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1/16/13 Rob & Kristen Off Again

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Wednesday, January 16, 2013
With 87 years to go, it's kind of early to call this, but "GQ" magazine has chosen the 100 Hottest Women of the 21st Century. And they gave BEYONCÉ the ultimate title of "Miss Millennium". --It's not just a straight, ranked list. It's pretty much all over the place, and in some cases it doesn't seem entirely serious. But here are some of chosen ones. Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Katie Holmes, Britney Spears, Halle Berry, Hillary Clinton ???, Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian and Shakira.
"Town & Country" magazine has put out a list of the World's Most Eligible Bachelors. Most of it is comprised of brats you've never heard of. The familiar names include Prince Harry, George Clooney, Tim Tebow and Jack Nicholson.
The Kardashians continue to share too much information. On the "Today" show yesterday, KIM and KOURTNEY talked about the possibility of breastfeeding each other's kids. --Kim said, quote, "You know what [Kourtney] said to me on the way over here? She said that in the old days . . . and maybe we should try this . . . one sister should babysit all the kids so I can go out, or vice versa, and then whichever sister's babysitting should just breastfeed all the kids that are there." --Kourtney insisted that she didn't suggest they ACTUALLY try it . . . but at the same time, she said the idea wasn't weird to her.
Britain's "Sun" tabloid clams ROBERT PATTINSON and KRISTEN STEWART are OVER. Supposedly, he broke it off this past weekend. A "source" says, quote, "She was supposed to be Rob's date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off . . . Kristen's upset but understands."

1/15/13 Lindsay Fires Attorney

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Tuesday, January 15, 2013
The producers of "The Canyons" are reportedly planning to leak LINDSAY LOHAN'S big sex scene to the Internet in order to drum up interest for a theatrical release. --A source says, quote, "[The movie] doesn't have a distributor to release it theatrically. The Sundance Film Festival turned it down, and the only buzz the movie is getting is Lindsay Lohan's four-way sex scene, in which she is fully nude. --Producers are considering leaking a snippet of the sex scene online, or to a tabloid website in the hopes that would secure a distributorship deal."
Lindsay Lohan cannot get out of her own way. LiLo has fired lawyer Shawn Holley even though she has kept her out of jail several time. TMZ is reporting that she bungled a plea deal when she fired her let Shawn go. That happened just as she was on her way to meet with the prosecutor and judge to work out a deal that would guarantee Lindsay would avoid jail. TMZ believes her attorney will be present at the early-morning hearing today, but only because she's worked on this case for so long. Lindsay still owes her about $300,000 in unpaid bills.
LANCE ARMSTRONG taped his interview with OPRAH WINFREY yesterday, and sources say he DID admit to using performance-enhancing drugs to help him win his seven Tour de France titles. Oprah will appear today on "CBS This Morning" to discuss the interview . . . which airs Thursday night on OWN.
Kanye West wants to marry Kim Kardashian, but there's a hitch before they can get hitched. Kim's still married to Kris Humphries. But according to one report, the couple has found a way around that. They're planning to have a "commitment ceremony, where they will exchange vows and rings in front of close family and friends." A source says, quote, "Kanye is very traditional. He’d have liked to marry Kim now that they are having a baby." Kris refuses to grant Kim a divorce until she admits their 72-day marriage was a publicity stunt. Kim and Kanye's baby is due in July.

1/14/13 Britney Spears Single

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Monday, January 14, 2013
It's official: BRITNEY SPEARS is single again. Her fiancé Jason Trawick even removed himself as Britney's co-conservator, which means that Britney's dad Jamie Spears is in total control once again. --Jason started out as Britney's agent. They got engaged last year, after which he became her co-conservator. Now he's none of those things. Britney has new management. --But sources say the breakup was amicable, and the two of them just grew apart. Britney released a statement saying, quote, "Jason and I have decided to call off our engagement. I'll always adore him and we will remain great friends." --Jason reportedly signed a confidentiality agreement, meaning he can't talk about the relationship. --One source claims the breakup was over kids. Britney wanted more, Jason wanted NONE. She's 31 . . . he's 41. Britney has already given Jason back the $90,000 engagement ring.
BRITNEY SPEARS will not return for "X Factor's" third season. She issued a statement Friday saying it was her choice, but sources say she wasn't going to be asked back. Either way, Britney is reportedly closing in on a deal for a Las Vegas residency that'll pay her $100 million a year.
STEVEN TYLER is back on the market. He and his fiancée, Erin Brady, have split, and a source says, quote, "It's over for good this time." --Steven and Erin were together for about five years. They got engaged and had a commitment ceremony in Hawaii last year.
A couple that's had more ups and downs than most is back on the upswing. KOBE BRYANT and his wife VANESSA have officially called off their divorce. --Kobe had this to say on Facebook . . . quote, "I am happy to say that Vanessa and I are moving on with our lives together as a family. --When the show ends and the music stops, the journey is made beautiful by having that someone to share it with. Thank you all for your support and prayers! Much luv, Mamba out."
Britain's "Sun" tabloid says that BEYONCE and JAY-Z threw a party for their daughter Blue Ivy's first birthday. A $200,000 PARTY. --It reportedly included $95,000 for pink and white roses, $2,000 for the cake . . . and even $30,000 in swag for the guests. --Yeah . . . even the ADULTS who showed up got goodie bags that included personalized fountain pens. --Oh, and their gift to their daughter? An $80,000 Barbie doll that's encrusted with diamonds and wears jewelry made out of real white gold.

