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2/11/13 Chris Brown Crashes Porsche

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Monday, February 11, 2013
 
During a "Saturday Night Live" skit this weekend, JUSTIN BIEBER apologized for getting caught smoking pot earlier this year. He was playing MILEY CYRUS' biggest fan on a "Miley Cyrus Show" sketch. And he said, quote, "I also heard [Bieber] got busted for smoking weed. And he's really sorry about it. And people make mistakes. And he's never gonna do it again."
 
CHRIS BROWN crashed his black Porsche into a wall Saturday afternoon on his way to a charity event. He did a real number on the car, but of course it wasn't his fault. He blamed the paparazzi. --Brown's rep says he lost control of the car because of, quote, "aggressive pursuit by the paparazzi." He added, quote, "We plan on seeking criminal charges and holding them civilly liable." --But the photo agency the cameramen were working for says they didn't arrive until AFTER the crash. --The company says, quote, "No photographers were following him at the time he crashed . . . He crashed his car and it's convenient for him to blame us. He needs to be careful with his defamatory statements."
 
It's probably no secret that KANYE WEST has kind of a Jesus complex. But is he transferring it to KIM KARDASHIAN? --The two of them visited the famous Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro over the weekend . . . and posed just like it, with arms outstretched.
 
Lindsay Lohan just moved back home with her mom Dina and their home is being foreclosed. --Chase Bank served the Lohans court papers intending to foreclose the home on Long Island last week. The notice apparently was due to a mortgage issue. –Now, rumor has it, Lindsay was so “humiliated” after reports broke that she had been forced to live at home, she begged a wealthy pal to let her temporarily crash at their New York apartment.

2/8/13 LiLo Back in Childhood Home

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Friday, February 8, 2013
 
LEONARDO DICAPRIO may be messing around with a girl half his age. Leo is 38, and he's been spotted in Miami with Victoria's Secret model BARBARA PALVIN. She's 19. Oh, and JUSTIN BIEBER may have had her first. There were rumors about the two of them after they met at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last November. And Barbara's name was thrown around as a possible reason Justin and SELENA GOMEZ broke up.
 
Before hooking up with KATY PERRY, JOHN MAYER was known for sharing a little too much information about his busted relationships. And it sounds like he finally understands that wasn't cool. --In an interview that'll air this weekend on "CBS Sunday Morning", he says, quote, "I was just a jerk." --He adds, quote, "It's very liberating when you finally realize it's impossible to make everyone like you. I wanted everybody to like me. I thought I was one shuck and jive away in every direction."
 
We knew that LINDSAY LOHAN had moved back home to New York . . . but we didn't know that "home" literally meant HOME. --Sources say Lindsay is living with her mom DINA in her childhood home . . . sleeping in her childhood bedroom. Why? Because money is tight these days. --A source says, quote, "After all that time being in the business, making money, she doesn't own a house, a car, furniture, an apartment. She has nothing to her name. It's quick money here and there [but] she blows it right away."

2/7/13 Bieber Cheated with Rihanna?

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Thursday, February 7, 2013
 
We've heard plenty of reasons why JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ broke up. This one's brand new and completely out of left field, but here it is: "Life & Style Weekly" claims that early in the relationship, Justin cheated with RIHANNA . . . and Selena just recently found out about it. --A source says, quote, "It devastated her. It really cut like a knife because it happened in February of 2011, when Selena and Justin had been dating for months and were falling in love. It's caused Selena to question their entire relationship." --The hookup allegedly went down after Justin and Selena met at the NBA All-Star Game that month. According to this timeline, Justin would have been about a week shy of his 17th birthday. Rihanna would have been 22.
 
CHRIS BROWN and RIHANNA were spotted leaving a recording studio early yesterday morning after an "all-night session". A few hours later they showed up together for Chris' probation hearing. Chris is accused of faking the community service he was sentenced to after he beat up Rihanna four years ago. But the judge continued the hearing until April 5th.
 
