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12/19/12 Kristen Stewart Apologizes...Sort of

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Wednesday, December 19, 2012
We've been assuming for a while now that RIHANNA and CHRIS BROWN are back together. But that may have changed. --Yesterday she posted a picture on Instagram that read, quote, "Being single sucks. The only thing I get to do anymore is whatever … I want to."
In an interview with "Newsweek", KRISTEN STEWART apologized for . . . well, apparently ticking us off. --She said, quote, "I apologize to everyone for making them so angry. It was not my intention." --However . . . she still doesn't care what you think about her. She added, quote, "I don't care [about people's opinions]. It doesn't keep me from doing my [crap]."
Ever wonder how the rich and famous handle the whole "Is Santa real" thing with their kids? Here's BRAD PITT'S solution . . . He says, quote, "What I tell the kids is some people believe it's Santa, and some people believe it's parents, and you get to believe whatever you want." --Brad just turned 49 yesterday. And he says that as he ages, his priority is, quote, "making sure I spend my time wisely and doing the things that are important to me and spending the time I need to with my family."

12/18/12 Why is LiLo Broke?

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Tuesday, December 18, 2012
It's interesting the way this works: MILEY CYRUS seems to have a reputation as a wild, slutty chick . . . while people think TAYLOR SWIFT is all sweet and innocent. When in real life, it's kind of the OPPOSITE. --A writer for E! Online recently shared an Instagram graphic that says the following . . . "[Miley Cyrus] is called a slut or a [B-word] every day . . . [But] has been with the same guy for more than three years and is engaged to him. --[Taylor Swift] is called sweet, elegant and inspirational . . . [But] has been with more than 13 guys for the past three years." --When Miley saw the graphic, she sent a message to the E! writer saying, quote, "This made me laugh. Thanks for making me smile. I needed it." --She added, quote, "People are idiots and call me a slut when I am engaged at 20 [because] I'm madly in love with one man. Just happy someone admitted it."
This probably won't be the most shocking thing you hear today, but ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER is still going at it at the age of 65. --He tells "Esquire" magazine, quote, "When you get older, sex may change a bit. When you're 65, it's not exactly the same as when you were 25. But that doesn't mean it's over. It's never over.
The guy responsible for those SCARLETT JOHANSSON nude pics did NOT get a medal. He got PRISON TIME. --36-year-old Christopher Chaney was accused of hacking the accounts of dozens of celebrities, including MILA KUNIS and CHRISTINA AGUILERA. He was looking at 121 years behind bars. But he cut a deal, and got 10.
The way the economy is now, it's probably maddening for most of you to think that someone could make $1.6 million in a calendar year and be BROKE. But according to the HuffintonPost.com, that's what LINDSAY LOHAN made in 2012. --They counted up her major paychecks this year, and they include: --$1 million to pose for "Playboy" . . . $200,000 for her brief appearance in "Scary Movie 5" . . . $300,000 for the Lifetime movie "Liz & Dick" . . . $6,480 to star in that indie flick "The Canyons" . . . and that $100,000 loan from CHARLIE SHEEN. --Add those up and it comes to a little more than $1.6 million. --But they also added up the DEBT Lindsay racked up this year. --It includes $234,000 in unpaid taxes from 2009 and 2010 . . . $96,000 in yearly rent for her mansion . . . $144,000 in yearly rent on that storage locker she can't afford to pay for anymore . . . --And then there was that $40,000 she loaned to her mother so she wouldn't lose her house. All told, that's $514,000. --Which means that Lindsay ends the year UP almost $1.1 million. Even if you subtract for taxes . . . assuming Lindsay is paying those now . . . that's more than HALF A MILLION BUCKS. Where did it go??? --Obviously, we can't answer that. But a good chunk of it may have gone to LEGAL FEES. The Huffington Post estimates her legal bill this year may have been AT LEAST $250,000.

12/17/12 Jessica Simpson Wedding?

