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Jake's Corner

6/3/14 Over Between J-Lo and Casper

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Tuesday, June 3, 2014

 

KANYE WEST reportedly gave KIM KARDASHIAN a nude painting of herself as a wedding gift.  In the picture, Kim is wearing only a G-string and Louboutin heels.  It's from behind, so you don't see any naughty bits, but it's still not exactly family-friendly.  Kanye plans to hang it in their bedroom.

 

The "National Enquirer" says it's OVER between JENNIFER LOPEZ and CASPER SMART, after Casper was caught flirting online with ANOTHER transsexual.  Things have reportedly been going downhill for a while, especially after Jennifer fired Casper as her creative director.  A source says, quote, "He was basically demoted to her cabana boy . . . the relationship is all but over."

 

CHRIS BROWN was sprung from the L.A. County Jail yesterday morning at 12:01 A.M.  Brown had been in custody since mid-March, when he allegedly violated his probation by getting into a scuffle in Washington, D.C.  He was released about 131 days earlier than he was supposed to, but he has to submit to drug testing, psychiatric counseling and therapy.

6/2/14 Miley Cyrus Robbed

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Monday, June 2, 2014

 

ANN B. DAVIS . . . who played Alice on "The Brady Bunch", died yesterday at the age of 88.  Sadly, this appears to have been sudden and not at all expected.  Ann fell and hit her head on Saturday, suffered a hematoma and never regained consciousness.  A close friend says, quote, "What you see on 'The Brady Bunch' was who she was.  She was a very faithful Christian person."

 

Five years ago, JUSTIN BIEBER told a RACIST joke to some friends, and it included the N-word.  He was being filmed at the time, and the video just hit the Internet.  Justin has since issued an apology, saying, quote, "As a young man, I didn't understand the power of certain words and how they can hurt."

 

CHARLIZE THERON may end up apologizing for the way she answered a question about Googling herself.  She said, quote, "I don't do that, so that's my saving grace.  When you start living in that world, and doing that, you start I guess feeling raped."

 

Miley Cyrus was robbed. Two suspects scaled a fence and broke into her North Hollywood home last week, stealing jewelry and an expensive car. A man and a woman got into the residence and garage.  Cops say the suspects managed to make off with a 2014 white, four-door Maserati Quattroporte (which costs around $102,000). No one was home at the time of the burglary.

 

In a recent interview, Glee star Lea Michele revealed that she has been drinking since she was a toddler. She blames her early boozing habit to growing up in an Italian family, explaining, “I’m Italian, so at the dinner table it would be like Pellegrino, a jug of soda and a huge thing of wine. Everyone was just drinking wine, like it was part of what you would have along with your dinner.” She said that growing up she also thought it was the norm in other people’s homes and said, “I’d be having dinner with my boyfriend and his parents and I’d be like, ‘Where’s the wine? Pass the wine.’ At like 17! And they’re like, ‘This girl’s crazy.'

 

5/30/14 Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Some Heat

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Friday, May 30, 2014

 

The picture of KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST sharing their first kiss as man and wife is the most liked photo in the history of Instagram.  As of last night it had 1.94 million likes. Here’s my question. WHY?

 

KENDALL JENNER has about 8 million Twitter followers . . . but "In Touch" magazine says 4.6 of them . . . more than HALF . . . are DUMMY ACCOUNTS.  Apparently, Kendall, her sisters, and a lot of other celebrities for that matter, buy phony social media followers to pump up their numbers.

 

"Modern Family" star ERIC STONESTREET accused GENE SIMMONS and PAUL STANLEY of being jerks to his mom on a flight.  Gene denies that they said anything inappropriate and refuses to apologize.  Paul did apologize, even though he says it was just a, quote,  "misunderstanding of joking."

 

JESSICA BIEL has always been known for her backside, but there's a new Twitter feed called @JessicaBielArms, which pays tribute to her very sexy, toned arms.  When she found out about it, Jessica Tweeted, quote, "There's a twitter account called @JessicaBielArms.  Should my ass be offended?"

