should have no issues covering the medical expenses due to the fact the he is making 90 million dollars on this movie.
 

3/10/15 Taylor Swifts Insures Legs

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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

 

Rumor has it that HARRISON FORD'S wife CALISTA FLOCKHART does NOT want him to fly anymore.  A source says, quote, "Calista is laying it on the line with him . . . No more flying." If you haven't heard, Harrison suffered a broken pelvis, and he had surgery on it over the weekend.  He also had a broken ankle and cuts to his forehead.  It's crazy that, at 72 years old, he wasn't more seriously hurt.

 

"New York" magazine has a long article on NBC News, and it includes an interesting anecdote:  Apparently, BRIAN WILLIAMS wants to . . . or at least WANTED to . . . host his own late-night talk show. First he was interested in taking over for JAY LENO on "The Tonight Show" . . . but NBC said no.  Then he talked with CBS about the possibility of being DAVID LETTERMAN'S successor.  That didn't pan out either.

 

25-year-old Taylor Swift has reportedly taken out a $40 million insurance plan on her legs. She did it because she didn’t want to risk loss of income if anything happened to her long legs. Taylor is estimated to be worth $200 million, thanks to her sell-out tours and popular records.

 

Not even a deadly car crash can stop Bruce Jenner from transitioning to womanhood. According to Radar Online, Bruce has scheduled sex-change surgery for this summer. The site says he'd temporarily slowed down his therapy in the aftermath of that accident last month, in which he slammed into the back of another car in Malibu. But now things are full steam ahead and he'll be having the surgery in late summer.

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