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4/24/14 Drew Barrymore Welcomes Baby

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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

 

DREW BARRYMORE and her husband Will Kopelman welcomed a baby girl yesterday.  They named her Frankie Barrymore Kopelman. This is their second child.  Their first, a daughter with the even LESS normal name of Olive, is 19 months old.  Drew is 39 . . . Will is 36.

 

Just because CAMERON DIAZ is 41 and childless, that doesn't mean she's BARREN.  She says, quote, "If I wanted kids, at any point in life, I would have them. But I'm certain that if at any point I wanted a child, that child would find its way into my life, whether through adoption, or through being in a relationship with somebody who has a child." Cameron also wants you to know, quote, "I don't believe in antiperspirant.  It's really bad for you.  I haven't used it for almost 20 years." She adds, quote, "You're stinky, because you use antiperspirant.  It keeps all the stink in.  "Let it go and just trim your armpit hair so it doesn't hold onto the scent."

 

A list of Hollywood's worst tippers includes Sean Penn, Madonna, Bill Cosby, Britney Spears, Tiger Woods and Rachael Ray . . . who actually believes waiters and waitresses should only be tipped $7. Britney Spears once threw change at the feet of a valet attendant and said, "There's your tip."  She also left a $26 tip on a $500 bill, which comes to 5%.

 

After attending church on Easter Sunday, KRIS JENNER hit up a pot dispensary called Dementia, where she bought a $200 bong. Kris says she isn’t taking up a new hobby . . . she bought it for her MOTHER.

4/22/14 More LiLo Drama

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Tuesday, April 22, 2014

 

CHARLIE SHEEN and porn starBRETT ROSSI will reportedly make The Big Mistake on November 22nd. A source says, quote, "It's going to be extremely elaborate, and Charlie has told Brett to plan the wedding of her dreams, with no cap on the budget."  There's a rumor that they wanted to do it sooner, but Brett supposedly isn't divorced from her last husband yet.

 

Even though we think KRIS and BRUCE JENNER are still separated, Kris posted an old picture of them together to mark their 23rd anniversary. She captioned it, quote, "Happy Anniversary to one of the most amazing men I know!!!!  I love you, Wow 23 years!!!!!"

 

MERYL STREEP once thought she wasn't pretty enough to be an actress.  She said, quote, "I was always in plays, but I thought I was too ugly to be an actress.  Glasses weren't fabulous then."  She also said she used to hate her nose . . . but added that you have to learn to embrace what makes you different.

 

LINDSAY LOHAN is denying she gave an interview to a men's magazine in which she drank vodka and talked about having sex with JARED LETO and a guy who's married with kids. Lindsay did a photo shoot for "Kode" magazine, but her reps say the accompanying interview is BOGUS. Among other things, the magazine claims that Lindsay was drinking vodka during the interview, and took ecstasy at Coachella.  They also have her bragging about a guy she's seeing who once sent a jet to pick her up, and is, quote, "married with kids."

 

Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan revealed she had suffered a miscarriage during the filming of her self-titled reality show. But sources close to the Lindsay told RadarOnline that they believe Lohan was never pregnant: She made up the story to garner sympathy and as a way to explain her unprofessional behavior during the eight-part series. “She absolutely made it up,” said one source. “Lindsay was never pregnant during filming the reality show for OWN, or in the months after. Lindsay knew she was being perceived as a total slacker, not showing up on time for photo shoots, call times and refusing to shoot. So this is what Lindsay does. She lies! Her family and friends had no clue about her ‘pregnancy’ and subsequent miscarriage. Lindsay is once again her own worst enemy.”

 

This might be a little weird:  TIGER WOODS' ex-wife ELIN NORDEGREN and his current girlfriend LINDSEY VONN are supposedly GOOD FRIENDS. The word is that Elin decided to get to know Lindsey because she realized that Lindsey was going to be in her children's lives . . . and they hit it off.