The new issue of the "Star" has a rundown of Hollywood's Best and Worst Lovers. Yeah, it's based on hearsay from anonymous sources . . . but you still want to hear what they have to say, right? Here's a sample . . .
The Best:
--JOHN MAYER is "sensational" in the sack.
--RYAN GOSLING has, quote, "laser focus" while he's doing the deed.
--BEYONCÉ ties up JAY-Z and, quote, "gets absolutely wild."
--JASON SEGEL is "amazing" during sex, then gets, quote, "giddily goofy" afterwards.
--BRADLEY COOPER talks nonstop in French.
--BEN AFFLECK gives massages, puts flowers around the bed and puts a woman's needs before his own.
--BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE get freaky behind the waterfall in their pool.
--JENNIFER LOPEZ is a SCREAMER. In fact, a source says, quote, "Once, in a hotel, a maid charged into her room, thinking she was being murdered."
--As for DEMI MOORE, a source says, quote, "Her relationships don't end for lack of bedroom excitement."
 
The Worst:
--TAYLOR SWIFT isn't too exciting. A source says, quote, "All she wants to do is kiss for hours, which is probably why none of the guys she dates stick around."
--JENNIFER ANISTON "just lays there."
 
KRIS JENNER claims that KIM KARDASHIAN'S ongoing divorce battle with KRIS HUMPHRIES is causing stress for Kim and her unborn child. But Humphries believes this is just a ploy by Kim to get him to cave in to her demands. As you probably know, he wants their marriage annulled on the grounds that it was a fraud. Kim is refusing to give in to that. She wants a standard divorce.

2/6/13 Chris Brown Lies (Shocker)

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Wednesday, February 6, 2013
 
MILEY CYRUS has announced that she'll never grow her hair again. --She says, quote, "I do not miss [long hair] . . . I could never see myself having long, long hair again. --I love [my short hair]. My fiancé [Liam Hemsworth] loves it, I mean, I'm feeling it. And it's so much easier to just go shave the sides once a week . . . I feel like short hair, the messier it is, the better it looks."
 
Kris Humphries filed legal papers yesterday saying he doesn't understand the urgency for a quick divorce with Kim Kardashian, and he shouldn't have to rush just because Kim got pregnant. By the way, the divorce proceedings have been going on for more than a year. --Kris's lawyer, Marshall Waller, said in the docs, "What is really going on here is that an 'urgency' in the form of an apparently unplanned pregnancy, something [Kris] had nothing to do with, is perceived by [Kim] as an opportunity to gain a litigation advantage by trying to force this court to prematurely set this matter for trial."  --TMZ expects the judge to set the divorce trial for March.
 
Chris Brown may have submitted bogus community service records to the courts. –Reportedly, Chris swore in an affidavit that he was picking up trash in Virginia when he was actually on a private jet to Cancun.

2/5/13 Lindsay Desperate for Attorney Back

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Tuesday, February 5, 2013
 
If you recall, BILL MAHER called DONALD TRUMP out over his stupid vendetta against PRESIDENT OBAMA by jokingly offering to give $5 million to charities of Trump's choice if he could prove his father wasn't an orangutan. Well, Trump produced his birth certificate, and now he wants that money. Yesterday, he even SUED Maher for it. He claims he has an "obligation" to his chosen charities to collect the money.
 
Lindsay Lohan will reportedly, do anything to get back her old lawyer, Shawn Holley -- even pay her legal bills. (Shocking, I know.) --According to TMZ, Lindsay is saying that she had no idea that she'd racked up such a huge tab -- reportedly as much as $150,000. But now that she knows, she's ordered her accountant to put Shawn at the top of the creditors' list. --Lindsay's been pulling in some cash with appearance fees, endorsements and a few acting gigs, but she's also been spending like mad. She and her mother Dina both flew first class to L.A. last week for her court hearing, and they wound up renting a suite at the swanky Beverly Hills Hotel.
 
Justin Timberlake's first live performance in five years wasn't without some controversy. --JT caused a minor stir Saturday when he took the stage in New Orleans. Before Justin launched into "Cry Me a River," which is allegedly about his breakup with Britney Spears, he said, "Sometimes in life, you think you found the one. But then one day you find out that she is just some bitch."
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