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Monday, December 17, 2012
JESSICA SIMPSON was a bridesmaid over the weekend to her best friend, and now she might go from bridesmaid directly to bride. RadarOnline.com claims she and fiancé ERIC JOHNSON are heading to Hawaii on Friday, and they've invited, quote, "a lot of their close friends and family" to join them. --A source says, quote, "Family members are speculating that they could be planning a surprise wedding."
AMANDA BYNES was facing TWO charges of hit-and-run, for separate incidents occurring in April and August of this year. But she's in the clear now, after reaching financial settlements with both victims. There's no word how much she paid them. --Because of those deals, the charges were formally dropped. Los Angeles prosecutors are NOT happy about that. But Amanda still faces charges of driving without a license and DUI.
Last week, CHARLIE SHEEN mentioned that LINDSAY LOHAN hadn't thanked him for the $100,000 he loaned her to help with her back taxes. --Well, sources say that after Lindsay heard that, she sent Charlie a thank you card and a bouquet of flowers. --And she's telling friends she didn't mean to snub Charlie . . . it's just that her phone broke and she lost all her contacts.

12/14/12 Top Celeb Mugshots

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Friday, December 14, 2012
E! Online has rounded up what they think are the Top Celebrity Mugshots of the Year. Here are the "winners", along with their offenses . . .
#1.) Randy Travis, Public intoxication.
#2.) Olympic snowboarder Shaun White, Vandalism and public intoxication.
#3.) Russell Brand, Criminal damage. 
#4.) "Teen Mom" star Amber Portwood, Contempt of court.
#5.) Amanda Bynes, DUI.
#6.) Celebrity chef Cat Cora, DUI.
#7.) Sally Struthers, DUI.
#8.) Fiona Apple, Drug possession.
#9.) Flavor Flav, Domestic violence.
#10.) Linda Hogan, DUI.
Forbes.com dropped a brand new list yesterday. --It's the 10 Most Talked About Women of 2012. They scoured TENS OF THOUSANDS of news sources over the course of the year, and found the women who were mentioned the MOST in headlines. --This year's queen is HILLARY CLINTON.
#1.) Hillary Clinton, 26,838
#2.) Michelle Obama, 24,451
#3.) Lady Gaga, 22,058
#4.) Lindsay Lohan, 19,828
#5.) German Chancellor Angela Merkel, 13,171
#6.) Beyonce, 10,954
#7.) Kate Middleton, 10,433
#8.) Rihanna, 10,355
#9.) Angelina Jolie, 10,141
#10.) Jennifer Lopez, 9,683
DANIEL RADCLIFFE once said he gave up drinking in August of 2010 . . . because he'd become an alcoholic by the age of 18. Well, the "New York Post" says he's back on the sauce. --Daniel was reportedly downing JAGER BOMBS at a joint called the Beauty Bar in New York when he got into some kind of argument with the DJ. A source says, quote, "He was soon encouraged by management to grab a cab."
RUSSELL BRAND reportedly handed his friends wads of cash . . . so they could help the homeless. Russell apparently helps out the homeless in L.A. a lot, but he's going to be in Australia over the holidays. So he gave his friends money so they could take care of him while he's gone.

12/13/12 Lindsay's Probation Revoked

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Thursday, December 13, 2012
A New Mexico inmate serving life for rape and murder convinced two guys to strangle and castrate JUSTIN BIEBER for him. They were supposed to do it last month in New York City. But before they could carry out the plan, the mastermind himself turned them in. They were both arrested. The two men were supposed to murder and castrate four people in total, and were offered $2,500 PER TESTICLE.
LINDSAY LOHAN'S probation was officially REVOKED yesterday. And a January 15th hearing has been set to determine whether she'll go to jail. She could get hit with up to 245 days behind bars. --Lindsay was NOT formally charged for lying to police about her car accident last June. That's expected to happen at the January 15th hearing.
Thyroid surgery left BROOKE BURKE with a scar across her neck. But it also left her WITHOUT CANCER. --She says, quote, "I just got the results back from all of my tests and great news . . . the thyroid cancer has been removed from my body and all my lymph nodes are clear. So I'm hoping that this is the end of the story."
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