4/21/14 LiLo Reveals Miscarriage

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Monday, April 21, 2014

 

On the finale of her reality show last night, LINDSAY LOHAN revealed that she suffered a MISCARRIAGE during filming.  She didn't say who the father was.  But she said, quote, "No one knows this, I had a miscarriage for those two weeks that I took off.  It's a very long story, but that's why on the show when it says she doesn't want to come down, I couldn't move, I was sick.  Mentally, that messes with you." Immediately after the show aired, Lindsay's mom DINA Tweeted, quote, "Oprah call me."  But she quickly deleted the Tweet. As you probably know, the show airs on Oprah's TV channel OWN.  It's not clear why Dina needed Oprah to call her . . . or if Oprah feels any urgency whatsoever when Dina "demands" a call from her.

 

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS has been dating ANNA KOURNIKOVA for 12 years . . . and his father JULIO IGLESIAS still hasn't met her. Enrique says, quote, "The last 14 years, 15 years of my life have flown by.  And that's the only way I can truly explain it.  There's no reason why . . . it's not his fault, and it's not my fault."

 

Even though more than enough people signed that WhiteHouse.gov petition to deport JUSTIN BIEBER to require the White House to respond, they decided to pass the buck.  They said they WON'T be commenting, basically because it's not their department.

 

MILEY CYRUS is still recovering from her "extreme allergic reaction" to antibiotics . . . and on Friday, she announced that she's canceling the remaining dates of her U.S. tour. But she's planning on going ahead with the European leg of the tour, which begins on May 2nd in Amsterdam.

4/18/14 LiLo Admits to Sex List

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Friday, April 18, 2014

 

LINDSAY LOHAN has finally admitted that she wrote that epic list of her sexual conquests.  She said, quote, "That was actually my fifth step in AA at Betty Ford.  And someone, when I was moving during the OWN show, must have taken a photo of it.  And so that's a really personal thing and it's really unfortunate . . . I talk about it on the last episode on the OWN show, so to be continued."

 

WHOOPI GOLDBERG is now a columnist for a website called The Cannabist.  And yesterday, she published a love letter to her VAPE PEN.  Of course, she's not a recreational user.  It's all about the GLAUCOMA for her. She says, quote, "The vape pen has changed my life.  No, I'm not exaggerating.  In fact, her name is Sippy.  Yes, she's a she.  And yes, I named her Sippy because I take tiny, little sips . . . sassy sips, even . . . from her. --And with each sip comes relief . . . from pressure, pain, stress, discomfort."

 

JUSTIN BIEBER is trying the Kanye West thing, and telling the paparazzi to stop talking to him.  He told one guy, quote, "I'm not about to answer any of your questions, man.  You can keep filming, just don't talk."  When the guy said he was just doing his job, Justin replied, quote, "It's okay, just don't talk."

 

In an online chat, TRACY MORGAN was asked who was the most famous person he's ever passed gas in front of that he's definitely sure smelled it.  He said it was KATE UPTON.

 

4/17/14 Tom Cruise Dating Again

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Thursday, April 17, 2014

 

JENNY MCCARTHY and "Blue Bloods" star DONNIE WAHLBERG are engaged.  She announced it on "The View" yesterday.  They also announced that every single co-host, past and present, will be on the show on Thursday, May 15th . . . the day before BARBARA WALTERS officially retires.

 

MILEY CYRUS had to cancel another show because she was still in the hospital recovering from an allergic reaction to antibiotics.  She Tweeted, quote, "I'm so sorry but some things are outta my control.  If anyone thinks I'd rather be layin' in a hospital bed than doing what I love on stage they're [effin] LAME.  I'm miserable." Meanwhile, TMZ says the reason Miley got sick is because she started going off the rails partying to get over the loss of her dog Floyd earlier this month.  They also said the drug she had a reaction to was cephalexin, which she was taking for a sinus infection.

 

ORLANDO BLOOM got pulled over in Beverly Hills after he blew through a stop sign, but the cop let him go when he realized who he was.  Meanwhile, EMMA ROBERTS Tweeted that she got a ticket for talking on her phone while driving . . . even though the cop mistook her BAGEL for a phone.

 

Tom Cruise has been secretly dating fellow Scientologist Laura Prepon, who plays a lesbian drug dealer on “Orange Is the New Black.” P.R. reps for the two denied any romance in November after the two were spotted enjoying dinner at the Manor Hotel in Los Angeles. However, a source tells the NY Post, Cruise and Prepon are still seeing each other, but they are being extremely careful to keep it secret.

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