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12/19/13 Khloe's Divorce $$

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Thursday, December 19, 2013

 

In a recent interview, ORLANDO BLOOM said one of the things he's learned through his studies of Buddhism is, quote, "The goal of men and the world should be to make all mothers happy.  Women, as mothers of the earth, deserve the utmost respect."  But he refused to answer questions about his soon-to-be ex-wife MIRANDA KERR.

 

PAMELA ANDERSON was in Canada on Tuesday with a group of activists who were offering $1 million to the Canadian Sealers Association if they would END a yearly seal hunt. But Mark Critch, a comedian from a satirical news show called "This Hour Has 22 Minutes", showed up and offered Pam an equivalent payout . . . if she would QUIT ACTING.  Obviously, she tried to ignore him.   At first he calls it a million dollar check, but later he drives home the point that there are so many people in the sealers association that Pam's bribe only amounts to $165 per person.  So THAT'S the amount that he was offering her.  Classic.

 

GWYNETH PALTROW has been trying to rebrand herself as some kind of lifestyle guru these days.  But it sounds like the OG of domestic goddesses, MARTHA STEWART, isn't impressed. The paparazzi asked Martha which of them was the "better lifestyle coach".  And she replied, quote, "Oh for Heaven's sake, you have to live to be a coach."

 

Reportedly, Khloe Kardashian will get $7 million in the divorce from Lamar Odom. Sources say Khloe will get to keep their mansion which is worth $4 million and her $1m diamond engagement ring. She will also be awarded a $2 million cash payout which is $500,000 for every year of marriage. Their pre-nup is said to be iron-clad so there will be no fighting over money.

12/18/13 Kim K Denying Rumors

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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

 

KIM KARDASHIAN is denying Internet accusations that she waxes her 6-month-old daughter's eyebrows.  She Tweeted, quote, "Do people really think I would wax my daughter's eyebrows so young?  Come on, I'd wait until she's at least 2 1/2!  I'm kidding!!!  It's pretty sick for people to insinuate that I would wax my daughter's eyebrows.  They are thick, natural, and amazing!" Meanwhile, Kim's rep is denying a rumor that KANYE WEST is paying $250,000 for a 24-7 "glam squad" to be on call to spruce her up whenever she needs it.

 

In her interview for the BARBARA WALTERS "Most Fascinating People" special, JENNIFER LAWRENCE says it should be ILLEGAL to call somebody "fat" on TV.  She says, quote, "I think the media needs to take responsibility for the effect it has on our younger generation on these girls that are watching these television shows and picking up how to talk and how to be cool."

 

Lindsay Lohan is working on her singing career and wants to release another album. Lilo was in a recording studio in New York City over the weekend, experimenting with various tracks. Sources say she’s interested in releasing an electronic dance music album.  She hasn’t signed with a label yet, but she’s working on it.

 

Charlie Sheen lost three of his closet advisors last week. Charlie’s longtime manager Mark Burg, publicist Larry Solters and entertainment lawyer Jake Bloom all resigned. Sources say that the three could not work effectively for Sheen because he is too much of a loose cannon right now. The sources say Sheen was refusing to listen to their advice and counsel.

 

12/17/13 Colin Farrell's Secret Relationship

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Tuesday, December 17, 2013

 

MILEY CYRUS says that after breaking up with LIAM HEMSWORTH, she's not afraid to be single anymore.  She says, quote, "I was so scared of ever being alone, and I think, conquering that fear, this year, was actually bigger than any other transition that I had, this entire year."  But she doesn't regret being engaged to him . . . quote, "It was so fun wearing a fat rock for a few years."

 

LAMAR ODOM'S 15-year-old daughter Destiny isn't heartbroken over her dad's impending divorce from KHLOE KARDASHIAN.  During an online chat she said, quote, "No one thought they were going to last, so honestly, who [cares]?"  She also said she doesn't want them to reconcile because, quote, "I have him all to myself now!"

 

During a show over the weekend, KANYE WEST told the audience that everything he does and says is for US . . . quote, "[The media] try to make it seem like my whole purpose . . . is about me.  But . . . what they don't realize, and what I think you all realize is, everything I do is actually about you."  He also said he's been, quote, "dope since age mother[effin'] five."

 

CHRIS BROWN had his probation revoked yesterday, but he won't be going to jail.  Instead, the judge is allowing him to stay in anger management rehab, where he's apparently been making progress.  Chris will continue to take the prescription meds his doctors have prescribed for him, and he's still not allowed to use medical marijuana.

 

Colin Farrell says he had a "relationship" with the late Elizabeth Taylor. They met in the hospital when his youngest son Henry was being born, and Taylor was there to get a stint in her heart. Farrell said that they sent flowers to each other which led to a face-to-face meeting and the beginning of “the last kind of romantic relationship” that he’s had, even though it was never consummated. He said that they bonded over their shared insomnia, and would often talk on the phone in the wee hours of the morning. He even joked that he wanted to be her eighth husband, saying, "I wanted to be number eight, but we ran out of road."

12/16/13 LiLo Writing a Tell-All

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Monday, December 16, 2013

 

KHLOE KARDASHIAN filed for divorce Friday from LAMAR ODOM, citing irreconcilable differences.  A source says, quote, "Lamar expected this.  He's fine with it.  He just wants it over swiftly and smoothly now.  He's had time to come to terms with it . . . He just wants to move on with his life now."

 

Family and close friends attended a private memorial for PAUL WALKER at Forest Lawn cemetery in Los Angeles on Saturday. A witness says, quote, "His parents were there, along with his brothers and some other family members . . . A few people got up and gave tributes to Paul.  It was hard for many people to talk, they were in tears and couldn't finish what they were saying." A second service is being planned for "Fast & Furious" cast and crew.

 

Reportedly, Lindsay Lohan is writing a tell-all book and won’t hold anything back. Sources say LiLo has several offers from publishing companies and they are in the six-figure range. The book started as a series of journal entries which she wrote in rehab as a therapeutic exercise. It is still in its early stages, but Lindsay plans to write about her arrests, drug use and even her family.

12/13/13 Khloe to File for Divorce

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Friday, December 13, 2013

 

MILEY CYRUS has joined something called the "Free the Nipple" campaign, by Tweeting a picture of herself holding a fake boob in front of her face.  Free the Nipple is an attempt to end the media's, quote, "glorification of violence and repression of nudity" . . . and to, quote, "decriminalize the female body."

 

On "Ellen" yesterday, LEA MICHELE said she's still dealing with the death of CORY MONTEITH . . . quote, "Grief goes with you every day, whatever you're doing, when there's great moments, when there's hard moments.  I think at a certain point you can choose to sort of fall from this, or you can choose to rise.  And that's what I'm just trying to do."

 

TMZ is reporting this morning that Khloe Kardashian is calling it quits. She will officially file divorce papers, later today, citing “irreconcilable differences.”

 

Bruce Jenner is allegedly planning on flattening his Adam's Apple. The 64-year-old met with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon on Thursday for a consultation regarding the procedure, known as a tracheal shave. The operation reduces the size of the cartilage in the neck, and is typically performed on patients as part of a sex change. Bruce has been pounded by rumors that he is a secret cross dresser, but he denied that he is transitioning from male to female, and said, 'I just never liked my trachea.'

 

Susan Sarandon says she was stoned at almost all the award shows in Hollywood. Susan appeared on “Watch What Happens Live” and host Andy Cohen asked her to name one major Hollywood event she showed up to stoned. She replied almost all except the Oscars.

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