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6/21/13 Baby Kardashian

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Friday, June 21, 2013
 
JAMES GANDOLFINI'S 13-year-old son called for help after discovering that his father had collapsed in their hotel bathroom in Rome. Less than an hour later, he was pronounced dead at a local hospital. Doctors believe he died of cardiac arrest . . . and for now, there's no immediate evidence that drugs or alcohol were involved.
 
JOHN TRAVOLTA and JAMES GANOLFINI had a close relationship. John says James was there for him when HIS 16-year-old son died in 2009 . . . and in exchange, he vows to look after James' family.
 
America, we enjoyed a few days of KARDASHIAN-free bliss . . . pre-2007-style! But it all came CRASHING down late last night, when Kim and KANYE WEST'S daughter's name was revealed. It's . . . wait for it . . . NORTH WEST. Um…yeah. TMZ says they have seen the birth certificate . . . and E! is reporting that name too. By the way, Kim LAUGHED at the idea of naming the baby "North West" when it was rumored earlier this year.
 
"Life & Style" magazine is reporting that JUSTIN BIEBER is "always" asking the staff of a New York City hotel for two very important items: CONDOMS and JELLY BEANS.
 
More Amanda Bynes craziness. She says her odd behavior in recent months is due to a birth defect. Amanda tweeted that she was born with “a webbing” between her eyes and that she has been undergoing cosmetic surgeries to correct the birth defect. She added the defect had led to her bizarre behavior of late. She also tweeted, “I consider myself to be a hero to have suffered 27 years with a birth defect and to just now have it surgically removed."

6/20/13 James Gandolfini Passes

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Thursday, June 20, 2013
 
Former "Sopranos" star JAMES GANDOLFINI passed away yesterday, after suffering a massive heart attack in Italy. He was 51. James is best known for his role as Tony Soprano, for which he won three Emmys.
 
SELENA GOMEZ and British pop star ED SHEERAN are supposedly dating. "Us Weekly" says Selena is completely over JUSTIN BIEBER, and she's moved on to Ed because he's more mature. A "source" says, quote, "She got sick of having to take care of Justin like he was her child."
 
MILEY CYRUS twerks . . . grinds . . . and makes out with a life-sized Barbie Doll in her weird new video for "We Can't Stop". And it's SERIOUSLY strange. Here's a quick rundown of some of the other stuff you see in the video: A skull made out of French fries . . . a girl pretending to cut her fingers off . . . dancing teddy bears . . . a guy eating a sandwich made of hundred dollar bills . . . taxidermied animals in sunglasses . . . thumb-sucking . . . A beer bottle piñata . . . a huge pile of bread . . . and a TON of shots of Miley shaking her butt in spandex.
 
We still haven't heard anything significant from KIM KARDASHIAN or KANYE WEST on their new daughter OR her name, which is a little strange since it's been FIVE DAYS since the birth . . . and these people are ATTENTION HOES. But here's a rundown of a few odds and ends that are floating around the Internet: There's talk that there was some "delivery room drama" because of mysterious "complications." There aren't many details, but "People" magazine reports that Kim may have suffered from "preeclampsia," a condition marked by high blood pressure and swelling. --The baby arrived "roughly three weeks early" . . . despite earlier reports that she was FIVE weeks early. –And "Life & Style" magazine claims Kanye has been so inspired by his new daughter, that he's, quote, "written four songs [about her] already."
 
JOHNNY DEPP used to "self-medicate" with BOOZE . . . but he insists he was never an alcoholic. He also says, quote, "I investigated wine and spirits thoroughly, and they certainly investigated me as well."

6/19/13 Katy Perry Dumped Over Text

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Wednesday, June 19, 2013
 
KATY PERRY says that RUSSELL BRAND announced that he was divorcing her in a TEXT MESSAGE. --In the July issue of "Vogue" magazine . . . Katy says, quote, "[Russell is] a very smart man, and I was in love with him when I married him. Let's just say I haven't heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me on December 31st of 2011." Meanwhile, Katy hints that there's also a MYSTERY REASON that Russell dumped her . . . and she knows what it is . . . but she isn't talking.
 
KIM KARDASHIAN hasn't revealed her daughter's name yet, assuming she's decided on one. But rumor has it she's been named: Kaidence Donda West. That would make sense . . . because we've heard the first name would probably start with a "K", and the second name might be "Donda" after KANYE WEST'S late mother. –But again, just a rumor.
 
MILEY CYRUS is hinting that she DOES smoke weed, but she doesn't think that should be a big deal. She says, quote, "I think alcohol is WAY more dangerous than marijuana . . . I've seen a lot of people spiral down with alcohol, but I've never seen that happen with weed." She also denies that she's singing about ECSTASY in her single "We Can't Stop". One last thing: Miley was asked about the status of her relationship with LIAM HEMSWORTH . . . but all she would say was, quote, "I wear a ring every single day. I don't talk about my personal life, so that's enough of an answer."
 