 

GWYNETH PALTROW compared being bullied online to going to WAR.  And JOHN MCCAIN'S wife CINDY went off on Twitter.  She said, quote, "Gweneth Paltrow is a joke.  Her life is like taking bullets for a soldier.  What a joke!  My 2 sons serving in the military should talk to her."

 

5/29/14 Casper Cheating on J-Lo?

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Thursday, May 29, 2014

 

"In Touch" magazine claims that SELENA GOMEZ is so fed up with all the garbage she went through with JUSTIN BIEBER that she's through with sex until she gets married. A so-called "source" says she had a "sudden spiritual awakening" and wants to become a "BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN."  That unnamed source adds, quote, "She's swapped drinking and partying for all things Jesus." Meanwhile, Selena's grandfather reportedly confirmed to RadarOnline that she DOES have lupus.  But he says, quote, "She's in treatment.  She's getting along pretty good."

 

JUSTIN BIEBER may have hooked up with Victoria's Secret model ADRIANA LIMA at the Cannes Film Festival last Tuesday.  A source says he hit her up pretty hard at a club, where they ended up dancing, flirting . . . and leaving together at 5:00 A.M.  There are also rumors that he's messing around with 16-year-old KYLIE JENNER.

 

After ditching Kim Kardashian's wedding because he thought he was too fat to pose for pictures, ROB KARDASHIAN has hired celebrity trainer Gunnar Peterson to whip him into shape.

 

JENNIFER LOPEZ may be losing her boyfriend to someone who has something she can't give him.  A TRANSSEXUAL MODEL claims he/she has been having an affair with CASPER SMART. His/Her name is Sofie Vissa, and he/she claims to have NAKED PICTURES of Casper to prove it. The word is that they met online earlier this month and started exchanging naughty photos . . . then things got PHYSICAL.  No word yet from Casper or J-Lo.

 

"Us Weekly" says HAYDEN PANETTIERE and fiancé WLADIMIR KLITSCHKO are expecting a baby.  There's no official word yet.  Hayden and Wladimir have dated on and off since 2009, and got engaged last March.

 

Poet and author MAYA ANGELOU passed away yesterday morning.  She was 86.  There's no word on a cause of death . . . but a few days ago, she canceled an appearance where she was going to be honored, because she was recovering from a, quote, "unexpected medical emergency."

 

"Forbes" has released its annual list of the "World's 100 Most Powerful Women."  Oprah is the highest-ranking celebrity on the list, at #14.  Others include Beyoncé, Angelina Jolie, Sofia Vergara and Ellen DeGeneres.

5/28/14 Bookie Odds for Kimye

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Wednesday, May 28, 2014

 

KIM KARDASHIAN is no stranger to short marriages.  But the odds that she and KANYE WEST will make it are pretty good.  At least until the end of next year. "Entertainment Weekly" asked a bookie for the odds that Kim and Kanye will still be together by December 31st, 2015.  He gave them 5 to 1 odds they'd stay together . . . and only 1 to 10 odds they'd split up. But he only gave BEYONCÉ and JAY Z 3 to 2 odds.  Probably because of Jay's recent elevator fight with her sister.

 

GEORGE CLOONEY and Amal Alamuddin will reportedly get married at Highclere Castle, the setting for the TV show "Downton Abbey".  Sources say Amal is a huge fan of the show, and George arranged a private tour for them.  After seeing how much she loved the place, he booked it for the wedding.  A wedding there costs upwards of $24,000.

 

The lady who sat next to EMMA WATSON when she graduated from Brown University in Rhode Island this past weekend looked a little older than the other grads. And that's because she wasn't a graduate at all.  She was Emma's SECURITY GUARD . . . but she was INCOGNITO in her very own cap and gown. After the ceremony, the woman took off her disguise, and revealed her UTILITY BELT, which was equipped with a badge, a walkie talkie, mace and some other holsters.  It's not clear if she was PACKING HEAT.

 

BILL MURRAY crashed a bachelor party at a steakhouse in South Carolina over the weekend.  And he gave this advice on how to find out if you're with the right person:  "Take that person and travel around the world . . . And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you're still in love with that person, get married at the airport."

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