1/11/13 Justin Bieber Being Sued

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Friday, January 11, 2013
Last week, a 29-year-old paparazzi photographer named Chris Guerra was hit by a car and killed while trying to shoot video of JUSTIN BIEBER being pulled over in his Ferrari. (--To add insult to injury, Bieber wasn't even in the car. His buddy LIL TWIST was driving.) --And now, CHARLIE SHEEN is donating $12,000 to cover Guerra's funeral expenses. He says, quote, "A tragic incident like this erases the line between the photographer and the subject.”
JUSTIN BIEBER is being sued by an ex-bodyguard . . . for BEATING ON HIM.  --And to make this lawsuit even more ridiculous, this guy is one of those former Israeli military guys who are very popular in the bodyguarding world. --The dude's name is Moshe Benabou, and he worked for Justin from March of 2011 to October of 2012. And he claims Justin was ABUSIVE. During one incident, he claims Justin berated him and punched him in the chest multiple times. --He's seeking unspecified damages for assault and battery . . . plus $420,000 in unpaid overtime.
"New York Times Magazine" has a piece on what a NIGHTMARE LINDSAY LOHAN was to work with on the set of her latest movie, "The Canyons". And it includes this revelation: --Director PAUL SCHRADER actually FIRED Lindsay because she was frequently not showing up for work. She was so freaked out that she actually hunted Schrader down at his hotel. --A source says, quote, "Lohan began to cry and begged for another chance. She pounded on doors until she found Schrader's room. --As she banged on his door, she texted him manically . . . Lohan stayed out in the hall sobbing for another 90 minutes before she finally left." Obviously, though, she succeeded in winning her job back. --And then there's this: One day Lindsay and her co-star, male porno star JAMES DEEN, were filming a scene in which Deen throws Lindsay to the ground. --After they were done, someone complimented Lindsay's work . . . and she said, quote, "Well, I've got a lot of experience with that from my dad."

1/10/13 Lilo Steals Bracelet

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Thursday, January 10, 2013
The "Star" tabloid says DEMI MOORE recently went to a fitness retreat in Mexico. --But she was less interested in pumping iron than she was in GETTING pumped by all the young, rock-hard studs. And she reportedly sampled quite a few of them. --A source says, quote, "Demi was clearly after younger men on this trip; they were all about 28 to 33. There were three or four older guys staying at the resort, fifty-plus, and I don't think she talked to them at all." --It was supposedly not uncommon to hear the sounds of, quote, "very, very loud sex" coming from Demi's room.
I think everyone agrees that ROBERT PATTINSON should have left KRISTEN STEWART weeping in his dust. But this is probably why he didn't. --Ever since she got Rob to take her back, Kristen has been willing to do ANYTHING to please him. And that includes having sex up to six or seven times a day.  --A source says, quote, "They have a very active sex life and like handcuffs, blindfolds, and feathers." --They also frequent a West Hollywood sex shop called The Pleasure Chest, where they buy all manner of erotic toys and smut flicks.
RadarOnline claims that LINDSAY LOHAN stole one of ELIZABETH TAYLOR'S bracelets during the filming of "Liz & Dick". --Supposedly, Lindsay became friends with one of Liz's actual nurses while she was making the movie. When Liz was alive, she'd given that nurse one of her expensive bracelets, which the woman cherished. --Well, Lindsay visited the nurse one day . . . saw the bracelet and fell in love with it. And after she left, it was GONE. --The nurse called Lindsay, who denied taking it . . . either on purpose or by accident. A source says, quote, "It took over a week to get the bracelet back from Lindsay and it was only returned after the nurse threatened to call the cops. --One of Lindsay's people eventually returned the bracelet to the nurse, who was extremely upset about what had transpired." --During the back-and-forth, Lindsay even sent the nurse a text saying, quote, "Elizabeth would be very upset with how you are behaving."
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