JUSTIN BIEBER had a run-in with a paparazzi photographer Monday night. And by run-in, I mean he nailed him with his CAR while he was leaving the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. In a video you can clearly see Justin's white Ferrari sideswipe the guy. Then the guy lies on the ground . . . milking it . . . and eventually some other paparazzi scumbags pick him up, and carry him to the curb. The guy wasn't seriously hurt. And according to the police, Justin won't face charges, because they say it was the photographer's fault for standing in the middle of the road.

6/18/13 Demi Moore Revenge

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Tuesday, June 18, 2013
 
"Star" magazine claims DEMI MOORE is getting "revenge" on ASHTON KUTCHER by showing her friends pictures of his manhood, and mocking it for its smallness. If you recall, back in 2003, BRITTANY MURPHY also dissed Ashton's package after they broke up.
 
The sex tape featuring "Girls Gone Wild" scumbag JOE FRANCIS has been purchased by Vivid Entertainment. But they're not releasing it . . . they did it as a FAVOR to him. Joe claims the tape was stolen, and instead of letting the cops handle it, the head of Vivid said he, quote, "made a decision to expedite the process and return the movie to its original owner."
 
How much would you pay to go on a date with 91-year-old BETTY WHITE? Because this is your chance: A "date with Betty" is being auctioned off on eBay, with the proceeds going to charity. As of last night, the current bid was $5,100. The winner will get a round-trip ticket to L.A., V.I.P. tickets to the Morris Animal Foundation Gala of Hope: An Evening with Betty White, a one-night stay at the hotel (where the event is being held) and a seat at Betty's table.
 
AMANDA BYNES' confounding crazy "act" continues to roll 24/7. Here's the latest: RadarOnline.com claims Amanda met with WYCLEF JEAN, and that he's producing her first single. If you haven't heard, Amanda wants to launch some sort of rap career . . . in addition to all the other crap she's doing. An "insider" says things are "moving quickly," so she can get an album out while she's still relevant.
 
ED HARDY . . . the guy who created the artwork for the Ed Hardy clothing line . . . is blaming JON GOSSELIN for making his line UNCOOL. He says, quote, "That Jon Gosselin thing was the nail in the coffin. That's what tanked it."

6/17/13 Kim K Gives Birth

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Monday, June 17, 2013
 
KIM KARDASHIAN gave birth to her baby girl on Saturday. KANYE WEST was at the hospital at the time. There's no word on a name yet . . . but supposedly, it'll start with the letter "K." The girl was born five weeks early, but the baby and Kim are fine.
 
Neither KIM KARDASHIAN nor KANYE WEST have commented since their daughter's birth on Saturday . . . but some of Kim's annoying family members have. Here's the rundown: Her mom KRIS JENNER Tweeted, quote, "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, Kanye!!!!!!" She also said, quote, "God is so amazing!!! Jesus loves the little children." KHLOE KARDASHIAN Tweeted, quote, "I cannot even begin to describe the miracle that is now a part of our family. Mommy [and] baby are healthy and resting. We appreciate all of the love. More info will come when the time is right!"
 
The woman who accused KANYE WEST of CHEATING on KIM KARDASHIAN was LYING. LEYLA GHOBADI is now saying she DID have sex with Kanye, but it was BEFORE he started dating Kim. There's no word WHY she made it up . . . but supposedly, the "Star" tabloid paid her $20,000 for her story.
 
CHARLIE SHEEN is NOT happy that FARRAH ABRAHAM released some text messages they'd exchanged. He lashed out at her in one of his typically insane rants . . . and she fired back, saying that the drugs and fame had messed with his head, and, quote, "You sound like you have mental issues."
 
In the past year or so, AMANDA BYNES has gone from a seemingly normal former child star, to a former child star who appears to be on the verge of a total breakdown . . . and / or spontaneous combustion. But she's also gone from being a marginally recognizable celebrity to being one of the most talked about people in the entertainment media. So . . . is it possible that this is all a massive, elaborate stunt or "performance"? Amanda wants you to think so. She allegedly messaged a friend saying, quote, "All this has been an act and you know it. I'm an actress and know what I'm doing. I got to two million followers and now everyone wants me. I'm smart and not stupid. Everyone mentions my name. The world loves me!" 
 
TIM ALLEN turned 60 on Thursday. And to celebrate, he THOUGHT he was just going to see "Man of Steel" with his friends, who'd rented out an entire theater. But after he sat down, they surprised him with an entire MARCHING BAND that walked through the theater playing "Born to Be Wild" and then "Happy Birthday".
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